The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio.

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Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Ataris on Spotify?

Guestimation Unknown No. 2 - pencils

FMK: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn

Recommended extended plays (EPs)

No tipping at Casa Bonita

Understanding in a plane crash

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Millennium-old Japanese temple offering funeral service for broken record player needles

Apartments with no bath or shower rising in popularity among young Tokyoites

Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim’s umbrella in Aomori

Burnt End: Burrito’s Prescription, Coupon Book, Guy Hair Counter

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Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

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Let's taco bout it - Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by The Hard Times

Finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?

Mein Cumpf

Cassettes - nostalgia, Hanson, The Presidents

Ten percent

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Curses for sale on Japan’s leading flea market site Mercari

Japanese college student admits he robbed taxi driver, denies in court that he was rude about it

Domino’s Japan creates a bacon shake for dipping pizzas into

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Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot

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Sneaky link

Zoot Suit Riot

Walking around barefooted

Covenant Eyes

Frederick’s of Hollywood

Nick Cannon Calls 50 Cent 'Fat:' 'Now It's Get Thick Or Die Fryin'

Guestimation Unknown - Wheel of Fortune viewers per week

This Is The Newz

'I wondered what I'd done wrong in life,' says man next to passenger who opened plane door on flight

Gross model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 2100

What if your d!ck had taste buds?

Sri Lanka doctors remove 5.26-inch, 1.76-pound kidney stone from patient

Beer kegs block Michigan highway after semi overturns

California family finds a million pennies while cleaning out old house

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

5 million yen in cash found in Otsu City dump

Air from 2022 for sale on Japanese flea market app Mercari

Tiny newspapers

“Get them drunk then chop off their heads.” Samurai’s assassination plot against U.S. envoys found

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Pre-show

UBI, universal healthcare

Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now

New year’s resolutions

Amazon aquarium accessories

Noah K

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In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimmings within one hour.

Price Is Right Rules

Dennis Douglas Dung nicknamed 3D

Slammich - our own custom sandwich

How much was Brian’s meal at Quiznos?

Quizno hack to not pay extra for guacamole

Twofer’s - a sandwich shop that sells half-and-half sandwiches

Costco cheesecake return

Is drywashing a thing? Wiping a spoon

Beef pizzle

Hack-a-dick

Gangrene feet

This Is The Newz

Single mother’s future in jeopardy after thief steals driveway

Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's cook's head into deep fryer for 'disrespecting' his wife

Video shows man attack district court judge during sentencing

Ohio man shot in testes by ex-girlfriend says he still loves her

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese life insurance company develops dating sim where you’re not supposed to get insurance

Bar explodes in Tokyo’s Shinbashi neighborhood

All-you-can-eat doughnuts at Mister Donut: How many can we eat in 60 minutes?

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Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups inside train, 85-year-old great grandmother virtual YouTuber, police mascot flipping bird stickers

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Carnevil or The House of the Dead?

Arthur the Arbiter - Item title and options mislead. An Etsy review.

Milk glass and Brian’s grandfather’s glass collection

The 'no-wash' and 'low-wash' movement - how often is your denim washed

"finger lickin' good"

High flying birds and fearless flying frogs

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - motorcycle ride, one helmet

23 cents

Lemon Party documentary

This Is The Newz

Judge orders DC man to stop smoking medical weed at home after neighbor sues over smell

Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses

Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck

New Mexico woman finds cocaine on Sonic hot dog

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Drunk Japanese politician in trouble for doing pullups inside moving train

85-year-old great-grandmother from Hiroshima is Japan’s newest virtual YouTuber/idol

Tokyo couple caught making stickers with police mascot flipping bird

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Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador

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Celebrity butt water

sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe

Caramel

RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb”

Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla - Spider-Man: Blue #6

knock-off of a knockout

“Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air "Dukes of Hazzard"-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.”

This Is The Newz

Couple's choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar

Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’ pistol to rob a business

Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

“I’m the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids’ social media beef leads to beating, arrests

Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them

14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan’s Sagami Original

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Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

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Plug In & Hate - "It's ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them"

That double space between a full stop and the next sentence

The Taming of the Shrew

When to throw out the undies

A $19 smash burger

One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla

Bomb Queen

Brazilian steakhouse

Hiding after close in a store of your choice

This Is The Newz

‘Make better choices’: Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose

Influencer who created AI version of herself says it's gone rogue and she's working 'around the clock' to stop it saying sexually explicit things

TikTokers say tipping culture is getting 'out of hand' after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry's cashier got annoyed when she didn't tip for a $2 cone

Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say

Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown

‎Morse - Vibration Messenger

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time

More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives

Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving

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Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger

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Weapons of choice during The Purge

Vuvuzelas

Poker’s popularity, Strip Poker on USA Network

Lima bean, clitorati

Guestimation Unknown - Honey Buns

A $70 safety razor

This Is The Newz

Ajax man facing charges after obtaining sexual services and refusing to pay

One million bees released during tractor-trailer crash on I-10 Westbound and US-301

Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry

Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes

Woman's body found in Arby's freezer

Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say

Martha Stewart lands 'historic' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover

Masturbation with 'sex toy' kills man; gets electrocuted with ping pong ball up his butt while jerking off

A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto City planning to sell cremated people’s precious metal fillings for millions of yen

Candy from Ghibli’s Grave of the Fireflies disappearing as manufacturer goes out of business

Krispy Kreme adds doughnut burgers to its menu in Japan

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Tentative titles: “Meet the Wolves Halfway”, “The Ant and the Lima Bean”, “Innocence and Piggies”

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Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beautiful women on apartment visits, JP government seeks power to control AC remotely

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Wrestling entrance songs - Brian: Let’s Get Reptarded, Art: The War, GMN: Hero, Burrito: Simon Says

Reality show NDA

Entrance songs but only from James Bond movies

Time is an illusion and a social construct

Time is a flat circle

A homunculus amunculus

The bar scene

Boys and girls' bikes

This Is The Newz

Mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy

Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant

Banana drama: ‘hungry’ South Korean student eats $120,000 artwork

Man dies after penis enhancement surgery goes wrong

Woman's ‘loud and full body orgasm’ heard during LA Philharmonic concert

Michelin star chef inspired to add ‘fish semen’ to the menu at high-end restaurant

Care home resident fulfills dream of watching male striptease show at 92

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Reminder: Japan has awesome all-you-can-eat cookies cafés

Tokyo real estate agency sends beautiful women with you on apartment visits for date-like mood

Japanese government seeking power to turn down private home air conditioners remotely

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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank

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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk

Rawr is my OwO

Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie

Avril, JTT, Utopia

Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles

Prions

How much until you have to let your pet go?

Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way®

Boners for Algernon

Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe.

This Is The Newz

Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight

Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall

Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize

German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border

Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant

Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.”

Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real.

RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police

Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so

Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner

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A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets

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A paper coffee cup

George Foreman Grill

Human burgers

You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted.

Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz

A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke.

Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men

Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt

Urechis caupo

This Is The Newz

Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak

Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested

Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king

Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested

Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately

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Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture

Pre-show

F–k Dungeon

Rebel Wilson Tribute

A Facef–k to Remember

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Groove

The Flaccid and the Furious

Horny goat weed

Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’

Ranch

“Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no”

Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad

What if you found out you were an AI bot?

Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts?

This Is The Newz

Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober

Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints

Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her

18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever

Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo.

One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia

Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall

Fabricio/Fabrizio

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Fights break out at Japanese fight festival

Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee

Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking

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X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen.

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The best X-Men with which to have sex

John Stamos

Friends Smashup

The McGlizzy

Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae

Mustache

That canceled Batgirl movie

How We Buried A Pandemic

Blue October Girl

This Is The Newz

Man eating McDonald's for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him

Luby's apologizes for ham-handed promotion

Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals

Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm

Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands

Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol

Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara

English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don’t follow rules

Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her

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The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling.

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Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener.

Slam City's Aroma Collection - Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle.

Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate’s field trip fee.

When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision's store.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys

Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe

Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard

After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women

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The scientific method, buying tickets, first movie on a date at home, $3 for cheese on a burger, chivalry was killed, teledildonics, Crispr baby, stop Rickrolling, The Big Nasty, Newz, Ninja Bear, trains, and raincoats.

Pre-game: The Scientific Method

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Buying tickets then and now

Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans, Part 2 - A Movie

A woman ghosted a date because he wouldn’t order $3 cheese for his burger

Chivalry didn't die, it was killed

Teledildonics

You found out that you're a Crispr baby

Stop Rickrolling

Slam City Lucha Libre - The Burrito Bandito vs The Big Nasty

This Is The Newz

Man who killed 3 people, cut heart out and cooked it pleads guilty in Oklahoma

Security guard dragged by truck while chasing person who stole 3-foot foam carrot from Clearview Mall's Easter display

Norfolk burglar stole sex toy after break in through dog flap

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Giant “Ninja Bear” has been attacking dairy farms in Hokkaido for three years

Japanese public broadcaster issues apology for calling a train a “train”

Japan’s Raincoat Man arrested for stealing 360 women’s raincoats

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Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn’t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers.

Double X Quantimino

Lawnz

Choose one superpower: super strength, mind control, telekinesis, fire, ice, invisibility

Free delivery

White Van Scam in the Quantimino - Booba Gettz is spotted in Hollywood circa 1992.

“The cost of the recording session was estimated at $200, but the band didn't have any money to cover the costs. In exchange for his services, the band gave Pikus a pair of stereo speakers which they had purchased from "a dude in a van" a few months before the session.”

Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans - bok choy for some box joy

"The cultiest cult grocer in America"

This Is The Newz

Rutgers Scientists Identify Substance That May Have Sparked Life on Earth

Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because he says their 'boneless wings' are actually chicken nuggets

Man charged for impersonating Stanwood Safeway agent, stealing $432K worth of crab

City of Newark falls for Sister City scam: "Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?"

Calculators worth over $40,000 stolen in spree of New York school burglaries

'We didn't have any failures': Omaha nonprofit hoping to relaunch 'Raw Dawgs' youth gang prevention group

A train carrying corn syrup derails in Arizona

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tropicana’s Japanese licensee in hot juice for cartons that boast “100% Melon Taste”

“Passengers who don’t want to be groped, please use the rear train cars” announcement angers Japan

Flush your prayers down the toilet at this unique Japanese temple

After Party: Pubix and Centennial Light

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Burrito’s new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Burrito is asked to do a tasteful nude photoshoot with his new camera.

"I love you too much to argue."

Yeast from there to make bread and beer

Slam Citizens' life pro tips on curating your feedz

A "tech shabbat" - Is Arthur already doing this and can you?

“What’d You Say, Delilah?” by Haynes Wife Beaterz

Clam City, OnlyClamz

Nacho cheese

Location data

This Is The Newz

Canadian teacher with size-Z prosthetic breasts, placed on paid leave

Over $30M worth of Funkos are being dumped

Norwalk math teacher accused of using chokehold on students resigns, official says

Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert

Scientists have revived a 'zombie' virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost

82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan cards

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tokyo gang breaks no-weapons rule, shows up for fight with rivals carrying spiked bat

Unlicensed drunk driver involved in hit-and-run, makes pathetic attempt to avoid police

Japanese hotel gives you a beer tap in your room, 10 liters of craft beer to drink for free

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Tentative titles: “In Queso Emergency”, “Lace Your Uncle”, “What Did You Say, Delilah?”

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A $17 cookie, blink-182’s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget’s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a giant squid statue, spreadable coffee, and more odd news stories.

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A $17 Chocolate Chip Cookie

Dude Ranch, Apple Shampoo, Dance Hall Crashers

Liver Guy Follow-up Story

Bull semen - She tells you to take a shot right before coitus.

Your fake magazine cover

Plug In & Hate - A mother of two explains how she feeds her toddlers with her $3k/week salary.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

"What does that make you?"

Borgs - blackout rage gallons

Arthur the Freegan

Walmart

Never Have I Ever - Retro Edition

This Is The Newz

Australia worried 'prolific' sperm donors could lead to 'accidental incest'

This Well-Worn Wooden Object Was Unearthed In A Roman Fort — And Scientists Believe It's A 2,000-Year-Old Sex Toy

Man wins $10K lottery prize, but state instead claims he owes them money

Woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months

Georgia woman crashes SUV into Popeyes after her order was missing biscuits

‘They missed a whole bomb in my bag,’ woman says at FLL, landing her in jail

Spirit Airlines flight makes emergency landing after battery fire

An airline provided a single banana as the in-flight 'meal' for one vegan passenger

This Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese town that spent 25 million yen in COVID money on giant squid statue says it paid off big

Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart

Spreadable coffee to put on your toast going on sale in Japan

After Party - Dental hygienists can tell.

