The title of this episode is somewhat misleading- not the so poopy so dead part, that's actually bizarrely accurate but if you're having trouble figuring out how those things connect to the holidays, know you're not alone. Ciara typed *christmas* into the email search bar and for whatever reason, death was a central theme. While poop wasn't mentioned as much, it still is our podcast so there's no world where we don't have a poop story correlate with whatever word we type into the search bar. When we do scandal episodes, it is hard to write a description because you all know what is going down so instead of being a thorough explainer, I thought I'd share some alternative title options:

-I love bulldogs, I love bubba Gump, I love being by myself

-Spade and Neuter your sisters or whatever Bob Barker said

-I think I chemical burned my puss puss

-Stay tuned to see who my aunt gives grandma to for Christmas

and finally

-I gotta get out of here and bleed onto something

You're welcome for the continued lack of context, out of pocket eppy quotes.

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It isn't often that a meme works it's way into everyday vernacular, but once in a while, when all the stars align, iconic phenomena such as The Florida Man becomes a universally known marvel. Without any context at all, you've already created an image in your head and it is an unhinged one at that. We've found some top tier Florida Man/Woman stories that are sure to reinforce that picture you've just created and as a bonus, we threw in some additional holiday hoopla from states outside of Florida, because let's be so ffr...America is just one big Florida. 

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Something has changed within us, something is not the same…that’s right. We’re not regular ladies anymore, we’re wicked women. Somehow we remained completely oblivious to the storyline of the musical for the entire 30 years of its existence and now, much like everyone else who has entered the universe of Oz, it is now our entire personality. Hangout while we deep dive into the history of one of the most beloved broadway musicals of all time. Beware, spoilers are somewhat included, however, this story has been out for longer than we’ve been alive soooo….

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If there's one thing millenials love doing, it's adding the word *functional* in front of scary words to make them less harsh. This week we're prepping for the inevitable marathon panic attack also known as the holiday season by learning about a cute little trauma response that we may or may not have adopted after years and years of being forced to work while experiencing global agony. I don't think this is what Darwin meant when he studied survival. The bar for the "fittest" is looking pretty low and pretty frozen these days. RESOURCES: 

https://youtu.be/-qPCzzn-uQA 

directory.org.uk/articles/what-is-functional-freeze-and-how-can-you-soothe-it">https://www.counselling-directory.org.uk/articles/what-is-functional-freeze-and-how-can-you-soothe-it

 https://khironclinics.com/blog/functional-freeze-emotions-after-trauma/

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It's a listener story schmergusbourg. I think I spell it differently every time I include it in a description. You know the drill, people send in their poop, scandal, ghost stories and we interrupt them constantly with arguably unimportant anecdotes of our own. 

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Since we have 4 more years of yelling into the abyss, we're assuming you won't mind if we go ahead and take the first 30 minutes to do a mental health check in before diving into an incredibly thorough DYSBT google doc. As much as we want to be all peepee, poopoo, hehe, haha- as people, we're not ready yet and we know some of you aren't yet either. So let's sit in those feelings for just a little bit and then let's listen to the out of context quotes that somehow didn't cancel us before today. Shoutout to our listener M (I actually don't know if I can share your name so lmk and I'll update it lol) for procrastinating on their paper and allowing us to rot for today's episode. 

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Regardless of when you listen, the day this episode goes live is election day and it isn't just any election day. Today is a day that could go down in history as the first time that the United States of America elect a woman into its highest office in the land. As we know, she isn't the first woman to run for president, but I think what might shock some of us is learning exactly when the first female was nominated to run for President of the United states. Would your shock reach new levels to know that it was during a time when she couldn't even vote herself? We're sharing the incredible herstory of Victoria Woodhull, the first female to run for president of the united states in the 1850's. You read that right - almost 200 years ago and we're still out here wait for that first Madam. Whether it is made today or another 200 years from now, history is happening and it is SO important to make your voice known. Make a plan and get out and VOTE! 

https://www.history.com/topics/womens-history/womens-history-us-timeline

https://wams.nyhistory.org/industry-and-empire/fighting-for-equality/victoria-woodhull/

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Victoria-Woodhull

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Woodhull

https://www.history.com/news/9-things-you-should-know-about-victoria-woodhull

https://www.womenshistory.org/education-resources/biographies/victoria-woodhull

Podcast Ep. Victoria Woodhull, 2024 by the History Chicks

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On this exact day, 5 years ago, we nervously hit launch on an episode titled "Oh yeah, Martha? You're a freaking witch - The Salem Witch Trials," and our lives were changed forever. We always said that we would continue the podcast as long as it brought us joy, but we certainly didn't know just how much joy it would bring us. For half a decade, this hobby turned job turned passion has brought us across the country in front of thousands of our friends. It was given us opportunities to see and do things that we couldn't have ever even dreamed possible. We're forever grateful to the two nervous ladies who sat in their comfy pants one fall evening and hit record. We're grateful they hit upload and that they continued to show up week after week for themselves and now for you. You guessed it- those ladies were us. Now those ladies are struggling to continue talking in the third person, so to close out, we want to say THANK YOU. Thank you for the most incredibly fulfilling life. Thank you for the encouragement and the support, the grace and the love. Thank you for the friendship with and without interaction. As much as this is an opportunity to celebrate how far we've come, we hope you all will take moment to reflect on your own journey. Celebrate the growth and changes that you've made. Celebrate the parts of you that got you here as much as the parts you put to rest along the way. We're so proud of you. This anniversary is as much for you as it is for us, CHEERS TO 5 YEARS!

