We learn about The World's Most Dangerous Sex Position (almost everyone has done it) we learn all about ethical porn, meet a guy who WAS going to be the Worst Person In The World until he was beat out by a woman at the last minute who takes the crown on being diabolical. 

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We learn just how many fellas out there are putting on a big show in the bedroom, meet a guy who will never let us look at the humble toaster strudel the same way again, and a lady who's drunk evening of adult fun came back to bite her years later. Hard. 

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Tired of trying to turn her on and either having your efforts fall flat or things cool down before they even heat up? Bro, you've been doing it all wrong! We also learn about a sex club that won't let either of us in and meet a guy who desperately needs to look on Amazon. 

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We learn several ways to deal with a problem only men suffer in the morning, hear some truly awful first date ideas and why you should stop what you're doing and go kick your grandparents off social media. 

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We learn alllllllll about what the college kids are doing with their bodies these days, find out there are Anti-masturbation Groups out there and meet a guy who hates the elderly!

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We learn how many times a man must "purge the poison" for optimal health, find out the benefits of going to the gym with your BAE, meet another lunatic in love with a plane and hear about a great petty throwback crime!

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Bro. What can we possible say about an episode with this title?

For real. 

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We learn all about the global length rankings and where we fall, find out the last 30 years have been dang good to the fellas, learn what the protocol is if you're walked in on all by yourself and how you can INSTANTLY be a better lover. 

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We break down the dos and absolutely-do-nots of handling a set of breasts, have some laugh at exotic car guys' expense and we find out about a man who picked the wrong career to chase. 

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We meet a brazen sex toy thief, find out how to add some spice to your Valentine's Day, learn a man out there is missing his bits and we hear the tall tale of a man named Coke Can Greg. 

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We finish off January with a whole host of new fetishes, including a few we've never even heard about, hear of a horrifying Amazon mix up, find some new Valentine's Day merch at Goop and find out ways of dealing with sexual frustration!

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We find out all about "Winter Penis" and what it means for you, hear about some great kinks and why you might be into them and please, just leave your crack pipe at home or in the car. 

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We finally get a moment to talk about "that" police department in Tennessee, learn about an ancient celebration, how Bryan Cranston lost his v-card and we meet a guy named Troy....who is on his way to Hell. 

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Last week we heard about all the wild things fellas lost inside themselves last year, this week we find out what the ladies are hiding! Also, some great ways to get your partner in the mood and maybe dig a bit and find out what kind of secret dirty stuff they're into!

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First episode of a brand new year! We'll find out what we were looking for last year as far as online filth goes, we'll learn what the ladies were interested in and what we lost....in some very tight spaces! Happy 2023 yo!

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We learn how to properly dirty talk, how not to properly dirty talk and we clear out all the last Worst People In The World we have in the tank! Thanks for listening this year everybody!

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Everyone is into at least one of the 9 major sexual taboos....take a trip with us and find out which one or ones you are into! We also learn how to start a sext conversation and things a woman won't do until she is a girlfriend!

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...or whatever the Daft Punk song is called. We learn how to turn your dong into a World Class Athlete! We also meet a lady who disappoints Jason Lee. Enjoy the last 'cast of November!

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We find out what annoys women about having sex with you, why we may be facing a sperm shortage, what the fine line is between a kink and a fetish.

And we meet Ed Dare. 

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We find out from a surgeon why you should NEVER try making yourself a bigger man, man. We meet the best OnlyFans fan there probably is and if you remember our infamous tweezer episode a couple years back....proceed with caution. We have a contender to unseat the champ. 

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We learn about a man who wonders if the internet has ruined him for dating, meet a woman who does NOT get what she ordered off Amazon and we learn all about the ancient art of the cuckhold. 

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What happens if you find yourself getting a happy ending you didn't order? How do you take a "sexcation" on a budget? How often and why are women faking it? And we meet the most humble braggart of all time. 

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Believe it or not, women only want 5 things form you! We update the classic "love languages, meet a guy who is running for "worst plane passenger ever" and a guy who is still running....for office. 

