Introducing Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone, a new comedy interview podcast about the routines, rituals and decisions – both big and small – that help the most interesting people get through their everyday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts or search for "Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone” to listen now.

Hey squirt-nation, be sure to check out Nikki's new podcast, You Up w/ Nikki Glaser made from the best stuff of her SiriusXM radio show on Comedy Central Radio. Come join us, won't you? SUBSCRIBE NOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/you-up-with-nikki-glaser/id1399714847 ... Nikki loves to know about dating and relationships. Here's a collection of stories from a variety of guests. Friend of the show Andrew Collin is in to navigate through the podcast. SUBSCRIBE NOW for the best stuff from You Up w/ Nikki Glaser and listen every Monday thru Thursday at 10am Eastern/7am Pacific on Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM, channel 95! 679916

Nikki Glaser and Tom Thakkar now have a podcast made from the best stuff from their SiriusXM radio show on Comedy Central Radio (ch 95). Subscribe now to get a condensed version of their funniest moments and their best interviews! Come join us, won't you? Available on on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Squirt, Squirt!

The future of the podcast is up in the air so make sure to follow Nikki on Twitter for more information. No politician writes their own joke. Everyone talks about the new iPhone update and all the fun ways to use the confetti function. It's time for everyone's favorite game show "Judge Dan's Text!" and Dan talks about his new job. Brian went to a wedding, still didn't dance, but he did realize the terrifying truth about having children. The gang tells you how easy it is to murder a comedian. Spoiler alert, they talk about the Amanda Knox documentary. Nikki breaks up with her therapist.

The fashion police are back! Brian went to Disneyland with Nikki's boyfriend and Andy Lee. They talk about how normies treat famous people. Dan went on his silent retreat with a bunch of wacky characters and he didn't get laid, but he did learn some things. How much money do you need in order to be happy? Listen and find out! Also Nikki took an expensive course, but she'll tell you how to do transcendental meditation for free. Later, It's car crash story time. Brian got free apples and Nikki poses a thoughtful question.

Nikki talks about the roast and why Anne Coulter sucked and how Rob Lowe is hot. Have you seen Sully? Now you have! Listen to find out what that means. Everyone reviews Brian's Bumble pictures and then they review Dan's photos. Dan talks about his experience with a ghost deer. Nikki tried to save a spider and failed and Brian almost got killed by a bear. Everyone has bear stories. What's the most disturbing thing you've seen on the internet? Dan's probably seen it. Who killed JonBenet? Nikki has the answers.

The gangs all here! Nikki, Dan, and Brian discuss Dan's latest sexual escapade which unfortunately involved a Q-tip. Everyone watched the Tony Robbins documentary and they discuss whether it's possible to change yourself in a week. Why do watermelon's have weddings? Listen and find out! Nikki accidentally gives her dog an orgasm which derails the entire podcast. Which Saved By the Bell character would you date? Everyone agrees it's not Screech. Also, it's Sweet Tango time! Brian brought in apples for everyone to try. There is eating on the podcast. Sorry.

It's a special Brian and Nikki Episode! Brian and Nikki talks about Brian's failed apple mission. Brian talks about his 15 minutes of YouTube fame and tells the story of the infamous 'Facebook Thread Killer.' How do you become a Vine star? Brian uses his dentist to help answer that question. Nikki reveals her biggest Twitter pet peeve. Are we overloaded with content? Listen to this podcast to find out! Also, Nikki feels guilt over her secret death powers and discusses food addiction. Nikki and Brian trade "getting yelled at" stories.

Nikki and Dan talk about doing stand up in NY vs LA. How do you review a review? They attempt to do just that. Nikki is doing the Roast of Rob Lowe and explains why Ann Coulter is such a good target. Also, they discuss rejection in the business and why it's important to hear 'No.' Dan talks about going to a wrestling after party as well as his dynamic love life and why it sucks to be 'in the blue.' Can sex be funny? This comedic duo has the answers. Also, Everyone's favorite game, 'Orange Soup' is back and Dan gets free hugs from his mom.