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Playlist of the Dead: An All-Star Halloween Special

Six Strangers. One Cursed Playlist. Ultimate Power—or Certain Death.

Drawn by a mysterious letter promising the power to control an army of the dead, six strangers arrive at a hidden location with a single task: survive a binge-listening session unlike any other. Their key to unlocking this dark magic? The Necronomicon iPod, a macabre piece of technology loaded with a supernatural podcast playlist.

Meet the crew: a die-hard podcast fan, a cat dad with a quirky side, a skeptical ghost hunter, a spiritual healer, an unreliable flake, and a professional entertainer with a flair for the dramatic. Together, they must endure each eerie episode—but as secrets are revealed and tensions rise, not everyone is guaranteed to make it out alive.

This one-of-a-kind horror-comedy event features exclusive segments from fan-favorite podcasts: And That's Why We Drink, Two Girls One Ghost, Creeps and Crimes, Ladies & Tangents, and Live, Laugh, Larceny.

Will they unlock the power of the undead—or will the cursed playlist claim their souls first? Tune in to this all-star podcast holiday event for a supernatural audio adventure like no other!

Written and Produced by Trevin Bartee of Live, Laugh, Larceny 

Original art by Sadie Kern of PopGunFlo 

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Alecia Watson of Twisted and Uncorked 

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Cassie Hahn of PNW Haunts and Homicides 

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Kaydra Brannan of Perplexity: A Mystery Podcast

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Trevin Bartee of Live, Laugh, Larceny

Amanda Rose of Live, Laugh, Larceny

Christine Schiefer of And That's Why We Drink and Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Playlist Details:

EP 1: Creeps and Crimes - The Halloween Massacre of 1962

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Dive into the chilling urban legend of the Halloween Massacre of 1962 with hosts Taylar Fetzner and Morgan Mounts. In this spine-tingling episode, Creeps and Crimes unearths the haunting details of a massacre that has terrified generations, blending true crime and eerie folklore. But it’s not all horror—Taylar and Morgan lighten the mood by diving into a nostalgic debate over classic Halloween movies. Are you team Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown? Tune in for a perfect mix of creepy thrills and nostalgic chills!

EP 2: Two Girls One Ghost - Daruma-san: The Bath Game

https://www.twogirlsoneghost.com

Two Girls One Ghost hosts Corinne Vien and Sabrina Deana-Roga dive into the spine-chilling world of paranormal games with Daruma-san: The Bath Game. Learn the eerie, step-by-step process of this supernatural ritual, where a simple bath can summon a vengeful Japanese ghost. Discover the dark legend behind Daruma-san, the spirit you might encounter, and why it’s best to avoid playing this terrifying game. Ghostly apparitions, sinister hair-washing rituals, and spooky traditions from Japanese folklore—what could go wrong?

EP 3: Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast - The Monster Mash at Bootsy Bellows

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Amanda and Trevin deliver their original, dramatic take on the wild incident at Bootsy Bellows, all set against the backdrop of Bobby “Boris” Pickett's Halloween classic, “The Monster Mash.” This immersive performance brings to life the chaotic events that led to a mass evacuation at the Aspen nightclub, transforming a festive Halloween celebration into a memorable debacle into a night of utter crap. With their signature comedic parody style and captivating sound effects, Amanda and Trevin explore how a night of fun can quickly spiral into a petty crime caper, leaving you laughing and shivering at the same time.

EP 4: Ladies & Tangents - Creepy Myths and Urban Legends

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Join Jeri and Ciara as they serve up a delightful mix of laughs and tangents while exploring the eerie realm of creepy myths and urban legends. In this episode, the ladies uncover the chilling truths behind iconic tales like Anne Boleyn's beheading, King Tut's infamous curse, and a personal connection to a local warlock. Get ready to navigate the thin line between fear and humor as they take you off track from terror and into the world of laughter before the playlist concludes.

EP 5: And That's Why We Drink - Real Scary Stories

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The realest and scariest is saved for last as hosts Christine Schiefer and Em Schulz sit down to discuss some truly terrifying stories. Drawing from a House Beautiful article and chilling accounts from Dark House podcast fans, Christine ignites the chills with tales of slithering villains, a dog that senses spirits, and a mourning circle of cats. This episode’s blend of humor and horror will keep you questioning your late-night strolls. Good luck sleeping after this one!

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If you’ve ever considered making an episode a drinking game, let it be this one. We made it easy by spontaneously going down an astrology wormhole and repeatedly said the word astrocartography. We said it so much that it doesn’t feel like a real word. It also may not be a real word according to the red squiggly line that’s currently under it. Once we finished flirting with our AI spiritual guide, we cracked open a new game called Tell Me Without Telling Me and did our best to try to make cards that were labeled NSFW, SFW. Spoiler alert, we failed. It was still very much NSFW.

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