*Drumroll... * We had the absolutely amazing Marc Cherry (Golden Girls writer/producer, Desperate Housewives creator, Why Women Kill on CBS All Access) on the Golden Girls podcast!!! We sat in the beautiful pool house in Marc's home in Los Angeles and chatted about his time working for The Golden Girls. It was a nostalgic, engaging fun time and we learned many things about the actresses, his life struggling to make it as a writer and the thrills & phenomena that is the Golden Girls cult following. Long live the Golden Girls! Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We watched the Golden Girls' performance for the Queen of England during the 1988 Royal Variety Performance overseas. We gathered round once again and invited, friend of the show, Sari Beliak (@thecrassceiling, The Onion, Reductress) and Courtney Wahlstrom (@bonecrusherqueen, The Bro Show, Big Pine Comedy Festival) the Genevieve's house to talk all about the Golden Girls' visit to the London Palladium Theatre. It was something completely new to us, strange but befitting. It was a great time!!! Listen, follow, more to come! Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

TYfBaP alum Genevieve Rice is back with a new podcast, Taste Buddies, about the best subject in the world: food! In this very special episode, Genevieve reunites with her former co-host Anthony Desamito to talk about everything from birthdays in restaurants to the virtues of Walmart. We even talk about The Golden Girls for a hot minute. Scratch your Genevieve and Anthony itch here! 

Taste Buddies is available on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher and just about any other place where podcasts are found. Keep up with episodes by following Taste Buddies with Genevieve Rice on Facebook and @tastebuddiespodcast on Instagram. 

We are back for this very special episode of TyFBaP with the most amazing human ever, the insightful Tony Tripoli (@TonyTripoli, E!'s Fashion Police with Joan Rivers, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List)! We watched the Golden Girls TV special filmed 11 years after the series ended in 2003 with the most awkward interviews from the cast, all except Sophia. It was The Room of TV specials, amazing AND terrible. Just listen to our recap and also the special is on YouTube... we really let it all out about so many things. We talked about Blanche's intervention, drunk dialing the cast & crew and sexual harassment pranks on set. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We're LIVE in L.A. and it's the FINALE PART 2!!! We had the wonderful Maggie Maye, (@Maggiemayehaha, CONAN, Gotham Comedy Live) Valerie Tosi (@valerie_tosi, Buzzfeed, The Mermaid Comedy Hour) and Bryan Vokey (@BryanJVokey, No Sir I Don't Like It podcast, Adrenaline) on the very LAST episode of Thank You for Being a Podcast. We had cheesecake and drank wine at The Clubhouse in Los Angeles as we watched the very last episode of the series, the one in which Dorothy gets married to Lucas, played by the incomparable Leslie Nielsen. As this happens, Sophia and Rose have to decide where they're going to live. Also, Stan surprises Dorothy at the very last minute. We talked about stand-up sets at weddings, sparkly baked potato wedding dresses and Freddy Peterson (wink!). 

We've had 173 great episodes, over 200 guests, for over 3.5 years, we've grewn so much from this experience and we would like to sincerely thank everyone who listened to us, supported us and we hope you enjoyed our show! Stay subscribed for extras!

Music for the past 3 years by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz), thank you guys! And thank YOU one last time for being a listener. 

