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Comedian Chris Distefano joins the podcast to talk about fatherhood, writing, acting (Used People, Benders), and comedy, and to answer listener emails. Follow @chrisdcomedy @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril

Anya & Sam are joined by comic and Tuesdays With Stories podcast co-host Mark Normand to talk about Anya's first impression of Mark, women in pajamas, text vs real talk, FaceTime, opening lines, dating a woman with one leg, having kids, opening for Amy Schumer, fame, meeting George Carlin, comedy soulmates, joke theft, wants vs needs, therapy, intimacy vs sex, Anya's emotionally unavailable period, connecting in a long distance relationship, Joe List, suspicion of those who like you, and listener emails: a songwriter's gf dislikes his song about his ex, sex advice. Follow us on Art19: art19.com/shows/we-know-nothing Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at ComedyVoices.com

Comic / writer / director Bonnie McFarlane joins the pod to talk about new book You’re Better Than Me. Other topics: light Phil impressions, tales of early New York, earnest sex talk, her radio show and podcast w/ husband Rich Vos (My Wife Hates Me), asking famous women out on social media, sexism, creeps, Adventures of a Woman in Rock, keyboard courage, hecklers, dinner shows, her documentary Women Aren’t Funny, her new movie, dating multiple people, listener emails, is saying 'thank you’ ever inappropriate? Follow us on Art19: art19.com/shows/we-know-nothing Follow @bonniemcfarlane @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @WKNpodcast @standupnylabs on Twitter and We Know Nothing Podcast on Facebook, @weknownothingpod @anya_marina @philmhanley @sammorril on Instagram Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at ComedyVoices.com

The frank and fun Esther Ku joins Anya and Sam for an open discourse on her faux-membership at Chronic Masturbators Anonymous and living with PSAS (Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome). Topics include: shame, doubt, Bukowski, digital manipulation, scatological stuff, suicide, dogs in the bed, listener emails, talking to kids + dogs, and more. Follow us on Art19: art19.com/shows/we-know-nothing Follow @estherKuKu @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @WKNpodcast @standupnylabs on Twitter and We Know Nothing Podcast on Facebook, @weknownothingpod @anya_marina @philmhanley @sammorril on Instagram Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at ComedyVoices.com

Hanley-less, Anya and Sam talk about style icons, hooded eyes, body dysmorphia, upscale alcoholics, Liz Phair, Carlin, Simpsons, types of comics in NYC, jokes that have been done to death, staying fresh and connected, Mulaney, listener emails, lying about being sick, getting your ex back, breakup bluffing, foul feather friends, a perfect and profound basketball rant, Sam and kids, possessive partners and truffles. Follow us on Art19: art19.com/shows/we-know-nothing Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at ComedyVoices.com

Laos, lice, STDs, salmonella, Midway, swedish fish gum, qi, egg cream, Anya’s CD is out, Camus, eye bags, Bob Dole, online dating, I’ve Had It Bro, kids, Phil’s movie role, Sam gets too comfortable, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Synecdoche, 25th Hour, Savages, David Mamet, dating, texting, Eddie romances a girl, listener emails. Follow us on Art19: art19.com/shows/we-know-nothing Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at ComedyVoices.com

Anya and Sam are Hanley-less and start the pod with a discussion on body odor. Other topics: the Bachelor, Sam closes a club in Toledo, relationships, romance on the road, Anya meditates and gets a response, having a pep in your step, David Bowie, tidying up, found objects, Anya’s show, ups and downs of Sam’s sensitivity, Anya hates bad PAs, Cleveland, X rated stories, attachment styles, a female listener wants to know how to be casual with women, etc. Follow us on Art19: https://art19.com/shows/we-know-nothing Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at ComedyVoices.com

Liza Treyger returns! Topics include: method acting, bad headshots, Anya’s film debut, eyebrow shaving, writing to famous people as a kid, Chris Kattan, a disgusting story about vodka, moving to LA, Liza is stressed about visitors, entertaining and routines, sibling rivalry, artistic hotspots, comedian pet peeves, parents, online dating, how to reach out to a highschool crush. Follow @glittercheese @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @WKNpodcast @standupnylabs on Twitter and We Know Nothing Podcast on Facebook, @weknownothingpod @anya_marina @philmhanley @sammorril on Instagram Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 https://art19.com/shows/we-know-nothing Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at ComedyVoices.com

Best ep to date. Our trio covers vast territory, including: Anya’s light molestation in Mexico, a big relationship reveal!, Eddie from New York, Phil goes to the Big Short premiere, movies of the year, Sam can’t say Dayton, the boys offer to father Anya’s child, the Italians, Harrison Ford & Josh Hartnett, Hollywood Homicide, Star Wars, Anya sends Phil to her chiropractor, Phil is doing a movie, Sam's new annoying character, emails: a listener wonders if he should break-up with his young, shy gf, Sam is off porn; a female listener's first date asks if she wants to move to the suburbs over dinner—too much too soon? Is Sam a large? and more. Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @WKNpodcast @standupnylabs on Twitter and We Know Nothing Podcast on Facebook, @weknownothingpod @anya_marina @philmhanley @sammorril on Instagram

Writer / comedian Christine Nangle (Inside Amy, Kroll Show, Race Wars podcast) joins WKN to talk 12 Angry Men, Football Nights, head injuries, the writers’ room at Inside Amy, dating, breaking up, dogs, how to date someone whose personal style differs from yours, why there are so many attractive and single women out there, and dating someone in your field. Also: Sam almost chokes and dies on this pod. Follow @nanglish @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @WKNpodcast @standupnylabs on Twitter and We Know Nothing Podcast on Facebook, @weknownothingpod on instagram

Anya and Sam discuss their 2nd huge fight. Also: comedy is all Sam has, Phil calls himself Daddy, Tracy Chapman, Phil requires hot milk in his lattes, Sam’s boy crush, p magnets, Judy Blume, nascent sexual summer camp experiences, Sam’s brother crashes his first time, Sam’s NYC upbringing, bodegas, porn, an old comedy barker story, and a listener email involving a girlfriend of a year who is still on Tinder. Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at StandUpNYLabs.com

