We are a man down today as Dead Eyes heads off to Lollapalooza to enjoy some live music and chat with some of the performers! Please bear with us as the Useless Weirdo steps in to cover his duties. In light of the recent announcement of Apple’s worth, we ask random people what they would buy with $830 billion. Can anyone even conceive how much this actually is? Will anyone even make a dent in their wallet with that much money? Later we play a game of Is It Berkeley to figure out where they’re making popsicles out of old polluted water. Remember, they’re not for eating! They’re just for shaming others. Afterwards, Ally shares an embarrassing incident involving her car, and Kevin classifies it as a hate-crash! Plus, Nickelback or Throwback returns to KKL, Dead Eyes calls in from Chicago, Kevin is a muncle, and more from today’s Double Trouble episode of KKL: Half-Off!