It's the SERIES FINALE PART ONE! LIVE! We can't believe it! We had so much fun with Everett Byram (@rad_milk, Owned by Steve Harvey on Live TV, Buzzfeed) and Daniel Moquin (@notdanielmoquin, Boy's Club, SOVO Magazine) as we ate four types of cheesecake and sang the Golden Girls theme song! It was a proposal-sode, of course! It was the one where Blanche tricks Dorothy into going on a date with her uncle, so she can have a one-night-stand with a tennis instructor. So her date Lucas, and Dorothy decide to play a prank on Blanche and pretend that they fell in love and are set to be married! Only thing is, they really fall in love. Also, Rose and Sophia hate each other and Sophia is kind of racist. We talked about the movie Babe 3: Single Hot Dog, human crabficking and necking... lots of necking. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the incomparable, hilarious Merrie Greenfield (The Torch Theatre, The Foundation improv, Spearmint improv) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where the girls try to crash a high school reunion to meet single men and Rose ends up having a cardiac episode and needing triple bypass. Rose's daughter visits and expresses her hate for her mother's roommates and Blanche makes a very, unlikely deal with God to save Rose. And Sophia is Sophia. It's a serious-sode! But also, not. We talked about the TV show Golden Girl Babies, the de-cryogenic city of Encino and high school yearbook clubs. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the amazingballs, superfun Jen Saunderson (@JenSaunderson, IFC's The Filling is Mutual, America's Got Talent) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche convinces Rose to give Miles a racey picture of herself for his birthday, but then shit hits the fan when Miles' friends accidentally get a glimpse. Also, Dorothy lands a job a big video game corporation where she gets to teach terrible people about who knows what. And Sophia is of course, hussling. We talked about carving words into human bones, being The Notebook-ed and lasso drinking games. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the Golden Girls royalty that is Sarah Dorfman (@SarahPDorfman, Hollywood Hotel, VersaChalk Social Media Influencer) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where the Golden Girls throw a party during a leap year's full moon which makes everyone act strange. A lot happens: Rose is debating wether she should marry Miles for a free trip to Paris, Blanche is being courted by a career theif, Sophia is dealing with a curse and Dorothy kisses Miles and is caught by Sophia. We talked about cute chalk outlines, shit bright moons and filling cheesecake with vodka. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had Golden Girls super-fan Erin Alexis (@erinalexistweet, True Blood, Hart of Dixie) on one of the last Golden Girls podcast episodes ever! Hooray! We watched an attention-sode! It was the one where Blanche invites a depressed Dorothy to the Rusty Anchor, Dorothy surprisingly is a hit among the bar's testosterone-driven clientele and Blanche does not like this one bit. Also, Sophia decides to throw herself a wake while she's alive with the help of Rose. We talked about The Star Wars Holiday Special, the movie Wake Crashers and Dance Dance Revolution. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the amazing Carmen Morales (@thefunnycarmen, FOX's Laughs, HBO Latino) and the very best person Mo Urban (@SomeMoComedy, Comedy at the Wench, Cunts Being Cunts Talking About Cunts Comedy Show) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It's a court-isode! We watched the one where we find out that Sophia is a nightmare to buy shoes for. Also Rose finds a story to report for her TV job regarding Uncle Angelo's slumlord who, as we know, is Dorothy and Stan... which leads to a court scene! The c-plot is Blanche tries to fuck a shoe salesman. We talked about an adult version of the floor is lava, Disney vultures and the sexual rituals of trying on shoes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Full disclosure: The audio is far from perfect this week because we were on location, but bear with us, it's an awesome episode. Thanks!

We had the always great Zach Stein (@hack_stein, Friends Forever Podcast) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a puppy-sode! And Jeopardy is in town! We watched the where Dorothy is auditioning for Jeopardy and she's taking studying and winning way too seriously. Also, Rose is back to her Candy Striper volunteer work at the hospital and it's so stressful that the girls give her a dog. We talked about getting hit with broomsticks, dog gardens and abiding by dream law. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the totally great Kristin Lytie (@KristinLytie, Beast Village Comedy Festival, Spaceship Comedy) and also the awesome Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's, Comedy On Fire) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Dorothy is fixated on a Beatles cover band and she falls in love with a George Harrison impersonator. Also, Blanche starts dating a guy that will doesn't want to have sex with her at all and Blanche basically explodes. We talked about matchmaker murders, childhood waterbeds with mirrors on the ceiling and Beatles songs during manic episodes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Full disclosure: Sound isn't perfect, it happens sometimes when half of you are somewhere else. Also remember, we do this free.

We had the fantastical Chris Wilmoth (@TheRealBRoch, Rent Money Comedy, Off The Rails at the VFW) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! It's a molest-isode! We watched the one where Dorothy gets together with an old high school teacher who is, as we all agreed, super creepy. Also, Rose is producing a show at the TV station and gets Dorothy and Blanche to be guests and let's just say, things go terribly wrong. And Sophia is sassy. We talked about early 90's digital typewriters, walking around freely on TV sets and lying to be on Divorce Court. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).    

This week our guest is the great Hannah Heard (@hahahannah421) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was the one where Sophia finds a boyfriend in the personals but it comes with a price, his sister, and she has a very bad plan for their relationship. Also, Rose is visited by an old lover who she does not remember at all. C-plot: Blanche gets striped of all her womanly powers. We talked about houses made of trash, dropping sick old blindfolded women in the middle of town and no-incest lemonade. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the superbly, amazing comedy writer Julie Seabaugh (@Julie Seabaugh, Rolling Stone, Variety) on the Golden Girls podcast! We had a pope-isode! We watched one where the Pope is coming to visit Miami and Sophia is hunting him down so he can help bless her dying friend Agnus. Also, Blanche points out that Miles might be cheating on Rose. C-plot: Dorothy and Blanche compete to see who can give Rose the best present. We talked about how to deal with greeting cards, gymnastic sex horse pain and of course, the Pope's entourage. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the superbly great Danielle Arce (@DanielleArce, Breakfast Babes, DanielleLand) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched a soldier-sode! It was the one where one of Blanche's hook-ups comes back from the fighting in the Gulf War to be with Blanche again... But Blanche doesn't remember him. Also, Sophia is writing her will and she's trying to make sure Dorothy gets nothing. We talked about full-frontal nude Harvey Keitel, grave-robbing and Danielle's super nice projector. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

