Part 1: A throwback to the old Better Off Undead’s ‘The Newlydeads,’ the guys ask pointed questions, but each question has a catch. We’ll tell you the first catch, but you’ll have to listen to how Johnny, Sean, Dave, and Garrett twist the hell out of these questions…

• If Sean had a threesome with two celebrities, who would they be? The catch? One has to be a dude.
• If Johnny was an alien with a spaceship and he could abduct anyone on the planet for any reason, who would it be?
• Gun to head: would Dave take a hot air ride or go bungee jumping?
• Would Dave rather streak through Target or take iowaska?