What if we sent the absolute most unhinged takes on present-day society to the aliens on a Golden Record? Would it confuse them? Maybe make us seem wild and ungovernable? 

Or do they also think that only women and children should be allowed to wear flip flops and that all dogs should be kept outside? 

Those are the questions we reckon with on this week's episode with "small ex-Hasidic queer Jewish stand-up comedian, writer, and true original," Robby Hoffman. A must-listen, especially if you're an alien that thinks you might want to make contact with the human race to your own detriment. 

Robby's Artifacts

• Hallways and Rooms
• Hardware Stores
• Neapolitan Ice Cream
• $100 Bill

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