We present the Brownload today with full on garlic breath - And we’re not sorry!  Kej is back from his boys trip to the home of arts and culture: Benidorm! Sach and I went in a road trip together which we used as therapy for dealing with you know who! And while we’re on the subject of things that annoy you… we’re talking about “that person” we all have in our lives who tries to throw in big words into conversations! Everyone knows one of them…

Can everyone stop going on about the London Marathon! Sach has had enough of people going on about their training and timings! Nobody cares (apart from Kej). Kej has been hanging out with celebrities (debatable!) and I’ve been hanging around in mens toilets getting way too close and personal!

Easter, Eid, Vaisakhi, Passover … all done! Welcome back to reality! Is it us, or is it cold!? Apparently there’s a heatwave coming? Bring it on! We’re chatting about the latest Andrex advert as well as my train journey dilemma! What would you have done? Plus we’ll bring you up to date with the things we’ve watched and the gems we’ve learnt!

We’re in the garage talking Storms, Morocco and Vaisakhi! I was hosting the big Sikh celebrations in Trafalgar Square for the Mayor while Kej was running half marathons! He's annoyed that brown people didn’t sponsor him - We debated why that is! Plus Sach is worried about the superstitions around the Lunar Eclipse! What does it all mean?

What a Podcast we’ve got for you! I probably should apologise in advance because we rushed this one, simply because our bellies were dictating the length of this episode! One of us is struggling to adjust to the clocks changing and we’re complaining about "having" to do family stuff during the Easter break! Turns out one of us likes, going to art galleries… Yeah right!??

Welcome to the Brownest load of podcast bakwaas anywhere in the world! I’m away at the moment with the family for Easter and I’ve had a few encounters which I’d like to share with everyone! Sach is facing new experiences in Mc Donalds and Kej is suffering from a case of mistaken identity! But I think it’s easy for him to get mistaken for this person! Hit play and find out who and what we're chatting about!

We really are living in a world where Ed Sheeran is performing with Diljit Dosanjh and we have a missing Princess! That’s reality! Bonkers! Plus I’m bumping into people awkwardly, Sach isn’t smiling at anyone he meets and Kej is faking conversations in the underground! Plus, I got given a class on how NOT to eat a samosa by Mylo Sandhu!

We just had to discuss “that photo”!! The Royal Family, Mother’s Day picture which has got all of the country talking! Plus Sach is back from Dubai which I love cos he always brings some wicked Middle Eastern munchies! There’s also a bit of Donald Trump, some Boxing and a dose of all round joy (despite the list about the worlds most depressing countries!)

How could we not dedicate this podcast to the biggest wedding in the history of the human race! That Ambani wedding which had Rihanna, all three Khans, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates attending! The stories coming out of the Gujarat are mind blowing and we are obsessed! Plus, Sach is back in Dubai (I know … again!!) and Kej and I have been to the cinema (not together thank Gawwwd!)

We’re reminiscing! Pankaj Udhas has passed away and whilst we never met him, we grew up listening to his music! So there’s a Pankaj big up in the podcast as well as Sach and I on a night out, with Kej on a separate industry event! (We didn’t plan it that way … of course not!! 😉) Plus I’m catering for 40 people, a staff member has been sacked for taking left over catering food and are you ready to take on Hayfever? It’s coming early!

We’re analysing the world in the way that only we can! Brownload style!  I’ve been filming today for my new cooking show “Desi Beat” on Colors Tv (available to watch all across the world!) … and I’m wondering why I’ve never heard of a ‘Dabeli”? Sach has got a stiffy and it’s moving around at night! You’ll hear him explain what’s happened… And Kej is sniffing the staff at restaurants! Let’s just say he’s not getting the waft he wants! Enjoy the podcast my beautiful Brownloaders!

It went down over the weekend! The big performance where all eyes were on the superstar entertaining a packed arena … no, not the Super Bowl! We’re talking about the incredible Shreya Goshal and her All Hearts tour in London! That lady could teach Usher and Alicia a thing or two! Plus we’re talking comfort food and the dishes we eat that make us feel loved with pure joy!