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Author and comedian Jeremiah Ukponrefe visits Slam City.

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• In this context, what's your definition of “anything”?: “I've been charged with 13 felonies in my life and only convicted of 5. So in my mind, I can get away with anything.”
• Arthur the Arbiter - Himalayan pink salt
• Taking surveys
• Metroid Prime
• Always Flexfoam
• Guestimation Unknown - Filling an Olympic swimming pool
• One song that you can listen to again for the first time
• Phubbing

This Is The Newz

• Michigan teacher plants bomb threat note to get day off, police say
• Pizza delivery gives squirrel opportunity to invade Louisiana house
• Scientists Will Pay You Over $4,000 to Chug a Diarrhea Drink
• Drug-free relief from chronic constipation may come from a new vibrating pill
• 'Groundbreaking' male contraceptive pill 'disables' sperm and works in minutes
• Toxic fumes escape after truck overturns in Tucson, Arizona
• Bloomington man reportedly set own car on fire to stop people from stealing from it
• Cape Coral man cracks a beer open during traffic stop
• Man caught in stolen car while driving back to crime scene

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

• Sushi chef drops knives on the train, causes panic and delays
• Tiny travel guides are our latest Japanese gacha capsule toy obsession
• Burger King Japan guarantees new chicken sandwich is bigger than your phone with weird promotion

Jeremiah Ukponrefe is the author of Hive, a dystopian sci-fi novel.

Get a free preview of Hive at jeremiahu.com.

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Slam City Radio 24/7

The Burrito Bandito goes deep about DCU, hypothetically your mom on OnlyFans, how many times you can wear clothes without washing, hit and run, micro-stress, Frito pies, Newz, BNN, and the Take Notes after party.

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DC characters that The Burrito Bandito really wants to see in the DCU

Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Your mom on OnlyFans

How many times can you wear pajamas, jeans, and other clothes without washing them?

Hit and Run

Micro-stress

Are Fritos the last bag of chips?

This Is The Newz

Half a billion dollars worth of cocaine found adrift in Pacific Ocean

Altoona home invader kidnapped man, claimed ‘I’m Batman.’

Stowaway frog triggers alarm during screening at Pennsylvania airport

Couple returns home from trip to find pair impersonated them, sold house

11-year-old boy charged with sharing marijuana edibles at Georgia school

Hooters waitress shares 'adjustment trick' to get more money from 'cute guys'

Hughson Church demands answers after sewage water, cement mistakenly pumped into the property

Bolivar's new roadside attraction? Glass shop houses 11-foot, 150-pound functioning bong

Crews working to clean up bottles of Jack Daniel's after tractor-trailer crash

Zookeepers Say They’ve Solved the Mystery of How a Gibbon Got Pregnant by Herself

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese scientists succeed at causing depression in monkeys using magnetic stimulation

Rice Pizza?! Pizza Hut creates a new base for customers in Japan

Train driver’s locked tablet with forgotten password leads to big delay on Fukushima line

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Lasagna hogs, tuna, MeToo’d, tipping robots, a re-enactment at a gas station, Kadabra, LVTOFU, woodcocks, condom-wrapped banana extraction, $295K for a testicle, quolls, $1.5M in stolen chicken wings, fast food Newz, a wearable beanbag, real-time shade info, Ice Whopper, and Yakuza-theme love hotel rooms.

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Palindromes follow-up: “go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog”

Tuna salad vs tuna sushi

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Slam City Gets MeToo'd

The easiest answer to a not-so-deep dive - Should you tip a robot? But the real matter here: Service charges!?

Re-enactment - Gas station staff left horrified after finding severed human penis in car park

This Is The Newz

Kadabra Will Finally Return To Pokémon Card Game After 18-Year Ban

Texas DMV rejects vegan license plate for ‘vulgar’ phrase

Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets

Surgeons extract condom-wrapped banana man ate in ‘hormonal rage’ fit

Man who lost testicle from getting hit by supervisor awarded more than $295,000

Sex and no sleep may be killing endangered quolls

Vera Liddell allegedly stole $1.5M in chicken wings from Illinois schools

Salty strike: Arby's employees quit after posting vulgar message on restaurant sign

A Chick-fil-A restaurant's traffic got so bad that city officials ordered it to be demolished and plan to build a new drive-thru-only location

Burger King's Latest International Menu Item Does Not Sound Very Appetizing...Or Does It

Wearable Beanbag becomes a hot topic in Japan

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Real-time shade information added to walking app from Navitime Japan

World’s first Ice Whopper on the menu at Burger King Japan

Yakuza-themed love hotel rooms! Great for couples, friends, and business meetings, owners say

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Experiencing music, ChatGPT, an infinite amount of monkeys, Spectrum, time machine, okay, bathing with bottled water, butt bumping on Wheel, Pokemon Yellow, a hot triple amputee model, Amouranth, toilet-shaped plants, Viagra, skipping commercials, the world’s greatest stereo system, stolen Rolex, BNN follow-up, Starbucks creampie

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Best experience: listening to the album, listening to a live recording, or attending a live performance?

ChatGPT

Art the Arbiter - Arthur prefers to not have to wipe his ass with cold hard cash. Charter Communications (Spectrum) are crooks.

Time travel never gets old. 🐱 Time Machine

Minutiae Moment - O.K., okay?

Gemini Jackson Does The Math 

Pat Sajak's Epic Reaction After a 'Wheel of Fortune' Contestant "Twerked" on Him

This Is The Newz

An original, sealed copy of Pokemon Yellow worth almost $10,500 has reportedly been ruined by US customs

I’m a triple amputee and a hot model — nothing holds me back

The Surprising Reason Twitch Star Amouranth Hasn't Ditched NSFW Content (Yet)

These Toilet-Shaped Carnivorous Plants Thrive By Eating Poop

Viagra users are 25% less likely to suffer early death

Sony patent would have you yell at your TV to skip commercials

The world's greatest stereo system is inside a Virginia home

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Saitama man’s 7M-yen Rolex stolen after leaving it alone with “potential buyer” for two minutes

Man who took entire town’s COVID-19 money now out of jail and turning life around

Starbucks Japan’s new cream pie’s looks are freaking people out

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Midnight snacks, palindromes, 27 years at Burger King, Get 1 Free deals, 400 pushups, pay yourself first, Papa Johns, Evo Moment #37, Corn Flakes, ramen’s history, Newz, BNN, and maybe more than most podcast listeners can handle.

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Midnight snacks

Palindromes

Working at Burger King for 27 years with perfect attendance

Buy 3, Get 1 Free

400 pushups for punishment

Bad money habits - pay yourself first with at least 10% into savings?

Was the apostrophe so wet that it fell off!?

Evo Moment #37

Kellogg's Corn Flakes were created as an 'anti-masturbatory morning meal'?

Reloading a location-specific payment card

Arthur’s revised thoughts on ramen

This Is The Newz

Recent rains cause Whiskeytown Lake to spill into the Glory Hole

Man accused of shooting other man after oral sex meetup in Florida City

Billionaire Larry Ellison got a speeding ticket on an island he owns while driving a Corvette and told the cop there's 'no excuse'

FEMA fires group for nonsensical Alaska Native translations

Amazon delivery driver's fingertip is left in letterbox after accident

Man arrested for having sex with cow, sent to psychiatrist

“Boy Meets World's” William Daniels Was In An “Open Marriage” With His Wife Before One Of His Affairs “Devastated” Her

Southbound I-71 reopens after beer truck overturns

Girl, 13, leads Nebraska troopers on 100 mph chase with boy, 11, in the passenger seat

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

69-year-old Tokyo man arrested for driving without a license for over 50 years

Monkeys have attacked more than 60 people in three weeks in one Japanese town

Krispy Kreme releases tit doughnuts in Japan

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Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls, Booty Royale, and more odd news stories.

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Let me tell you about this clam

A question about tipping

How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who’d been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Ride or Die?, Part 1: Sergio Vega Deftones contract

Ride or Die?, Part 2: A flood will destroy your living space soon and you need to evacuate. You only have time to take what you can carry on yourself. What are you taking?

Guestimation Unknown, Part 1: When Napoleon Bonaparte died, apparently his doctor cut off his penis for the autopsy. In 1977, the penis was eventually sold for how much?

Guestimation Unknown, Part 2: How many pounds of cheddar cheese did the US produce in 2014?

How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who’d been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?

Considering the Light Phone II

Boobs vs Butts

Romeo and Juliet (1968 film)

The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant

This Is The Newz

Delivery driver left box full of Hello Fresh food on top of sleeping baby

Pigeon wearing crystal meth 'like a backpack' caught inside B.C. prison yard

Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself

Louisiana deputy sentenced to 100 years in prison for ejaculating on cupcakes, other crimes

Indian Held for Unruly Behavior With Woman on Airline Flight

Woman with unfortunate initials fed up of being mistaken for a sandwich

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Asahi Beer abolishes “image girl” spokesmodel position, ending practice at big four brewers

Survey finds obesity rates fell, but eyesight worsened among Japanese schoolchildren

No longer able to draw breasts due to family circumstances, manga artist retires

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes.

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Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz - Ref: haven't had beef in a while

If you had to choose: jzz blood OR jzz white but get brainfreeze every time?

Ripped from a tweet: "You got to meet your 15-year-old self for 30 seconds. What would you tell them?"

Guestimation Unknown - A lifetime of loadz

Minutiae Moment - toothpicks

Arthur the Arbiter - “Hyperemployment offers a subtly different way to characterize all the tiny efforts we contribute to Facebook and Instagram and the like… We do tiny bits of work for Google, for Tumblr, for Twitter, all day and every day.”

Power napping

Fortune cookie fortunes

This Is The Newz

Man who gorged 124 kebabs in a month says it left him 'psychologically' damaged

Paige Spiranac tells fans looking at her boobs is good for their health

Lottie Moss strips naked for racy shots and says body 'is there to be enjoyed’

From the McRib to the Choco Taco, 6 foods we lost - Burger King’s Ch’King, Chili’s Original Chicken Tenders, Choco Taco, Honest Tea, McDonald’s McRib, Wendy’s Vanilla Frosty

Melted butter clogs historic canal and storm drains after dairy plant fire in Wisconsin

Nevada parents sue school district over daughter’s ‘pornographic’ assignment

I stopped taking the pill — now I’m gay

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news.

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You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce traffic or deliver your own justice, would you?

Sheets

The KKK Took My Baby Away

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Elizabeth Holmes, Toxic Ladyboss

Giving a Crispy Chicken Sandwich with Extra Crinkle-cut Pickles to a Panhandler

Arthur the Arbiter - Look, I get it BUT Eggs Any Style $10?! Two farm fresh eggs any style, homemade biscuit, choice of bacon or house sausage

This Is The Newz

Target recalls children’s weighted blankets due to 2 asphyxiation deaths

Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle

McDonald's delivers empty wrapper to man who unticked every item on his order

M&S executive caught with ecstasy pills and cocaine stuffed inside bra in Fabric

'Toxic masculinity' may be caused by an actual, infectious, brain-altering parasite

Florida server surprised with $1,000 tip

Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets

South Korea ends ban on imported sex dolls

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Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur play a round of Guestimation Unknown then discuss littering, Janeane Garofalo, an 80-hour workweek, wi-fi passwords, grocery prices, Newz, groin itch treatment, and double French toast.

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Guestimation Unknown: Huy Fong Sriracha

Arthur almost littered

Keep your name or change it? Hoar

Jen Ecks

Yesterday (2019 film)

Attempting tirelessness AKA Elon's "hardcore" - 80 to 100 hours a week, every week

The wi-fi password

Grocery store sadness

This Is The Newz

Fake psychic, partner sentenced in $3M fraud scheme

Jury Sides With Big Cheese in Mozzarella Family Feud

Cocaine found in car’s secret compartment during traffic stop

Man hurls wine bottles at NJ liquor store workers who didn't give him discount

Philadelphia police searching for suspect who stole antique brass railing outside City Hall

Snakes have a clitoris: scientists overcome ‘a massive taboo around female genitalia’

How the chicken lost its penis

Scientists invent 1st 'vagina-on-a-chip'

‘Finally, my order will be quick and accurate’: McDonald’s fully-automated location with no human employees sparks debate

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Overturned truck spills load of hams, various meats in North Carolina

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

New spreadable French Toast from Japan is a game-changer

Crotch Cup 2022 eSports festival held to raise awareness for groin itch treatment

Miyagi senior’s joke bombs so hard it delays a flight for 50 minutes

Burnt End: Double French Toast After Party

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Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules.

