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Apr 18, 2023
TOFOP 419 — You're A Rat
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After a quick production meeting, Charlie explains how he became the villain in real life by offering an infant alcohol. Also: what occupation could you bluff your way through for a whole week without any qualifications? Charlie reckons he could be a barber. Wil shares this one surprisingly handy trick for faking it as an astronaut.
Charlie is living long enough to become the villain, Wil is triggered about Radiohead, and a doctor shares the Australian medical industry's dirty listening secret.
Charlie injures himself in an unfortunate cushion accident. As he seeks revenge for a misleading website (and the shame of shrinking a cushion cover) he's confronted by a choice that will only lead to more anger, embarrassment, and content for this episode of the podcast. Also, Wil shares the story of how he discovered his favourite hat.
Charlie comes to the pod hot off a playground confrontation with a nasty 5-year-old and his apathetic mother. Chris Rock's new stand up special leaves the guys feeling underwhelmed and they finish the list of The Guardian's Greatest Time Travel Movies Of All Time.
Charlie's moustache trim sparks a heated debate about whether or not the ears should be considered part of the face. The pair then count down the best time travel movies and discuss what constitutes a 'time travel movie' (shagadelic baby?). Wil then explains what he'd do if he'd known about Covid six months before it kicked off and why it would probably involve putting a bet on Richmond to win the flag.
What would it take to be convinced of ghosts? It's one of many questions this week including, what secret would Charlie tell his daughter from the grave? Why does America need 'hospilooza'? And why does Wil's bad-boy wrestling persona always make time for an acknowledgment of country?
After 12 years of podcasting, Charlie comes to terms with what's known in the business as an 'unavoidable technical issue'. But the solution becomes a nightmare when Bing (AI Bing) gets aggressive and tries to gaslight the user after it makes a simple mistake regarding James Cameron's, Avatar: The Way of the Water.
Catching up on the mail bag. Who cares if Halloween is a Halloween movie? We don't but we'll debate it — wait, actually maybe we do care. Also, what would happen if Baz Luhrmann directed a reboot for the Star Wars Christmas movie? PLUS the Gippsland kid with a killer robot.
Hilarity ensues when two old mates get together to talk about the quirks of life (and other nonsense) on TOFOP. It really is the podcast that proves laughter is the best medicine (except for the actual medicine).
Everybody Attica! Attica! After Wil reviews 90210's episode titled 'The Leprechaun' (1999), Charlie reveals how much money his multi-charging station went for on Gumtree. And a mystery involving a woman who claims to have a sister — but was it a lie and she was just trying to get out of a conversation at an over-30s nightclub?
New year, new updates on men eating raw testicles. Plus, it turns out the giant slide that Charlie thinks could be run by a cult has its roots in the massage parlor business. And Wil reads comedy written for him by AI, in the style of Wil Anderson.
Wil & Charlie continue the Forgotten Project, chat Epic Rap Battles of History and talk about Ricky Gervais searching is own name to blast Twitter trolls.
Wil & Charlie chat the origins of broccolini, a Hogwarts themed school fete, and venture off on their 'Forgotten Project,' where they reopen some loose ends from past shows...
Charlie responds to criticism of his Top Gun: Maverick review on last week’s show, the guys discuss Jordan Peele's new feature 'Nope,' and other alternatives to Hollywood nostalgia baiting.
Wil & Charlie talk the newest movie in the Predator franchise, the abysmal Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, and Charlie was less than impressed with Top Gun: Maverick.
We're away again this week for a multitude of reasons, so enjoy this bonus clip show we've put together of some of our favourite moments from the last year.
Charlie's daughter Iona has been philosophically pondering the story of Humpty Dumpty, which makes Wil & Charlie think about the story in more detail. Plus, the guys discuss celebrity ghost encounters.
Charlie reflects on last year's near dog stealing incident with his neighbour's dog, who now reveals he listens to a TOFOP Network podcast. The guys chat to Adam Spencer, who supports the show's Patreon on the top tier, plus the weekly mailbag.
