Tonight you will be listening to Twitch’s Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison.  

Twitch Terms of Service Part 1 Highlights: 

• Word Count: 6664
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Other Agreements: There are 11 other terms or documents that are referred to within this TOS that you agree to when you accept these terms and conditions
• If you permit others to use your account credentials, you agree to these Terms of Service on behalf of all other persons who use the Services under your account or password, and you are responsible for all activities that occur under your account or password
• The Twitch Services are not available to persons under the age of 13

Read the full Terms of Service here: https://www.twitch.tv/p/en/legal/terms-of-service/

Tonight you will be listening to Snap Inc. Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison.  

Snap Inc. Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count: 5033
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• One of the options we provide with Memories is the ability to create a restricted area by setting a passcode, which might be a PIN or a passphrase or some other mechanism. This is similar to the device-lock option you may be using on your mobile device; by setting a passcode, you make it less likely that another person who gets ahold of your device will be able to see what you saved to the restricted area of Memories. But here’s a big warning: IF YOU LOSE OR FORGET YOUR MEMORIES PASSCODE, OR IF YOU ENTER THE WRONG ONE TOO MANY TIMES, YOU WILL LOSE ACCESS TO ANY CONTENT YOU SAVED IN THE RESTRICTED AREA OF MEMORIES.
• You will not buy, sell, rent, or lease access to your Snapchat account, Snaps, a Snapchat username, or a friend link without our written permission.

Read the full TOS here: https://snap.com/en-US/terms

Tonight you will be listening to Nifty Gateway Terms of Use. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison.  

Nifty Gateway Terms of Use Highlights: 

• Word Count: 5685
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Unclaimed Property: If Nifty Gateway is holding funds in your account and has no record of your use of the Service for several years, they may be required, upon passage of applicable time periods, to report these funds as unclaimed property in accordance with the abandoned property and escheat laws.
• Taxes: Users are solely responsible for filing taxes on their purchases.
• Marketing and Promotion: If you are a Nifty Creator, you hereby grant Nifty Gateway the right to use your name and image for marketing or promotional purposes.
• Risks: 
• The price and liquidity of blockchain assets, including Nifties, are extremely volatile and may be subject to large fluctuations 
• Fluctuations in the price of other digital assets could materially and adversely affect Nifties, which may also be subject to significant price volatility
• Legislative and regulatory changes or actions at the state, federal, or international level may adversely affect the use, transfer, exchange, and value of Nifties 
• Nifties are not legal tender and are not backed by the government 
• Transactions in Nifties may be irreversible, and, accordingly, losses due to fraudulent or accidental transactions may not be recoverable 
• Some transactions in Nifties shall be deemed to be made when recorded on a public ledger, which is not necessarily the date or time that you initiated the transaction
• The value of Nifties may be derived from the continued willingness of market participants to exchange fiat currency or digital assets for Nifties, which may result in the potential for permanent and total loss of value of a particular Nifty should the market for that Nifty disappear 
• The nature of Nifties may lead to an increased risk of fraud or cyber attack, and may mean that technological difficulties experienced by Gemini may prevent the access to or use of your Digital Assets

Bonus: Don’t say velcro video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRi8LptvFZY

Tonight you will be listening to Vacation Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison.

Vacation Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count: 7375
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Vacation has made every effort to display as accurately as possible the colors and images of our products. They cannot guarantee that your computer monitor’s display of any color will be accurate. 
• For the referral program a Qualified Referral is defined as a purchase made at www.vacation.inc by a person (a "Referred Customer") who uses the unique referral link provided to them by a Referrer. You are limited to one Qualified Referral for each Referred Customer; in other words, additional/repeat purchases made by a Referred Customer are not counted as additional Qualified Referrals.
• Vacation does not accept returns for health and safety reasons 

Read the full TOS here: https://www.vacation.inc/terms-of-service/

Welcome to Season 3 of Ts&Zzz! Tonight you will be listening to NBA Top Shot Terms of Use. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

NBA Top Shot Terms of Use Highlights:

• Word count: 7157
• New Word Learned: Ab Initio - from the beginning  
• Each NBA Top Shot Moment has no inherent or intrinsic value
• A person’s Flow Network public address will be made publicly visible whenever they engage in a transaction with NBA Top Shot.
• Payments cannot be reversed! 
• Users are solely responsible for determining what, if any, taxes apply to your Moment-related transactions. 