Phil, Sam and Anya are joined by comedian Joe Machi & singer / songwriter Louise Goffin for a very special (and sometimes bleak!) holiday episode. Topics: Joe's parakeets, Anya's dog Radio, the Santa Claus myth, a hamster trafficking business, Sam’s trip to Bermuda, and listener emails (a painful tale of a hookup hooking up with a mutual friend, Catholic guilt, and tense holiday stories). Louise plays an original song and one by her mom and dad (Carole King & Gerry Goffin) and shares stories about Beautiful, getting signed to Dreamworks, having famous parents, having children, following your passion and her latest album, Apple on Fire, as well as her Carole King covers project. Follow @joemachi @LouiseGoffin @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at StandUpNYLabs.com

Pod starts off negatively right outta the gate then transitions into singer / songwriter / producer Eric Hutchinson's ethnicity, topics of food, performing w/ John Mulaney, pacing yourself, touring, touring, an awkward therapist incident, Richard Lewis’ therapist, analysts, Eric’s wife’s obsession w/ Roger Federer, Jessica Seinfeld, live music, Eric Hutchinson Is Pretty Good, Pure Fiction, shirts / merch, songwriting, inspiration, reading the audience in comedy vs music, phones at shows, co-parenting songs and jokes, Paul Simon, influences, and a couple live songs including a duet with Anya and Eric. Follow @erichutchinson @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at StandUpNYLabs.com

The great Todd Barry graces us w his presence and tackles the following topics: the Todd Barry Podcast, travel tips, the 3 people who have stayed at his apt, young Todd on Letterman, acting vs comedy, inside baseball comedy talk about owning your masters, style changes, indie rock, the Gin Blossoms, friends weigh in on Todd, listener questions: Todd and the gang help a young comic who offended an audience at his first show, open mics, bombing, Kate, Nikki, chit chat, Comedy Cellar, Vic Henley, eating in NYC, pho, O., Portland coffee, cats, Todd’s book, Crowdwork tour on Netflix. Follow @toddbarry @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at StandUpNYLabs.com

Great person, comic and writer Josh Gondelman (from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight and Modern Seinfeld) joins us for a talk about comedy writing, Donald trump’s hate tweets, forging a way for comedy in the midst tragedy, Boston accents, his gf and pug, Nick DiPaolo, dick jokes, National Lampoon, Monty Python, Mr Show, Modern Seinfeld, a Seinfeld anecdote, customs problems, Fargo, Kate Walsh, explosive chem, great TV, listener questions, Ann Arbor, comedians on dating, writing jokes about someone you’re dating, Sam’s NY character, attempts at Holocaust humor, creative process & downtime. Get Josh’s book (co-written with Joe Berkowitz) You Blew It and CD Everything’s The Best. Follow @joshgondelman @SeinfeldToday @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at StandUpNYLabs.com

A special Thanksgiving ep of WKN starts off with the official "I’ve Had It, Bro" theme song. Our trio reconnects and recaps the past few weeks apart. Topics: Anya’s tour stories, Sam’s romantic week, Phil’s crazy Sam story, peer pressure, veganism, Sam gets a good steak, Jacqueline Novak, Phil’s appearance on @midnight, dead mouse, Sam is a contrarian, great green rooms, Thanksgiving plans, listener emails, Anya’s mom puts her on the floor in a cold room, texting protocol, gym drama. Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and http://AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

An in-depth talk on comedy & life with comedian Joe Machi. Topics include: how Sam, Phil and Joe met, Joe’s early days of comedy in NY, the Underground Lounge, standup predators, being in the top 4 on Last Comic Standing, Red Eye, Machi vs Morril, Rachel Feinstein, Joe’s upbringing, Catholicism, political correctness, joke writing, great premises, what makes a joke work vs fail, Joe punches up Anya’s anecdote, how musicians & comedians help each other, buzz words, annoying comedy patterns, stereotypes that kill which shouldn’t. when a premise lacks specificity, crowd-work, when an audience misses the point, popular music, popular comedy, is it possible to develop good taste?, hacky jokes. Follow @JoeMachi @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and http://AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

Topics: Phil’s health, Sam’s cd release, Joe List, Attell, how to be a good opening act, Lamar Odom, Khloe, Anya’s not-relationship, inner monologues, Fisherman’s Friend, breakups via text, listeners' emails, musical influences, whether a challenge is important in dating, where to meet women, Sam's acting class, getting set up. Follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and http://AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

The warm and personable Lisa Ann opens up about her fascinating career in adult film and drops some serious knowledge on the podcast. Topics include: growing up in PA, Rashida Jones’ Hot Girls Wanted, “closers,” how the industry has changed since she started in the 90s, new licensing systems, sober sex, real sex vs on-camera sex, schooling teenaged fans, prepping for all types of scenes, sleeping with pro athletes and younger men, marriage, cooking tips, Jenna Jameson, sports, satisfaction & fulfillment, Lisa’s book, "repeat offenders," and listeners’ questions re: texting tips, Lisa’s healthy & fitness routine, dating regular guys, vaginaplasty, her upcoming book, and family relationships. Follow @thereallisaann @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and http://AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

We couldn’t get enough Kate Walsh! Part 2 covers shame spirals, Anya's black out, the ups and downs of fame, Private Practice, Phil's audition for Bad Judge, pilots that didn’t go, Kate’s wedding, ensembles, paparazzi, more crying on planes, the Pill & the great female quandary, stumping for Obama, the Puss Train, cats and listeners’ questions re: dating a celeb, waiting to see if your partner will change his / her mind on kids, and therapy. Follow @katewalsh @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

The drop dead gorgeous and hilarious Kate Walsh (Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice, Fargo, Bad Judge, Under The Tuscan Sun, etc) joins WKN to talk opera binges, pulling a "geographic,” crying on airplanes, Radiohead, a recent breakup, Kubler-Ross, JLo + Marc Anthony, Anya’s list of Guy Crushes, The Lover, a brief marriage, a fat suit, her go-getter attitude, instilling kids with confidence, family, fear culture, and past jobs. And this is just part 1! Follow @katewalsh @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and http://AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

Comedian Gary Vider talks wild times with Sam, America’s Got Talent, the best Caitlin Jenner joke of 2015, co-opting jokes as your own, joke thieves, the Fat Jew, his wedding, the Wrecking Crew, how Gary met his wife on the subway, Sam ruins a wastebasket, Phil likes not being married, Sam explains "beshert,” listener emails including dating comics, sweating the small stuff, etc. Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @garyvider @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and http://AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

