Say, "Goodbye!" to your innocence and join us on a real dark ride into the hyper sexualized puppet freak show that is Meet the Feebles! ...or don't. Honestly, probably don't.

The slowest fight scenes you've ever seen, villains plucked from Wacky Racers, and a complete disregard for an elementary comprehension of science.

We watched Fast Five. It was like riding a rollercoaster while pumping Mountain Dew directly into your veins...only even better.

"I would argue that Space Jam is largely more grounded in reality than this film." -Ben on "Batman Forever"

We're back! We decided to kick season two off with the most patriotic movie ever made- ROCKY IV! Sorry, Team America: World Police, you've got nothing on Rocky and his robot butler!

Mommy issues vs Daddy issues. Jason vs...Carrie? It's a slasher-flic with a supernatural sidekick...Friday the 13th Pt VII! Oh boy.

FINALLY a movie about a fast food chicken joint built on an ancient burial ground. I REALLY wish we hadn't watched this film. Good thing we had Jeremy Fuksa (host of The Shakes, GM of Misfitrad.io) along for the ride with us! Check out The Shakes and other amazing podcasts at http://www.misfitrad.io !!!

Finally, a terrible movie that hates itself...too bad it hates itself so much that it isn't even fun to watch. Stop mocking yourself! That's our job! Also, it's about a tire that kills people with its mind.

Guardians of the Galaxy isn't the only major motion picture coming out this week! Sharknado 2 had its world premiere last night so naturally we had a launch party with a 6 foot party sub from Subway, and some Coors Light. Brought to you by Subway. And Coors Light. And Joe's Crab Shack. Also, Louisville Slugger.

We watched the post-apocalyptic thriller Prison Planet (or maybe it's called Badlanders?) with Danny's dogs Moose Stinky Pete. Woof.

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us..." We watched the TMNT musical "Coming Out of Their Shells." It destroyed us.

Imagine Birdemic with a real budget and A- List actors. Don't be fooled: Birdemic isn't salvageable, and neither was this script which was doomed from the start. We saw The Happening and then we discussed some exciting things that are HAPPENING for this podcast. Tune in for the news! ;)

We grabbed our pal Jeremy Saphire for another episode before he left town! This time we watched a The Asylum late night boobie comedy: Bikini Spring Break!

It's like Hostel...meets Iron Sky...meets Million Dollar Baby? What? Yeah... ...yeah...

What happens when you combine a bad kung-fu movie, mummies, the score from Indiana Jones, and footage directly lifted from Star Wars? Turkish Star Wars. That's what happens. Just for the record it's just as rad as it sounds.

We LOVE Star Wars so we decided to celebrate Star Wars Day (May the 4th) by discussing our mutual love for the original trilogy and our shared optimism for episodes 7, 8, and 9! (This episode was recorded before we knew that Zero Proof would end up being its own podcast. Just roll with it, girl)

Danny picked another HORRIBLE movie and had the gall to mention Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Luckily we had comedian Sean Brennan to help us gang up on him. Support our local comedy! www.comedianseanbrennan.com

Dinosaurs, dragons, and detectives? Now THAT is what I call a 3-D movie! :-P

Our first mailbag episode in which we discuss the most overrated movies of all time, new movies that we're stoked to see, how much Dan hates Man of Steel, and the TERRIBLE How I Met Your Mother series finale. WARNING: contains spoilers! (This episode was recorded before we knew that Zero Proof would end up being its own podcast. Just roll with it, girl)

Giant robots, monsters from the bottom of the ocean, a guy named Red. This movie RULES;

We watched Paranormal Entity, The Asylum's mockbuster of Paranormal Activity. It was truly horrifying. We barely survived. Danny might not get to pick movies again after this one.

Think about Hitchcock's *The Bird*...now remove all things good from your mind. You're off to a good start.

Grab a Faygo and prepare yourself for the Juggalo filled post-apocalypse thriller *Death Racers.*

The awesomely bad The Asylum film that caught the world by storm...get it? STORM! Hurricane! Sharknado...if you think that's bad then I've got BAD news for you.

A brief introduction to our new podcast, as well as ourselves and some of our favorite movies.