Can everyone stop going on about the London Marathon! Sach has had enough of people going on about their training and timings! Nobody cares (apart from Kej). Kej has been hanging out with celebrities (debatable!) and I’ve been hanging around in mens toilets getting way too close and personal!

Easter, Eid, Vaisakhi, Passover … all done! Welcome back to reality! Is it us, or is it cold!? Apparently there’s a heatwave coming? Bring it on! We’re chatting about the latest Andrex advert as well as my train journey dilemma! What would you have done? Plus we’ll bring you up to date with the things we’ve watched and the gems we’ve learnt!

We’re in the garage talking Storms, Morocco and Vaisakhi! I was hosting the big Sikh celebrations in Trafalgar Square for the Mayor while Kej was running half marathons! He's annoyed that brown people didn’t sponsor him - We debated why that is! Plus Sach is worried about the superstitions around the Lunar Eclipse! What does it all mean?

What a Podcast we’ve got for you! I probably should apologise in advance because we rushed this one, simply because our bellies were dictating the length of this episode! One of us is struggling to adjust to the clocks changing and we’re complaining about "having" to do family stuff during the Easter break! Turns out one of us likes, going to art galleries… Yeah right!??

Welcome to the Brownest load of podcast bakwaas anywhere in the world! I’m away at the moment with the family for Easter and I’ve had a few encounters which I’d like to share with everyone! Sach is facing new experiences in Mc Donalds and Kej is suffering from a case of mistaken identity! But I think it’s easy for him to get mistaken for this person! Hit play and find out who and what we're chatting about!

We really are living in a world where Ed Sheeran is performing with Diljit Dosanjh and we have a missing Princess! That’s reality! Bonkers! Plus I’m bumping into people awkwardly, Sach isn’t smiling at anyone he meets and Kej is faking conversations in the underground! Plus, I got given a class on how NOT to eat a samosa by Mylo Sandhu!

We just had to discuss “that photo”!! The Royal Family, Mother’s Day picture which has got all of the country talking! Plus Sach is back from Dubai which I love cos he always brings some wicked Middle Eastern munchies! There’s also a bit of Donald Trump, some Boxing and a dose of all round joy (despite the list about the worlds most depressing countries!)

How could we not dedicate this podcast to the biggest wedding in the history of the human race! That Ambani wedding which had Rihanna, all three Khans, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates attending! The stories coming out of the Gujarat are mind blowing and we are obsessed! Plus, Sach is back in Dubai (I know … again!!) and Kej and I have been to the cinema (not together thank Gawwwd!)

We’re reminiscing! Pankaj Udhas has passed away and whilst we never met him, we grew up listening to his music! So there’s a Pankaj big up in the podcast as well as Sach and I on a night out, with Kej on a separate industry event! (We didn’t plan it that way … of course not!! 😉) Plus I’m catering for 40 people, a staff member has been sacked for taking left over catering food and are you ready to take on Hayfever? It’s coming early!

We’re analysing the world in the way that only we can! Brownload style!  I’ve been filming today for my new cooking show “Desi Beat” on Colors Tv (available to watch all across the world!) … and I’m wondering why I’ve never heard of a ‘Dabeli”? Sach has got a stiffy and it’s moving around at night! You’ll hear him explain what’s happened… And Kej is sniffing the staff at restaurants! Let’s just say he’s not getting the waft he wants! Enjoy the podcast my beautiful Brownloaders!