Read the full TOU here: https://nbatopshot.com/terms

Tonight you will be listening to WhatsApp Terms of Service. Narrated by Henry. 

WhatsApp Terms of Service Highlights:

• Word count: 5217

• Facebook bought WhatsApp back in 2014 for $19 billions dollars.

• WhatsApp receives information from, and shares information with, the Facebook Companies, to provide integrations which enable you to connect your WhatsApp experience with other Facebook Company Products; to ensure security, safety, and integrity across the Facebook Company Products; and to improve your ads and products experience across the Facebook Company Products. 

• WhatsApp doesn’t provide access to emergency services providers, including the police, fire departments, or hospitals. 

• There is a time limit on disputes. If you do not bring a Claim (including commencing an arbitration) within one year after the Dispute first arose, then the arbitration will be dismissed because it was started too late.

• Your continued use of our Services confirms your acceptance of our Terms, as amended. You must stop using our Services by deleting your account.

Sponsors: 

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Read the full TOS here 

Tonight you will be listening to TikTok’s Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

• Word Count: 7582 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• You agree not to provide any answers, responses, comments, opinions, analysis or recommendations that you are not properly licensed or otherwise qualified to provide
• The content on TikTok is provided for general information only. It is not intended to amount to advice on which you should rely. 
• TikTok’s automated systems analyze your content, including emails, to provide you personally relevant product features, such as customized search results, tailored advertising, and spam and malware detection. This analysis occurs as the content is sent, received, and when it is stored.
• You further acknowledge that, except as specifically permitted by us in these Terms or in another agreement you enter into with us, you (i) have no right to receive any income or other consideration from any User Content or your use of any musical works, sound recordings or audiovisual clips made available to you on or through the Services, including in any User Content created by you, and (ii) are prohibited from exercising any rights to monetize or obtain consideration from any User Content within the Services or on any third party service. For example, you cannot claim User Content that has been uploaded to a social media platform such as YouTube for monetization.

Sponsors: 

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Read the full TOS here: https://www.tiktok.com/legal/terms-of-use?lang=en

Tonight you will be listening to Airbnb Terms of Service Part 2. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Airbnb Terms of Service Part 2 Highlights: 

• Word Count: 4912 (9694) 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• New Word Learned: Exigent - pressing; demanding.
• Verified Users: Any references to a Member or Listing being "verified" (or similar language) indicate only that the Member or Listing or Air B and B has completed a relevant verification or identification process and nothing else.
• Here are all the other terms you agree to by agreeing to the Airbnb TOS. Host Guarantee Terms, Japan Host Insurance Terms, Guest Refund Policy, Experiences Guest Refund Policy, Content Policy, Nondiscrimination Policy, Extenuating Circumstances Policy, Policies, Standards. 

Sponsors: 

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Read the full TOS here: https://www.airbnb.com/help/article/2908/terms-of-service

Tonight you will be listening to Airbnb Terms of Service Part 1. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Airbnb Terms of Service P1 Highlights: 

• Word Count: 5329 (9694) 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• Users are responsible to investigate a Host Service to determine whether it is suitable for them. For example, Host Services may carry risk of illness, bodily injury, disability, or death, and you freely and willfully assume those risks by choosing to participate in those Host Services.
• AirBnb hosts are responsible for handling and using personal data of Guests and others in compliance with applicable privacy laws and these Terms, including AirBnb’s Host Privacy Standards. 
• Cancellation policies are set by the hosts of the rental unit not Airbnb. 

Read the full TOS here: https://www.airbnb.com/help/article/2908/terms-of-service

Tonight you will be listening to Discords Terms of Service. Narrated by a clone of Scott Elchison’s voice. 

Discord Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count: 7175
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• New Word Learned: Estoppel - The principle which precludes a person from asserting something contrary to what is implied by a previous action or statement of that person or by a previous pertinent judicial determination.
• You agree not to: develop, distribute, or publicly inform other members of "auto" software programs, "macro" software programs or other "cheat utility" software program or applications. 
• You agree not to: exploit, distribute or publicly inform other members of any game error, miscue or bug which gives an unintended advantage
• User disputes: You are solely responsible for your interaction with other users of the Service and other parties that you come in contact with through the Service. Discord reserves the right, but has no obligation, to manage disputes between you and other users of the Service.
• Account termination: If your account is terminated you may lose your Account and all information with it. Including any Virtual Currency and Virtual Goods. 
• Virtual Currency: You may not purchase, sell, or exchange Virtual Currency outside the Service.
• Interpretation: You agree that these Terms will not be construed against the Company by virtue of having drafted them.