Poonam is alive! But was the Pandey’s stunt good or bad? We have a little discussion around that plus we’re talking about the controversy of Butter Chicken, Valentines gifts from Greggs, and the future which is all about goggles! Get ready for a full on dose of Brownload bakwaas!

Have you heard the way some social media chefs are talking over their recipes? It’s got us talking! Plus I’ve got an issue with all the Filmfare stuff I’m seeing, Sach did a DJ set for TalkSPORT and Kej has introduced us to the trend (popular amongst Hollywood stars) of eating while in the shower - Insane!

I am well aware that we are in danger of sounding like some old men, moaning about the weather and travel… But that has seriously dominated our entire lives over the last few days! Sach is back from Gujarat… And in true Sach style, he’s brought some foreign snacks for us to try! Flavours and variations from the motherland that we’ve never experienced before! We’re also talking about toast… It turns out, how you butter yours says loads about you! Enjoy!

There's a snow bomb in town and we are freezing our chaddies off... So Sachin has run off to the Gujarat and Simon Sandhu steps in. We're talking winter smells, Zayn Malik and random things we find our parents doing around the house!

Sach is in Gujarat visiting his grandmother but controversially staying in a hotel rather than risking the overly firm family bed on offer! Kej and I are freezing back here in the UK… But exciting news is that Rishi Sunak has been in touch with Kej! What could he possibly want? All will be revealed when you hit play … go on then!

Happy New Year! We’re flying into 2024 with a full analysis of Xmas and New Year festivities! As always, we see the world a little different from others, so check out what we made of the holidays season! Plus there’s a storm across the UK which isn’t to be mistaken with the wind coming from one of us! Hit play and enjoy! 

Who says the Brownload is just nonsense? Who says it’s just three guys talking about silly stuff!? We are so much more than that! It’s the home of facts! So welcome to this special episode which is all the best “things we learnt” over 2023! Perfect for dropping into conversation with your friends and family over the holidays! This podcast will officially make you smarter! Hit play and enjoy!

Tis the season to be jolly! But Kej turned up at my house on a mission to offend everyone! And he was successful! Sach is annoyed at Christmas (did you really expect anything else?) and in trying to do my bit on being a happy, supportive, festive father! But it’s hard when ur Mrs books random things for everyone to do as a family! Merry Xmas you beautiful Brownloaders - Enjoy the podcast!

It’s been an action packed week! Despite illnesses including the flu & Covid… We’ve soldiered on through our social and working requirements! But now, we’re sharing our pain with you lot: our lovely Brownloaders! There was the party for Zoya Akhtars’ The Archies, my solo comedy show, Kej and Sach at their staff Xmas party, the Brownload 5th Birthday party, quiz nights, tv shows and more!

What a weekend it’s been! I was hosting the Rewind tour in Birmingham, Wembley and Leeds with Kumar Sanu (my new bestie!), Udit Narayan and Abhijeet Bhattacharya! Kej and Sach came to the Wembley Arena show but had some ticket issues! I upset some dancers in my attempt to be funny, we’re all feeling freezing cold and it’s time to put your Xmas tree up! You done yours? 

For all those coming to our 5th birthday party - the details are: Namaste Lounge on Friday 8th December from 10pm (DM the Brownload on Instagram to get your name on the guest list and don’t forget to bring I.D!) See you there!

Big up Kingfisher for this one! Are you like us? Is there certain food you won’t order in a restaurant cos “you can make it at home cheaper”? Kej and Sach have been at a Diwali event held at Lords cricket ground… well technically Sach went to two parties that night - You’ll soon find out how! There’s naan issues, squid games and benefits to all our used pakora oil !! If you haven’t already, check out the Brownload Instagram for funny videos of the podcast and all our upcoming events! @thebrownload

What a week! Some of the encounters with people I met just had to be shared in this episode! Plus wise-man Sach is back from Dubai bearing gifts! David Beckham was in India for the cricket while Kej watched it with an annoying uncle!  Don't forget about our 5th birthday celebrations on the 8th of December - Slide into our Instagram DMs or email (hello@thebrownload.com) to get on the guest list! 