We had Golden Girls superfan Valerie Roberts (@ValleyValAZ, Tempe Center for the Arts) on the Golden Girls podcast! Valerie won all 3 Golden Girls prizes at our last live show at the Big Pine Comedy Festival, so yes, we had to have her on. It’s a ghostisode! We watched the one where Blanche’s family plantation is being torn down and she will do everything to stop it! Also, Sophia gets a visit from her dead husband. We talked about ghosts, ghosts and more ghosts. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had male comedian Bill Laskowski (@BillLaskowski, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was an Italy-sode! It was the one where Dorothy goes on a cruise with a new lover and leaves Blanche in charge of Sophia, who decides that this is a good time to visit Italy all by herself. Also, Rose is fed up with Miles because he's become very cheap lately. We talked about harassing Rodeo Drive store employees, smelling dudes' armpits and strong-arming your way to navigating a boat. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the magical Kerrilynn Gallagher (@kergal14, PHX People, Lady Killers) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a hurricanisode! From the infamous NBC's Hurricane Saturday, a one-off cross-over programming block with Empty Nest and Nurses! It's the one where a hurricane's a comin' and Sophia is the only one who seems to care, Dorothy catches her sister Gloria having sex with Stan who is still in therapy from Ep 160 and Blanche and Rose try to save a lighthouse through a fundraiser. A LOT HAPPENS! We talked Bea Arthur's body double, Michael's iron-on letters and monkey keychains. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the lovely Andrew Ryan Fox (@KillAndrewFox, Slapped Jack Black in the face, Andrew Ryan Fox Live At The Velvet Underground! album)  It was a fake recap episode! We watched the one where Dorothy somehow goes on a date with a very popular bachelor and makes everyone else jealous. So the remaining three Golden Girls stay up late and go back in time: telling horrible dating stories! We talked about the tv show Slut Grandma, literally making a margarita in a sailor's mouth and pubes in your teeth. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

We had the awesomeness that is Iesha Renee (@IeshaRenee6, Arizona's Funniest Person with a Day Job Finalist, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND it was a tiredcast. We watched the one where Rose is writing roast jokes for a co-worker which Blanche decides she's going to date and it turns out he's a mama's boy. Also, Stan ambushes Dorothy during a therapy session and the issue being: Sophia. We talked about fart dust, monkey volcanoes and chewing your boyfriend's gum. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

We had the totally fun Jeremiah Coughlan (@haha_jcough, Crom Comedy Festival, Hudson Comedy Festival) and the amazingness that is Pauline Yasuda (@PaulineYasuda, California's Funniest Female Winner, The Bill Engvall Show) on the Big Pine Comedy Festival's live Thank You For Being a Podcast! We sat at Blendz in Flagstaff and watched the one where Dorothy tries to write a letter to her dead father, Sophia pretends to be possessed by Rose's late husband's ghost and Blanche coaches a baseball player with unorthodox methods. We talked about being 3/4 dead, Abbott and Costello's "relationship" and the enemies of wigs. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Disclaimer: Genevieve's voice is a little low in this recording, but she is there! Just listen closely it's a fun episode.