Read the full TOS here: https://discord.com/terms

Tonight you will be listening to Instagram Terms of Use. Narrated by a clone of Scott Elchison’s voice. 

Instagram Terms of Use Highlights: 

• Word Count: 3911
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• Instagram is owned by Facebook 
• You can't use a domain name or URL in your username without Instagram’s prior written consent.
• Instagram can change your username if they think it is necessary 
• Instagram use’s data from Instagram and other Facebook Company Products, as well as from third-party partners, to show you ads, offers, and other sponsored content. 
• You can’t sell or buy Instagram accounts

Tonight you will be listening to Descript's Terms of Service. Narrated by a AI clone of Scott Elchison voice. 

Descript’s Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count: 5712
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Overdub Highlight: By submitting Training Audio to Descript, you consent (and represent and warrant that you have obtained the consent of any third-party Consenting Speakers) to our use and storage of the audio recordings and voices you submit as follows:
• (a) to use your voice, and the voice of any third-party Consenting Speakers, to train an Overdub Voice, to synthesize and otherwise use such voices as describe herein, and to otherwise operate the Descript Service;
• (b) as part of our research datasets to analyze, maintain, and improve our voice technology, and other technology, and for other research and development and data analysis purpose, provided that if we add your Training Audio to our research datasets, we first anonymize the data so it is no longer associated with your account;
• (c) Descript employees, contractors and Amazon Mechanical Turk workers may listen to audio samples of your Training Audio and your synthesized audio in order to test the quality of your Overdub Voice; and
• (d) Descript employees may use your Overdub Voice to create a series of non-defamatory utterances, solely for internal quality assurance purposes.
• Other than as described above, only you, and people you explicitly share access with, will have access to generate synthesized audio using your Overdub Voice. Descript will not share your Training Audio or your Overdub Voice with third parties except as expressly described above and in our Privacy Policy.

Tonight you will be listening to Knowable’s Terms and Conditions. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Knowable's Terms and Conditions Highlights: 

• Word Count: 6440
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• What is the DMCA? The Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) is a 1998 United States copyright law that implements two 1996 treaties of the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO). It criminalizes production and dissemination of technology, devices, or services intended to circumvent measures that control access to copyrighted works (commonly known as digital rights management or DRM). It also criminalizes the act of circumventing an access control, whether or not there is actual infringement of copyright itself. In addition, the DMCA heightens the penalties for copyright infringement on the Internet. (Wikipedia) 
• Knowable Refund Policy: Full refunds for a particular Course are available upon request up to 14 days following your purchase of the particular Course, after which time no refunds are available for any reason.
• By providing Knowable with your email address and using the Site, you affirmatively consent to the use of your email address for notifications from Knowable regarding important service announcements and other administrative communications related to your use of the Site, as well as certain marketing and other advertising communications from Knowable and from third-party advertising partners, as more fully set forth in our Privacy Policy.

Tonight you will be listening to the Morning Brew’s Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Morning Brew Privacy Policy Highlights: 

• Word Count: 4204 
• New Word Learned: Adduced - cite as evidence.
• "a number of factors are adduced to explain the situation"
• Morning Brew does not use cookies for online advertising 
• Morning Brew does not do not sell, trade, rent, or share your personal information with third parties for their marketing purposes. 
• Morning Brew uses personal information to respond to or fulfill inquiries, address administrative needs and communications, improve the Morning Brew’s product and services, contact individuals for internal business purposes and to provide newsletters, survey’s, promotions and notices on the product to subscribers.