Wil and Charlie try and work out what the difference between Josh Groban and Michael Buble is and Charlie experiences a "sugar hangover" for the very first time.
Charlie recites some of his primary school aged writing - where he pondered what careers famous horror characters would venture into once they wrapped up with the Horror Industry.
Charlie's finally gotten connected to Elon Musk's Starlink internet service, and the results are looking good, and the guys talk about the elephant in the room: Will Smith's slap of Chris Rock. Plus, the best time travel movies of all time -- according to some journalist!
Charlie's solution to slow internet turned out to be a miscommunication, and now his internet is slower, the guys chat 2G1C's move to LiSTNR, and Charlie talks about how he lost his wallet...
Wil & Charlie chat everything about the current flood crisis in Australia, and move on to discussing the gritty reboot of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air - 'Bel-Air.'
Wil and Charlie speak earnestly about the effects of the current flooding crisis and the lack of organised government response. Plus, they unpack the movie that Keanu Reeve never wanted to make!
The guys have immediately moved away from the technological advances they made last week to go straight back to Skype, and question how they can get a hold of Elon Musk's new satellite to hook up a stronger internet connection.
Charlie is joined by Podcast Mike, who fills in for Wil. They chat The Beatles: Get Back documentary, and ponder how Voldemort plays 'got your nose' with his daughter.
Charlie thinks he's poisoned himself in a secateur based story, and the guys read out some paranormal stories from online to celebrate a belated Halloween!
Wil and Charlie create a fictional horror villain, and debrief on the new movie trailers for The Batman with Robert Pattison, and The Flash. Plus, time travel is officially real, and a man from New York can prove it!
Charlie finally gets into a fight with a kid at a playground over a tunnel, the guys wonder what it would be like to reboot Back to the Future in 1991, and there may be a new contender for the world's biggest horse...
Wil & Charlie workwear brands that sound like rap crews, debunk the "mysterious white powder" controversy surrounding Nadia Bartel, and read out your best slogans that follow a particular format.
Charlie has a concern about a particular character from Roger Hargreaves' 'Mr. Men' franchise, and decides to present a True Crime exposé into Mr. Tickle himself. Plus, the guys discuss the passing of Norm Macdonald.
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Wil and Charlie debrief on the trailer for The Matrix Resurrections and whether or not Lana Wachowski is listening to TOFOP. Plus, the guys chat about the dated British sitcom, Allo 'Allo.
Charlie recalls his journey to replace his moustache trimmer, but finds out that ball trimming may have ruined moustache trimming forever. Plus, what's the phrase again? "Shit in the pisspot?" "Piss off the pot?" Who knows?
What if Wil's life had been recorded, Truman Show style, and was to be aired publicly after his death? Plus, Wil & Charlie chat more about Limp Bizkit as well as deepfaking Anthony Bourdain's voice in a documentary.
Charlie arrives late to the airport and gets a scolding from the staff, but what he's really worried about is how to properly dispose of a human skull. A late entry to Machofop proves why you should never mountain bike.
The TOFOP mailbag has exploded with advice on how Wil could escape a killer drone but continue doing TOFOP, and the guys chat about a petty neighbourhood bin war.
Charlie is working on his new deck, which leads the guys into deciphering the history of Ryobi tools, and Wil thinks about how he’d survive if he was being targeted by a Killer Drone.
Charlie had an extremely strange experience with an Electro Muscular Stimulation routine that he somehow stumbled his way into, so the guys unpack the weirdness and validity of it all.
Charlie has been renovating at home, and his wife Gemma is offering him up as an apprentice, while Wil talks about a series of photos he discovered in his home that belonged to the previous owner… including a photo of someone’s butthole.
Charlie has a great business idea that involves laundromats and dry cleaning, and Wil wonders why sheep don't shrink in the rain, because wool shrinks in water.
Wil & Charlie discover a horrific alternate world, Wiggletown, that is described in a Wiggles song written by Ben Elton. In Wiggletown, the rocks are soft and the pillows are hard, and men are fished by fish. Charlie is having second thoughts about letting his daughter watch The Wiggles.