Look, we don't know where (Bryan) ran off to. Some say he booked a nice job on TV, others say he's still miffed that Ronna didn't invite him to go to Bavaria with her. But in any event, we found the perfect co-host. Joining us in The Carriage House this week is our dear friend, author, activist, and now in-demand Hollywood writer herself, pardon me, Scarlett Curtis!

Scarlett helps Ronna give advice on losing friends as one ages and dealing with a massage session that got very steamy very fast.

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Now wait a minute. Who's this person on Ronna's screen? Is it...(Bryan)? He looks so different...and dapper, pardon me. Moustache rides for everyone! It's a Carriage House Catch-Up this week as Ronna (& Bryan) get some follow-ups from the "From Israel With Love" writer, the Anxious Doormat with hundreds of dollars of cord damage, and the woman who was less than thrilled about her sister-in-law's guest room situation. They they give advice on dealing with a mother-in-law who wants to read a Bible verse at a non-religious wedding and a man who's thinking of getting Botox...much to his partner's dismay.

Can you believe we're well into spring and already thinking about summer? What better way to spruce up your summer dinner parties and barbecues than with a home bar that's the envy of the neighborhood? Being a member of AR Social Club can help! We're now accepting new members at arsocialclub.com

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Now wait a minute. Ronna's being a little sneaky, but she can't help it. She's thrilled to be able to share a little taste of a brand new and absolutely hysterical podcast called NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE, hosted by none other than Arden Myrin and Bryan Safi (ever heard of 'em?). Join them as they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. It's available wherever you get your podcasts and is NOT to be missed, pardon me.

On this episode drop, Arden and Bryan welcome the one and only Lauren Lapkus aka Princess Hollywood! They reveal who's giving No Autrographs Please energy this week including one lady who sent her entire town holiday cards that said "Go to Hell!" So chic! Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at the Cheesecake Factory. And did Lauren like this week's peanut butter cake? Too cool! Too much! Too Hollywood!

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Ronna's not here this week, and (Bryan) couldn't be happier...but PLEASE don't tell Ronna, and cross your fingers that she doesn't listen to the episode. Luckily, we've got a guest host this week who couldn't be more delightful if he tried. There aren't enough hyphens in the world to describe this multi-talented man! It's actor, comedian, writer, and director Drew Droege! Be sure to listen to Drew on his upcoming podcast MINOR REVELATIONS.

Drew joins (Bryan) this week to give advice on a marriage with fidelity issues, a 20 year obsession, and a friendship break-up.

April's Social Club cocktail is going to be absolutely top notch, pardon me. Not a member? You're missing out! Join us before the summer starts so you can start building up your summer bar. You'll be the talk of the neighborhood! arsocialclub.com

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Now wait a minute. (Bryan) was kicked out of his hotel in Prague. He doesn't really want to talk about it, even though Ronna is highly amused by the whole thing ("and now we close the circle, Mr. Safi"). But if there's one person who can change (Bryan)'s mood for the better, it's this week's guest. We're thrilled to be joined by comedian and entertainer extraordinaire Michelle Collins! Be sure to listen to "The Michelle Collins Show" at patreon.com/michcoll

Michelle joins us to give advice on a birthday gifting snafu and a thorny situation involving the guest bedroom at an in-law's home.

Only a few more days left to join April's AR Social Club! This month's gorgeous, classic cocktail is basically springtime in a glass. You WON'T want to miss it! arsocialclub.com

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Now wait a minute. We put out the Bat Signal, and you responded in a BIG way, pardon me. Our inbox lit up with questions for this week's guest, and we're diving right in. We're thrilled to welcome one of the best organizers and declutterers in the country, Tracy McCubbin! Her book, MAKING SPACE, CLUTTER FREE, is available now, and her website is full of useful information about her at dclutterfly.com

And because we've SO much to talk to Tracy about, we're splitting her episode into TWO parts, pardon me. In Part 2, Tracy answers your rapid fire questions on organizing like a pro, from children's rooms to old wedding dresses to large homes to drag queens. If you're looking for inspiration to declutter your home, this is the episode for you! 

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Now wait a minute. We put out the Bat Signal, and you responded in a BIG way, pardon me. Our inbox lit up with questions for this week's guest, and we're diving right in. We're thrilled to welcome one of the best organizers and declutterers in the country, Tracy McCubbin! Her book, MAKING SPACE, CLUTTER FREE, is available now, and her website is full of useful information about her at dclutterfly.com

And because we've SO much to talk to Tracy about, we're splitting her episode into TWO parts, pardon me. In Part 1, we talk to Tracy about her journey to becoming an organizer, and she helps us give advice on dealing with a partner who's holding on to way too much stuff and telling a friend that she's not welcome on a group vacation.

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Now wait a minute. We've got one of Ronna's favorite people in the world in The Carriage House this week, and we've got to bring him on without delay, pardon me. Joining us this week is none other than the co-creator of one of Ronna (& Bryan)'s favorite shows, SEARCH PARTY, Charles Rogers! Charles helps us give advice on a tough break-up, a complicated sister relationship, and a friend with a serious SBD issue, if you know what we mean. You'll be well on your way to becoming a gastrointestinal specialist after this episode, we promise!

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And be sure to send us your rapid fire organizing questions for celebrity organizer (and future Free Feed guest) Tracy McCubbin.

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Now wait a minute. Ronna's getting settled in Prague and told (Bryan) and this week's guest that she'd join them soon...but she's not coming. Is it all a plot to get (Bryan) and the guest to finally bury the hatchet? It may be! Joining (Bryan) in The Carriage House this week is none other than our dear, dear friend and talent Naomi Ekperigin! Naomi (& Bryan) give some advice on dating a friend of a friend, communicating with an ex during the entirety of a 20 year marriage, and sharing dog custody after a break-up. Fingers crossed that (Bryan) and Naomi can get through it all without too much drama!

We had a BLAST at the February Ski-Kiki on Sunday. You have to join us for March! Go into March like a lion and join the club before midnight Eastern on March 1st. arsocialclub.com

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Now wait a minute. We've got another repeat customer in The Carriage House, and we couldn't possibly be more delighted that he's here. Joining us is none other than figure skating champion, Olympic medalist, and now podcast host, pardon me, Adam Rippon! Check out Adam's podcast NORMALIZE THIS with co-host Danielle Young.

Adam joins us to give advice on dealing with a bratty mother and navigating a relationship in which alcohol might be taking over. It's a high / low episode and there's no one we'd rather have with us for it than Adam!

February's Social Club Ski-Kiki is coming up next week, but we're still accepting members for March's club! Join us before March 1st for an invite to the first Kiki of spring! arsocialclub.com

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