A lively ep! Anya writes a song off the top of her head for Shelby the engineer while Sam maintains his wild card status throughout the podcast, not only divulging secrets but also starting a new segment called “Anya Changes The F**king Subject.” Phil arrives late and eats through much of the podcast. Topics include: Phil’s bad mood year, friends having your back, the dangers of fantasy, rebounds, getting over breakups, stand-up comedy, drinking, the highs of performing, avoiding the thing that brings you the most joy, Phil’s bad road experience and Sam’s secret educational background. Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and http://AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

Anya, Sam and Phil are joined by comedian Yannis Pappas as well as his alter egos Mauricio from the LES and Mr Panos. Topics include: Sam’s various airline failures and successes, Trump, Bernie Sanders, Biden, Hilary Clinton, I’ve Had It Bro, mentors, Carlin's You Are All Diseased, David Cross, great TV, being “done with" TV, An Honest Liar, bad audience behavior, hecklers, political correctness & how it affects comedy, Cosby, the problem with sensitivity, groaning, fat shaming, free speech, how to joke about sensitive topics, an email about exclusivity in dating, romancing vs playing it cool, Sam’s dark place, 2 Point Lead. Follow @yannispappas @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com call 347-467-1240 Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY and www.AnyaMarina.com for Anya’s tour dates. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Sam crushes at weddings. Phil eats through the first third of the pod. Other topics: Gary Vider, Eric Clapton + George Harrison controversy, Marv Albert, Phil meets Rodney Dangerfield, Dianne Wiest, hangovers. Taking emails: best comedy clubs, bad Jews, could you date someone who is at all racist, inappropriate or not PC? Follow @anyamarina @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://standupnylabs.com

WKN continues with the hilarious, fun and forthright Jessica Kirson. Topics include: more Phil and Sam chemistry, parents without boundaries, Pat Cooper, country club gigs, being a child of a therapist, oversharing, Reiki moms, EST, Dave Attell, Ted Alexandro, Sam's childhood makeout, gay sex between straight men, Sam compares scotch and cunnilingus, Jim Norton, anal, Larry David, Jessica’s wife, live-in housekeepers, Anya’s mom analyzes a photo of her and Nikki, when your partner isn’t a super-fan of your work, Jessica’s prank calls on Howard Stern, Zach Braff, Josh Radin, and the proverbial more. Follow @jessicakirson @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

Anya, Sam and Phil reconnect after an absence and are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson toward the end of the ep. Topics: Colbert, Trump, Kim Davis, Sam rehearses jokes for his brother’s wedding, negative feedback, Sam drops a bomb about a childhood make-out, advice for a young comedian in the early phases of his relationship, dating, family, Jessica’s inner monologue, bombing, cruise ships, new jokes vs older material, confidence, sexuality, Rachel Feinstein. Follow @jessicakirson @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com call 347-467-1240 Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Hanley-less, Anya and Sam are joined by All-American wrestler and national headliner Greg Warren. Topics include: Sam's bad back, chiropractors, turmeric, Greg's afternoon streetfight, eating disorders, therapy, Sam on Conan, Greg on Last Comic Standing, Anya's early live shows, relationships, depression, milk, cereal, Atlantic City bachelor party, ape-ricot vs agh-pricot, Nevada vs nevahhhhda. Email advice: why do girls love to make out forever? Salsa! Follow @GregWarren @anyamarina @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at standupnylabs.com Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

Comedian Ryan Hamilton lifts his own personal podcast embargo for a one-on-one interview with Anya as well as a very special call with Nikki Glaser. Topics include: public weeping, Mitch Hedberg, Arby’s, comedy, technique, future, podcast-aversions, the kind of Bachelorette Anya would be, boxing, Scandanavia, life. Follow @ryanhamilton @anyamarina @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://standupnylabs.com Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

A lively and animated discussion with comedian Dave Smith (from the Part of the Problem & Legion of Skanks podcasts) dealing with a Sam controvery, censorship, free speech, sensitivity, politics, comedy, dating, cheating, finding your voice and having a take. Follow @ComicDaveSmith @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

Anya missteps with a compliment for guest Nick Griffin right out of the gate. Topics: Words+Music. Phil’s addition. Body hair. Exercise plans. Pie. Cookies. Starbucks. A hostess disses Anya. Sam’s shoes & wardrobe. Gay bathroom tells. Hellsea. Nick’s screenplay gets stolen. Favorite horror films. Tucker & Dale vs Evil. Call Me Lucky. Barry Crimmins. Bobcat Goldthwait. Periscope. David Foster Wallace. Marriage. Nick’s 11 Letterman appearances. How late is too late to start comedy? Anya talks songwriting + musical ability. Risking pain to be in a relationship. Marriage, monogamy, the animal kingdom. Switch flip. Obsession with comedy. Apologies + empathy. Bathing. Shot In The Face. Bring Out the Monkey. Deal breakers. Follow @thenickgriffin @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

Upon the release of his comedy album Muscle Confusion, Comedian Mike Vecchione gives us a look into the mind of one of the most respected comedians and joke writers in New York. Mike talks about his experience wrestling and how it shaped his work ethic, discipline, and daily practice. Other topics: Sam gets a part in a movie; hot yoga; meditation; Dan Soder; earning an MA in special ed; dealing with negative feedback, Penn State, Greg Warren, Foxcatcher; joke writing tools; Opie & Jimmy; healthy eating; Sam & Phil respond to a listener who felt offended by last week’s episode; relationships; "I’ve Had It, Bro"; 30 For 30; Anya projects onto Mike; everyone gives advice to a listener who had an uncomfortable hookup with a friend; favorite comedians & specials; Patrice O’Neal; ego, spirituality; Bill Cunningham; existential meaning; goals; getting in your own way. Follow @ComicMikeV @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 Visit http://standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://standupnylabs.com