We had the amazing Jihan Sabir (@JihanSabir, The Ebony Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a secretsode! It was the one where the girls find out that Blanche's house isn't up to code to have so many tenants living in her home and one Golden Girl has to eventually leave. Also, we find out that Sophia has been married before she was married to Dorothy's father. And Rose knows building codes! We talked about illegal immigrants living in your trailer, salami masturbation and sequin blouse wearing skeletons. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had Mary Upchurch (@maryupchurch on Insta, Jesterz, Arizona's Funniest Person With a Day Job Finalist) and Jack Galvin (@realjackgalvin, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! It's a wheelchairsode! It's the one where Dorothy hires a nurse to help with Sophia who is wheelchair bound and the nurse starts stewing up trouble. Also, Blanche enters her grand-daughter into the Little Miss Miami beauty pageant and Blanche gets way too into it. We talked about crazy child actors, swamp meet wheelchairs and dying in Evian water. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the wonderful Brett Erickson (@iBrettmypants, The Unbookables, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND. IT. WAS. AWESOME! It was Golden Girls meets Murder She Wrote: We watched the one where the Golden Girls attend a murder mystery night for Blanche's work and there turns out to be a real murder... And Blanche is the main suspect! Also, Sophia steals a bunch of silverware. We talked about prostitution motels, orgasming with a dildo in your butt and kinky knife play. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the amazing Gina Brillon (@GinaBrillon, The Fluffy Movie, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham) and the incredible Kim Porter (@Kimboheinie, L.A. Drama Critic's Circle Award, Phoenix New Times' Big Brain Award) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche develops some old photos and discovers that Rose's ex-husband Charlie may have possibly slept with Blanche! Also, Dorothy fights getting help for her hearing despite the girls' advice. And there was a bullhorn. We talked about Alanis Morissette's mouth, licking baby hair and Gerald Ford falling out of an airplane. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the most amazing person in the world on the podcast, the awesome Mariana Desamito (@comedicfailure on Insta, @cobelita on Snap)! We watched the one where a kids' school play being put on at Dorothy's school is under siege because the kids in the play got the measles. So, the girls volunteer to act and sing in the Golden Girls version of Chicken Little! Hooray! Also, a love-scorned obituaries writer publishes Blanche's false obituary in the paper and Blanche is completely shocked because of her exaggerated age in which she fake died. We talked about high school drama teachers, Jack-In-The-Box cleaning songs and Hometown Buffet reading prizes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had NO GUEST! It's just Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, FOX's Laughs, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, The Dana Gould Hour, Bird City Comedy Festival founder) on the GG Podcast! Huzzah! We watched the second part of what turned out to be a flashback-isode, our FAVORITE kind. It's the conclusion of the one where Sophia is arrested for setting her old retirement home on fire. Uh-oh. We talked about dogs being stuck together, the movie Loverboy and why Shady Pines is called "Shady." Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

She's back! It's Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's) on the Golden Girls podcast again... Hooray! It's a flashback-isode! We watched the one where it's revealed that Sophia was the one who set her retirement home on fire from episode one! And during this ordeal, the Golden Girls somehow reminisce about everything from being a slut to saving marine mammals. We talked about the Latins, Jew Jerry Curls and how Bea Arthur doesn't know how to write. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Our guest this week is Joe Kaye (@JoeCharlesKaye, Canteen Points) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a Stan-isode. We hungover-ishly watched the one where Dorothy enters a bachelorette auction and Stan wins her! Also, Sophia's brother Angelo visits under bad circumstances. AND Dorothy and Stan inherit an apartment building. We talked about how the movie Point Break was created, Rosebud diapers and the Roseanne reboot: Ghostanne. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Our guest this week is Jessie Balli (@chatterboxaz). We watched the one where Dorothy decides to go on a date with a guy who stood her up on prom night, so of course she has ulterior motives. Also, Blanche goes on a crash diet so she can fit into her wedding dress and C-plot: Sophia tortures her with food. We talked about MySpace's flowing blessings, Gulliver's Island roleplay and fully blown Asians. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

This week's guest is the great Jimmy Callaway (@Jimmytheworm, Lupo Danish Never Has Nightmares, Splitsider) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche tries to join "The Daughters of the South" and she discovers some shocking information during the process. Also, Miles is back from hiding in an Amish community because the Cheeseman has gotten out of prison and is out looking for him. And Sophia loses her glasses. We talked about a Golden Girls as Walking Dead characters, the Miami Freeway and Captain Kangaroo threesomes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the superbly great Scott Luhrs (@luhrsman, Chatterbox, In Vino Veritas) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche is mistaken for the mother of her grand-daughter by a new love interest and has to continue the deception to be with him. Also, Dorothy is having trouble with her honor students because they are way too smart for her. And Sophia and Rose put on a virginity renewing festival. We talked about flirting after bombing, dogs playing babies on TV and being a big shot AKA having a cell phone. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