The rockets and fireworks were all out this weekend! Anyone else notice that Diwali had more pataka action than 5th November!? Today we’re chatting about a new pop up Desi radio station from Virgin, Santas grotto, ice skating and Xmas food vs Diwali food! All of this coming your way when hit play!

Happy Diwali! The snacks are out along with the Kingfisher beers!  We all brought a dish… well sort of! I made paneer, Sach brought homemade spring rolls and Kej brought something that definitely lacked crunch! Plus we’re talking about fireworks night, swearing in public, and the Kings speech! Crack open a cold one and enjoy!

Another packed Brownload coming your way! We’re talking about our 5th birthday party, which is happening very soon alongside the big Tyson Fury fight and the London Indian film festival! I was watching a film there with Paul Chowdhary… Let’s just say it didn’t go to plan! And find out what Kej was doing when he hurt his back in the bathroom!

What a week! I’ve been celebrating the legends behind Goodness Gracious Me while Kej has been witnessing a musical icon at her very best and Sach has got a new found love for a Gujarati queen! Plus pumpkin picking is surely the biggest scam going!! Enjoy the podcast and don’t forget to put the 8th December in your diaries for the Brownload's 5th birthday party at Namaste Lounge! It’s free entry on guest-list - (email your names to hello@thebrownload.com) Don’t worry, Kej will not be on the harmonium but Sach will be on the decks! Let’s go!

Happy Navratri folks… Guess who’s getting ready to polish their dandiya? And… Guess who’s in a bad mood cos he’s tired from Dj’ing? And and and… Guess who’s come up with a new way of playing Guess who? Plus we’re talking about the weekend of sporting activities along with how a simple hum of a tune can make you feel good! Hit play and let the Brownload feel good factor flow!

Who would have thought the passport office could provide so much drama for Sach! Kej is schmoozing with the Scherzinger - Which led me to confess something I once said about her! We’re talking about KFC’s new fries, Heinz Desi baked beans and what is a Guppa (as in Gol!)    Enjoy the podcast … maybe with a cold Kingfisher beer! Get 15% off your first order at wanderlustdrinkscompany.com and type in the code: “Brownload” at the checkout. 

Dj Emirates … I mean, Dj Sachy is in Dubai (again!) so we’re all online for this one! Find out what I thought of 50 Cent in Amsterdam last week and also why a picture of Kej was being passed around on social media - Something smells dodgy to me! There’s celebrity friends, the best breads in the world and the pressures on to deliver top notch “things we’ve learnt”!

Fresh out the van and into the Brownload fire! I’ve been grafting around London with a narrow miss from some drama … meanwhile Sach and I are still doing our victory parade following the weekends “Shine Walk” for Cancer Research. Kej’s got news about the little joys in life that make us feel good (like having a kingfisher beer!) and what age we actually become adults (and it aint 18!)

This one was recorded infront of a live audience in Kings Cross, London! What a great crowd! We absolutely love doing the podcast with all the noise and rabble from our Brownloaders! We’re discussing the new indian iPhone as well Aliens in Mexico and Greggs’ new menu!

We just had the hottest day of the year so far in September! How did that happen? We all dealt with the heat in our own way! Sach was moaning, I was sweating and Kej was leaving us drunk voicenotes! Plus we’re talking about the big news this week that a prisoner escaped from jail and waiters asking restaurant go-ers to clean up their own kids’ mess! Loads going on in this weeks podcast - so hurry up and get listening!

Yeah, we’re just three guys reflecting our “British Bharatian" roots!  Really? India is changing its name? We had to discuss that, plus Sachin is actually happy about the customer service he received from Sky and Kej and I were the only Desis on the beach and in the park! It felt weird! And we’re talking heatwave, comfy crocs and the things we’ve watched and learnt! It’s a goodun!    Also - just wanna say Happy Birthday to our boy Sach who’s 36 today! Have a great one you absolute legend!