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Massage therapy from dudes

How to clean your rifle

Hairy limbs

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - An ill-equipped public restroom

Stuck in a time loop, 3.2 seconds, Palm Springs

Your face is like a fingerprint, and Lensa AI is nefarious.

Window seat or aisle?

This Is The Newz

'Didn’t she ask for extra ketchup? Why is she mad?': McDonald's 'Ketchup Karen' throws fit over amount of ketchup on her burger

Poker player with 'boobs out' promises to 'nip that behavior in the bud'

Pig hogs bed in Georgia woman's home: 'She steals my pillow'

Wordle is 2022’s top Google search term, above both Ukraine and the queen

Home Depot workers track down owner of dropped $700 cash

Jonathan the tortoise, oldest living land creature, celebrates 190th birthday

Book returned to Australian school library was nearly 120 years overdue

I’m so pretty, men treat me like a trophy and women scowl at me

Hooters influencer Ali Spice dead at 21 in car crash

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Cases of people getting unwanted crabs skyrocketing in Japan, salmon too

Japan’s random-destination roll-the-die train tickets: An amazingly cheap way to go… somewhere

Over half a million yen in cash comes floating down river in Toyama

The Three Rules

Rule #1: Overcomplicate Things.

Rule #2: Go Fvck Myself.

Rule #3: n + 1

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Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur discuss maid cafés, bot bigotry, a busy intersection, “Self Esteem” by The Offspring, tipping, ordering at Starbucks, odds news, and Nippon news.

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Slam City Maid Café Menu & Daily Specials

Bot bigotry

Dr Smahtman explains a cognitive psych study about tools

Plug In & Hate, Part 1: Stop behind the white line

Deep dive on the lyrics to "Self Esteem" by The Offspring

Disney Files Patent for Roller Coaster that Jumps Track

We ain't playin’ with this campaign. People are tipping less in this economy, but why are they tipping at all?

Plug In & Hate, Part 2: A woman went viral on TikTok after sharing how she was late to her doctor’s appointment because a customer ordered 38 drinks at Starbucks.

This Is The Newz

Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis

Hot dog vendor stabbed in alleged turf-war with another hot dog vendor outside Petco Park

Ex-ExxonMobil employee arrested after ‘vault’ of upskirt photos allegedly discovered

Alameda Co. deputy arrested on suspicion of DUI after totaling 'BBQ' truck

Houston woman has the world's largest feet

Hacked digital billboard in Brisbane displays pornography for several minutes

Someone paid over $200,000 for the Birkenstocks that Steve Jobs wore in the garage where he founded Apple

Evacuation orders lifted after hemp plant fire in Grass Valley

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese company uses video game-style hit point badges to help employees know who need a hand

Saitama man arrested for making 9,313 false reservations on luxury trains

AirTag planted on Aichi Prefectural Police car, by someone who doesn’t understand cars well

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Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood share an hour of conversation and laughter covering assorted topics for your listening pleasure. Bring a change of clothes.

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Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - Daddy Juice Energy scored us a ticket to an Anna Delvey Dinner Party and only one of us can go. Art selected Brian.

Feed the AI, a rapid fire deep dive segment - Memory maps, business hours, conscious time, and fuel consumption

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - One of us allegedly gropes another podcaster that made a headline.

Have we been playing Super Mario Bros wrong our whole lives? None of us.

This Is The Newz

Sperm counts worldwide are falling even faster than we thought

‘Temporary vasectomy’ trialed in Melbourne: Sperm blocker a world first

Woman feels 'dehumanized' as she claims she was kicked off plane over 10kg boobs

TikTok artist entombs bag of Cheetos in 3,000-pound sarcophagus

HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labor

Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers sues Indiana shopping center after being told it can’t sell chicken fingers

Man who found £4 million cheque to Haribo rewarded with gummies

Your favorite songs reveal your attachment style: New psychology research

Wait, Are We Really Supposed to Tip 25% Everywhere Now?

Woman Cops To Meat Beating At Ohio Walmart

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s first-ever wanko soba conveyor belt restaurant opens in Tokyo

Tokyo man arrested for putting brother’s skull out for recycling collection

Gifu man arrested for entering other person’s home and hanging women’s underwear to dry

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Somewhere in the Quantimino, a Limp Bizkit album, an Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, and an hour’s worth of other miscellany become part of an amusing conversation with four intergalactic boba runners.

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Juicy Fruit

Quoted wait times / 6 to 8 weeks

Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.

This Is The Newz

Hospice nurse charged for allegedly cutting off man’s foot without permission

Burrito’s Dad the Orderly’s Patient’s Toe Fell Off Story

McDonald's Created a Grease-Proof Gaming Chair

I’m too pretty to work — f–k getting up at 6 a.m. every day for 60 years

Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy in India

Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane

Dog seen carrying severed human arm leads police to decapitated body

Former CIA master of disguise helps disfigured people come out of hiding

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Sasuke: Ninja Warrior may be coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028

Tokyo Police apprehend the “Lego Kid” and accomplices

Charges dropped against elderly Japanese man for nailing Putin voodoo doll to sacred shrine tree

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A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore presentation of a multi-part highlight from Season 3, “DOGGA, The Dog Saga” with some selected audio gems from previous episodes mixed in. Nearing the hour mark is most of the salvaged audio after the glitch.

“A Possible Continuation of the Story of Booba Gettz Getting Stuck in the Quantimino” by ChatGPT, narrated by Tyranbell

DOGGA, The Dog Saga: The Complete Collection + Hot Takes from Double X Quantimino

“A Tipping Conspiracy”, from Episode 210

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 1: The Note”, from Episode 210

“Cookie”, from Episode 221

“Cuatro Leches Cake”, from Episode 221

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 2: Neighbors Downstairs”, from Episode 213

“Steel Drumz”, from Episode 212

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 3: Pete and Kathleen”, from Episode 215

“Tamale Pilot”, from Episode 211

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 4: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony”, from Episode 219

“Ramen Coke”, from Episode 213

“Dogga, The Dog Saga - Part 5: PAID Parking Spot”, from Episode 236

“Fred Flintstone”, from Episode 211

“Dogga, the Dog Saga - Part 6: Revenge?”, from Episode 249

This Is The Newz

“The Great Monkey Escape: Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US”, from Episode 217

At about 55:36, the salvaged audio from the Slam City episode “Pontification Under Duress” begins.

Newz (continued)

Man repulsed as he learns girlfriend of three years showers once every 2 weeks

‘World’s dirtiest man’ Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94

Deepfaked: ‘They put my face on a porn video’

B.C. man who paid sex worker $300 'out of kindness' pleads guilty to assault

Customer Calls Out Burger King Pricing: ‘Makes No Sense’

Antihistamines found in street drugs, hampers effectiveness of naloxone

Man Allergic to His Own Orgasm Actively Avoids Sleeping With Girlfriend

Motorcycle rider arrested after speeding at 115 MPH, flipping off Las Vegas police

Headless body trial: Woman guilty of murdering and decapitating friend

Father, son convicted in assault spurred by Pokemon Go

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Aichi woman arrested for mixing human excrement into school lunch

Demand for Poop Money Drill textbooks backed up, orders suspended until system cleared out

Japanese company develops trash can that freezes garbage to prevent bad smells

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Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch.

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Pump

Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot staredown

A Long Pig Feast - Which piece(s) are you calling dibs?

Napster, Morpheus, Kazaa, Soulseek, et al: the pirated music downloaded services that left us with different impressions of albums that shaped us

Wishful thinking - lottery winnings windfall and how it would affect you - commentary on news story: Mystery lottery winner in cartoon costume: Chinese man who won US$30.6 million jackpot keeps windfall secret so family won’t become conceited

“A man in southern China who won just under 220 million yuan (US$30.6 million) in the lottery said he had not told his wife and child because he was worried the money could make them arrogant and lazy.”

Harem

This Is The Newz

NASCAR racer stuns crowd, uses video game-inspired technique to qualify for championship

1959 Chevy Corvette Seized by Police Returned to Owner After 5 Years With $28K in Damage

We’re naming our baby after a restaurant chain - people say he’ll be bullied

Ex-Heavyweight Boxer Charged After $1B Cocaine Haul Seized

Scientists Finally Learned More About the Clitoris

Food that looks like family: Michigan mom makes hilarious meatloaf resembling her son

484 pounds of bologna and 285 pounds of cheese seized at the Texas border, feds say

Convicted USF medical services accountant claims nearly half of stolen $12.8M went to ‘webcam’ girlfriend

Coal spills along Kansas highway after semi rollover

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Personal information of everyone in Amagasaki City lost by person who passed out drunk on street

Ruling reached in lawsuit between 7-Eleven Japan, rogue owner who didn’t stay open 24 hours a day

Burger King Japan offering all-you-can-eat quadruple cheeseburgers

What The Burrito Bandito Had For Lunch

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On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You’re a fly on the wall.

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Throwback music

The Slam City “time travel” trope

A lyrical discussion: "Four of fish and finger pies" - What would you do for a finger pie?

Headline: I used a dating app to meet millionaires. I got to travel the world, get fancy gifts, and learn a lot from my relationships.

BNN on DXQ: Do most Japanese Gen Z music lovers skip the guitar solo in songs? Survey finds out

This Is The Newz

SJFD investigates video of bikini-clad woman exiting fire truck

What Would You Pay for an Empty Chip Bag?

Doctor Removes 23 Forgotten Contact Lenses From Patient’s Eye

Thumbs-up emoji branded 'inappropriate' by Gen-Z - but older generations stand by it

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Vending machine with in-flight meals becomes a sell-out hit at Haneda Airport in Japan

Akiba Dental Clinic: The Akihabara dentist where a moe maid in cosplay cleans your teeth

Robot finger covered in living skin developed by University of Tokyo

Hosts: Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, Arthur Dood

Special Guests: Kit Hunter, Ignacio Bullfrog

Audio Editor: Jaymark

Mixing Assistant: Undogmatic

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After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™.

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Your bidding wars

Avril Lavigne - Pop punk's princess? Or pop punk's queen?

Arthur the Arbiter - Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic.

Gender popcorn

Guestimation Unknown - the price of eggs

You have one hour.

Schmaltz

Brian’s JDate

Monster Reserve Orange Creamsicle

This Is The Newz

86-year-old bodybuilder breaks own record as oldest to compete in Japan championships

Want to steal a ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bear’, local pharmacy says you probably shouldn’t

Champagne Room Remorse? Men Claim Foul Play in Giant Strip Club Bills

Blink-182 reunites for world tour and new music

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese senior citizen arrested for hammering voodoo dolls of Putin to Shinto shrine trees

Your search for free-to-use photos of buff shirtless Japanese dudes in a hotel is over!

Sanrio’s 2022 popularity ranking brings fans to tears after character’s shock return to top ten

Survey picks “thin” as second-least-attractive body type for Japanese women

Tentative titles: “Eighteen Cowboyz”, “Five Minutes, Turkish”

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Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis - The Vanna White biopic

Guestimation Unknown - Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify.

Arthur the Arbiter - Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box

Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate

A conversation trap - answering incorrectly on purpose

This Is The Newz

McDonald's had adult Happy Meals

Social media runs rampant with claims of active shooter at Jersey City mall but it was only a popcorn machine

Londoners completely baffled as 'cans of urine' being sold for £500 outside Tate Modern

New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men

Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay

This 10-Year-Old Boy Makes Art That Sells for Over $100,000

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning.’

A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s first genderless, two-piece school swimsuits are now available for adoption by schools

Come touch our poo animals, Tokyo museum invites

Japanese public restroom ads donate to charities every time a stall is used

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Burnt End: Milking Ceiling

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Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry.

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Irreplaceable Nostalgia - The Price Is Right

Crip walk

Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many

Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry

Measurable Twerk Capability

Wilson Phillips

Your exclusive audience

Compiling "The Hits" for Spotify, 3 songs

A True or False (Hot or Not) for McFly - Anna Sorokin

This Is The Newz

A Georgia woman found over $500 in her KFC sandwich after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit

Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man's nose after Arkansas college football game

OnlyFans star saves customer's life after noticing detail in x-rated chat

Denver man found guilty for killing of 21-year-old woman over dog poop

Daughter sleeps with father’s best man at wedding: ‘Dad doesn’t know’

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s “rent a middle-aged man service” marks its 10th year in business

Pepsi releases a new cola in Japan specifically for karaage fried chicken

Dead body found in car in parking lot in Japan, police say it may have been there over two years

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Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood.