It's the supz aweome Pallavi Gunalan (@PallaviGunalan, Mom Party, Desi Comedy Fest) is our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate unnecessary vegan pizza and watched the one where Blanche begins to fall in love with a regular booty call, but does he feel the same way? Also is up for a weekend reporter position at her job and is covering... wait for it... A DOG SHOW! We talked about being Disneyland slut-shamed, Taco Bell dates and trauma trapping men. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the totally super fun Deidra Kathleen (@DeidraKathleen, Rosemary's Food Baby, In Case You Missed It) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was a false pretense-isode! We watched the one where Dorothy pretends to get Sophia a job at a nursing home but really it's just a way to get Sophia to be watched over by the home. Also, Blanche and Rose land a gig at a mall as models for the local Pennysaver. We talked about untrustworthy dog walkers, licking VHS tapes and being cast as a "Cash Me Ousside" type. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the totally awesome Andrea Guzzetta (Insta: @andreaguzzeta, Milwaukee Comedy Festival) eat Thai food with us while we watched Golden Girls! It was a late night, sleepycast! We watched the two-parter where Rose's previous partner Miles' friend Ray starts hanging out with Rose and Rose begins to be stalked by his jealous wife. Also, Dorothy reveals to Sophia that she has been dating Stan behind her back. AND Debbie Reynolds. We talked about the sitcom "Stripper and Cop," polygamist divorces and Trump's Golden Goons. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the awesome Victor Martinez Jr. (@VictorMcomedy, The High Tonight Show, Garage Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! We smoked and hung out at the Palihouse Hotel in West Hollywood courtesy of Genevieve Rice and watched and amazing episode; we watched the one where we find out that Rose's boyfriend Miles is living under the witness protection program hiding from a mobster that he snitched on. Also, Blanche starts an illegal dress scheme where she buys dresses, wears them one time and then returns them. And Sophia tries to get Tony Bennet tickets. We talked about fear coming, violin boots and dancing in prison. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

This was fun! We had Xchel Hernandez-Zendejas (@HiSilentX, Married to Bravo, Hot Off the Hotdish) and Joleen Lunzer (@PaleGurl, FOX's Laughs, Dissecting the Set) on the Golden Girls podcast in Genevieve's hotel room in West Hollywood! We watched the one where Blanche's gay brother Clayton is back and this time he's gayer than ever... because he's getting married! To a dude! A Blanche cannot understand any of it and refuses to try. Also, Rose tries to win the Volunteer of the Year Award but there's competition. And Sophia seriously tries to prostitute Dorothy out for banquet services. We talked about fuk boi kweens, orbaries and lizarding, lots of lizarding. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

It' s the amazing Hana Michels (@HanaMichels, Funny or Die, The Hard Times) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Rose's relationship with Miles has become very predictable, so Rose signs them up for skydiving classes. Also, Blanche starts dating a guy who is very verbally abusive and no one can talk her out of seeing him. *crowd oooos* And the c-plot is Sophia shames Dorothy. We talked about periods in space, guys that liked Linkin Park and grabbing birds to steal their powers. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the loveable, supz kewl Danny Williams (@trunk_liquor, Off The Rails Comedy) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Sophia's cross-dressing son Phil passes away and the funeral is for some reason in Miami. Which means that Sophia has to be in the same room with her daughter-in-law Angela, who for some other reason, doesn't like. Funerals, ya know. We talked about church chicken spots, priests hanging curtains together and Ashley Judd inside of Morgan Freeman's body. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the super kewl Mo Urban (@SomeMoComedy, Comedy at the Wench, The Estrogen Hour) on the Golden Girls podcast immersed in a Tucson hotel paradise. We watched the one where Blanche picks up a guy at the library and it turns out that he's in a wheelchair, so obviously the old wheelchair joke book is dusted off. Also, Rose gets a supz cute puppy and everyone is angry about it, especially Dorothy, OF COURSE. We talked about killing boners, the show Brotherly Love and lost mother dogs. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We the super, uber awesome April Walterscheid (@Walterschnitzel, April Got Fired, The Improv Podcast) is our guest this week on the Golden Gils podcast! Yay! This was a Blanche-isode! Blanche gives advice to Rose to not have sex and gives Sophia advice to have sex and pretty much ruins everyone's lives. And Dorothy is bitter about it all. We talked about gay wine painting, fake orgasms and autopsy scrapbook photos. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

It's the superb Dave Williamson (@DaveWComedy, FOX's Laughs, NickMom Night Out) on the Golden Girls podcast! We were surrounded by beautiful Chihuahuas as we watched the one where we learn that Blanche's late husband had faked his death. Also Dorothy is being courted by two celebrities, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner. We talked about magical umbilical cords, horse costumes and The Phantom Menace of Sex and the City. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

THIS WAS FUN! We had Patrick Hastie (@PatrickHastie, Jack Knife Comedy, College Humor), Robert Buscemi (@RobertBuscemi, Surprise!, You Made It Weird) and Amanda Hurley (@amandajunemoon, Bear Trap, Beast Village Comedy Festival) on the LIVE Golden Girls podcast at the Bird City Comedy Festival in Phoenix! Again at the lovely Renaissance Hotel, where the night before we had a 100 person hotel party that got shut down. We also made a boo boo, we watched an episode we already did but we didn't care, we recapped it anyway! It was the one where Sophia won't leave Dorothy and her new boyfriend alone. Also, Blanche and Rose compete for fashion club president. We talked about boner punching, the incest-themed Friends episode and Stacie in the bathtub. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Disclaimer: Sound is a little rough because we're normal people, not sound gurus, but it's a fun episode, promise! 

