Say, "Goodbye!" to your innocence and join us on a real dark ride into the hyper sexualized puppet freak show that is Meet the Feebles! ...or don't. Honestly, probably don't.

The slowest fight scenes you've ever seen, villains plucked from Wacky Racers, and a complete disregard for an elementary comprehension of science.

We watched Fast Five. It was like riding a rollercoaster while pumping Mountain Dew directly into your veins...only even better.

"I would argue that Space Jam is largely more grounded in reality than this film." -Ben on "Batman Forever"

We're back! We decided to kick season two off with the most patriotic movie ever made- ROCKY IV! Sorry, Team America: World Police, you've got nothing on Rocky and his robot butler!

Mommy issues vs Daddy issues. Jason vs...Carrie? It's a slasher-flic with a supernatural sidekick...Friday the 13th Pt VII! Oh boy.

FINALLY a movie about a fast food chicken joint built on an ancient burial ground. I REALLY wish we hadn't watched this film. Good thing we had Jeremy Fuksa (host of The Shakes, GM of Misfitrad.io) along for the ride with us! Check out The Shakes and other amazing podcasts at http://www.misfitrad.io !!!

Finally, a terrible movie that hates itself...too bad it hates itself so much that it isn't even fun to watch. Stop mocking yourself! That's our job! Also, it's about a tire that kills people with its mind.

Guardians of the Galaxy isn't the only major motion picture coming out this week! Sharknado 2 had its world premiere last night so naturally we had a launch party with a 6 foot party sub from Subway, and some Coors Light. Brought to you by Subway. And Coors Light. And Joe's Crab Shack. Also, Louisville Slugger.

We watched the post-apocalyptic thriller Prison Planet (or maybe it's called Badlanders?) with Danny's dogs Moose Stinky Pete. Woof.