This one felt jam packed! It always happens after we’ve not seen each other in a while... It’s like we’ve got TOO much to say to each other! We’re all back fresh from holidays and time off, talking about travels, India’s moon landings and the future of Pizza Hut!

Back together, sort of! Kej has been in Portugal, I’m still in Canada and Sach is holding it all together back in the UK! We’re talking about all the things we’ve seen on our travels, as well as the Adnan Sami concert and the rising costs of cheese slices!

Simon Sandhu (my cousin brother) sits in on the podcast instead of Kej! So we were allowed (by my wife) to record this episode INSIDE the house! What a treat to sit at the kitchen table again and talk about weddings, how loud the music is (I know … we’re getting old!) and my generosity with a homeless person backfiring on me! Enjoy the Kej free podcast!

Someone’s suddenly got into Barbie! I’m not saying who, but it’s the one that jumps on every band wagon going! Sach has got news about how an airline dealt with hungry passengers when they realised all their in-flight meals were off! We’re also talking weddings, 2000 year old curries and the top 25 TV shows ever!

We’re all over the place … maybe it’s because the weather can’t make its mind up, maybe it’s the B.O I’ve been exposed to, Kej’s Mums dhokla or Sach getting bad breath forced into his face! We’re also discussing Twitter's new name and we’ve got a competition to give away Adnan Sami tickets for Leeds, London and Birmingham this August 11th, 12th & 13th. Check out the Brownload on Instagram to enter now before it too late!

I was Macaulay Culkin this weekend and didn’t know what to do with myself! The weather was changing its mind more than I do in a buffet queue and there’s a new Wimbledon mens champion who’s just a baby! So that got us thinking … what had we achieved by the age of 20? Plus Sach has got news of a new way of travelling to Japan and Kej doesn’t want any surprises on his restaurant bill : 8 dollar band chor! It’ll all make sense when you hear the episode!

What is Threads? Well, luckily for all of us, the social media bandwagoner (Kej) has clearly invented the new online platform and is therefore in full endorsement mode as he explains how great it is! Sach and I aren’t convinced! Maybe I was feeling negative after my first comedy walk out (that’s right … two audience members left half way thru my show !) Also, 50 Cent is going to India later this year and Sach has got a little remix he could try singing!

Hi there … mountain ranger Sandhu here! Fresh from my Ben Nevis climb where I missed all the controversy around the Ashes and Johnny Bairstow! Kej and Sach fill me in as we chat about all the times we’ve cheated at stuff! Plus there’s talk of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elon Musk and holiday islands that are banning you from using your phone! (Unless you’re listening to the Brownload of course!)

This isn’t just any Brownload episode, it’s the one where we announce that we have sold all our tickets to our live show at the London Podcast festival 2023! All the seats were nabbed in 3 days so thanks so much for that! We’re also talking about Glastonbury and Kej is moaning about why Desis can’t do their own one! Sach is more worried about the smell of the festival and I’m using this episode as therapy for my issue with milk lids!

Imagine a woolly mammoth combined with the Burj Al Arab? Massive right?? Well that’s how big our news is … we’ve got something very exciting to share!! Plus Sach is no longer struck by Hayfever, im exposing myself to be struck by cold temperatures and Kej is getting star struck at a party! And my big idea this week is about a new type of crisp they need to do! It’s a genius idea (well, it was thought of by me!) and I’m sure I’m not alone on loving these particular crisps! And Kej has got some revelations about what your favourite fast food says about you!

The sun’s out and I’ve lost all knowledge of what’s going on in the world! What champions league match? What soccer aid? I’m oblivious! Sach is busy being named in National newspapers for his celebrity Dj’ing skills (he’s not on Page 3, don’t worry!) And Kej is getting drunk calls from men which he absolutely loves! He actually tells us why he misses the late night phone chats with his fellas!