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Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop

Irreplaceable Nostalgia - Batman: The Animated Series turned 30

Arthur went to a Kohl's that's closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Danica Patrick dies in a racing accident

Reaction Audio - 3-Foot-Tall Woman Goes On Her Very First Blind Date

This Is The Newz

Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

Mummified body found in bathtub of burglarized Arizona home; suspect arrested

Kanye West "hasn't read any book," says "it's like eating Brussels sprouts"

Honda to employees: Oops, we miscounted your bonus, please give some of it back

50 Cent suing Miami doctor for allegedly suggesting he had penis enlargement surgery

Sherri Papini sentenced 18 months in prison for kidnapping hoax

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Yakuza bosses struggling to upgrade phones from 3G

Japanese voodoo dolls with foreign politician photo keep getting nailed to town’s shrine trees

Japan’s northernmost gas station, McDonald’s, vending machine, toilet, and more!

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Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Eating raw meat

People who don't eat flesh

Leonardo DiCaprio's flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping

The Other Actors - movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else

Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones

Do you think Snoop Dogg still has an ACAB perspective or is he now beyond it?

Art the Arbiter - In-N-Out get your sh!t together

This Is The Newz

TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to 'increase your vibrations.' Experts warn against it, but 'perineum sunning' keeps going viral.

McDonald's says a California bill that would regulate the fast food industry 'hurts everyone'

Martha Stewart Wishes Some Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Husbands

Doctor stitches back pregnant woman after finding fetus premature

Teenager hospitalized after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis

Couple arrested after man cuts off his own leg in front of daughter, woman leaves child at home

Kim Kardashian and Ray J Got Email Early on About Sex Tape Profits

Chess player denies using sex toy to help him beat grand champion

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Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch.

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The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole

Irreplaceable nostalgia

Holding parking spots

"We didn't have coffee."

Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie?

Swiped on a shorty

Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s mind to remember Alyssa P at QT

What’s your Cheers?

Gemini’s brownies were not delivered

Peter Popoff’s miracle water

Samus Aran’s Zero Suit

This Is The Newz

See Papa John's new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust

Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome

Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot

Scared beachgoers call police over 'murdered woman' as sex doll washes up

(Lovefool feline singalong)

Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops

Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony

Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan’s newest crazy capsule toy machine

(“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets)

Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days

Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates

What I Had For Lunch

Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched

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Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore’s restroom was for employees only.

Arthur gives his body a break by pausing his fast food indulgence.

Remember Chris Gaines?

The fascination with minimum wage fast food jobs

This Is The Newz

Banana split: artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall

Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time

Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind

Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police

A Slam City Re-enactment: Wrong Wendy’s order leads to shootout in Texas

Burnt End: Ibiza Dance Party

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A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle?

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Brainstorm: Brian's one-hour comedy special announcer intro

Wrestler names

Finishing touches

Kangaroo nipples

Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bacon

The Unwatch List - Something you watched, even invested time in, that you wish you could unwatch and get your time back

This Is The Newz

Las Vegas landlord requires tenant on Section 8 to sign sex contract in order to lease home

Missing child found in Florida teacher’s home

Man who intended to resell body parts on Facebook allegedly bought stolen human remains

A woman drove 60 yards through the second floor of a mall in the Boston area

Old laptop hard drives will allegedly crash when exposed to Janet Jackson music

What I Had For Lunch

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From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch.

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Time dilation

Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card

Cheesy pizza?

Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD)

Correct Arthur’s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card

This Is The Newz

Brian’s Animal Corner

Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies

Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find

How to stop your vacuum from spying on you

Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes

Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray

Changes to how Pennsylvania’s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers

Police close eight-year-old girl’s lemonade stand as she doesn't have a license

Man scammed 11-year-old's lemonade stand with fake $100 bill

Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks

Woman’s shock at $2600 ‘penis’ table

Missouri pastor says congregation is 'poor, broke, busted' for not buying him a luxury Movado watch

Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error

Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home

What I Had For Lunch

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Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger.

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One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss”

Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”?

Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat.

Idris won't be the next 007.

This Is The Newz

Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo

FDA approves first condom specifically intended for anal sex

Semi-truck full of Bud Light overturns on Kentucky highway spilling cans everywhere

Truck loses porta-potties on highway; several cars damaged

Reusable Toilet Cloth Viral Trend Is Making People Cringe

Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over

Ex-Ohio court mediator arrested; allegedly sent feces to GOP

Constipated bloke had water bottle up his bum but was too scared to tell wife

Couple charged for allegedly having sex on Giant Wheel at Cedar Point

GA murder suspect arrested after calling the police over cold fries

Man accused of shooting NYC McDonald’s worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge

Wendy's worker charged with murder after punching customer in Prescott Valley

Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King

Chicken wing prices are cheaper now than they were before the pandemic

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Goblins young and old, stuff your ear holes with this.

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Racks

Paul McCartney died in 1966?

Strip mall blues

Mushrooms

Where we at with groceries?

Meeting your doppelganger

Keeping your phone clean

This Is The Newz

Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car alone

Woman 'wasn't prepared for price' after taking four kids for chicken and chips

Noblesville killed $5.5M development deal because of adult baby shop

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Osaka’s Hotel Games isn’t just full of board games, it is a game!

Japan has instant ramen booster packs, and we’re not even trying to restrain ourselves

Doughnuts and fried chicken come together in new Mister Donut Burger

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Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week.

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Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd

So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, roller dogs, etc.).

Hypothetical Meta Analysis/Brainstorm Session: SC hosts are required by their management and contractual obligation to make a public appearance at a comic-con after finishing their 3-year $100M contract but have elected to don masks to retain their anonymity and protect their personal lives. What are their masks?

GB creampie order

ATP

This Is The Newz

A College Student Discovered a Powerful Cloudflare Email Bug

Martin Shkreli is using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date

A quick review of Nitro Pepsi

Why a waitress always give the man the bill - not everyone agrees

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan respectfully says goodbye to a single bamboo shoot in Kyoto

Japanese schools banning nicknames, mandating use of -san divides opinions

LED gaming chopsticks are here for your mid-game munchies or whenever you eat in the dark

What I Had For Luntch

Tentative titles: Semitones Kind of Life, Disabled Duck, Always Something, Five Dollar Boxes at the Turnpike

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From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian unloads all of their frustrations on spam texters

Arthur the Arbiter - Guy in front of him at the drive-thru used McD's app to get a $2 spicy 10pc spicy McNugz but still spent $10+ on the meal. Maybe intended for 2 people? But Arthur’s app deal hack is better.

Chorus pedal (Just Like Heaven)

Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 1 - How loud are you allowed to go?

Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 2 - A pod reviewer referred to Brian McFly as a "white tiger".

This Is The Newz

Flung pickle token: artist asks $10,000 for McDonald’s burger ingredient

Police say people pretending to play violin for money a 'nationwide issue'

Forgotten Subway sandwich ends up costing young woman $1,844

Want free Subway sandwiches for life? Get a foot-long tattoo

Klondike's Choco Taco Discontinued After Almost 40 Years

Burrito’s Nippon News

We try new ‘adrift at sea’ experience and end up floating alone on the Yamaguchi coast

Security guard arrested in Shizuoka for abandoning 13 liters of urine at pachinko parlor

Japanese AI device reads stories to your kid with your voice, even if you’ve never read them

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis: "Successful people without any malice will credit their success largely to their own hard work and ingenuity and therefore contribute less to maintaining the very circumstances that made that success possible in the first place."

Locus of Control

Arthur the Arbiter: Another Arthur places an online pickup order at Whataburger around the same time this Arthur does.

P.O. Broad

Found Objects

Tipsimping

This Is The Newz

This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave

Nudist Shoots Exhibitionist Dead for Etiquette Breach

100-pound sailfish stabs woman, 73, on fishing trip in Florida

Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

Dead Spiders Work as 'Necrobotic' Grippers to Pick Up Heavier Objects

Nick Cannon Welcomes Baby No. 8, His First with Model Bre Tiesi: 'Beautiful Miracle'

Burrito’s Nippon News

1,600 empty seats at major Japanese gymnastics competition reserved by single unpaying person

Miyazaki City mistakenly sends over 2M yen in meat to 140 people, instructs them to eat it anyway

Train conductor left behind by own train in Japanese countryside, proves he didn’t really need it

What I Had For Lunch

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Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage.

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Tipping Point

Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs

Cracking your car windows on a hot day is a myth.

This Is The Newz

Lofi Girl Returns: YouTube Apologizes For Removing Popular Music Stream Due To ‘Abusive’ Copyright Notice

Mom claims ‘traumatized’ daughter found cigarette in Burger King fries

Man to eat Taco Bell for 30 days to find if fast food can be healthy

Elon Musk says remote workers are just pretending to work.

Burrito’s Nippon News

High school girl arrested for stalking Johnny’s 7 MEN Samurai member (Brian calls in.)

This Japanese capsule hotel tells you how many times you snore during the night

Ghibli found out about the unofficial Ghibli cafe in Nagoya…then something very sweet happened

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and odd news commentary from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts also share what they had for lunch.

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Brian is on a show that’s not Slam City

Pubes

Trusty Toilets

Scheduling a food pickup

VBS

Nickelbox: Meta-Analysis featuring Alice In Chains

Brian bought someone a vibrator

This Is The Newz

Taste the toxin? Skittles ‘unfit for human consumption’, lawsuit claims

Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing

Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs

'Zombie' fungus causes 'incredible urge' for males to mate with female corpses, study says

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

U.S. Ambassador wins fans in Japan with his love of local trains…and puns

Japanese universities determine cats know the names of other cats

This tatami mat platform with built-in vibration speakers promises the ultimate sound experience

What I Had For Lunch

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

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River Flirting

Scarred memory / Urshers Herpz

Plug In & Hate - charitable foundations in their names

Live Nude Girls

This Is The Newz

Customer films self 'watching' young worker running Domino’s alone, sparking debate

Alabama judge suspended after mocking Asian accent in the courtroom

Brazilian Anaesthetist Filmed Putting His Penis in Pregnant Woman's Mouth After Heavily Sedating Her During C-Section

Billie Faiers accidentally drinks her sister Sam's 'really good' placenta juice

Suspect committed an indecent act along trail in Aurora and then ran back into woods naked

Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich after it gave customers diarrhea

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur record another triple uranium episode at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations about life, lunch, and odd news.

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Saucing

Nachos

You have 90 minutes to kill in a waiting room. No phone. No Internet. How are you passing the time?

Sex toys no longer taboo but why can't we casually bring up butt plugs?

This Is The Newz

Worker who was accidentally paid 300 times his salary takes the money and runs

Call to tighten New Zealand law that allows public pooing if no one watching

Nancy Reagan, former first lady, is honored with new 'Forever Stamp'

New Port Richey man arrested after throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer

Bear dramatically falls from 49-foot-tall tree

What I Had For Lunch

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Gourmet doughnuts

Reaction audio for Target swimwear commercial

She's a 10, but…

Plug In & Hate - fast food ghost pepper

Pens

This Is The Newz

Man left with 'whistling scrotum' after botched surgery

Fears 'Gimp Man' has returned after latex pervert ambushes couple walking home

Man Allegedly Airdropped Lewd Photos of Himself to Fellow Plane Passengers

Family identifies woman killed at Atlanta Subway over sandwich order

Man arrested after attempting to shoplift 11 cases of beer from Seattle Safeway

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Fire chief in Akita starts forest fire trying to scare away wasp

Retired Member of Parliament arrested pretending to be active MP for first-class train tickets

Man who gambled entire Japanese town’s COVID relief money arrested

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Working title: We’re Not Rats But We’re All About Our Cheddar

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Go Big or Go Home? - Instead of bonuses, Julio offers to buy us Rolexes. Will you be modest knowing that your choice might be rejected for being too expensive or take a chance on what you think you deserve?

Arthur the Arbiter - Domino’s on Dominotice - Domino's 2-minute curbside fail

Brainstorm - conceptualize a made up pod titled "Squirters"

What keywords were you using when you first got into searching for porn?