We had the pun-tastic Stephen Holleman (@HollemanJokes, Comedy Chow at Hooters) on the Golden Girls podcast!!! And we had pizza from Lucifers and a visit from Tom Whalen (@TommyntheCutmen) who delivered our pizza! It was the one where Sophia decides to become a nun after her friend from a convent dies. Also, Blanche borrows Rose's car to rear end men on the road that she basically wants to bang. We talked about David Cronenberg's Crash, the allure of collecting stamps, and of course, Sister Act. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the super fantastic Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian, The Jackie and Laurie Show, I'm Not the Hero of This Story on iTunes!) on the Golden Girls podcast and it was a Stanisode! We ate chicken pizza and watched the one where Dorothy is full on dating Stan again and nothing can seem to stop them. Also, Rose has a new super needy co-worker who won't stop talking chatting with her! We talked about Rusty Trombones, ouija board booty calls and English muffin openers. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).    

We had the always loveable, wonderfull Dan Hoen Hull (@VeryBadBuddhist, The Storyline, Then It Got Weird...) on the Golden Girls podcast! Fab! We watched the one where Dorothy gives the high school football star a failing grade and the student body hates on her. Also, Rose's dentist ends up being a Creepy McCreeperson. We talked keeping cellphones in your bra, slut shaming priests and what happens when you try to buy a pencil. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

It was the wonderful Marnee Burrus (@bagel_fett, Then It Got Weird, Bird City Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was amazing!!! We watched the one where Blanche's childhood mammy Viola visits the Miami house! But, Blanche had not seen Viola since she had left without saying good-bye when Blanche was a child. And Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy. We talked about Mulan, revenge cooking and the Southern Baptist Fight Club. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the ever-so-lovely Everett Byram (@rad_milk, Boy's Club, The Daily Dot) was our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Dorothy tries to help an agoraphobic man who hasn't left his apartment since before Nixon's gate was watered. Also, Rose is dead set on finding out what Blanche's birthdate is to throw her a birthday party. We talked about banjo eyes, the Flintstines and the food delivery service, ChubGrab. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

We had the supz awesome Julian McCullough (@julezmac, Inside Amy Schumer, Chelsea Lately) and supz amazing Meg Molloy (@meg.molloy, Deluxe Salon Williamsburg) on the Golden Girls podcast! And it was a Stan-isode! We watched the one where Stan strikes it rich with a potatoey invention and tries to win Dorothy back with his newfound riches. Also Rose accidentally sells some old St. Olaf war bonds to Blanche. We talked about Diamond Dads, dad drawing contests and Cross Your Heart Bras. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

We had the amazing, totes fun Liz Hutchman (@LizHutchman, Hot Mess improv, Skewed News Hour) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! Sophia goes to the to get a hernia operation and the hospital loses her and Rose finds out that her biological dad is a monk. Also, Blanche is horny still. We talked about strange hospital rooms, parents moving furniture and letting babies decide for themselves. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Storyteller and filmmaker extraordinaire Sean David Christensen (Fan Mail, @seandavidchristensen) joins us in TYfBaP podcast lair to discuss a very special babysode of The Golden Girls. Blanche's uber-pregnant daughter Rebecca comes to Miami to have her baby naturally, and Blanche tries to drop some crazy single mother shame in return. Rose trains to ice-skate in the senior Olympics. Dorothy and Sophia are cocks to each other. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We have no guest because screw it! It's a recap double episode and we just don't like to put anyone through this. So it's just Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, FOX's Laughs, Ya Feel?!) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, The Dana Gould Hour, Bird City Comedy Festival Founder), your hosts on the show! Hooray! We watched the one where President George Bush Sr. is on his way to visit the Golden Girls during a visit to Miami and a Secret Service Agent learns all about the girls in vignette flashback form. We talked about Inception, bodily fluid towels and how we can't remember much of anything in this podcast. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the supz, great Henry Crouch (@henrycrouch, Art Baby Make Haha, Big Dumb Clock) is our guest on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Dorothy starts spiraling down an old road of spending too much time betting at the horse track and Blanche has a man actually deny her sex. Also, Rose starts painting. We talked about eating open faced quesadillas, porno lens flares and inhaling Dust-Off. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the always lovely Lisa Ann Chanoux (@asilnoux, Hell Yes Fest, Lady to Lady) in the TYfBaP lair to discuss an extra special weddisode! We witnessed a holy union so naturally we talked about Sicilian curses, unnaturally fancy bathrooms and the sexual healing of jazz. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the superb Christian Pieper (@pieperoni, Adrenaline, Boston Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! And it's a scamisode! We watched the one where Blanche and Sophia get caught up in a money scam at the mall involving a nun! And Dorothy hooks up with a guy she had an affair with 5 years ago in Season 1, and it was terrible then and it was terrible now. We talked about whooping cranes, flying away Mary Poppins style and acid wash jeans. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the one and only Jason Hill (@J_sonHill, The Broken Hearts Podcast, Bird City Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche's sister Charmaine publishes a romantically explicit novel and the main character is a lust-filled woman who resembles Blanche. Also, the girls have a visitor; Stan's relative from Czechoslovakia who is obsessed with communism. We talked about Mrs. Doubtfire, refugee cake and transformative slurpees. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The totally awesome Kristin Clifford (@kristincliff, Just For Laughs Festival, Put Your Hands Together) watched a fantastic episode of the Golden Girls with us! It was the one where Rose has to choose between her lover Miles and and an old fling from a long time ago. And Sophia falls into the wrong crowd even after Dorothy's demands that she stops; so she decides to move out. We talked about the Gator Wresting crowd, bottom blondes and the bad The Space Ska-dets. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The very charming Chris Sanders (@chrisrsanders, My Crazy Ex, Arch City Comedy Festival) is our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate pizza and watched one of the most talked about Golden Girls episodes in the history of time. It was the one where Rose has to get tested for HIV because of a suspect blood transfusion and the wait for her test results drive her into madness. Also Dorothy plans a benefit to save the wetlands. We talked about hammocks for your log, Alabama truck stops and Gulf of Mexico bacteria. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Full disclosure: We lost the first 24 minutes of Genevieve's track but you can still hear her through our mics. 