What a podcast! Loads of different things discussed: like how the bill for dinner is split, buying rounds of drinks, putting toothpaste on your brush, sexy team sports and Neha Kakkar’s new song! Get involved with the chat and drop us a message: hello@thebrownload.com or message us on Instagram @thebrownload

May we begin by saluting the legend that sadly passed: Tina Turner! What a lady … Who was loved by Desis! Plus we chat about some backstage antics whilst I hosted the Gurdas Masn concerts and there’s talk of Paneer and Ice cream! And … I hate to be a snitch, but two out of three of us did our homework that was set last week … find out who didn’t! Enjoy Brownloading!

The sun is shining for National Sandwich week and while we may have started this podcast moaning and being negative, we all come good by the end! There’s a few toilet issues to discuss too! To stand or not to stand, that is the question!

This one’s full of failures, first aid courses and falling out over the temperature of meaty balls! Sach is back from Dubai to a culture shock in the UK and Kej’s “things we’ve learnt” is enough to put you off … everything in life! #blamekej - Still, at least the suns out! Hit play and enjoy!

Apologies for not giving you your fix of The Brownload last week! We have read all your messages of complaint! You’ll hear the reasons why we missed it in this episode. Plus we’re hailing our new King, Sach is watching from Dubai while Kej is suffering from R.A (hit play to find out what that is!) And I’ve been all over the UK hosting concerts and racing women on the underground.

The alarms are going off! Somethings happening but we don’t know what! We talk about the nationwide Armageddon alarm, the Kings coronation and the ultimate dunk contest: which involves biscuits, not basketballs!

We’re springing into action with talk of Diljit Dosanjh at Coachella, Britains Got Talent and some frustrating contestants on Family Fortunes! Plus Barahmastra is on TV … you might here me mention it once or four times! Find out why when you listen to the podcast and head to our Instagram (@thebrownload) this week to watch the video that “they” didn’t want you to see!

Loved recording this weeks podcast! Lots of chat about food and sweet treats! Never a bad conversation! We even debated which religion has the most sugar based naughtiness to consume in the name of “tradition”! Sach has had a quiet Easter weekend, I’ve been looking after a dog and Kej has got news for anyone who likes to sing in public!

We’re at Kej’s house for this episode of the Brownload! The Gujarati hospitality is on point with more crunchy snacks than a Walkers factory! Last time I was here, I was sozzled! So, today we’re talking about hanging with Sonu Nigam (or not as the case may be!) as well as food, pets in zoom calls and more robot AI stuff (blame Kej!)

We’ve got all the senses covered in this weeks podcast! Alcoholic pasta sauce to taste, smelling other peoples sweat, seeing Bollywood celebs in the UK (if they're actually even here!) and touching - by dancing with older women while listening to inappropriate songs! Only on the Brownload!

How can you get annoyed with Mother’s Day? Sach ain’t got no time for the Instagram people posting pictures of the woman that gave them life! Kej’s supermarket conveyor belt dividers are splitting the nation and I’ve got great news for all the good looking Indians out there! So hit play and let us tickle you in places you’ve never had tickled before!

Gary Lineker is all over the press for his comments and the BBC don’t like it! Funnily enough, we had something to say about all that! Plus Sach has got the low down on a new gadget for your phones which will mean that people can get lippy like never before! And kej wants to know why Desis don’t do cruise ships!

Happy Holi everyone! So, I’ve been hosting colourful events with lots of “hands on” people! Kej is causing trouble at the Tesco tills and Sach isn’t happy with the levels of customer service at his Dentist! Plus we debate whether couples should order the same two dishes when they’re in restaurants! I have some strong opinions here! What’s the point in ordering two of the same thing? Then you can’t share 50:50 and try something different! Let me know what you think - drop us a DM @thebrownload on Instagram or email hello@thebrownload.com

Kaiseh ho Brownloaders? We are busting our Hindi in this episode even though none of us have grown up speaking it! It’s all because of a new tv show I’m hosting on Colors! Plus Sach has got issues around the do’s and don’ts at the gym and Kej has got the list of the top ten food on the planet!