This Is The Newz

Truck hauling bees overturns in Choctaw County

Tractor-trailer carrying cheese catches fire on Ohio interstate

'Vintage' Burger King Restaurant Found Fully Intact Behind a Wall at a Mall in Delaware

Naturopaths 'not bound by science,' lawyer argues in B.C. hearing on fecal transplants for autism

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

This Japanese supermarket has either the kindest or cruelest slogan, but no one’s sure which

Burger King Japan is offering dried ramen instead of French fries in its combo meals

Man who got entire town’s COVID relief money believed to have lost it all at online casinos

What I Had For Lunch

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Working title: Universal Collective Consciousness

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.

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Fill in the blank to describe your cohost: "The _____-ing Wonder of the World"

The Shrettuce Debate

BNN DXQ: Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says

This Is The Newz

Residents ‘left in the dark’ after erection of ‘smelly’ pole which blocks view

Man gets extreme, super-gonorrhea after unprotected sex with prostitute

Experts slam man who claims to have built a 1.4million-strong 'frog army'

Prehistoric monster shark Megalodon had huge 20-foot penis and may have returned

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Aichi police on lookout for scoundrel who stole public toilet’s flushing handle

Man who accidentally received entire town’s COVID-19 relief money vanishes

No more neckties! Japanese prefecture abolishes necktie dress code for government employees

What I Had For Lunch

After Party: WIHFL R&B Jam, Eating or Shoving?

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Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.

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Balls of Energy / Ball Lightning

White Van Scam Revisited - You’re in Slam City walking down the street in the beaded curtain district. You see a white van parked in a sketchy alleyway. What words are scrawled on the side that get you to walk over and take a look?

Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.

20 Mosquitoes or 20 Cockroaches?

Moving to Mars

This Is The Newz

Hong Kong's Jumbo floating restaurant sinks at sea

Bon voyage: Old subway cars float off across New York Harbor

Montreal protesters go topless after Quebec City police harass sunbathing woman

Woman Topless on a Blanket Doing Macrame While Smoking A Cigarette on a Sunny Day

CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese woman receives Kobe beef croquettes after waiting nine years, and she was lucky.

Starbucks Taiwan’s new Mango on the Beach Frappuccino is full of fun, summery vibes

Japan Rail West offering chance to sleep in a platypus’ mouth

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Working title: Mango on the Beach

Title candidate: Gushy-Gushy

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Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.

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Pollution is causing penises to shrink, warns a scientist

Peaches

Turn signals

Meta-analysis of the lyrics to "Gloria" by Laura Branigan

The Banana Trick

This Is The Newz

Elephant kills 70-year-old and then returns to trample her corpse at funeral in India

Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home, records show

Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

Michigan becomes third state to legalize digital license plates

Shelbyville men net catfish with adult toy in stomach in southern Indiana

Couple branded 'takeaway police' for measuring pizza proving it wasn't 15 inches

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

AI-powered Super Great Robo Goalkeeper employed at sports center in Saitama

A canned omelet from a Japanese vending machine

Hotel guest who boiled crabs in room’s kettle angry to have to pay for damages

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We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.

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Memory Lane: Gleeking

Maker's Mark Commercial

You shockin’ yourself?

McFly ruined Arthur's week by paying full price for the McFly Meal.

How much to give to a GoFundMe?

This Is The Newz

Lizzo rerecords 'Grrrls' following criticism over ableist lyric

GEICO to pay $5.2M to woman who says she caught STD in former partner’s car

Two rescued after falling into M&M Mars factory chocolate tank

Company offering $2K to release 100 cockroaches in your home

US Man Arrested Thrice in 3 Weeks For Having Too Many Bird Feeding Trays

Woman woke up from a coma to discover her fiancé ghosted her

If You Blended Up Everyone in the World, It Would Create a Meatball That Fits in Central Park

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Spicy fish egg theme park opens newest location in Gunma Prefecture

Tokyo rapper arrested for tagging Yamanote Line while drunk

Weird Japanese vending machine find of the day: Cream in cans?

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We saved you a seat at the lunch table where the conversation is a roller coaster of witty exchanges of knowledge, jokes, and laughter unmatched by everything that you’ve heard before. Bring a change of clothes.

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"The Reflex" by Duran Duran and Popular Music from the 1980s

The Arbiter missed out on his free Mexican Pizza.

Rotisserie chicken

This Is The Newz

Crazed customer busted in shooting of Chinese food delivery man

What Your Sexts (or Lack Thereof) Say About Your Relationship

Overturned truck loses 7,700 pounds of frozen pies on Illinois highway

Mom Accidentally Buys Tickets to Red Hot Chili Peppers Bagpipe Tribute Band

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Never waste time arguing about what to eat for dinner again with Japan’s Six Noodle Dice

New “wet” potato chips revolutionise the snack industry in Japan

Town in Yamaguchi accidentally sends everyone’s COVID-19 relief money to one person

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The Dog-a (Dog Saga) comes to an end soon. Will Brian choose (re)vengeance or forgiveness?

Brainstorm sesh: Slam City album cover

Dairy Queen

DXQ Outro

This Is The Newz

Man in Texas smashes ancient museum artifacts worth millions

Arrested Arizona ‘Penis Man’ claims there are more Penis Men like him

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

Employees at Sonic Drive-In call police to report python in kitchen

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Set of 4,368 train tickets goes on sale to commemorate Japan Railways 150th anniversary

We test out the portable shower backpack Amazon recommended to us (which also only has two stars)

Blind fighters only at Street Fighter V e-sports tournament to be held in Tokyo, streamed online

Matchbox Twenty

What I Had For Lunch

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth and odd news commentary. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

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Brainstorm sesh: Slam City reality show called Food Truck Trailer

Voyeur theme park - Come-N-Go: The Last Gas Station From Miles Around

End road rage by: getting AIDS or giving up all of your online account passwords and the hackers verify then change them on the spot

Nickelbox: Nine Inch Nails, if not in the Nickelbox, beer song

Memorable album covers

This Is The Newz

DeLorean is back for the future with brand new EV

Copy of 'Annie Annie' returned to library after 46 years

Lion in China zoo turns heads for sporting bangs, goes viral as keepers deny giving it a haircut

Woman who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry toy Boeing

Thai Tea Stall Goes Viral for Questionable Packaging Choice

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Netflix show sparks global debate on parenting and child safety

Japan’s new strange, and strangely compelling, capsule toys

Tokyo police arrest video game YouTuber for marijuana possession

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Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

“Theme Song to Burrito’s Nippon Newz” (0:19) at 49:20

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Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Accounting error: A check that you already received the money for

What songs have been stuck in your head for years?

Fugue state

Waking up from a coma and everything tastes like 7-Up

Brian: Can someone explain to me "the girlfriend experience"?

Brian matches with a woman from Mexico on Tinder

This Is The Newz

Mona Lisa attacked with cake by 'man dressed as old lady in wheelchair'

Travis Kelce's Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Allegedly Broke Up With Him Because He Kept Making Her Pay Half of Everything In The Five Years They Were Dating

15,000 pounds of hot dog filler 'catapults' onto roadway following crash

Balenciaga's 'full destroyed' sneakers listed for $1,850

Taco Bell is running out of Mexican Pizza

Monkey Chips

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese man pays nearly $16,000 for life-size dog costume to fulfill his dream of transforming into an animal

Save time AND water by turning your shower into a bath with this nifty Japanese gadget

Electric chopsticks that make low-salt food taste salty developed by Meiji University

What I Had For Lunch

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Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.

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Quantimino Leap

Arthur the Arbiter: Drive-thru deja vu - pays with change

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Burrito’s tea ritual

Caked sh!t

This Is The Newz

Austin St. John - MMPR Red Ranger - Federally Indicted on Wire Fraud

Entire Maine town forced to shut after its only clerk quits over denied vacation

Last NYC public payphone being removed

Highway scramble: 18-wheeler hauling 30,000 pounds of eggs crashes on Dallas freeway

Shooting at McDonald’s not related to Taco Bell shooting yards away

Wisconsin man celebrates 50 years of eating Big Macs every day

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

This Tokyo cafe won’t let you inside unless you’re a writer or translator with a deadline looming

Motorized Electric Gaming Bed from Japan takes gaming furniture to the next level

ASIMO retires from performing after 22 years

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Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur take you on an almost hour-long conversation made up of observations, insight, realizations, odd news commentary, and what they had for lunch.

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Gemini reviews the HBO miniseries Chernobyl

Etymology: Braggadocious

Joy dish soap for handwashing

Booking a doctor’s appointment

Arthur the Arbiter seeks tips to hack AYCE sushi

Minutiae Moment: Saving a dime on a gallon of gasoline ain't worth the effort these days.

This Is The Newz

Ex-deputy accused of posing as wedding guest to steal gifts

Man arrested for opening door, walking on wing as jet taxis at O'Hare

Fei Long Will Never Appear In Street Fighter Again

Apple discontinues the iPod

Barnacles over boots? City to try new parking enforcement tech

Painting worth £740,000 ruined after ‘bored’ security guard draws eyes on it

Crash covers Missouri road in cans of hard seltzer

Woman exits vehicle in drive thru, car crashes over Chick-fil-A retaining wall

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Six members of Japan’s Self-Defense Forces face punishment for unauthorized curry-eating

New Zero-Second Chicken Ramen leaves zero reasons not to be eating ramen right now

Lowest-rated portable bathtub on Amazon Japan

What I Had For Lunch

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The power of Quantimino™ continues from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations, jokes, and odd news commentary to make your day that much better.

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Fight an orangutan with a sword once a year or fight a chicken every time you get in your car

Update on Brian's friend who wanted his liver

A Top 30 survey list of Japan’s most popular beers

This Is The Newz

People picking penis pitcher plant poses problems.

Officer ‘motorboated’ subordinate at promotion ceremony, retires after guilty plea

Woman discovered she had second ‘tiny’ vagina while in labor

Mom blindsided when 2-year-old boy orders 31 McDonald's cheeseburgers from Door Dash

'She created a McMess': Polk County woman arrested for calling 911 over McDonald's order

Activist Removed From Cannes Red Carpet Following Naked Protest Against Sexual Violence In Ukraine

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese teacher suspended for selling a lot of cows without telling the school

Mos Burger’s new French toast: A delicious breakfast with a side of linguistic challenges

Burger King roasts McDonald’s with cryptic message on poster jabbing huge new store in Akihabara

What I Had For Lunch

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Continental Breakfast

If you rolled up to this Waffle House, what would you make? What’s your signature Waffle House meal?

What were Gemini and Brian were doing in a JOANN fabric store?

If you and your army were going to conquer Uranus, how would you do it?

Your two toppings on a custom slice of pizza

"Let's give them something to taco bout"

This Is The Newz

High School junior prom ends early after students yell racial slur while song was playing

Shoppers 'rather concerned' after spotting cheap butt plugs on Poundland shelves

Leader of feces-eating cult arrested after 11 dead bodies discovered during raid

Payouts paused after host calls wrong Mega Millions Mega Ball number

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

‘I don’t think I did anything wrong,’ woman who jumped into spider monkey enclosure at El Paso Zoo speaks out

Brian’s Incel Corner

Calling a man bald is sexual harassment, employment tribunal rules

News headline - ‘Having sex with women is gay’: White nationalist praises involuntary celibacy

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese supermarket entrusts customers with unusual discount sticker system

Japan’s supply of Zima runs dry, online resellers take over and jack up prices

Japanese gyaru-turned-mom is more concerned with making her son a gentleman than a scholar

What I Had For Lunch

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Simulacra / Simulation 242: Culture Is Something You Do With Bacteria, Bolivian River Dolphins on an Anaconda Play Date, How Many Is A Brazilian?, Ghost in the Carapace, Enter Salmon + Intentional Burnt End

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What I Hate About Anime

Don’t Wake Daddy

Minutiae Moment: blue beverages

Brian's Parallel Parking Standoff

This Is The Newz

'Fictosexual' Japanese man no longer able to communicate with hologram he married

Horny Dolphins Claim Their Latest Victim: An Anaconda

‘Dead’ woman bangs on coffin to say she’s alive during her own funeral

100-year-old Brazilian breaks record after 84 years at same company

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Road in Chiba plagued by accidents involving shutterbugs seeking “Chiba-fornia” shots

Man threatens to set fire to Sega offices, beat employees’ family members to death

Osaka makes decision on terrifying mascot for upcoming world’s fair

What I Had For Lunch

Gemini distills life – Exit shit. Enter food.

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! Your fearless and greasy hosts of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast bring you the best conversation topics and odd news commentary curated over a week. The show closes with their original guessing game, What I Had For Lunch. This work of art would not have been possible without the support of Thicccum Farmz, The Crazy One, Julio Tejas, and listeners like you.