We had Stryker Spurlock (@StrykerSpurlock, Contraceptive Comedy) and Amy Milton (@AmyRMilton, Fatal Bus Accident) on the Golden Girls podcast this week. We watched the one where Blanche gets a visit from a grown man who claims that he is her late husband's son from another family he had in Texas! Also, Dorothy and Sophia decide to enter a mother-daughter beauty pageant. We talked about car hand jobs, Cher's leather outfit from the If I Could Back Time video and making strudel. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the unruly Heather Marulli (@FixedAirHeather, Comedy Central's Roast Battle, LA Sketchfest) on the Golden Girls podcast! We had pizza and we lol'd totes galore! We watched the one where Blanche gets a pacemaker for an irregular heartbeat and suddenly becomes afraid to have sex again because of her made up dangers. Also, Rose tests weight loss products. We talked about World War I, diet slut shaming and Dick Van Dyke. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We finally had the wonderful, wonderful Jeff Libman (@jefflibman, Strange Beauty, The Nash) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a much awaited great time, an Oklahomacast! We watched the one where Dorothy thinks that Sophia is losing her memory and they decide to take a trip to Brooklyn to recharge her mind. Also, Rose decides to hire Blanche as her assistant. We talked about Sister Sister, the tv equivalent of Grand Theft Auto and re-weddings. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

TWO awesome guests. We had the funtabulous Rana May (@rana_may, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Minnesota's Funniest Person with A Day Job Winner) and the always amazing Danielle Perez (@DivaDelux, Thigh Gap Comedy, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched a PACKED episode. It was the one where Blanche tries to meet men by putting up a fake ad to sell a car, Sophia is getting too many social security checks and Rose meets her boyfriend daughter who is very unpleasant. We talked about Blanche's Sunday meal prep, the show Cop Pusher and liquid soap. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the return of Steve Maxwell (@ComedyOnTap, The Chuckle Hut, FOX 10 News Sensation) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched Steve's second episode of the GG's, hooray!!! It was the one where Rose gets Dorothy to join a smiling cult and Blanche can't handle the fact that the guy she's dating is in the hospital. So this one's pretty messed up. We talked about crying uncontrollably at the hospital, the new heart spooks and Code Blue Balls. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the superb Carmen Morales (@TheFunnyCarmen, FOX's Laughs, Gilda's LaughFest) and the incredible Lara Beitz (@LaraBeitz, FOX's Laughs, Milwaukee's Funniest Comic) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where a neighborhood teen becomes pregnant and kicked out of her house, so the girls take her in. Also, Blanche's prison pen pal is released from his sentence and decides to visit Blanche. We talked about the sitcom "Mom Baby," Olaf from Frozen and the app Prisonr. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the supz amazing Meredith Howell (@btlaughs, When Myers Met Briggs, Out of the Kitchen) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hoooray! It was a ChristmaStanisode! And a homelessode! The one where the Golden Girls volunteer at a soup kitchen because they all got really great presents for Christmas. Also, they discover a secret about a Stan and they find a new meaning of the holiday. We talked about Harry Potter dildos, Mary and Joseph's Uber ride and homeless weddings. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the lit fam Sari Beliak (@thecrassceiling, The Hard Times, Bird City Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche decides to skip a visit to see her father to be the queen of a Citrus Festival, but then her father ends up passing away. Also, Sophia and Rose try to run a bed and breakfast to raise money for a new TV set. We talked about sex-positive death rattles, the upcoming Bird City Queen Pageant and of course, David S. Pumpkins. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The magical, lovable Brodie Reed (@ayobrobro, Hush Money, Politicon Comedy Competition Finalist) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Dorothy's son Michael quits his job, leaves his wife and child and decides to live and mooch off his mom. Also Rose is so stressed from her job, she becomes physically damaged. We talked about wrestling gators, poolside funerals and uterus pancakes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the wonderful Sofiya Alexandra (@The Sofiya, Danger & Eggs, Surprise!) and the always great Leah Mansfield (@leahmansfield, The Chris & Leah Show, FOX's Laughs) on the Golden Girls podcast! We visited Genevieve and we watched the one where Dorothy decides to do stand-up comedy and Blanche gets audited. Also, Rose tries to befriend a guy from work who totally just hates her. We talked about bird murder, the company "Pretty People for Justice," and IRS dicks. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

