You'll probably want to avoid this podcast. It sucks. It's filled with neurotic tales of thieving bears, decoy wallets, and epic Olive Garden rants. It's irreverent and stupid and terrible, and the hosts should really be ashamed of themselves. You can also find archives of this travesty in the "Better Off Undead" podcast, which was just as bad but also had an even stupider name.
If you’re listening to this, you probably got here early… unless you’re one of the sad souls who actually downloaded this monstrosity. Speaking of monstrosities: it’s our Halloween special—an episode so enthralling, it’ll have you hate-eating candy corn after your journey around dark streets of your block.
Deep within the Cypress swamp, beyond the thick wall of fecal heat, automated phone trees and, re-animated tater tots, lives something sinister—a nightmare of a beast that average, everyday Floridians whisper about to their children when they step out of line. Nothing that goes in, comes out. Dare to join us as we wade into murky waters of the unknown?
Oct 04, 2019
WSE101 Hopes and Dreams and Schemes
00:36:50
Dave Trope Land is a wondrous place. Not a bumper sticker in sight and tatter tots everywhere. It’s the one place where you can truly be yourself without family getting in the way. And no one can shame you into eating healthy. Join us (though you shouldn’t) as we take a tour down short-term memory lane and catch up with Dave’s latest musings.
Sep 04, 2019
WSE100 Snot Rockets and Unicorns
00:43:34
We’re back for episode 100! No matter where Dave has gone this summer, he’s had to deal with other people’s shit… err… snot. This is the first opportunity Dave has had to vent all summer, and he has a lot of heat built up that Johnny and his three HVAC units help to cool off. Between the pedophile activity in the neighborhood and avoiding being a dick to the local dwarf population, [REDACTED], FL has been an absolute shi– snot show.
Mar 13, 2019
WSE99 Dave v. Louisiana
00:38:30
The Smarter Artist Summit wouldn’t be complete without the harrowing tale of Dave’s journey through the bowels of Louisiana, complete with a battle against OCD and shootout with a flat-earther. And for the grand finale: Dave reveals the secret blog he’s been hiding from Johnny for years.
Feb 28, 2019
WSE98 Two Truths and a Lie
00:25:36
What’s up Dave’s butt? Imagine living in a world where your wife is hogging the only pot large enough to make a reasonable amount of mac and cheese. Yeah. It’s that bad. Meanwhile, [REDACTED] is receiving dishwasher loading lessons from the Mrs. while she holds a dark secret about milk’s favorite cookie. This episode is sponsored by WifeSwap.comIf you can’t win your marriage, make sure no one does.
Jan 02, 2019
WSE97 Dave's Christmas Cookie Extravaganza
00:41:42
Dave’s best friend sent him a gift of “David’s Cookies” to make up for the holiday classic A Very Davey Christmas and Dave has convinced us to turn our optimization skills toward keeping the cookie from crumbling. Also, Sean reads Dave’s story ideas. We’d issue a trigger warning, but you’re listening to Worst. Show. Ever. You know what you’re getting yourself into.
Dec 26, 2018
WSE96 Dave Gets Lubed
00:25:52
We haven’t done this in a while, but we’re back by marginal demand. Now that Dave has lost his taste for subpar restaurant food, he’s finally ready to start his new YouTube career as an ASMR food reviewer. He would have started it already if it wasn’t for those pesky medical brace spam callers. And until we make him murder button to deal with them, the search for the world’s best brisket taco will have to wait. This episode is sponsored by FistingMitten.com: “What, soiled your mittens, you naughty kittens!”
Oct 17, 2018
WSE95 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 2
00:35:42
We’ve hit an all new low in effort on this show. Instead of actually recording an episode, we’re just using the audio from our other, much better show, The Story Studio Podcast. Unlike this show, it’s meant to add value rather than devalue your life. For perhaps the first time in Worst. Show. Ever. history, this one might actually be good.
Oct 10, 2018
WSE94 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 1
00:39:24
Somehow we managed to create a show for our other podcast that’s so laid back that it actually feels like it should be a Worst. Show Ever. episode. Buckle-up. This one’s a two-parter.
Nov 08 | 00:32:14
WSE103 Worst Scare Ever
Oct 11 | 00:31:12
WSE102 Swamp Monster Fuck Water
Oct 04 | 00:36:50
WSE101 Hopes and Dreams and Schemes
Sep 04 | 00:43:34
WSE100 Snot Rockets and Unicorns
Mar 13 | 00:38:30
WSE99 Dave v. Louisiana
Feb 28 | 00:25:36
WSE98 Two Truths and a Lie
Jan 02 | 00:41:42
WSE97 Dave's Christmas Cookie Extravaganza
Dec 26 | 00:25:52
WSE96 Dave Gets Lubed
Oct 17 | 00:35:42
WSE95 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 2
Oct 10 | 00:39:24
WSE94 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 1
This podcast could use a review!
This podcast could use a review! Have anything to say about it? Share your thoughts using the button below.