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Stone Soup

Bunnicula

Hypothetical Meta-analysis: ATM cash

Fistula connection

John Wayne Gacy Netflix doc

Riding in cars with boys who are also comedians

This Is The Newz

Will sending aliens nudes lure them to us? NASA thinks so.

TikTok 'rave moms' changing the male-dominated EDM scene

Navy Officer Held for Allegedly Forcing Recruits to Drink Semen With Fish Sauce

He Was 5'7". After Surgery, He’ll Be 5'10".

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Alcoholic sake butter appears in Japan

“I choose BOO!” Gengar engagement and wedding rings are here to haunt your nuptials

Hidden smartphone feature reveals a strange Japanese emoticon

What I Had For Lunch

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No other podcast with four dudes in a booth goes longer, faster, or harder than the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Bring a change of clothes.

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Follow up + McFly T or F based on mug shots

Ref: Florida bride allegedly laces wedding food with pot, grins as deputies arrive, bodycam shows

Mega Like Dollars

Brian gets his pronouns presumed on the call sheet of a short film he’s doing

Strawberry Snowball

Kings of Leon, Part II

Lemon Pepper Wet

This Is The Newz

Slam City ISD employee out of a job after cryptocurrency mining machines found around schools

Three-legged dog battling cancer rescues baby otter from Minnesota river

Tipping Fatigue May Be Real. But Don’t Take It Out On Restaurant Workers.

This McDonald’s Copycat Restaurant Is Serving Items You Can’t Get Anywhere Else 

What I Had For Lunch

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Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter.

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$3.99 plus tax fountain drink

Accepting that "Oldies" now include 90s grunge and rock

Ref: From Nirvana to Goo Goo Dolls, here's how Gen Z is revitalizing 90s grunge and rock

After trending on TikTok, Nirvana’s 1991 song “Something In The Way” and Goo Goo Dolls 1998 song “Iris” both re-entered the Billboard charts.

Kangaroo Genitalia

Kangaroos have two penises and their balls are above their dicks. Also, ladyroos have three vaginas.

Kings of Leon

This Is The Newz

Snickers responds to absolutely nuts duck vein rumour

This Software Engineer Designed a Chatbot to Chat With His Girlfriend While He's Busy at Work

Jessica Simpson’s credit card declined at Taco Bell ‘the other day’

Woman arrested after crashing car, fleeing on foot showed signs of intoxication before bribing deputy with sex to let her go

Woman rescued after falling in toilet trying to get phone

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Pokémon skeletons and fossils now on display at Tokyo’s National Museum of Nature and Science

Sadako now has her own YouTube channel, hopes to upload videos about her daily life

KFC Japan’s giant Colonel Sanders mobile battery ready to “receive everyone’s love in both hands”

What I Had For Lunch

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Alternate titles: Spatter Pattern, Harsh Ambivalence

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District and features star players Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Bring a change of clothes.

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Arthur needs more schooling on this dining out/tipping game, or maybe he just needs a refresher.

Burrito's Nickelbox: rap-rock that's not Limp Bizkit or Kid Rock

BNN Preview: Anime waifus, you know 'em, we love 'em! Especially the cartoon physics that govern the gravity defying quivering titties, the jiggling jugs, the booby bounce! Burrito motorboats his way up the timestream to find the source of all this titillating movement.

Ref: When was the first anime breast bounce? Japanese Twitter debates

Famous manga artist claims famous character designer was the perky pioneer, but not everyone is convinced.

This Is The Newz

Taco Bell is bringing back the Mexican Pizza

DJ Khaled’s Another Wing Unveils Plant-Based Wings

Carjacker beats up 72-year-old, takes car, only to die in crash

Florida bride and caterer charged with lacing wedding food with cannabis

Scientists Want to Probe Uranus With a New Spacecraft

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Hokkaido man found naked in laundromat in middle of the night

Kyoto City official arrested for bribery with old-timey gold coin

“I’ll draw one animal for every retweet!” Japanese artist now has to draw 22,000 animals

What I Had For Lunch

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Your fearless and greasy hosts discuss the state of Netflix, its content, and subscribers sharing accounts then given a scenario: If offered a multi-million dollar payout after three years, could they provide audio content on-demand at a moment’s notice? Odd news commentary, Burrito’s Nippon Newz, and your favorite food-related guessing game What I Had For Lunch complete another episode of The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast.

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Let’s taco bout Netflix

As a Slam City host, would you be on call 24 hours a day for three years for whatever our employer needed and we'd get paid $100M or if anyone drops the ball, we'd get paid nothing?

This Is The Newz

Kindergartner brings Jose Cuervo margaritas to snack time at Livonia school

How electric chopsticks could reduce people’s salt-heavy diet in Japan

Baby born with two penises has larger one chopped off by doctors

Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds

A sperm donor with 55 kids says some women want to do it the old-fashioned way

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

“Gamer apartments” available to rent for under US$350 a month, comes with full gaming PC setup

How to use the new floating hologram registers at 7-Eleven

Japan’s “killing stone” splits in two, possibly unleashing evil nine-tailed fox spirit

What I Had For Lunch

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You didn’t know you needed Slam City until you couldn’t live without it. If you’re not into Slam City, then it’s not for you. If you are into it, welcome to the club.

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Brian might get a chance to hook up with a girl that he was too scared to hook up with in high school

The Dog-a: Apartment dog drama intensifies

Women Aren't Funny - ok, edit: "Funny Women" Aren't Funny - ok, "a psycho i'm talking to on Tinder isn't funny" –Brian

Quick brainstorm sesh: “Fingerking potatoes, these fat juicy tubers will fill up any size appetite. New ad idea?”

Foo Fighters Greatest Hits

Is edging by yourself unnecessary?

Fictional emo band in an audio drama - Lyfe As A Condition with Steve Lazarus, Geoff Solomon, and EZ Kill

Dry cleaning tip from GMN

This Is The Newz

‘Jack Dorsey’s First Tweet’ NFT Went on Sale for $48M. It Ended With a Top Bid of Just $280

Woman Who Deals Meth Says Selling Drugs Was The Only Job She Could Get

Wharton police looking for person who put 'Chick-Fil-A coming soon' sign up as prank

Man admitted to hospital after rare masturbation injury

Houston car dealership employee flips script on attempted robber, sends him running

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tokyo ramen chain brings the heat with Carolina Reaper miso soup

New burger in Japan combines fried chicken with…strawberries and cream?!?

Many young Japanese people aren’t drinking sake these days

What I Had For Lunch

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Brian Goes to Europe - train drama, did Brian get laid?, etc.

Me-date revisited. Did Brian break his $25 high watermark on his Eurotrip?

Brian’s Nickelbox, Phoenix Edition: System of a Down - When I was younger, I put System of a Down in my nickelbox and burnt it. And now it rises from the ashes.

What song(s) put them in the Nickelbox in the first place?

What song(s) put them in the Phoenixelbox?

Art the Arbiter - America’s Drive-In Sonic sucks more than ever

This Is The Newz

Dog abandoned for being 'gay' gets adopted by a gay couple

300 Drones Formed a QR Code That Rick Rolled Dallas on April Fools' Day

Author of ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ now on trial for husband’s murder

Metairie man rigs flash bang in truck to deter break-ins

Michigan rep who pushed drunk-driving expungement arrested on 2nd OWI charge

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Soak in a sand bath in Beppu, Japan’s famous onsen region

For those who want it thiccc – Japanese vending machine allows you to choose drink thickness

For the working otaku – Convertible bags you can take to work and anime/idol events

What I Had For Lunch

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“Hooked On Ass Eating. It’s like Hooked On Phonics but instead of reading, it’s ass eating.” If that line made you smile or chuckle, then this audio exhibition was made just for you.

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FMK - Britney, Paris, Lindsay

'Everybody Hurts' by R.E.M. voted saddest song of all time

The 1993 ballad was followed by Sinead O'Connor's 'Nothing Compares 2 U' - while 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen was named as the happiest song

Signs of the Times: The end of Domino’s $5.99 2-Topping Mediums

Wing sauce flights

Arthur was incorrect. Burrito did not actually pay extra for tomatoes at Whataburger, but McDonald’s charges extra for tomatoes.

Cloaca cars - cars covered in bird poop

Let them eat boo cake

Bryan the Bachelor: fountain drink refill

This Is The Newz

North Carolina woman fights to keep her 'FART' license plate

Wallet with $4,000 lost in Times Square incredibly returned to owner

Florida man shoplifts a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants

Florida teacher beaten and hospitalized after attack by 5-year-old student

Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn’t make his wife dinner

Box of human heads stolen from truck in Denver

I deliberately catfished men with a fake dating profile to prove how shallow they are

Man sentenced to 3 years in federal prison over Pokémon card

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese potato chip maker to sell potato-growing kits

Revolutionary Alliance of Unpopular Men protest against Christmas on streets of Tokyo

Hokkaido man arrested after daring daylight theft of 141 super balls

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If you are searching for the most thought-provoking conversations from scholar-gentlemen, then look no further than The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This time around, we finish reviewing “The 100 Greatest Pop Punk songs of All Time”, deliver our infamous odd news commentary, and drop more of that quality banter that you expect from your favorite part-time friends.

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 4: The Top 15

Japanese pro gamer kicked off e-sports team after saying short men shouldn’t have human rights

Tekken pro asks guys under 170 centimeters (67 inches) tall to “please live your life with the idea ‘I have no human rights’ in your mind.”

Sitcom brainstorm: Sloppy Toppy

This Is The Newz

Man stunned when his dog lands £40 speeding ticket driving on motorway

Fans Confused After 'Wheel Of Fortune' Contestant Wins Car On 'Incorrect' Answer

Study Finds Men With a Sense of Humor More Likely to Make Woman Orgasm

Driverless car appears to flee the scene after being pulled over by cops

Harmful chemicals found in toys and canned food at US discount stores

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Burger King releases the King Yeti on Japan

Optimus Prime and Megatron are now officially cute anime girls with Transformers Bishoujo

Police baffled by bizarre guard rail crime theft crime spree in Japan

What I Had For Lunch

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Discover what everyone on the other side of the tracks is raving about and listen to the thought-provoking conversations from the scholar-gentlemen of Slam City about pop-punk music and odd but interesting news.

Alternate episode title: “Part Three of a Review of the 100 Greatest Pop Punk Songs of All Time (and Then Some)”

Discarded episode title candidates: “The Worst You Take From Every Heart You Break”, “Crashing a Hotel Room”, “Mausoleum”

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 3: 50 through 16

Counting down the 100 best songs in the genre's history, from Ramones Green Day to Blink-182 and Paramore.

Happy birthday Windows 3.1, it's been a great 30 years

Windows 3.1 is now 30 years old. The operating system launched back on April 6, 1992, and introduced several features that have since become ubiquitous.

This Is The Newz

Lovestruck man fell for 'Esther' who he met online - but was fleeced of £160,000

Body of slain Maryland rapper Goonew propped up on nightclub stage in ‘horrifying’ display for public showing: reports

Human Corpse Ejected From Transport Van, Horse In Trailer OK In Multi-Vehicle Crash On Route 17

Whataburger debuts Spicy Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit, 2 new items

Lawsuit: MultCo man finds semen in salad at Red Robin

St. Louis restaurant stands up to Los Angeles ‘influencer,’ strikes nerve

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese man caught using fake IDs to sneak into matchmaking parties with younger women

70-year-old arrested after brawl with over 10 bikers

Senior in Takaoka City arrested for stealing up to 50 tanuki statues

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Keep your ears warm and your pants tight with the witty banter and odd news commentary from The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 2: 74 through 51

Counting down the 100 best songs in the genre's history, from Ramones Green Day to Blink-182 and Paramore.

BNN DXQ: Dating service in a vending machine? Burrito explains and asks Arthur to Arbit some curious, and potentially nefarious, pricing.

Ref: There’s a Tokyo vending machine that sells love in a can (or a shot at it)

And here we were thinking cans of hot green tea were amazing.

This Is The Newz

I refused to fart in front of my boyfriend & ended up in hospital having surgery

Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant: ‘I want a beer’

British Woman Breaks World Record for Most Chicken McNuggets Eaten in One Minute

The future of fast food is a 12ft-square robot vending machine

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s best-selling beer is changing its recipe for the first time in 35 years

Yep, that’s a whole ice cream cone as a ramen topping, as this restaurant in Japan offers

Free anti-embarrassment bags to be handed out at Comiket

What I Had For Lunch

Wes Burrito has a Quarter Pounder with Cheese for the first time in a long time.

