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The Rude Retellings - Read by Brian Harveyinactive

Publisher |: Create

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Christmas,; Comedy,; Fiction,; Serialized

Categories Via RSS |: Comedy

Listen to some of the world's most famous stories like you've never heard them before. Uncensored and unapologetic.

Read by Brian Harvey, formerly of East 17.

A brand new Christmas series is coming in December 2021!

Listen to our first two stories too:

Season 1: A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

Season 2: Romeo & Juliet by William Shakespeare

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People |: Brian Harvey
Premiere Date |: 2020-11-24
Frequency |: Periodic
Explicit |: Yes

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24 Available Episodes (24 Total) / Average duration: 00:07:39

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24 Available Episodes (24 Total)Average duration: 00:07:39

Dec 23, 2021

00:07:19

It's the final Rude Retelling for Christmas 2021 and we finish off The Nutcracker story!

Will The Nutcracker get a happy ever after? Will Maz have another dream? Will Brian like the story finally?! All to come on this final episode

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Dec 22, 2021

00:07:13

In the penultimate episode of The Rude Retelling for Christmas 2021, Brian Harvey is back to tell us the next instalment of The Nutcracker! Is it getting better? Do we care because it's funny hearing the frustration in Brian's reading? Well the answers are all in this episode...

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Dec 17, 2021

00:07:44

The Nutcracker continues as the Godfather tells Maz all about the story of the Nutcracker and the Princess... it couldn't be true could it?!

Read by East 17's Brian Harvey!

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Dec 10, 2021

00:08:10

The battle continues between The Nutcracker, the mice and Maz is just standing there watching it all unfold!!

Read by Brian Harvey

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Dec 08, 2021

00:07:13

The next story in The Rude Retellings: The Christmas Collection is that famous ballet which appears on BBC 2 every Christmas... The Nutcracker!

In part 1 Brian sets the scene and we met the Mouse Queen for the first time!

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Dec 06, 2021

00:10:13

Brian Harvey is back with 6 new episodes in The Christmas Collection of The Rude Tellings! The former East 17 star begins the podcast series with the classic poem "Twas The Night Before Christmas"

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Dec 02, 2021

00:01:32

A brand new series of The Rude Retellings are coming... you can hear Episode 1 on Monday 6th December 2021!

The Christmas Collection includes Twas The Night Before Christmas and The Nutcracker - each story given the rude retelling spinkle of Christmas joy and read by Christmas legend, he's stayed another day, it's East 17's Brian Harvey!!

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Mar 07, 2021

00:07:08

The story of Romeo & Juliet comes to an climax, but how will it all end?

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Mar 07, 2021

00:08:47

The Friar and Juliet hatch a plan which means everything will end happily ever after... what could go wrong?

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Feb 28, 2021

00:09:27

Romeo's been exiled and is looking to the Friar for help. Meanwhile it's full steam ahead for the Count's marriage to Juliet... Thursday is a good day.

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Dec 23 | 00:07:19

The Nutcracker - Part 5

Dec 22 | 00:07:13

The Nutcracker - Part 4

Dec 17 | 00:07:44

The Nutcracker - Part 3

Dec 10 | 00:08:10

The Nutcracker - Part 2

Dec 08 | 00:07:13

The Nutcracker - Part 1

Dec 06 | 00:10:13

Twas The Night Before Christmas

Dec 02 | 00:01:32

The Christmas Collection... coming soon!

Mar 07 | 00:07:08

Romeo & Juliet: Part 8

Mar 07 | 00:08:47

Romeo & Juliet: Part 7

Feb 28 | 00:09:27

Romeo & Juliet: Part 6

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