Tonight you will be listening to Unsplash's Terms and Conditions. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Unsplash Terms and Conditions Highlights: 

• Word Count: 5316
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Photos on the Unsplash service come with a very, very broad copyright license under the Unsplash License. This is why they say that they are “Free to Use.” 
• Users own all of the content that they upload to Unsplash 
• You cannot sell copies of photos on Unsplash without first significantly or meaningfully updating, modifying, or otherwise incorporating new creative elements into the photos

Tonight you will be listening to Reddit’s User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

Reddit User Agreement and Privacy Policy Highlights 

• Word Count: 7634
• Arbitration Agreement: No
• New Word: Investigatory - designed to find information or ascertain facts; "a fact-finding committee"
• When posting content to Reddit, users waive their moral rights associated with that content. In the United States, the term "moral rights" typically refers to the right of an author to prevent revision, alteration, or distortion of her work, regardless of who owns the work. (UA, Section 4) 
• Reddit is not responsible for actions taken by moderators (UA, Section 7) 
• Reddit embedded content is not covered by the Reddit Privacy Policy. Instead, it is covered by the third party’s privacy policy that is embedding the content. (PP, Information Collected by Third Parties)
• Reddit ignores the Do Not Track signal from web browsers. (PP, Information Collected by Third Parties)

Tonight, you will be listening to Overcast’s Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Overcast Terms of Use and Privacy Policy Highlights 

• Word count: 3836
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• Overcast Premium subscriptions automatically renew unless it is canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period
• Users are solely responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of there Overcast account passwords
• New Overcast accounts are created anonymously, without email addresses or passwords.  
• Users in the EU consent to have their data stored in the United States 
• No personal data is used to target Overcast’s ads except the categories of podcasts that you’re subscribed to, such as “Technology” or “Business”

Tonight, you will be listening to Substack’s Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

SubStack’s Terms of Use and Privacy Policy Highlights: 

• Word Count: 5445
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Creators own the rights to the content that is published on Substack. 
• When deleting a Substack account there is no guarantee that the content will be deleted from Substack’s record or backups and posts may remain viewable in other locations if they were saved by other users. 
• Substack currently does not support Do Not Track requests, which means that they collect information about your online activity both while you are using the Services and after you leave our Services

Here’s to better sleep!

Tonight, you will be listening to DoorDash’s Terms and Conditions Part 2. Narrated by Eric Poluhovich. Here’s to better sleep! 

DoorDash Terms and Conditions P2 Highlights:  

• Word Count: 6143 (9180)
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• New Word Learned: Inured - come into operation; take effect.
• When ordering alcohol delivery through DoorDash a person cannot be intoxicated when receiving the delivery. 
• To begin arbitration users must send a physical letter to DoorDash’ office in San Francisco

Welcome to Season 2 of Ts&Zzz! 

Tonight, you will be listening to DoorDash’s Terms and Conditions. Narrated by Eric Poluhovich. Here’s to better sleep! 

DoorDash Terms and Conditions P1 Highlights 

• Word Count: 4931 (9180)
• DoorDash positions themselves as a marketplace that operates software connecting consumers and contractors. They are not a food delivery service, restaurant or food preparation business. 
• Users will not submit a rating or review in exchange for payment, free food or other benefits from a merchant.
• User’s agree to receive automated calls (robocalls) from DoorDash
• DoorDash has a subscription product called DashPass.

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Peacock Terms of Use Part 2. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Peacock Terms of Use P2 Highlights: 

• Word Count: 9631 (4834) 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• New Word: Lascivious - (of a person, manner, or gesture) feeling or revealing an overt and often offensive sexual desire.
• Arbitration is confidential. You agree not to release any information (ex. materials or results) publicly. 
• California residents waive the protections of California civil code §1542. Which states: A general release does not extend to claims that the creditor or releasing party does not know or suspect to exist in his or her favor at the time of executing the release and that, if known by him or her, would have materially affected his or her settlement with the debtor or released party.

Read the full Terms of Use here: https://www.peacocktv.com/terms

Peacock Terms of Use Part 1. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Peacock Terms of Use P1 Highlights: 

• Word Count: 9631 (4797 P1) 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Peacock acknowledges and warns users that some of their content has outdated cultural references. 
• User’s should not rely on Peacock content for any advice. Especially legal or medication shows. 
• You agree not to use any ad blockers when using the Peacock service. 
• If your payment method is due to expire Peacock has the option to reach out to your payment provider to get the updated credentials, without asking you.  
• There is a chocolate cake recipe hidden in the Terms of User. Grandma’s Chocolate Cake Recipe to be specific.

