After Kevin offers today’s first callers the chance to pick conversation topics, we end up with a complaint about an agitated Twinkie and a criticism of his customer service skills. It turns out Twinkie is having his own issues with the company fat cats, and is quickly running out of pens! Later, females that drive, lazy stoners, and other listener discuss the accurate stereotypes that apply to them.  Afterwards, we chat with @BigDawsTv to tell us what it’s like to be a Klay Thompson doppelganger. Plus, the debut of Hot Takes Patrick admits to being a Lego Maniac, the top seven crimes we inadvertently commit every day, and more from this full episode of KKL: Half-Off!