We have no shortage of complaints about the content of our conversations during the show. Kevin decides to read a fresh one straight from the inbox after an angry parent to exception to yesterdays “high-pothetical.” Maybe she just didn’t appreciate Ally’s Aussie accent while impersonating Dead Eyes’ parents. Only one thing is for certain, no one is excited about Dead Eyes’ penis calling in to weigh in on the situation. Later, we give you the top tips for sneaking into an event for today’s 7 At 7. After this list you’re not going to need to try winning free tickets from us anymore! Please remember to think of us as security is throwing you out! Afterwards, the Infy Awards return as we pay tribute to the best of the best in late night infomercials. The only way to know who wins Best Accidental Racism and Most Overdramatic Demonstration is to listen! Plus, Millennials are killing doorbells, Marijuana McAlpine talks about the future of weed, Trendasaurus covers the burger wars, and more!