It's The One True Religion as you've never seen it before! Mostly because you've never seen it, it's a podcast! Yet Josh is taking charge of the show and trying to fix that with a round of show and tell. You know, that audio entertainment staple. Anyway, you can find out what kind of creepy crap Josh keeps in his peanut box, as well as what kind of creepy snack he brought along. You'll also get a glimpse at his concert history, which is just as confusing as you'd expect.

Meanwhile, Ben tries to get the show on track by calling out the recent "Best of Utah" results for buffoonery. This somehow devolves into a lengthy discussion of the NBA, in which Ben scars Josh for life. Ben is scarred to find an adult man who doesn't know what basic furniture is, who doesn't recognize his own grandpa's name, and whose recollection of "Dumbo" is frightening at best. Also, mark the date, as the boys bust out a record-setting shortest Braindead Trivia ever! And yeah, they eventually get around to the drink. Eventually.