Tactile Games Terms of Service Part 2. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

Tactile Games Terms of Service P2 Highlights 

• Word Count: 5832 (P2 2,332) 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• By accepting these terms of service you are also accepting their privacy policy 
• Tactile Games has an opt out of Arbitration clause built into the TOS. You have the right to opt-out and not be bound by the arbitration and class action waiver provisions set forth in sections 19 and 20 above by sending written notice of your decision to opt-out to the following address:

Tactile Games Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Tactile Games Terms of Service P1 Highlights 

• Word Count: 5832 (P1 3500) 
• Abrition Agreement: Yes 
• Tactile Games can delete your account if it is inactive for more than 120 days 
• Tactile Games grants it user’s a license to access their content. User’s don’t buy anything. 
• Tactile Games relies on users connecting their Facebook accounts as a means to sync a game across devices and as a way to back up a game.

RadioPublic Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

RadioPublic Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count:1777
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• RadioPublic can remove any content they want from their service for any reason. 
• If you’re outside the United States, you consent to letting RadioPublic transfer, store, and process your information (including your personal information and content) in and out of the United States.
• You are responsible for the content you are publishing. This means you assume all risks related to it, including someone else’s reliance on its accuracy, or claims relating to intellectual property or other legal rights. (Podcaster Program Terms)

Imgur Terms of Use. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

Imgur Terms of Use Highlights:

• Word Count: 1842 
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• Alan Schaaf Imgur CEO is the POC for any DMCA takedown notices 
• A person must have fun when using any of Imgurs services

Apple iOS 13 Terms of Service. Last updated on June 25th, 2019. Narrated by Paul Miller. 

Apple iOS 13 Terms of Service Highlights 

• Word Count: 5670
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• New Word Learned: Contemporaneous - existing or occurring in the same period of time. 
• iMessage - Apple may hold your messages in encrypted form for a limited period of time in order to ensure delivery (Section 4). 
• Apple Maps - By using Maps, you agree and consent to Apple’s and its subsidiaries’ and agents’ transmission, collection, maintenance, processing, and use of this information, to provide and improve the Maps features and service, and other Apple products and services (Section 5 (d)). 
• Photos - Sharing or syncing photos through your device may cause metadata, including where and when the photo was taken, and depth information, to be transmitted with the photos (Section 5(i)). 
• For whatever reason if a person didn’t want to use Google Search as their default search engine in Safari they have the options for Yahoo to be the default but only in select countries (Section 16). 
• Apple software isn’t intended to power nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic control, life support or weapon systems. 

Read the full Terms of Service here: https://www.apple.com/legal/sla/docs/iOS13_iPadOS13.pdf

You can find Paul at https://paul.lol or on Twitter @futurepaul

Twitter Terms of Service. Effective June 18th 2020. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Twitter Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count: 3203 
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• Twitter has two different TOS agreements. One that is specific to the EU, EFTA States and the UK. And a second one for the rest of the world. 
• Twitter isn’t responsible for any content that is posted on their platform, the person who posted the content is responsible and owns the content rights. 
• Twitter reserves the right to remove content that violates their user agreement.
• When using the Twitter service you maybe (definitely will be) exposed to content that you might find offensive, harmful or inappropriate. 

Read the full Terms of Service here: https://twitter.com/en/tos

Tonight you will be listening to the Google Terms of Service. Effective March 31, 2020. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

Google Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count: 3860
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• Interesting Word: Merchantability - Salable; of quality and type ordinarily acceptable among vendors and buyers. 
• Google acknowledges no one reads the Terms of Service: We know it’s tempting to skip these Terms of Service, but it’s important to establish what you can expect from us as you use Google services, and what we expect from you.
• Google recently updated their Terms of Service and completely reformatted the design to be more consumer friendly. It's a step in the right direction.
• Users own the IP rights to the reviews they submit through the Google Maps product
• Users can turn off ad personalization features on Google by going to the Ads Settings page. 
• These Terms of Service are Google's general Terms of Service. Each of Google’s individual products have their own specific Terms of Service users should read.

Tonight you will be listening to the Quibi Terms of Service. Last Updated on May 6th, 2020. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

Quibi Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count: 6198 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• New Word: Tortious - constituting a tort; wrongful. 
• Quibi explicitly calls out in section 1 (registration) users are not allowed to use a password for the Quibi service that is already in use on another service. 
• Similar to Disney, Quibi gives users a license to access content, not ownership. 
• Based on section 6 (voting) Quibi is/will be making some of their content interactive.
• Section 2 (subscriptions) has an interesting call out about Quibi’s fee structure. They are able to charge users for new features, content or additions to the App that may be made available from time to time. Makes you wonder what they are working on. 
• Apple is a 3rd party beneficiary of Quibi’s terms of service and has its own section within the TOS (section 25). Basically, section 25 calls out what Apple is and isn’t responsible for when a person uses the Quibi service. 