We love the old school! This one’s filled with a whole bag of nostalgia! From LL Cool Singh to Opal Fruits! We’re taking it back! But that didn’t stop Kej going on about the future and Chat GPT! Sach is educating us on what we can and can’t say after Roald Dahl books are getting re-edited! If you’re triggered by anything you hear … or you just wanna correct any of us, then email: hello@thebrownload.com

What a week for live shows! There was Rihanna at the NFL halftime show and the legendary Brits! We’re looking back at them along with the rules around eating in bed! Sach is in Dubai still, I’m at home and Kej stopped the podcast half way thru because someone more important showed up!

Chocolate abroad always tasted a little funky! So while Sach is in Dubai, he was asked to bring some of the good stuff from the UK … and he didn’t want to! Find out why! Plus Kej has all the news about Chat GPT which we tested for it’s desi-ness! The results will blow your mind!

History is being made! There’s a desi drive-thru that’s just opened up which we had to discuss as well as what to do when you get someone mixed up with someone else! Behsti!! Plus there’s supermarket queuing techniques and it turns out, I’ve got the dirtiest shins out of us three! Find out why!

How cold is it? Sach was in for a shock when he returned from his travels to sub zero temperatures! Kej can’t stop running his fingers around my honey pot! And i had an issue with no-show socks at a party! Plus we’re talking about Indian nachos, 93 year olds getting married and dipping your samosas in tea!! Whaaaaat?

Sach has turned into the Gujarati Mary Poppins as he flies kites with strangers in the motherland! Kej has got breaking news from Sony and the release of something called a “Walkman” …. I’m too young to know what that is! 😂 And you’ll be glad to know my hearing is fixed and my back is better after free advice from a caring listener! Plus there’s lots of things to watch and some cracking things we learnt!

While I’m stiffening up in the greatest city in the world (officially!) Sach is loosening up to the ways of Gujarat and Kej is getting “icky icky” (junglist massive!) We’re catching up online whilst Sach is abroad for the next two weeks but as always, there’s essential information to be shared in the things we learnt and the antics of Desi people in Surat!

Welcome to 2023! Something is definitely different about this year! Kej is the positive one and Sach and I have turned into the moaners! We analyse our festive break, the Harry and Meghan documentary gets reluctantly discussed and someone’s not a fan of Will Smith anymore!

If you’re looking for some smug facts or conversation starters, then this is the podcast for you!It’s a load of our favourite fun facts that we throw in at the end of every podcast! These are the things that life doesn’t teach you so it all falls on our brown shoulders! Soak up the knowledge and enjoy!

In our final podcast of the year, we are talking about the World Cup final alongside my trip to Paris… Let’s just say the Disney Magic was not being felt by the Sandhu family! Sach left Kej at their work Christmas party and he managed to leave an impression on his colleagues! Plus there’s gut advice for eating over Christmas and we’re questioning Deepika Padukone's outfit choice!

Brrrrrrr!!! That’s not me making Panjabi sounds, that’s how cold it is! With the snow, us being out the World Cup and all the strikes … you’re gonna need this podcast to cheer you up! Plus there’s talk of Christmas shopping, night bus drama and which one of us has got so many tabs open on their phone that it gives someone else anxiety!

If you’re not feeling festive, get a dose of this episode! We’re talking Christmas decorations, dinners and presents! Plus there’s a Dishoom debate and King Charles at a Gurdwara in Luton! It’s all happening in this slightly longer than usual podcast! Hit play and come hang out with your Brownload boys!

The boys have come over to mine and eaten something they’ve never had together before! Plus we’re reminiscing over Blockbusters and party food! Also, someone called Kej “sweet” … huh?? I’d call him many things! “Sweet” isn’t one of them! Sach has got doorbell issues and the things we learnt are pretty impressive! Enjoy!

There’s some proper travel issues for all of us! Trains, planes and automobile problems! Plus, Sach has been schmoozing with A-listers on a Yacht in Abu Dhabi! We also chat about why the BBC didn’t show the opening ceremony of the World Cup? We feel cheated! And there’s chocolate matters, egg shortages and giant Toblerones!