Comedian, filmmaker, boxing enthusiast Wil Sylvince joins the pod for an X rated / extra large episode touching on robots, Haitian parents, Wil’s weight gain / loss / fitness, losing both parents, depression, long term celibacy, former and roommate and pal Patrice O’Neal. Other topics include: cake trains, a 911 insult, "I’ve Had It, Bro,” and a great email from a listener wanting to know how to break it to a friend who may be interested in you that you are unavailable. Anya defends Sam, Sam freaks out, the friendzone and sexism. Follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @wilsylvince @standupnylabs. Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com or call 347-467-1240 with your relationship / life questions. Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com

Comedian (and host of the My Dumb Friends podcast) Sean Donnelly joins the podcast for a discourse on who he likes better: Sam or Phil, Sam’s injury, c-o-m-e vs. c-u-m, coffee, Josh & The Beav, chest pains, quitting soda, cutting down on alcohol, his marriage, the importance of dinner in dating, relationships and the comedy lifestyle, 5 yr. marriage leases, Long Island, black ice, skateboarding, Paul Reiser, Gawker, Letterman, Norm McDonald, human centipedes, his bulldog Rickles, anger issues, and bodegas. Hilarious ep! Follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @seanytime @standupnylabs. Email weknownothingpod@gmail.com call 347-467-1240 with your relationship / life questions. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Comedian / writer / actor and co-creator of truTV’s Friend of the People Josh Rabinowitz joins the podcast and puts up with a lot of strange attention from Sam, discusses his fear of dogs, his Ivy League education, Jared from Subway, and dating. Anya, Sam, Phil and Josh take an email from a listener and discuss dating someone with kids, I’ve Had It Bro, etc. follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @Josh_Rabinowitz @standupnylabs email weknownothingpod@gmail.com call 347-467-1240 Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com!

Comedian, director, writer and all-around great guy Lenny Marcus gamely presides over an argument between Sam & Phil over a lost bag in Boston and talks about his appearance on Louie, the Hamptons, sports, movies, and fixing computers. Also on this episode: a William Stephenson impression, Phil's diet, Larry David, PC BS, Letterman, a Jessica Chastain tale, Yankees dirt, Brandon McCarthy, Tony Hawk and Phil, what it’s like being a statistician, the NY Giants, Lenny’s bittersweet first time doing standup, Lenny’s short film The Walker follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @lennymarcusNYC @standupnylabs email weknownothingpod@gmail.com call 347-467-1240 Visit www.standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

The podcast begins with an email that rattles Anya but quickly moves on to a discourse on how to make a proper Manhattan, guest Liza Treyger's comedy special, Boston, Swingers (the movie). Anya calls her mom to discuss being left in the snow as an infant. Other topics: Rosie O'Donnell, Red Eye, Liza gets passed at the Cellar, fearlessness in making enemies, squashed beef, fake friends, Liza's upbringing, Sam's relationship with his mom, mommy issues, Black Like Me, Rachel Dolezal, lobster rolls, Sam's NY experience Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 or email weknownothingpod@gmail.com with your dating / life questions Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @glittercheese @standupnylabs. Visit www.standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Long-island based comic and former cab driver Jimmy Failla and the hilarious comedian, writer, actor Rachel Feinstein join Sam and Anya for discourse on comedy writing, My Life’s In Turnaround, Red Eye, Anya's fear of going deaf, Hilary Clinton, Norm MacDonald, Rodney Dangerfield, female cab drivers, Sam’s pallor, Red Nose Day, dying wrestlers, having a stroke onstage, sleeping with the staff at a comedy club, pets, living on a farm, the Entourage movie, Hannah & Her Sisters, Carrie Fisher, Dianne Wiest & Sam, Paul Simon, Beach Boys movie Love & Mercy, Jane Fonda at a hair salon, and a caller asks for advice about dating someone much older and marginally famous. follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @jimmyfailla @rachelfeinstein email weknownothingpod@gmail.com call 347-467-1240

The pod starts early to give the listener a window into the beautiful storm of personalities that is Sam Morril, Phil Hanley, Liza Treyger and Anya Marina. Phil is still angry about Anya’s Twitter usage during the show. Anya is easily irritated by poor mic technique + "loud breathing," Liza is on fire for the Bad Blood video and culture appropriation, and Sam is focused on the Jewish United Fund, bitmoji, and a fun out of town strip club experience. Other topics: more molly talk, LSD, OJ, sharing a bed with a friend, sex parties, Mariska Hargitay, Britney & Iggy, the Dead, Dave Attell, Joe Machi, whether your husband / wife is in your Pending Friend Requests; crying while vomiting, The Bachelorette, a confrontation and more. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 or email weknownothingpod@gmail.com with your dating / life questions Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @glittercheese @standupnylabs. Visit www.standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

A pun-tastic episode featuring fast-talking master of wordplay Myq Kaplan, who joins Anya, Phil and Sam for a discussion on everything from the Arthur Theme to Jason Mraz, open relationships, America’s Got Talent, holding your mom’s hand as an adult, Inside Amy Schumer, Taylor Williamson, Naked & Afraid, super-sperm, Grateful Dead, The Walking Dead, The Killing, Canadians, The Bachelorette, kino, Axl & Slash, vegan restaurants, primary vs secondary partners, and #napeculture. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 or email weknownothingpod@gmail.com with your dating / life questions Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @myqkaplan @standupnylabs. Visit http://standupny.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://standupnylabs.com.

Part 2 of Sam Roberts interview. Hanley-less, our trio discusses Sam Roberts’ iphone 5 viral video, Die Antwoord, Bridget Fonda, marriage, While We’re Young, the bigger better deal, Jay Z, Drake, Kanye West, Sean Penn, worst and best Oscars hosts. Sam M. attends a Hollywood-y party in lieu of hanging with Anya & her parents, runs into a weasel; Empire; Strange Fruit; Sam R’s childhood; "numb & tingly" sensations, Periscope, anxiety attacks, the term Butterface. Anya analyzes Sam Roberts’ food issues, a deep discourse on buffalo wings. Follow on Twitter: twitter.com/anyamarina ... twitter.com/sammorril ... twitter.com/philmhanley ... twitter.com/notsam ... twitter.com/StandUpNYLabs Visit http://StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live. Listen to all our other great podcasts at http://StandUpNYLabs.com.

