with: Boots Raingear   Isfahan   Shell Game   Kendrick Lobstar   Sauce   Lemon  

reading: The Monarchy Forum

Content provided by Sauce. Edited by Lemon.

I really don't know how the people of royalcello dot website toolbox dot com found each other, but they've found each other. And all of the posters here believe in a single inalienable right: The Right To Rule, or rather, to be ruled, sometimes by royalcello himself who gets very testy if you say anything unkind about Charles III. Look, none of the people featured in this episode know much (if anything) about The Monarchy, but they do know they like it, and at least one of them knows The Hapsburgs belong in Spain.

This week, The F Plus wants Catherine The Great to sit on our face.

Music used:

1. David Bowie - Queen Bitch
2. Prefab Sprout - The King of Rock n' Roll

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Jack Chick   John Toast   Dijon Du Jour   K Thor Jensen   Lemon  

reading: peefans.com

Content provided by Dr. Activisionary. Edited by Lemon.

This episode is about pee fans such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and MegaPoop Tech. I'm just writing down those usernames because I found them all very funny.

This week, The F Plus learns the term for a manager who is somehow also a woman.

Music used:

1. Cut Chemist - What's The Altitude (ft. Hymnal)
2. Warrant - Cherry Pie (Sing King Karaoke)
3. Lady Leshurr - Juice

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear   Achilles' Heelies   Portaxx   Frank West   Lemon   Jack Chick  

reading: applerankings.com

Content provided by Alqemizzy. Edited by Achilles' Heelies.

Self described appleist Brian Frange has some serious-assed opinions about different types of apples, and he wants to share all of them. And that's... honestly, that's entirely what this episode is about, Brian Frange's opinions about different types of apples.

This week, The F Plus sees a tasty unwipe anus.

Music used:

1. The Andrews Sisters - Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree (With Anyone Else But Me)
2. David Heitler-Klevans - Apples and Bananas

with: Boots Raingear   Frank West   Bunnybread   Victor Laszlo   K Thor Jensen   Lemon  

reading: songmeanings.com

Content provided by Smallest Sasquatch. Edited by Lemon.

Song lyrics are an indelible part of our collective cultural confidence, but can often be a puzzle. For all of these popular songs, what do the lyrics actually mean? Well, we're visiting SongMeanings.com to hear a bunch of bad theories explained amongst infighting and sex bragging.

This week, The F Plus is with the bear, and the bear is with the bear, and the bear is with the boat (you nimno).

Music used:

1. Fever Ray - Kandy
2. Aphex Twin - Windowlicker (Funbox Karaoke)
3. Got A Girl - La La La

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Lemon   Jack Chick   Achilles' Heelies   Nutshell Gulag   Turtle   Boots Raingear  

reading: goodreads.com

Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Achilles' Heelies.

Let's speak honestly for a moment: We're all intelligent, thoughtful, sexual beings, right? And as such, we desire intelligent, thoughtful, well-written pornography, don't we? I dunno, but anyway here's some crap.

This week, The F Plus learns the meaning of banal anal.

Music used:

1. Talking Heads - The Book I Read
2. Yung Humma ft. Flynt Flossy - Lemme Smang It

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear   Portaxx   Shell Game   Kendrick Lobstar   Lemon  

reading: clips4sale.com   f-list.net  

Content provided by Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein. Edited by Lemon.

Of course, there's a lot of different ways for people to internalize their own effect on the environment, but the subjects of this episode have become super horny about it. We're starting things out on clips4sale reading the description of videos where women pollute the environment, then over to F List for some perverted pollutin' profiles, and finally closing with some Lorax/Fern Gully slashfic that probably didn't need to happen.

This week, The F Plus is a maybe on canonballing.

Music used:

1. Guts ft. Leron Thomas - Man Funk
2. Psych Beatz - Crunk Muzik
3. Baxter Dury - Saliva Hog

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear   Kumquatxop   Bunnybread   Nutshell Gulag   Lemon  

reading: digimonbelievers.forumotion.com

Content provided by Doctor Interrogative. Edited by Lemon.

Project DigiClipse may or may not be a cult founded upon the spiritual belief in the childrens' cartoon Digimon. And it's time for us to learn more. We're starting at Facebook, but moving into several forums thru the ages to listen to brothers and sisters of the faith testify.

This week, The F Plus get head from Gurlemurglemon.

Music used:

1. 16 Horsepower - Black Soul Choir
2. 16 Horsepower - For Heaven’s Sake (Live)

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear   Jimmyfranks   Jack Chick   Frank West   Shell Game   Lemon  

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Doctor Interrogative. Edited by Jimmyfranks.

I know, we were surprised as well. But here we are, visiting r/UnpopularOpinion and it turns out there's some bad opinions in here. We weren't gonna watch what happens, but it says "watch next".

This week, The F Plus stands still and moves the goalposts around.

Music used:

1. FEAR - New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones
2. Type O Negative - We Hate Everyone

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear   Jimmyfranks   Isfahan   Zarla   Lemon  

reading: creepypasta.com

Content provided by Doctor Interrogative. Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Okay, so for this episode the plan was for us to read the worst-rated stories on Creepypasta.com, but we spent like half that time on some dude's insistence that his boner for the Venom symbiote is the cure for liberalism.

This week, The F Plus vows to never turn left again.

Music used:

1. Orgy of the Dead soundtrack - I Am Criswell/Let's Turn Back (Jaime Mendoza-Nava)
2. Frank Zappa - Letter From Jeepers

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear   Frank West   Achilles' Heelies   Cheapskate   Lemon  

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by thelizzerd. Edited by Achilles' Heelies.

Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a lot of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for personals ads, including r/cf4cf (childfree hardcore) r/AgeGapPersonals, r/VirginityExchange, r/MBTIDating and r/RandomActsOfBlowjob in search of available singles, and we're going to learn exactly why they're single.

This week, F Plus is offering distance kink education.

Music used:

1. Mitski - Nobody
2. Viagra Boys - Girls and Boys

Chapters provided by Lemon