Two Judgey Girls

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Apr 06, 2023

01:10:55

To think that Mary didn’t think anyone would watch VPR this season... We have been dissecting every seconds of this show! Do not miss Schwartz on WWHL! Can you believe Raquel Alex McCord had to deliver the message to Katie Jill Zarin about not being able to use the pool with a swim up bar, you know like the pool that you can swim up to the bar? We also discuss gaslighting Schwartz, LVP trying to stay relevant, Lala warning Ally, and Raquel kissing the other Tom! In New Jersey, we aren’t sure if any of the women have ever been in a modern house, Jackie obsessing over Danielle and her brother story, plus the new bridesmaids since Dina and Tre aren’t talking (GIVE US THAT!). What really happened with Louis and Dina’s husband? Can the show actually survive without Teresa or did this week prove out that she is needed? Can we make Lindsay a housewife and Carl can be the Ken Todd to her LVP? This gang up is just getting to be too much! Too much that we are enjoying the presence of Kory and are excited to watch his relationship with Sam unfold! Come judge with us!

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Mar 30, 2023

01:13:09

It feels like it's been much too long, but here we are! Congratulations to our March MANness 2023 Winner, Captain Jason! We are so excited to have him join the Hot Hall of Fame (which is taking place this week in our stories)! People say they aren't enjoying Summer House, but why? Are Carl and Lindsay real? Is Lindsay hiding her true self? Is Danielle projecting? Are the others not ready to confront their own issues? Will the fights between the Gorgas and Teresa ever end? Why is Luis wearing Nonno's pajamas? Why was this not made a bigger deal? Why does Jackie care about Danielle's issues with her brother when Jackie doesn't address her own issues with her sister? Why is every episode of VPR like looking for Easter eggs? Why is James the funniest person on TV (slash we would never want to be his friend)? Why did Ally hitch her wagon to him? Why did Katie go to Mexico? Why did Kristina Kelly come to the Welcome Dinner? Why is Brock hot with his new haircut? Justice SURved! Come judge with us!

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Mar 21, 2023

01:04:56

Coming early to you this week! We hope you're all having fun with March MANness! We break down where the brackets currently sit, the upsets, and who we see continuing on. Who do you think will be our 2023 March MANness Winner? Don’t forget you can buy merch (is it... Merch MANness?)! We also deep dive the VPR mid-season trailer and are somehow on Team Raquel after the Katie Divorce Trip. In RHONJ, we talk about the softball game, not feeling bad for Frank Sr as Dolores progresses in her relationship with Paul, being Team Tre, and Melissa remodeling her new house after fan backlash. Is Summer fun? Why is everyone against RadHouse? What is it about this couple that affects the house so much? Come judge with us!

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Mar 14, 2023

01:04:36

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the YEAR! It's March MANness time! We break down the bracket and seedings, discuss who we think will win, where we see upsets and which men are already excited to participate. Everything kicks off Thursday with voting in our Instagram stories. In the meantime, fill out your bracket, reach out to your favorite Bravolebrity to send in their photos, and get ready to campaign for them all!

You can create your own copy of our bracket to fill out here: https://tinyurl.com/4ze78jjz

You can purchase March MANness merch here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls

And yes, the logo is exactly what you think it is. Come judge with us!

PSA: Please be respectful towards the men that are participating. We are so glad that they take part each year and without them (and you!), this wouldn't be as fun and exciting as it is. Thank you to the men and thank you, Jurors, for your participation. We hope you have as much fun as we do!

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Mar 09, 2023

01:25:04

We'll always remember where we were when news broke that Ariana and Sandoval had broken up due to a months-long affair between Tom and Raquel. Our lives have been consumed by this Scandoval and it seems like as soon as you put your phone down, something else happens. We do our best to walk you through the timeline of events and our reactions to it all. Could anyone have predicted this to happen? It is just... a lot. And Courtney would like to first and foremost apologize for trying to make you believe that Sandoval was hot. Come judge with us!

We also discuss March MANness and the schedule of events. Get ready to vote and objectify some men!

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Feb 28, 2023

01:23:33

We come to you early this week chatting a bit of RHOM, VPR, Part 2 of the RHOP Reunion, and Summer House! Will Adriana be able to move past her comments about Frankie? We will be listening to her song all week long while in Hawaii sipping on mai tais. Is Marysol a negative presence for the group? Is Scheana doing the dirty work? Did Raquel and Schwartz already hook up? Who is this Jo character? And is it really that Tom Schwartz is the villain?? Proud of Candiace and Wendy, who owned the reunion and led a very powerful conversation on colorism. Will Robyn be demoted? Is it ok that Wendy was assaulted since Gizelle doesn't like her? Why is Karen in the first seat? Summer House is still on Weekend 2 and they are still talking about RadHouse. Should Danielle be standing up for Lindsay and Carl? Would you work for Kyle? Would the company be what it is without Carl? Can we expose the man that screwed over Queen Gabby AND Danielle? (Make sure to not share your passwords to social media!) Come judge with us!

P.S. We know its almost March, which means its almost March MANness! Get ready for next week--we'll see you then! x

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Feb 23, 2023

01:16:52

It's good to be back! We deep dive the Potomac reunion which had Andy roasting Robyn and defending Chris and Candiace. Did Karen even talk or was her contribution a simple yawn? Does Mia know the difference between board members and managing members? In the Hamptons, Kyle couldn't take it anymore and says Carl shows up drunk and on drugs for work. Is Carl not being compensated enough? Is Lindsay in his ear? Will Kyle be invited to the wedding? Whose side are you on? In New Jersey, we are Team Tre and Luis and think Joey Gorga doesn't want to make amends because he won't have a storyline. Should Melissa's mother have been invited to the wedding? Danielle and her kids are the breakout stars this season with Paulie being a close second. We are happy Dolores has found a man that can take care of her, she doesn't need the Easter Bunny aka Mr. Potato Head. Come judge with us!

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