Anya and Sam are joined by Sirius XM's own Sam Roberts for the first in a 2-part series! Follow on Twitter: http://twitter.com/anyamarina ... http://twitter.com/sammorril ... http://twitter.com/philmhanley ... http://twitter.com/notsam Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Anya and Sam are joined by Liza Treyger and the Comedy Cellar's own--and America’s Got Talent's own--Dan Naturman! Topics include: AGT, going to parties alone, "on fleek," trendy slang, "the N word," restraining orders, Conan, Letterman, Misery Loves Comedy, Rich Vos, Kevin Pollack, Jim Norton, Millionaire Matchmaker, balancing passion with leisure time, comics dating comics, Bonnie McFarlane, Bourdain & his wife, male psychology & needing to be needed, prostitutes, Tinder, Heidi Klum, Sam Kinison, Wife Swap. Follow on Twitter: http://twitter.com/anyamarina ... http://twitter.com/sammorril ... http://twitter.com/philmhanley ... http://twitter.com/glittercheese ... http://twitter.com/dannaturman ... http://twitter.com/standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Our very excitable group includes comics Sam Morril, Liza Treyger and Anthony DeVito and covers everything from current film (Montage of Heck) and pop culture (Bruce Jenner) to philosophy (being disconnected from the earth), sports (the Bulls, the Knicks), sex and partying (a foursome! a long night with Train! a celebrity doppelganger!) Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 follow @anyamarina @sammorril @glittercheese @anthonydevito_ @philmhanley @standupnylabs Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Phil Hanley is back! Sam's man-on-the-street attack; Phil gets heckled in Valley Park; Sam's night of passion; "This I will surely regret" and other poetic moments; Anya's new drinking game; speaker phone crimes; a series of encounters at Starbucks; similarities between PDX and YVR; Sam plays devil's advocate to Anya's devil's advocate; White God; Anya confronts 2 men at an art-house theatre; talking shit about Gail; Phil gets all zen up in this piece; Anya projects onto a woman on the subway; is back pain imaginary? Phil's savvy quirks; our trio take your calls; Sam on Red Eye; Sam's Big Brother news Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Watch We Know Nothing on @DailyMotionUSA. Follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @standupnylabs on Twitter Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil & Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY.

Anya and Sam Morril are joined by brother-in-anxiety, musician / author / prolific Vine-master / aspiring Jew Nicholas Megalis. Topics include: Anya's post-collegiate Howard Stern appearance; KSCU; Sam gets chased, has a close call; Nicholas: boy or man?; Sam's guardian angel; the KKK; a great Klimt joke; back hair, Nicholas' new book Mega Weird, medication; Gummy Money; rapping; Fat Jew; what is stealing on instagram / in music / comedy?; who is the real Megalis?; Shepard Fairey; drugs, Little Women LA; Andy Milonakis's sage advice; the power of art & scribbling; Judith Regan; Nicholas' new book. Calls! Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Watch We Know Nothing on @DailyMotionUSA. Follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @sammorril @nicholasmegalis @standupnylabs on Twitter Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil & Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY.

Comedian / writer / director Bonnie McFarlane joins Anya, Phi, and Sam Morril to discuss her documentary Women Aren't Funny. Topics include: Canada -->NYC, is gender even an issue in comedy?; pressure to be funny, weirdest thing a male tourmate has asked Bonnie to do, Do male comics get a pass when they playfully bully women? Does being a female performer require some kind of insanity? Bonnie's daughter kills at comedy, upsides of having a kid, Bonnie & feminism; pregnancy, oxytocin, husband Rich Vos, sex hang-ups; Sam reminisces about meeting Phil; Bonnie gives Anya dating advice. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240! Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @bonniemcfarlane @standupnylabs on Twitter Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Sam needs dating advice; Phil's beard; how Anya likes to be picked up on mass transit; accidental "I love you"s, Sam zings Phil throughout; Anya takes Sam and Phil through a Tinder swiping adventure; how to spot red flags in a relationship; Going Clear, Mad Men, The Jinx; love at first sight: is it a lie?; why Phil is more confident now; how Sam fits into his family, Big Brother update; Anya's near-amputation; the Kenny who saved her life; Justin Bieber roast. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @anyamarina @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs on twitter Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Sam are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at StandUpNYLabs.com

Liza Treyger talks bad trips, DMT, and sexing your ex. Anya counsels guys on Tinder and calls BS on Phil. Drugs / alcohol as a creative tool: yes or no? Other topics: Fran Lebowitz, nannying, kids and the internet, phone etiquette, digi-threesomes. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @glittercheese @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil et. al. are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Phil Hanley, Liza Treyger and Anya talk Russian nicknames, superstitions, psychics, meditation & molly. Other topics include: Howard Stern, Hoda, The Amazing Kreskin, Kendall Jenner, meditating-away coldsores, bucket bands, Lil Freckles, Meryl Streep and masturbation. Follow @anyamarina @philmhanley @glittercheese