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We learn about a man with a very embarrassing allergy, find out how you can last longer than the American average of 5:24 seconds, a woman's dog finds a terrible toy and we're getting government sex tapes now! Sorry for the upload delay....forgot to hit "publish" before we left yesterday. 

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We learn a whole ton of new ways to do the foreplay ladies seem to love so much, learn how to take your best "pic," there is a new terrible toy on the market and we need a sad old man who just wants you to leave his yard alone!

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We learn 5 easy ways to build your own sex toy, whcih piece of jewelry men should avoid, meet ANOTHER person using vibrators to cheat and a fella has a sex dungeon.....for real dolls. 

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We learn 7 easy ways to improve your sex life, meet a woman who rates dongs for a living, learn why sleeping in the same bed as your dog could send you to the ER (it's a long shot, but still) and the worst/best snack of all time!

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Scientists actually sat down and tried to figure out the origins and makeup of one of nature's most mysterious substances, we learn how NOT to blow your chance at a threesome, the foods that are killing you in the bedroom and apparently chess is way more serious than we thought!

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We learn how our ladies can get revved up for us more often, learn how much our parts go for on the black market, find which celebrity got so carried away in the bedroom she had to go to the ER and hear about a disturbing smuggling ring...

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We learn a sure sign you're likely to cheat on your spouse (or they're about to cheat on you) little lies you'll never tell a loved one but will tell a stranger and a woman is making some new jewelry that we can't believe even one person asks for...

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We find the 14 best new apps if you want to get "into the lifestyle," how to keep kids from ruining what's happening in your bedroom and we meet a Mom and daughter that are way too close! Last podcast of August!

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We learn an INCORRECT way to tell your man he's going to be a Dad, we learn about what splitting chores can do for your sex life and 5 not so hilarious reasons you're not getting it up. 

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We learn the behaviors of healthy men (spoiler alert: bad news for all of us) learn how to prep for a successful first date and we meet a man who will never again say "No, water is fine."

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After a small chronic break we get back to 'casting! We find out things to look out for when it comes to rubbers, meet a guy who keeps his drinkware in an odd spot, brush up on our relationship vocabulary and meet a very bad teammate. 

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We learn about heteroflexibility, meet a woman hell bend on revenge on her ex and create perhaps the most unflattering nickname for a part of the female anatomy ever. 

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One man learns about physics the hard and most embarrassing way he can, we find out how a couple makes $90K a month on OnlyFans and learn how much sexually assaulting a household appliance will run you. Classy way to ring in another hundred episodes!

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We learn exactly how to ensure you get a second date, how to prepare your abode in case she comes back to your place and we learn all about a bizarre new trend in women's fragrance lol

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We learn what red flags women look for, meet a guy who has 1/1 rare disease, a man who probably can't ever enter a Starbucks again and one guy who kept one spreadsheet too many. 

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We learn all about what the female orgasm feels like, how to spot it in the wild and how it may be genetic! Plus another lunatic is marrying an inanimate object.  

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We learn all about how to find a "Unicorn" and a friendly reminder about "Summer Dick" and advice if you're traveling for the World Cup!

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Here we are, our fourth live podcast to celebrate 12 years as a show/HR liability. 

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We learn how to properly dirty talk, properly play with boobs, find out a new "lifestyle" we're definitely not down with, meet a Florida man with a very unfortunate last name and a woman is in jail for her use of AirTags

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We meet ANOTHER woman in love with her toy plane, find out some bedroom requests are better left unspoken and a truly terrible dude rounds out the Worst Person In The World. 

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We learn 7 fun facts about female fun times, meet two people who need to be brought to justice over the way they deal with poo, and we'll relive the horrors of puberty!

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We find out why you shouldn't play Truth or Dare as an adult, hear the worst things to happen to people on a first date and two men tie for Worst Person On The Planet. Why is it always the night manager?!