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Listen to a conversation taped at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Discover a shared experience that you’ve been craving all this time.

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 1: 100 through 75

Counting down the 100 best songs in the genre's history, from Ramones and Green Day to Blink-182 and Paramore.

BNN DXQ: Tokyo police admit to losing 38 citizens’ personal data… that was stored on floppy disks

Data for the 2021 investigation was provided in a format most people stopped using more than a decade ago.

This Is The Newz

Brazilian Woman Hospitalized with Trapped Gas as She Couldn't Fart in Front of Partner

Woman’s ‘UTI’ was actually glass tumbler lodged in bladder for 4 years

Police say Burger King employee shot at customer who threw mayonnaise at her

Russian fast-food chain replacing McDonald’s reveals near-identical branding

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan is opening a video gaming/esports high school, and the idea isn’t as crazy as it sounds

Japanese gamer gear company’s gaming massager wants to keep your fingers, palms in fighting shape

Get huge discounts on Japanese hotels… provided you’re a space alien (or claim to be one)

What I Had For Lunch

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Hold on to your pueblos while you travel through the Quantimino™ with triple uranium hosts Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur as they bring you into their thought-provoking and entertaining conversations.

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Tech trends, old and new: Phone calling, paper, digital, wet signatures, cursive, checks

A look back at the cord-cutting movement

Food porn, ASMR, mukbang, pimple-popping, feet

Invents the Newz: Bitdefender Uncovers Serious Flaws In Wyze Security Cameras

Connected security cameras with streaming video and two-way audio are a great way to keep tabs on what happens at your home when you’re not there. They can also be a great way for hackers to spy on and terrorize victims.

Having a tinkle, a piddle? Draining the ol' lizard? Taking a whizz, a leak, 'scuse me but I gotta see a man about a horse… So many ways to say it but the real question is: sit or stand? Wait, is that a question? Smahtman Burrito whips out the stats!

Do men in Japan stand or sit to urinate? Survey reveals some surprising discoveries about men's toilet habits.

This Is The Newz

It Seems Like a Lot of You Are Cheating at Wordle

Is Someone (Really) Trying To Sue Burger King Over Too-Small Burgers?

Study Finds More Americans Have Anal Sex Than Use Twitter

Man at hotel accidentally shoots himself in testicles

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese hot spring charges almost 35 bucks for bucket of uncooked carrots, otaku likely to pay up

Japanese government now officially allowed to use question marks and exclamation points

Two men hit by woman falling out of window… who was looking at another man who fell off rooftop

What I Had For Lunch

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We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo™ powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.

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Paging Art the Arbiter: when cheeseburgers costs the same as a hamburger

Our Whataburger All-Time Favorites

Ug Lee memorial but more so, reminiscing about Salute Your Shorts

Salute Your Shorts ice cream episode, Zeke the Plumber

Hey Dude

DXQ BNN Edition: Useless pillow? Budget sex doll? Can these thiccc thighs save lives? Slam City you be the judge! All in favor, say THIGH.

Busty anime girl mouse pad alternative: Life-size zaftig-thighed video game girl mousepad

This Is The Newz

Apple to replace iPhone with metaverse 'contact lens' that lets you live in VR

Company Offers Employees Masturbation Breaks With W*** Pods And VR

Ice Cream Machine Hackers Sue McDonald's for $900 Million

Last summer's heat wave in B.C. caused bees to ejaculate to death

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Nara deer stampede into marathon, hit runner in their path

Tokyo woman with signal blocked-TV loses appeal contesting her obligation to pay NHK fees

New Japanese hotpot restaurant directs you to melt an adorable bear like a movie villain

What I Had For Lunch

After Party: Klobasnek’s

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Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian pays $1k to have his balls lathered in goo

Hottest dating tip they'll never, ever tell you. (Hint: Martin McFly shoes)

Twitch streamer Amouranth is now selling her farts in a jar for £750 ($1000) a pop

DXQ BNN Edition: Do you remember flip phones? Japan remembers. And they're releasing a new one! Garakei, keitai denwa, sumatofon, sumaho, somafo, flip phone/feature phone, wtf does all this mean? Burrito explains!

Major Japanese phone company rolls out a brand-new flip phone

Shiny new old-school tech isn’t aimed only at people not ready to let go of what’s always worked for them.

This Is The Newz

Burger King Is Reducing Its Nugget Count Due to Supply Chain Issues

Krispy Kreme Launches First-Ever TWIX Doughnuts

Woman Attacked With Feces to Face, Head While Waiting for NYC Subway at Rush Hour

Scottish woman checks bank account after six decades, $3.35 became $335

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

14-year-old Japanese girl tosses cart from roof of Don Quijote, arrested for attempted murder

Stalker uncovered after committing hit and run while driving victim’s car

McDonald’s Japan adds a Beef Stew Pie to the menu, with an epic commercial to mark the release

What I Had For Lunch

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

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Minutiae Moment: Remove the Xmas car magnet until next Xmas. It's every month except December right now.

Use Your Imagination: Cut scenes of violent or humiliating acts from the last time your blood boiled

Questions from Fight Club: If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?

A&E Pulls Creepy New Show ‘Adults Adopting Adults’ Off Air and Scrubs It From Site

r/selfcuck

Brian had a doctor’s appointment

This Is The Newz

Japanese female pro gamer fired after saying men under 5 feet 7 inches tall 'don't have human rights'

Cross-country skiing: Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race

$940K Prepper Palace in Indiana Has a Well-Hidden Underground Bunker

Burglars Bust Through Wall to Steal $250,000 USD-Worth of Pokémon Product

What I Had For Lunch

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Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, and food talk.

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Sophie’s Choice

Do Burrito or Gemini agree with Claudio's choice?

Ref: Claudio Sanchez Picks Best Coheed and Cambria Song for Introducing New Fans

Ghosts vs Cockroaches

Arthur the Arbiter: Did Billie Eilish use the McDonald’s app for free fries?

Quarter Pounder Review

KFC Japan releases official “how to eat fried chicken” guide

Apex Mexican food and the case of diminishing return

This Is The Newz

There are 5 fewer Doritos per bag now thanks to inflation

Mike Tyson's cannabis brand is making ear-shaped weed gummies

California city may declare Chick-fil-A a "public nuisance"

'Wheel of Fortune': Misheard Eurythmics Song Lyric Sabotages Contestant

Burrito’s Nippon News

72-year-old Japanese woman has sights on 20th World Bench Press Championship in a row

Japan’s “all-you-can-quit” job-quitting service not what it seems, is also sneakily hard to quit

Japanese fast food chain serves up burgers with Camembert “buns”

What I Had For Lunch

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian went on a ski trip and saw a blind woman on the plane.

Sharing the road with shitty drivers crossing the solid, white line

Arthur the Arbiter has no shame eating two Whoppers in one sitting.

Arthur the Arbiter pauses on McD's free Large Fries.

Speaking of healthier eating, Arthur asks Gemini and Brian how to hack a buffet sold per pound.

File Formats

Bruce Springsteen

This Is The Newz

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race

Woman quits job to breastfeed boyfriend full time

Tennessee man accused of hitting wife with loaf of bread during dispute

Husband slammed for upgrading to business class on flight and leaving wife in economy

What I Had For Lunch

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Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, Burrito’s Nippon News, and What I Had For Lunch.

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Arthur paid full price for once and it didn't sting.

The first jerk

Su…su…suki desu, the kokuhaku and how many dates before you should ask a Japanese woman to be your girlfriend? We find out with science! When is the right time for a love confession in Japan?

What is the last meal that you had on a “me date”?

Brian’s op-ed about Sarah Palin

Burrito’s Nickelbox Review: “Psycho Killer” and “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads

This Is The Newz

Breastfeeding mom notices baby’s hair is soaking wet, realizes her armpit is leaking milk

Tractor-trailer loaded with Cheese catches fire after crash

Tesla owners cannot make their cars fart at pedestrians, says U.S. gov't

A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys “Ram Ranch” Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy

Russian Teens Handed Prison Sentences for Plotting to Blow Up Building in Minecraft

Great Scott! DeLorean gears up for revival with new San Antonio headquarters

Burrito’s Nippon News

Japanese vending machine serves up Wagyu beef steaks in the countryside

Boys’ love at the temple? Sensual ikemen art that raised eyebrows in Japan now set to be removed

Revolutionary technology: Japanese company’s new vertical monitor for social media browsing

What I Had For Lunch

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Join your part-time friends Gemini, Wes, Brian, and Arthur at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.

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Build the ultimate McGangbang using menu items from popular franchises

McBooty Call, McSidepiece, McMorning Sex, McMorning Wood

Speaking of ultimate burgers, let's talk about the Whopper.

Ref: Burger King Just Announced a Major Change Concerning Its Most Famous Burger

In a world with overpriced fart jars and used bath water what do you think is the better business plan? The aforementioned or low priced impulse buy gacha merch

Ref: Low-quality paper cranes folded by young gyaru – Japan’s newest weird capsule toys

Ultimate Party Songs

Burrito’s Nickelbox: Three bands with the word ‘three’ in their name

This Is The Newz

World's worst rapper arrested in $4.5 billion crypto crime

Tow truck driver arrested, accused of performing sex act in front of customer

The Macallan Just Released Its Oldest Scotch Ever and It's Actually for Sale

Belgium approves 4-day week and right to disconnect

IBM exec called older workers “dinobabies” who should go “extinct,” lawsuit says

Drunk, naked sisters brawl at Disney World

Burrito’s Nippon News

Hokkaido police station evacuated after elderly man brings bombshell in a plastic bag

Shinkansen conductor caught playing GPS smartphone game on bullet train…for TEN years

Here come the mice in black! Kyoto University experiment removes mouse memories with light

What I Had For Lunch

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While you’re out there chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians, we’re taking out any money-fronting sucker on a humble that gets in our way. When your so-called revolution starts, you call us, and we’ll be right down front showing you how it's done.

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Can you beat the FOUR 2-foot long glizzy challenge? No boofing allowed.

The grossest words in the English language

WikiFeet

Nickelbox Movie Edition: What was the first bad movie you remember seeing?

BNN Preview: Presenters be ready to discuss your ranking of the following attributes to the question "What kind of women's bust do you like?" Big, Small, Beautifully Shaped, Supple, Round like a rice bowl, Other? Burrito with the smahtmansplaining!

Gemini remembered the porn ending that he mentioned in Episode 218: cookies.

This Is The Newz

Nick Cannon began celibacy journey after Bre Tiesi pregnancy news

Adolf Hitler forced to work from home after Covid outbreak at his office

A slot machine in Las Vegas malfunctioned and didn't tell a tourist they won. The gaming board tracked them down

‘Body’ found along national forest trail in Georgia turns out to be a life-sized doll

Burrito’s Nippon News

A trip to hell on Japan’s ‘vomit ship’: Is it as bad as everyone says it is?

Taco Bell Japan’s DIY Tacos Kit gives us what we want and more

Shinkansen makes unscheduled stop as elderly man whacks other passenger in the head with phone

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The Burrito reviews the 2022 film The Batman and brings up Wonder Woman. Gemini and Brian discuss feet guys through history. Arthur explains why fundraising for war efforts is for suckers. Gemini battles anonymous text messages and email spam. Newz commentary, a heated debate about tipping, Burrito’s Nippon News, “stuck” motels, plus the best guessing game in the Quantimino™, What I Had For Lunch.

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Burrito reviews The Batman

Burrito brings up Wonder Woman

Feet Guys Through History

Fundraising for war efforts is for suckers.

Anonymous text messages

This Is The Newz

A 'molecular drinks printer' claims to make anything from iced coffee to cocktails

Playboy model claims she was kicked out of Airbnb for being too hot

Study shows breastfeeding can reduce risk of cardiovascular disease

Bloke fighting for life after cutting off his penis and popping it in drawer

People Think They Can See Ryu’s Dick In The Street Fighter 6 Reveal

Burger King Has a New Take on The Whopper, the Twisted Whopper

Restaurant tips have gotten stingier, Square data shows

18-wheeler hauling chicken fat overturns on Dead Man’s Curve

Courteney Cox Says She Had to Sell Her LA Mansion Because It Was Haunted

Burrito’s Nippon News

Crazy cheap hotel in Tokyo comes with a crazy catch

Man with no visible injuries found dead on train in Japan

42-year-old police sergeant disciplined for stealing about 200 yen from shrine donation box

What I Had For Lunch

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The intro clip in this episode is sampled from “Pitch Experiment: Canon in D + All Star (Smash Mouth)” by There I Ruined It Productions, reddit user dustin1776.