Liza Treyger, Sam Morril and Sabrina Jalees join Anya to elucidate "willy-nilly feminism," crying in your car in Chicago, Liza's Hollywood Minute, Taylor Swift, Karlie Kloss, best tweeters and 'grammers, Spotify, shower humor, the Real L Word, vaguebooking, subtweeting, sober making out, the comedy police and hall monitors. Anya unfollows a famous comedian, Sam loses a follower and gets schooled, Liza hates wedge sneakers. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @glittercheese @sabrinajalees @sammorril @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil et. al. are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Anya is joined by comedians Sam Morril, Liza Treyger, and Sabrina Jalees for a spirited discourse on relationships, men going for women "out of their league," fan etiquette, the most annoying things to female comedians, pros and cons of therapy, how Sam quit porn, Bogart men, Swiss suicide rates, Sabrina's Gay Scale, Sam & Liza's daytime attire, benefits of being pals with Michael Che, Russian songs, contact highs, not giving a fuck, and reckless feminism.  Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @anyamarina @nikkiglaser @sammorril @philmhanley @SabrinaJalees @GlitterCheese @standupnylabs. Watch live on DailyMotion: www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hj1sj_s…y-labs-live_fun Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil et. al. are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Sam Morril & Nikki Glaser join Anya for a spirited discussion on everything from getting suicidal in Canada to Sam's journey into becoming a Big Brother. Topics include: how Nikki relates to sea lions, "Still Alice" as a verb, similarities between dementia and blackout drinking, Nikki's bad flight experience, and why Sam would make a great air marshall. Sam breaks down his love life, Nikki breaks down baseball bases for women, Anya gets depressed about her imaginary open relationship and divulges a near-death experience and the bizarre health tips given to her by her mother. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @anyamarina @nikkiglaser @sammorril @philmhanley @standupnylabs. Watch live on DailyMotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hj1sj_stand-up-ny-labs-live_fun Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil et. al. are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Phil and Anya are joined by the lovely, candid and forthcoming comedy person and inspiration behind Amy Schumer's "porn from a woman's point of view" sketch, Keren Margolis. Topics include: what makes great sex great, open relationships (common misconceptions, wiener recs, pros & cons of, problems found therein, and intimacy due to). Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @philmhanley @anyamarina @kerenmargolis @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Strong bro-MANCE vibes belied by aggression start this episode with guest comic / future Big Brother / attendant to Phil Hanley, Sam Morril. Anya explains true friendship and how to foster intimacy. Phil shares big news, Sam gets out of jury duty and nails a Dave Attell impression, while Anya gets triggered by the blizzard. Topics include Three's Company, "husband," retro phrases, Sam's dating life, how Phil meets women, and whether or not Anya is closed off. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @jimtews, @undonesweaters, @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil et. al. are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Anya and Phil are joined by comedian and frontman of the "2nd biggest Weezer tribute band in Brooklyn" (The Undone Sweaters), Jim Tews. Topics: Rivers Cuomo, song formulas, the time Phil went on a vipassana retreat in New Hampshire, Jim's web series (The Undone Sweaters) and documentary (Make Fun), the time Phil caught vertigo from a bus, the Weezer lyric that changed Anya's life, the blue album vs Pinkerton, Gallagher, a stellar Dave Attell impression, and the time Louis CK called Jim. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @jimtews, @undonesweaters, @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil et. al. are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

On her last official appearance as host of We Know Nothing, Nikki Glaser tells us about her pilot, "Not Safe For Work," her typical hectic work day schedule, and why Michelle Williams threw Nikki shade on The View. Anya angles for an invite to Rosie O'Donnell's, complains about lack of dinner parties, and covers topics from #pizzadad to #popsocks to crowdfunding. Also: how to fall in love, how poison oak helped Nikki in her youth, Juliana Hatfield, Bill Cosby, why Nikki hates spooning, insidious sexism, a bouncy ball dildo, and deceptive bra cup size. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @philmhanley @anyamarina @nikkiglaser @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Nikki, Anya and producer Jon start light--why Nikki never does crowdwork, the time an aura-reader told her it was ok to use the C-word--then get right into the dark and the sad: Nikki's dearly departed dog, childhood hermit crab trauma, how Anya's mom killed her parakeets, subliminal messages from a Senegalese parrot, how Nikki staves off overeating, and a long, honest look into not only what drove our podcast heroines to drink, but what finally drove them to stop (not "quit"). Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Comedy power couple Joe List and Sarah Tollemache join Phil and Anya for a discussion on dating someone in your field, sobriety (or lack thereof), how Joe may have unwittingly 'Secreted' Sarah, the reason 90% of all arguments start, Phil being sick "all the time" and how Phil believes you would have to be psychopathic to have sober sex with a stranger. Topics include: Nick DiPaolo, Nate Bargatze, Glaserventions, Mark Normand, Ontario, Capri Sun, Bonnie McFarland, Rich Voss, Alice In Chains, Cheech and Chong. Guests: Joe List, Sarah Tollemache Twitters: @PhilMHanley @anyamarina @JoeListComedy @stollemache @NikkiGlaser 

monogamous monologist & author Liz Warner covers Ditched by Dr Right, Canadians, the "Protestant blood clot that is northern Philadelphia," NYC vs LA, and kissing "a girl in Spanish Harlem in an evening dress." Liz accuses Anya of never dating non-creatives and always keeping her friends separate; Phil explains Mellow's anonymity; being half of a whole vs being alone; Anya's Mexican family vacation; what would you do if your dad remarried a floozy?; dating a friend's ex, Liz sabotages a relationship; Phil forgets that he forgot Anya's birthday; Indie103; movies; Tuesday’s@9 Twitters: @PhilMHanley @AnyaMarina @NikkiGlaser @LizWarnerNYC @standupnylabs Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Anya and Phil are Glaze-less but joined by the candid and hilarious Jamie Parks and Anthony DeVito. Nikki Glaser sends an update of her NSFW goings-on in LA. Topics include: Tinder relationships, swiping someone off their feet, getting weird, Phil's Mellow update, Anya's cabin fever dreams, Three's Company, a call from Icarus, a recently-separated dad of two, who flew too close to the sun. Do open relationships work? Follow Jamie Parks @jamieparx, Anthony DeVito @AnthonyDeVito_, @anyamarina, @philmhanley, @nikkiglaser on Twitter Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts atwww.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Anya and Phil valiantly try to keep up with the lightning-quick mind of this week's guest, comedian Dave Attell. Topics: Anya watches Dave's special with her dad; dyslexia's cool period; Anya's hippie upbringing, the SF comedy scene, political correctness, language, how audiences have changed, the Clapper, growing up in Long Island, the most profound diff between music + comedy, Top 5, are all jokes / songs autobiographical?, Dave's obsessive checking, unconscious plagiarism + Lita Ford, code words + phrases in songs, pining for old NY, Big Jay Oakerson, quitting smoking, new material + keeping it fresh, gigging around town, Fran Lebowitz, Dave attempts to manage Anya's career, girl bands. Follow Dave Attell @attell on Twitter (see Dave Dec 26, 27, 28 @ Caroline's in NYC w Louis Katz) Phil Hanley is at the Syracuse Funnybone, 12/26 + 28 and Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase Jan 22-24