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We meet a throuple, and we meet whatever you would call two couples in one relationship, hear all about realtors with their work cut out for them by pervy homeowners, find out where we can go for sexting and meet a man who is stronger than we would be. 

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We'll meet a German "couple" who probably should've just stayed quiet, a man who made $7000 the hardest way, and a man who took his shirt from Dave & Barry's literally. 

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We meet a woman with a helluva peanut allergy and unlock the 12 secrets to helping your woman "achieve."

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We learn exactly where American men fall on the only power ranking that really matters and then enjoy a seemingly endless parade of dudes who can't stop putting things where they don't belong!

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We meet a woman who has the grossest revenge ever, find out how to keep our men from straying, a 30 day plan to spice up your love life and we meet a guy who needs to practice some SERIOUS personal grooming. 

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We find out just how close we are to having sex robots, meet a fella probably on every no-fly list there is and we meet the World's worst gynecologist. 

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We learn about a new exciting kind of meditation, find out what our sex dreams mean and we get to the bottom of "What sex act is more popular than Twitter?"

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We learn all about how to boost the size and effectiveness of your manhood! Plus a couple of stories of women who have odd ways of storing their glassware.  

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We meet a Mom who wants to embarrass her son to death, a man who has to move out of his neighborhood, find out how NOT to celebrate a friend's birthday and what do with that pesky afterbirth. 

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We learn all about condom myths, nobody cares about the load you're haulin, meet a woman who is all about the friendly skies and yet another phantom pooper is out there and still on the loose!

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We sit down with our most "sexually enlightened" frequent texter Dirty Old Fat Kid to learn the ins, out and in and outs of The Lifestyle.

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We learn the ins and outs of the fine art of the spit roast, just mow many people, all genders, want a threesome and meet an Olympian who had a rough, chilly go of things in Beijing!

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Another round of rejected license plate, this time from Florida! We learn how men expanded their sexual horizons amid the pandemic, meet a guy who expanded his a bit too far and we meet a big fat sad liar from Las Vegas, 

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We learn how to jazz things up for next Monday's big day, learn exactly what size makes the man, a frequent texter tells us of a secret fetish world and we meet a woman with a nifty tattoo.....that she should've totally kept quiet about. 

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We learn what to sell if your kids REALLY want to raise money for sports, spot an easy way to know if she might be faking it, find out bloodplay is a thing and the worst person in the World is a whole group of people!

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We learn how to protect yourself when you're doing "questionable browsing," meet a woman making almost 6 figures a month on OnlyFans, how to vet a boudoir photographer, and somehow a woman taking Nazi pics isn't the worst person in the World. 

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We learn more about a fetish we thought we knew everything about, , learn what NOT to do with spray insulation and learn just how hard it must be being Drake!

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We learn the ins and outs of role playing, why we DON'T bring it up and how we possibly could. We hear about a horrifying celebrity injury and meet the World's Most Savage Mom. 

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Totally secure in your relationship? Buckle up, you're about to hit some bumpy terrain! What were the weirdest things pulled out of us in 2021, we get a legendary John Madden quote and learn about a Texas man who is REALLY into chicken. 

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Here it is, the 2021 finale of Here's Your Freakin' Podcast! Thank YOU for all the listens, downloads and shares for this year! We'll be back with a new episode January 5th! 

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We learn some of the riskiest places people are getting it on, find out where to see ground breaking sex in movies (we learn about a must-see Cameron Diaz role!) meet a WWII enthusiast who needs to tone it down and meet Italy's worst gynecologist, mamma mia!

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We run down a list of bedroom must-haves, learn what "hot-wifing" is, find out just how porno has lied to us all these years and meet a Russian cannibal! 

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Well, we have bad news if you're a smaller man but we do find out if there is help out there! We also learn about a horrendous fetish we wish we could unhear about and meet a man who got too revved up at a Walmart!

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Listened to last week's podcast, followed the advice and having problems? We'll find out how to undo last week's porno suggestion. We dig into things we didn't know people thought were fetishes and meet a guy who won't be flying the friendly skies for 40-60 months. 

