Hey guys! Life hit us hard, so enjoy an episode from the Patreon vault (guest starring Ivar)!

Hello, Strange Lovely Patroni! Welcome to this month's of strange! This month we tried our hand at palm reading! Thanks to the kit called "Handful of Stars" by Helene Saucedo (which is amazing if you're looking to get into palmistry) all three of us were able to approach palm reading in our own way and come out with incredible insight into each other's lives. (Which surprised all of us). This was a super fun subject for us to cover and we're so happy to be able to bring you this episode.

Hello, Lovelies! As you may have noticed, Ashley isn’t here this week. Thankfully, Rebecca stole spoons (and notes) from the Intern and shared a new twist on the age old tale of Evolution with us. Join us as the Intern and Rebecca try to convince us that humans evolved from mermaids and Tiffany keeps going back to banana DNA.

Hello, Lovelies! This week, Ashley explains the concept of ‘Stranger Danger’ and attempts to discourage us from making new friends. Join us as we learn about Erika and Benjamin Sifrit and try to rehome snakes.

BREAKING NEWS! Rebecca was loaned a solitary spoon and joined us for the week! YAY! Not only did she join us, but she presented too! Join us as Rebecca reads the Interns notes on Count Loose-Dick (AKA Victor Lustig), the infamous con man from the early 1900’s (who is most definitely not Leonardo DiCaprio). We also learn about the sound farm animals make, but let’s not focus on that right now…

Hello, Lovelies! This week, Tiffany is joined by everyone’s favorite Lady, Large Male Tiffany! No, Earni is not joining because Tiffany messed up the audio for this week’s episode and Ashley was already on vacation by the time she figured it out. Why do you ask? He joined to discuss everyone’s newest fear: dying on the toilet. Join us as we dive in and discuss toilet related deaths and injuries and how to avoid them. (Hint: it’s not holding your poop in.)

Hello, Lovelies! Ashley is quickly approaching vacation and wants to share the excitement with us all. Since she can’t pack us all in her suitcase (and you know Tiffany has tried), she is sharing fun roadside attractions with us to fuel our future adventure fire. Join us as we discuss Lucy the Elephant, the Oregon Vortex, Bishop Castle, the Official Center of the World, (Tiffany’s) Mystery Hole, the Oddporium, the Cushing Center, and the World’s Largest Collection of the World’s Smallest Versions of the World’s Largest Things.

Hello, Lovelies! What do hedgehogs, imaginary fireworks, DUIs, and skeletal guitars have in common? You guessed it: Florida Man Shenanigans! Our wonderful friends on Discord asked for this, and you get to benefit from it. Sit back, relax, and ask yourself “WTF?!” as Ashley and Tiffany discuss…WTF?!

Hello, Lovelies! This week Tiffany takes us back to her festival roots and teaches us about the Estonian Carry and why you should use it if you want to win a see-saw full of beer. Join us as Tiffany cons Ashley into physical excursion against her will and explains what the Finnish Wife Carrying Competition is.

Hello, Lovelies! This week, Ashley tells us all about Brynhild Paulsdatter Størseth, AKA Belle Gunness. Belle was a notorious Norwegian-American serial killer  who made it clear that “triflers need not apply” to die. Join us as we discover who Ashley was in a previous life and Tiffany tries desperately to make Belle a southern woman.