In this continuation of Street Head things start light with girls on Sybians and Anya's dad's near-arrest by the KGB but get heavy with a discussion about Anya's current "thing" and the regret + discomfort she feels around it. Highly stressful ep! Topics: digital vs conversations IRL, black & white vs grey, control, dyslexia, unsolicited advice, empathy, pride, Phil's attraction to women in workout clothes, Nikki's move to LA + fav podcasts. Thanks for listening + happy holidays! We'll be taking a lil break but will be back soon! Catch up on old eps + give us your feedback. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @tomabrady @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts atwww.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Nikki drops a bombshell right out of the gate and does a spot-on Rosamund Pike, Leslie Mann, and others; Anya believes signing out of someone's gmail is the hallmark of a good friend; Phil updates us on Mellow, has epiphany; Cool Girl, revisited; should you marry your best friend?; OK Cupid; "non-weird" D's and D's dads; Nikki's night of passion and near-fainting. Anya, bush-envy and The Rachel. Best pod yet?? Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Anya details pronunciations of her name as heard around the world, loses spiritual equilibrium after altercation; how to rebuke panhandlers; bourgeois guilt, Nikki gets bullied by her therapist, lacks of empathy, Anya's mom abandons her in the snow; goat jumping + goat singers; Anya's parents' ven diagram engagement; Nikki hates baby-voiced girl rappers; Phil yearns for a "crazy voice," worries about dyslexia being hereditary, won't tweet a modeling pic; Anya bids adieu to a special person; N + P offer advice; no one knows anything.

A pastiche of topics! Hendrix movie; Phil swears off therapy; Nikki is underslept / has sleepover, gets comedy advice from her therapist. Backhanded compliments: funny or rude?; are you a ding-a-ling if you know--but mispronounce--the word "schadenfreude"?; Phil escorts a friend to a clinic; safe sex; Nikki's mom visits the podcast; Nikki's romantic gesture / sonic overture; Phil's a Dead-head; breakup songs / best songs for wallowing; Phil can't tune into empathy; Anya's buffet of feelings; how Anya writes songs vs how N + P write jokes. Call in with your questions: 347-467-1240! Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @tomabrady @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Guest comedian Tom Brady fills in for Phil and gamely joins Nikki and Anya for a discussion on everything from feminism to being a woman, aging, success and squirting. The ep begins with a brief argument over Nikki's Top Shelf of Best Friendship and quickly veers left into Tom's wild online dating adventures in Nashville. Things get macabre and surreal. Tom and Nikki explain to Anya why you can't monetize Tinder. Also: hot button words like "shrill" and "slut"; Nikki sometimes gets sad about being a woman, rates how rape-y it is to order a woman on the street to "Smile!" Nikki's nightmarish middler; the time Richard Dreyfuss gave anya the key to success; The Good Bi Girl, Advanced Style & other great movies; Nikki mentors Tom about merch and promptly demoralizes him; Korea; TFing, N & T's origin story, My Morning Jacket; Tom's fake Tinder profile. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @tomabrady @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nikki's comedy colleague and pal Tom Brady joins our hyper-caffeinated trio for a stroll through some hot topics: platonic friendships Tom's engagement story, retroactive jealousy, more TSwift talk, soft rock love songs, first love vs future loves, is the first cut really the deepest?, Reba, how non-performers let off steam, break up / make up sex, compulsive snooping, how to know when a break-up was a good idea, social media anxiety disorder, texting bubbles, deal breakers. Call in with your questions 347-467-1240 Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @tomabrady @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

A discourse on Taylor Swift, Jenny Lewis, Smashmouth, and Gone Girl. Phil updates us on Mellow. Anya delves into the trope of the Cool Girl. Nikki dreams of being in a music video and shares another spot-on impression. Then they take some of your calls (finally!). Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Anya gets a disturbing email from her dad, Nikki, Phil and producer Jon discuss having kids vs opting out. Anya's health scare. A Katherine Hepburn impression face-off. How Nikki would perform a vasectomy. The closest Anya ever got to having kids. Other topics include: MDMA, mushrooms, what constitutes a one-night stand, can jealousy be a turn-on?, Anya's South African black rhino tale, what's more terrifying: having a daughter, being a daughter or the John Mayer song?

Nikki and Phil induct Anya as co-host. Phil wants female input: Would women rather go out with someone decisive or...Canadian? Nikki says Anya wants to be shoved up against a gluten-free wall, disses on Canada, and theorizes about niceness in relation to Costa Ricans, Americans, Mexicans and the people of Thailand. Other topics: how male comics meet girls, Phil's "closer," Anya's theories on seduction and high-fives, and worst first dates. Also: Phil is a kissing bandit and is "always conscious of sex"; Nikki hates cargo shorts, discusses her biggest date diss and unveils an eerily accurate impression.

Palpable sexual chem all over this ep! Phil flips out under the guise of chivalry. Nikki tackles fan mail and divulges her technique for the perfect nude selfie. Childhood masturbation stories. The root of sexual proclivities. Dry humping. UTIs, IUDs and a stress-inducing tangent about acronyms. Porn star relationships, open relationships, cold feet, and marriage. Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Nikki, Phil and Anya discuss the pronunciation of "compass" and immediately dive headfirst into such hot topics as Ray Rice, leaked celebrity nudes, Nikki's blossoming relationship with her therapist, broken genitalia, and the side effects of antidepressants. Nikki has the perfect solution to the nude photo leak scandal. Phil is in a mellow thing. Anya reveres people who meditate. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @nikkiglaser @philmhanley @anyamarina @standupnylabs. Visitwww.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Nikki and Phil join comedian / writer Jacqueline Novak in a spirited discussion on depression, A.D.D., medication, the creative process, and stand up comedy in reference to depression. Follow Jacqueline on twitter at @jacquelinenovak + pick up her stand-up album Quality Notions now. Her book on depression comes out in 2015.