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We learn the top 5 things men are fantasizing about, hear two words we cannot unhear, meet a horrid woman on OnlyFans and tips and tricks to spice up your next "movie" night 

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We find out the (additional) down side of having less downstairs, find support for you if you do have less, learn the difference between porn and reality and find the worst named smoke shop in Kentucky!

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Scientists have finally answered the age old question about the size of your nose, meet a woman who really gets our attention, a couple enjoy a very specific kink, men reveal why they're really subscribing to OnlyFans and we meet a pair of OF stars....

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We learn the ins and the outs of the swapping game, how much "self care" is too much and we meet a man who ruins the inside of an ambulance!

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Perfect month for a story about a woman sleeping with a ghost! We also learn how to be gentleman with the nudes, last longer in the sack and meet a woman who gets waxed in a very inopportune time!

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We learn new and better ways to clean up our landscaping (if that's your thing) find out how many dudes went exploring during the pandemic, learn how to get a great deal on a Jeep and doctors have found a new horrifying COVID side effect!

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We learn ways your woman can do a little more to get you in the mood, how many of us are enjoying going in through the outdoor and meet a woman who well, has seen it all. 

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We learn about an old guy that is about to get banned from frozen foods, a boy finds out the hardest way possible he is not USB compatible and all the ways sex ed failed us back in the day!

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We learn what we can do to turn a woman on, run down the top 10 fetishes (it turns out we're not that weird!) and talk, probably too much, about the other C word. 

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We learn a dozen news way to increase the fun you have alone, learn things women do that annoy us fellas and we meet a dude who packs a lot in God's pockets!

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We meet TWO different guys who do not treat "it" with care, learn how to treat out online sex workers during these uncertain times and a doctor is out to ruin yet something else we all enjoy!

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Well, it turns out there is a ton going through a fella's mind during bedroom activities. We find out the grossest stuff women have found at guy's houses, learn the ins and outs of one particular fetish, learn about an odd kink and meet a clown you should NEVER hire for birthday parties. 

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We learn about how to make "it" last longer, how we should NOT try to make "it" bigger and we meet a Michigan man who is praying his actual name never gets released to the public!

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We brush up on our sexual slang (we're way, way behind) meet an unfortunately named man, learn there is a Queen of Weed & Sex among us and meet maybe the scumbaggiest thief of all time!

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We learn about a new snake washing ashore here in the States, learn how to get better in the bedroom as a team, we may all have different definitions of "cheating" and meet two awful teenagers. 

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We learn just how much we really don't know about women's anatomy (it's a ton!) find a way to ease the, ahem, pain of spicy food. Meet a man who nearly pleasures himself to death and a guy who probably wishes he was dead. 

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We meet a woman with the mental strength of a thousand men, learn how to be classy at our first sex party and you'll find out why we almost called this episode "Release The Cracking!"

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We get some easy tips from an expert on how to please a lady, added advice on how to up our bedroom game and learn how to become the most popular guard in prison!

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We cover the pros/cons of art to spruce up your dinger, what we thought the first time we saw a nude woman, and a fella with the name of the year teaches us about a new hiding place...

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We learn specifically what people want to spice up their sex life and learn what percentage of us want that extra spice, learn a ton of behind the scenes porno seeeeeeecrettttttsssss and "How to Tank Your Campaign: 101"

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We learn that being a lab mouse has it's days bro! We find out the top accounts to check out on OnlyFans and what makes them so great and we meet a guy who has no idea how to behave in custody!

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Apparently there are many more ways than we thought to enjoy someone's company in the bedroom, we learn about how to ask for nudes the classy way and if only the Wright Brothers could see us now!!!

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We learn which dating apps actually work and for what, find out if you can get dog-stealing drunk and we learn 15 Fun (Penis) Facts!! 

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We hear some lessons passed on in the bedroom, learn that there are perfect poopers out there and hear about a deeply discounted Chevy on the market!

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