Somewhere in the Beaded Curtain District, four dogs barked into microphones and recorded a conversation heard across the Quantimino™. This episode captures that conversation that covered thought-provoking topics, odd news commentary, and what they had for lunch.

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Pepsi Number Fever, also known as the 349 incident, was a promotion held by PepsiCo in the Philippines in 1992, which led to riots and the deaths of at least five people.

GMN: “Ask me how I spent my morning.”

“The Dog-a”: The Dog Saga continues

Boomers, how do you get over the inability to be the best version of yourself?

BNN Preview: Japanese convenience store chain running out of fried chicken, takes precautions to save Christmas

This Is The Newz

Man beaten with metal skillet after declining an offer of potatoes

Skyfari Ride Passengers at the San Diego Zoo Get Stuck for an Hour After Vandalism Caused the Ride to Stop

A Boozy Baja Blast Is Joining the Hard Mtn Dew Lineup

40-person brawl breaks out at Golden Corral over steak

Burrito’s Nippon News

Potato chips that don’t get your fingers all powdery developed by Calbee and Tokyo Banana

Free KFC taxis will be taking to the streets of Japan

Cup Noodle humidifiers: Combining hot ramen and homewares for a very special release

What I Had For Lunch

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When everything you'll get is everything that you've wanted. This all was only wishful thinking. You're such a sucker for sweet talkers. You just need to keep us in mind as something larger than life.

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The end of a porn scene ending that bothered Gemini

Sh!ttiest song lyric

Burrito’s Nickelbox - Red Hot Chili Peppers and Our Lady Peace

This Is The Newz

Lion loses testicle after lionesses attack him for stealing their food

Man who allegedly stole $8,000 guitar by hiding it in his pants sought by police north of Toronto

Schoolboy loses both nipples after dare to freeze them with two cans of Lynx

24,000-year-old animal found alive, well and ready to reproduce

Woman reveals Hinge date requested $4 after second meetup fell through

Meet Wallace the first mule to win the British dressage competition

‘I do it for free’: Prolific sperm donor gives his seed away using Facebook

Burrito’s Nippon News

Hyogo man arrested for stalking woman through her bank account

Arson attempt by passenger on Japan’s Shinkansen shuts down bullet train line

Why work from home when you can work from a Japanese cat town?

What I Had For Lunch

After Party

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Your favorite radio show delivers entertaining commentary about 18-wheelers flipping over on highways, fast food, Japanese news, and other random but interesting topics to make your day that much better.

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Fermented hot sauce?

Top 10 hot sauces sold by Instacart by weight

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham shows off letters from fans in jail after offering to send jars of her own poop to OnlyFans subscribers

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: Teen Dad

Brian's 5-Point Red Flag Checklist

This Is The Newz

Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US

Truck carrying 30,000 pounds of diapers dumps on Highway 401

China brings back anal swab testing for COVID two weeks before Winter Olympics

McDonald's employee shot in argument over discount

Hash Brown McMuffin? McDonald’s unveils fan-inspired ‘menu hacks’

Want to cover yourself in bologna? Oscar Mayer has a face mask just for you

Bereaved families fight to use deceased child's sperm to be grandparents

Burrito’s Nippon News

Tokyo TV station skips ugly controversy over Princess Mako’s marriage, shows Blade instead

Post-election goat scandal rocks Japanese lawmaker

Pokémon doughnuts appear in Japan, with Eevee joining the new Mister Donut range!

What I Had For Lunch

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These are the sounds of four dudes in a booth, a British voice-over lady, and an Italian pop-punk band joining together at Daddy Juice Energy Studio and creating an episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. You’re cordially invited to hear possibly the best entertainment that you’ll have all week.

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When We Were Young Festival

Bono Admits He’s “So Embarrassed” by U2’s Music

Gemini’s Nickelbox: U2

AVN award nominees for clever titles

Arthur’s fax “joke”

Gemini fashionista: slacks that are actually sweat pants

Arthur the Arbiter: Changing menu prices

This Is The Newz

Logan Paul Paid $3.5 Million for Rare Pokémon Cards. They Might Be Fake.

Israeli woman sues after unwittingly inspiring a sex doll

Model Says Drake Puts Hot Sauce In Condoms To Kill Sperm And Not Get Trapped

Japanese woman gives up baby, sues sperm donor for $3 million after learning he lied

Michigan man wins $402,063 lottery jackpot on 71st birthday

Burrito’s Nippon News

Elevator button factory tour in Japan knows EXACTLY what kids (and kids at heart) want to do

Kyoto police using targeted YouTube ads to warn would-be voyeurs

Burger King straight-up serves beef patties on their own in Japan for a limited time

What I Had For Lunch

Prone bone

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There’s reason to believe maybe this year is better than the last. It’s one more day up in the canyons, and it’s one more night in Slam City. If you think you might come to the Beaded Curtain District, we think you should. Yeeahhh!

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Dog barking update: The Showdown

You're demoing a new speaker system. What's your go-to song?

How would your young adult self react if Gayle’s ABCDEFU was written about you?

Mosaic Massacre: Man uses AI to “destroy” censor mosaics in Japanese adult videos

Pocket Tupperware

Gemini went to Las Vegas

Checkout error, cashier’s fault

This Is The Newz

Las Vegas women accused of hiding stolen cash, Rolex in genitals

Two Florida Women Attack Man With Glitter, Face Felony Charges

Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their A$$es

Doctor who branded his initials on patients' livers no longer allowed to practice medicine

Former preschool teacher who now makes a living as a BBW model on OnlyFans.

Pensioner murdered with crossbow was 'taken advantage of' by 'conman'

Burrito’s Nippon News

New “boss’ treat” vending machines in Japan give out free drinks if you use them with a coworker

Burger King adds Clown Fries and craft buns soaked in butter to menu in Japan

The top 30 foods that go best with white rice, according to Japanese netizens

What I Had For Lunch

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Your favorite part-time friends take you on a roller coaster ride on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast with random discussion topics, news commentary, and food. Bring a change of clothes.

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What if you could approve or deny gravity? OR Is gravity clumsy or just me?

Jason Derulo Attacks Men After Being Called Usher

Melania or Throat Goat Reagan? no politics, just shear sexual conjecture

MFK with Pelosi, Boebert, and AOC

This Is The Newz

Meet the Man Who Married His Sex Doll

Fish fall from the sky during rainstorm in eastern Texas

Melania Trump to auction white hat and other items for $250,000 minimum bid

What It’s Like to Go Through Life As a Really Beautiful Woman

Soft toy that nibbles to relieve stress is unveiled at tech convention

Tenn. lawmaker apologizes after arguing with ref, ejection at HS basketball game

KFC to launch plant-based fried chicken made with Beyond Meat nationwide

What I Had For Lunch

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Your fearless and greasy hosts bring a fun-filled round of DXQ, odd news commentary, BNN, and What I Had For Lunch on your favorite radio show.

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Burrito's Nickelbox - “Even Flow” by Pearl Jam and “The One I Love” by REM

Wedgies

Brian asks for dog advice

This Is The Newz

Dad saddled with $20,000 credit card bill after daughter's in-game spending spree on Genshin Impact

Bank hands out £130m in Christmas blunder

90 Day Fiance star selling farts in a jar hospitalised

San Antonio's Pabst Blue Ribbon tweets New Year's advice for sober followers: 'Try eating ass!'

Woman found smuggling spider monkeys in duffel bag across U.S. border

Little Caesars' Hot-N-Ready pizza no longer costs $5

North Korea claims Kim Jong Un’s dad invented the burrito

Burrito’s Nippon News

This Robo Chef will make you perfect fried rice without any need to lift a heavy wok

Ramen tea? Unusual drink is hot in more than ways than one

Bathe in the soothing golden waters of the Bathtime Manneken Pis yellow water gun kit

What I Had For Lunch

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Grab your listening device and hang out with your all-time favorite part-time friends from Slam City on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This could be the best part of your week. Why listen to a lukewarm podcast when you have the center of the sun right here?

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Digital detox.

Fara Day, a holiday for digital detox.

Getting "Chipotle'd"

Vending machine idea

The coupon king asks a coupon question to his non-couponer bros.

Steel drums: remembering the music from Girls Gone Wild commercials

Subject Matter Expert Generalist (SMEG)

Brian’s Couch: existential crises that arise in the middle of the night

Getting older

This Is The Newz.

Cat burglar: New Zealand pet steals bong, bag of white powder and lacy underwear

Mom Forces Kids To Hand Over Build-A-Bear They Made At Her Daughter's Birthday Party

Taste the TV: Japan invents lickable screen to imitate food flavours

Audi steps in to give 'Wheel of Fortune' contestant a car after controversial loss

Metairie man caught deceiving babysitters into changing his diapers arrested for second time

Finnish Man Blows Up Tesla Car Instead of Replacing Battery

‘Bloodthirsty’ squirrel attacks 18 people in Welsh village

UPS driver kidnapped, packages stolen in brazen Atlanta heist

Myanmar model-actor Paing Takhon named world's 'Most Handsome Face,' sentenced to jail in same week

What I Had For Lunch

What Gemini and Arthur Had For Dinner Without Brian and Burrito

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! This entertaining show has what your ear holes need: assorted topics covered in humorous conversation, odd news commentary, and a guessing game involving food. The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District.

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Brian tested positive for Covid but not feeling that sick.

Greasy finance guy, Geoffrey Oglesby

Whistler, trach hole

Tamale Pirate

Coffee grinds that you dip

Will Brian fly to Irvine, CA for Vagrant’s 25th Anniversary?

Pizza bowls

Gemini’s body is a temple and a wonderland

Big Swig pickle-flavored sparkling water

Did the Macarena create world peace?

Birkenstocks

How would you feel if you bought a scratch-off ticket for someone as a birthday present, and they won $1 million from it?

This Is The Newz.

Woman, 48, lives — and dates — as her 22-year-old daughter at university

Book returned to Illinois college library was 49 years overdue

Minnesota teen's 4-inch mouth gape recaptures Guinness World Record

McDonald's teen employee hopped through drive-thru window to save customer choking on a chicken nugget

Local school districts relieved as a Tik Tok threat of ‘national shoot up your school day’ ends with no shootings

A Papa John's restaurant manager says he was fired after 13 years with the company for closing 3 hours early amid ongoing hiring and retention challenges

Dallas Police Oversight Board Wants To Know Why Officers Seized Woman's Bag Of Cash At Love Field

(Tamale Pilot)

Gal Gadot Launches New Line of Healthier Mac and Cheese, GOODLES

Eric Clapton successfully sues 55-year-old German widow for listing bootleg CD on eBay for $11

What I Had For Lunch

Fred Flintstone Yabba Dabba Don’t

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Your search for that conversation you needed to feel well again ends here. Quick thoughts, clever commentary, and endless chuckles are intended results of your part-time best friends having a great time with a tape recorder and some microphones.

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Who are you freeing? Cosby, Elon, Britney, Baha Men

Barking dogs

Skambag

True or false?: Applebee’s boneless wings dipped in Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

Burrito watches a sandwich artist struggle every time

This Is The Newz.

What Does the Internet Smell Like? Sweat and Uncomfortable Office Chairs, According to This New Cologne

Georgia waitress gets $10,000 in tips after customer's Facebook post

Why Are People Tweeting That Nancy Reagan Was the 'Throat Goat’?

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Yoga teacher and students meditating on paddle boards swept into the ocean, rescued by canoer

Japanese woman finds wallet with 1 million yen, does the right thing, then something even better

Kansai area people more genetically predisposed to liking coffee than elsewhere in Japan

What I Had For Lunch

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You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino™. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth’s hot topics and news headlines.

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DXQ Level Newz: This "90 Day Fiancé" Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts

Gemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy

Feetquently Asked Questions

The Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop

Cherry Cordials

This Is The Newz.

Catalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius

Ex-McDonald's worker 'disturbed' after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy

Woman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph

Man Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend’s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

New foot bath boots bring the healing waters of a Japanese onsen to your home

Newly appointed Minister of the Environment found following adult-oriented Twitter accounts

Official Pokémon furniture line launches with Pikachu Sofa and Poké Ball table

What I Had For Lunch

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