This week, Nikki, Phil, and guest Anya Marina prove they know nothing about a lot! Topics include: small talk; introverts; how to win friends and influence people; what to say at parties; what to say in bed; dyslexic sexting; Iceberg Slim; oversharing; dirty talk; Jane Fonda's sex life, Nikki's magic wand; making a porn; kneepads: function or fashion? AirBnB fantasies, and the dreaded story of Anya's dad going into Nikki's room. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley @anyamarina and @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Perhaps the most riveting ep of WKN begins with a fake-out: Nikki, Phil, and Anya a brief discourse on sleep deprivation and bedbugs. Things heat up with talk of celebrities and sex. Topics include: Jason Segel's eyes, Debí Moore, Clooney-ing the fuck out, Lauren Bacall, aging, youth culture, who is the bigger pain in the ass in a relationship, what's worse: breaking up or being broken up with, the phenomenon of the micropenis, best and worst sex stories. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley @anyamarina and @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Nikki, Anya, and Phil cover electrical magnetism, Nikki's favorite new device, and the commonalities between stand-up comedy and sex. Nikki and Phil have a heated debate about STDs and prostitutes, and Nikki reveals her celebrity crush. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley @anyamarina and @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Phil and Nikki are joined again by Nikki's roommate, musician Anya Marina. Topics include: Phil and Nikki's @midnight appearance, a woman Anya and Phil didn't know they shared, Nikki's AIDS test outing with her mom, waitressing, birth control, the biggest threat to humanity, and questions like "Do babies like scotch?" and "are cigarettes an acquired taste?" Nikki has an altercation at the gym. The Four Agreements, "Portland-Aggressive," Phil deals with a heckler. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley and @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Nikki and Phil Discuss their drug history and get into the awkwardness that is sober sex. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley and @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Phil and Nikki are joined by their producer, Jon, who's "terrible" last name sparks an informative discussion of Phil's dyslexia. The trio also discuss sex on a first date, stoned sex, sober sex, and round it out with the tale of Nikki's recent brush with a break up. Also, some real talk about depression. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley and @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Phil sustains an injury in bed. Introducing: Carmichael. Porn, ASMR, EC during a BJ. Pubes (Asian, Italian, growing them back, pheromones attached, etc). TV tropes. Phil gains 6lbs. Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley and @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Dating roles. What did you learn from your ex? Papaya salad, smoking, and other relationship take-aways. Anya's Howard Stern story. "The Glaser Exit" and a nose aborsh. A Fiona Apple memory. New York: our dysfunctional family. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley and @standupnylabs. Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when Phil and Nikki are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Nikki and Anya's middle-of-the-night antics get terrifying, Phil updates us on "duh," and Anya updates us on "dutch." Topics: Should love be hard or easy? Is it less despicable for a female teacher to prey on a student as opposed to a male teacher? Nikki recalls a bad trip. Is comedy a humanitarian pursuit?

Nikki hates dreams, meditates, tries to convince Sam against the dangers of too much coffee. Sam is sensitive, shares the secret for how to react when a female cries. Phil wonders if therapy helps comedy / your work? Does it give you street cred? Everyone tackles Groucho Marx's most famous quote, wonders if they have ADD and OCD. Nikki's mom would love her more if she had a clean room. Light inside-baseball comedy talk: How does everyone write? How does depression affect your set? Relationships, resentments, breakups and The One.

We Know Nothing's favourite guest Anya Marina tries to come to terms with why it's so important for her to feel courted. Phil is proactive about getting over his break up and Nikki offers them both advise. The three also discuss online dating and text message decoding. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow @NikkiGlaser @PhilMHanley and @StandUpNYLabs Visit www.StandUpNY.com to see when you can catch Phil and Nikki live. Check out all of our other great podcasts at www.standupnylabs.com

On this episode of WKN, Nikki and Anya realize they're best friends, Phil discusses the role of scotch in his breakup, and Anya is confesses she's depressed about dating. One caller's boyfriend is shocked by the number of partners she's had while another wonders what to do when a shy hookup won't respond to her latest texts even though he had once liked her. Some light impressions between N, P, and A. Also: Does one person in a relationship always like someone more? Follow Nikki on Twitter @NikkiGlaser Follow Phil on Twitter @PhilMHanley Follow Anya on Twitter @AnyaMarina Follow Stand Up NY Labs @StandUpNYLabs Check out all of our podcasts at http://standupnylabs.com

This week Nikki and Phil get into a wide range of topics from musical tastes to break ups, and all places in between. Phil talks about a recent break up and the hosts offer advice to three callers who have questions about depression, starting a family, and online relationships. Follow us @nikkiglaser @PhilMHanley @standupny and @standupnylabs

With Phil coming off a talk show appearance and Nikki preparing for one, the two get into what material comedians can and can not use in their set. Having to re-write a joke for her up coming appearance, Nikki spent the better part of the week researching porn and reports her findings. This leads to a discussion of public arousal and the complications that can arise. Plus, as always, the hosts delve into some general relationship talk. Enjoy. Follow us at @nikkiglaser @PhilMHanley @standupnylabs @standupny

Nikki and Phil compare how peoples public relationships often appear much happier than their private relationships. They also take a call from a man who has been abused by the same woman he has been married to for thirty years. Heavy stuff. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow Nikki Glaser on Twitter @NikkiGlaser Follow Phil Hanley on Twitter @PhilMHanley Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Nikki and Phil are joined in studio by musician and Nikki's roommate/BFF Anya Marina (who also wrote their theme song!). They talk about dirty movies, sexting, and offer some advice to 'Laura' who calls in about a sketchy dude. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow Nikki Glaser on Twitter @NikkiGlaser Follow Phil Hanley on Twitter @PhilMHanley Follow Anya @AnyaMarina or AnyaMarina.com And follow us @Standupny, @standupnylabs, @jonfatigate Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

Nikki and Phil talk about there views on therapy. They check in with Jon "the producer" again and they talk to a caller from an early episode "Dan". To see if he took there advise and what was the out come. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow Nikki Glaser on Twitter @NikkiGlaser Follow Phil Hanley on Twitter @PhilMHanley Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Jon "the producer" gets Phil and Nikki's insight on his current and complicated romantic situation. Nikki and Phil take a call from a guy who needs to put himself out there and a girl that's got to walk away. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow Nikki Glaser on Twitter @NikkiGlaser Follow Phil Hanley on Twitter @PhilMHanley Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

Nikki and Phil once again take listener questions and give advice, but first they have to decide what they're even going to name the podcast! Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow Nikki Glaser on Twitter @NikkiGlaser Follow Phil Hanley on Twitter @PhilMHanley Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

Comedians, Nikki Glaser and Phil Hanley bond over that fact that when it comes to romance, dating and sex “They Know Nothing”. They’re hoping that with the help of guests that drop by and calls from their listeners who share there own relationship quandaries, they can figure it out... or least have fun trying. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240 Follow Nikki Glaser on Twitter @NikkiGlaser Follow Phil Hanley on Twitter @PhilMHanley Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com