Read the full Terms of Service here: https://quibi.com/terms-of-service/

Tonight you will be listening to the Disney Terms of Use. Last update on April 14th, 2020. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

Disney Terms of Use Highlights: 

• Word Count: 6617
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Disney explains the impact of arbitration on consumers very clearly: YOU ARE GIVING UP THE RIGHT TO LITIGATE A DISPUTE IN COURT BEFORE A JUDGE OR JURY.
• The Passwords and Security clause states you aren’t allowed to share your Disney account information with anyone: You agree that you will not share your account or account information with others. You are responsible for taking reasonable steps to maintain the confidentiality of your username and password, and you are responsible for all activities under your account that you can reasonably control.
• You are buying access not ownership of Disney’s products. When you purchase a product from Disney you are buying a license to access the product: This is a license agreement and not an agreement for sale or assignment of any rights in the Disney Products.
• Disney subscription products (cough cough Disney+) will auto renew on your payment method: By signing up for a subscription, you agreed that your subscription will be automatically renewed and, unless you cancel your subscription, you authorized us to charge your payment method for the renewal term.

Read the full Disney Terms of Use here: https://disneytermsofuse.com/english/

Tonight you will be listening to the Netflix Terms of Use. Last update on April 24th, 2019. Narrated by Scott Elchison. Originally released for Podapalooza.

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Netflix Terms of Use Highlights: 

• Word count 4147
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• New Word Learned: PURPORTED 
• appearing or stated to be true, though not necessarily so; alleged "the purported marriage was void"
• If you are traveling and have download content be careful if/when you connect your device, you may lose access to your downloaded content. 
• Some Offline Titles may not be playable in certain countries and if you go online in a country where you would not be able to stream that Offline Title, the Offline Title will not be playable while you are in that country
• Netflix actually explains what arbitration means/is rather clearly.  
• Arbitration uses a neutral arbitrator instead of a judge or jury, allows for more limited discovery than in court, and is subject to very limited review by courts. Arbitrators can award the same damages and relief that a court can award and nothing in this Arbitration Agreement shall be interpreted as limiting any non-waivable statutory rights. 
• You need to send an physical letter by certified mail to file a claim (it can’t be an email but Netflix can email you)

Read the full Netflix Terms of Use here: https://help.netflix.com/legal/termsofuse

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Zoom Terms of Service narrated by Scott Elchison.

Zoom Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word count 3915 
• Zoom has an arbitration clause 
• Zoom has a No Warranty clause. This disclaimer serves to release the seller or producer (Zoom) from legal liability for product failures or defects. In Zoom’s case this also includes security. Yikes. 
• ZOOM, ITS AFFILIATES, SUPPLIERS AND RESELLERS MAKE NO WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION REGARDING THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THE SERVICES, REGARDING THE ACCURACY OR RELIABILITY OF ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED THROUGH THE SERVICES OR THAT THE SERVICES WILL MEET ANY USER'S REQUIREMENTS, OR BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE OR ERROR FREE.
• Zoom’s Termination clause is hysterical. If at any time you are not happy with the services, your sole remedy is to cease using the services and follow their termination process. 

Read the full Terms of Service here: https://zoom.us/terms

Facebook's Terms of Service narrated by Scott Elchison.

Facebook Terms of Service Highlights:

• Word Count: 4054
• Facebook doesn’t have an arbitration clause. 
• You can have your Facebook account memorialized upon death or incapacity (but not disappearance. All my Tiger King fans out there know what's good). 
• When you delete content on Facebook, it’s no longer visible to other users, however it may continue to exist elsewhere on Facebook’s systems because immediate deletion is not possible due to technical limitations. If this is the case your content will be deleted within a maximum of 90 days from when you delete it. 
• Your content may also not be deleted if the content you are trying to delete has been used by others in accordance with the license you grant to Facebook when you agree to their terms of service and that person has not deleted the content. 
• You give Facebook permission to use your name, profile picture and information about actions you have taken on Facebook next to or in connection with ads, offers, and other sponsored content that Facebook displays across their Products, without any compensation to you.
• Always ask yourself how a company makes money before agreeing to your next terms of service agreement. It is a simple question that will help you better understand if you are a consumer of a product or the product that is being sold.

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