Who recognises which kids show the title of this weeks podcast is from? Sach was too young to know but Kej and I reminisced over the childrens classic! But our superstar Dj (that’s Sach … definitely not Kej) is in Dubai to Dj for the Formula One, Kej is obviously over playing the Bollywood wedding he was invited to and I can’t get away from Sandhus! They’re everywhere!

Ok ok … We know we’ve got some explaining to do as to why we missed last week's Brownload shift! We address that as well as our weekend of let downs and the most amazing Asian concert in years: The Rewind Tour! Plus there’s calls from India and our review of the new series on ITV: I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

A moment in history folks! We have an Indian Prine Minister on Diwali! Let’s hope he does the job! We’re celebrating Mr Sunak, talking about our festive celebrations and Kej’s got news about the power of smiling! Sach brings a story about an issue that unfolded on the train … what would you have done? And I don’t get Instagram reels with massive stickers on them - It makes no sense to me! Enjoy the podcast folks!

Loads in this weeks episode! The worlds falling apart so Kej escaped to the Meta offices, Sach has been hanging with Freshers and I’m not my wife’s type! Plus we’re talking Diwali and the new Apple series set in Mumbai, Shantaram

I’m trying to take Garba into a new era and these two ain’t feeling my idea! Plus we’re talking late night Greggs, electric blankets to keep you warm and Kej’s professional observations of Liz Hurley!

So much to fill you in on! I’m sure you’re wondering if Kej crossed the finish line at the London Marathon? Find out what it was like along with Sach and his night off from Dj'ing and my dilemma of trying to be a “good Desi boy” or should I have confronted an aunty? Plus there’s talk of “deep fakes” and things you should never do in a cafe! Don’t forget to email us with anything that triggers you to comment! (Good or bad!) hello@thebrownload.com

Big up Sach having just done his half marathon and good luck to Kej for the upcoming full 26 mile London marathon this weekend! There’s feelings of “maranoia” in the podcast as we discuss our life events and wonder what life would be like with us as Prime minister!

Oh my gawwwd! All these years and we didn’t know something about Sach! How different his life could have been if he followed his passion from school! Plus we’re talking about the Queens funeral, Kanye West and Kej’s killer chutney!

With the Queens passing, we reflected on her legendary status in our own Brownload kinda way! Plus Kej is only 3 weeks away from running the marathon and things are getting serious, I’m driving puke covered drunk people around and Sach is enjoying my misery as he said, “now you know how I feel having to deal with you lot when you’re drunk!” It’s all getting a bit emotional! Enjoy!

We’ve got a new Prime minister … but it’s not the Desi one! Kej has done a half marathon and regrets listening to the Brownload through it! Plus Sach is noticing that the world is kicking off and people are rebelling everywhere and I did a voiceover to a new Netflix cartoon which inspired a new singing game! (If only we had a radio show to play it on!) And we’re talking Monopoly tactics as well as Japanese antics! It’s packed full of laughs … so enjoy!

We’re all back online together! Kej is having a moan and a rant (so nothing new there!) and I’m feeling like a bit of a party pooper! Sach isn’t convinced about Bank holidays and the plan is for England to have more of them! Plus we talk about Saturday night telly and the return of a hit show! So get on your lycra leotards, grab your pogo sticks … 3, 2, 1 … hit play!

Kej is away so rather than let you down, it’s just the two of us on this weeks podcast! We didn’t miss him one little bit! (Okay okay … maybe a little!) We’re talking doubles and where our lookalikes might be, the Fringe festival and Sach has got Covid but hasn’t got Covid … if you know what I mean!

Is it gonna rain? Where are these mad floods? We’re ready and waiting … but in the meantime we discuss how we like our food at weddings, the rising costs of living and Sach doesn’t like it when Dhols are played over English songs! Plus there’s things we’ve watched and recommend as well as the little “nuggets” of new information that we want to share with you!

We're back and we were inundated with messages from angry Brownloaders for last weeks' no show podcast - The person to blame is revealed and a public apology is issued! Plus Tommy talks about his time in Canada, Kej brings a new sport (if you can call it that) to the table & Money Saving Sach has a tip for those price rises - Enjoy! 

Apologies in advance if anyone is reminded of their nightmare train journeys from this podcast! I had a testing time on my way back from Bradford to London! Kej jumped on the bandwagon and moaned about Tesco delivery and Sach is unhappy about people touching him in nightclubs! (I’ll let him explain that one!) Plus we’re talking about those Ranveer Singh pictures, Love Island and the big Neighbours finale!

This one goes down in history! Recorded on the hottest day in the record books … EVER! And we got a little heated in our discussion about new revelations from BMW! Is it me, or does their new idea not make any sense? Kej and Sach disagree with me! Plus there’s talk about Rishi Sunak and whether he’s Gujarati or not, sunbeds on holiday and my review of the new Buzz Lightyear movie! Email us: hello@thebrownload.com or message The Brownload on Instagram!

Is it hot enough for ya? With the heatwave going on, guess which one of us three has taken the time to do “fan research”? We also wonder if the country will be more Desi under Rishi Sunak as Prime minister and Sach was asked some pretty personal questions when he gave blood! Plus I’ve got painful memories from Canada’s Wonderland … maybe I should take a stand and boycott the place! Find out why!

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Get ready for another garage session! No, not Kej’s Bhangra Garage brunch idea again … a catch up in my garage! We’ve got breaking news on two Brown people leaving Boris! Sach is back from Dubai without anyone falling over infront of him and has anyone noticed how much spreadable butter costs nowadays! It’s a direct hit to the desi market - we love our butter! That and loads more - get listening!

Sach is away in Dubai on a trip - but he’s not the only one tripping! Kej is getting compliments from random old people as he goes running and I’ve been hosting “India day” in Milton Keynes where someone was serving shoulder pads … to eat! Plus it’s always nice to give compliments where they’re due so you’ll hear about how I tried to spread a little love at Macdonalds! Now get listening and go tell your friends to subscribe to The Brownload too! Cheers!

The heat is on and we are in my sweaty garage … too close for comfort! Particularly as Kej has the lurgy! We’re talking sunbathing naked, eating without plates and bins that do sexy talk! Ooh wee! A massive thanks to everyone who’s been messaging us too! We love hearing from you: either slide into our DM’s on Instagram or email us: hello@thebrownload.com

The heatwave is here and so is the hayfever attack! (Or is it just a cold or even covid? - No one really knows!) We talk about robots now having feelings and birthday parties when we were kids, (well 2 in 3 of us celebrated them anyway!) Enjoy!

It feels like about a month and twenty days since we last saw each other! Great to be back in the garage again after a few weeks apart! Lots to catch up on about our holidays and time abroad, the Jubilee celebrations and an update on career developments for the woman who sells her farts! You only get important conversations like this on the Brownload!

There’s more to the humble thaal than what meets the eye! I love ‘em cos they’re nicely sectioned off pockets of food! So does Kej - we share the thaal love! Sach on the other hand, is a hater! Find out why! Plus we’re talking sandwiches, lottery winning and the things we’ve seen on the telly. This one’s guaranteed to put a doubley big smile on your face! Which is all well and good cos we’re not here next week (off on holiday to top up the brown in our load … we’ll be back in a fortnight to compare tan lines!)

Even though we technically lost at the Eurovision, we’re still feeling like winners! I’m not sure the new German burgers are winning me over though! Kej reveals the new Desi sounding supermarket and an app to help you make your way around a cheeseboard like a boss! Surely we need an Indian food equivalent? Plus, what colour is your front door and what does that say about you?

Travelling can be interesting! You can meet some right strange ones (particularly in London!) Kej and I had some unusual encounters while Sach is still on the mend! You can catch Sach in the next “Don’t delay, claim today” campaign! (Probably!)

Plus you’ll learn a lot about your colleagues with Kej’s question and how you hold your phone says a lot about you!

It all definitely got a bit serious this week! Sach tells us why no-one is allowed to laugh, Kej wants to live in space & we talk about snitches at work! Enjoy!