This week we have the supz koo Bruce Gray (@BruceGrae, Roast Battle Winner, Oil City Comedy) on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate mac and cheese as we watched the one where Blanche's late husband's brother visits and she can't stop seeing George in him, to the point where she begins falling in love. Also, Sophia steals everyone's cars and Dorothy grades papers. We talked about running over caskets, the Bea Arthur Family Feud and widow mania. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We have no guests today so it is just us! Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, Laughs, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, Bird City Comedy Festival Founder, The Dana Gould Hour) at the Hyatt Hotel in Austin, Texas! We patiently await a night of comedy as we watched the Golden Girls episode where Sophia's friend Martha wants to kill herself and wants Sophia to be there for her. Also, the rest of the girls decide to take care of a baby for the weekend. We talked about doilies come to life, super late funerals and Grace and Frankee. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

It's our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!! And we had the cool AF, awesome Marisol Chavez (@Modysoul, Twin Cities Improv Festival, Red Rocks Improv Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast, hooray!!! We watched the one where Rose starts dating a super smart guy and she starts feeling insecure about her own IQ. Also, Blanche is going through a dry spell. We talked about Rate My Professor's chile peppers, gay black-out parties and the Farmer's Almanac's shelf-lining instructions. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the lovely, classy Michael Longfellow (@Longfellowww, FOX's Laughs, Arizona's Funniest Comedian Finalist) on the Golden Girls podcast! We sat at a Starbucks in LA as we discussed the one where Dorothy takes a lover who abruptly changes careers, but not for the better. Meanwhile Rose and Blanche decide to protest dolphin fishing. We talked about sea court, the Rodney Dangerfield of clowning and the ghost of Burbank obviousness. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the super down-to-Earth Josh Graves (@jaygraves88, Hard Fives, Arizona's Funniest Comedian Semi-Finalist) is our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate "ISIS" pizza and watched the one where Rose faces age discrimination after she finds herself looking for a new job. Also, Sophia feeds a spiraling shopping addiction. We talked about blood balls dropping, the oldest pregnant woman and tiny toothpaste. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The whimsically, fantastical Janey Radiant (@Radiantwild, Where's My Pants?, The Firehouse Gallery) on the Golden Girls podcast! This was so much FUN, it was our first jizzasode!!! YAY! We watched the one where Blanche's daughter Becky is back, and this time she wants to get artificially inseminated, and the girls just don't know how to handle it. We talked about prosthetic penis elevators, seagulls inside of suitcases and how to have a tanned baby. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the admirable, the wonderful Ronnie D (@ronniedphx, Bird City Comedy Festival, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched a two-parter and did it all in one recording because of a very dooming cliffhanger. It was the one where Dorothy feels sick and doctors can't figure out what's wrong. Also, Blanche tries to write a book. We talked about mouseballs, rejection outfits and the cow version of The Sixth Sense. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We are the guests! Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, FOX's Laughs, Hulu) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, The Dana Gould Hour, Bird City Comedy Festival Founder). It's a tiredsode, because we were tired. And it's the second set of REAL flashback episodes, so we didn't want to burden anyone with this; hence no guest. It was the one where Blanche decides she will be selling the house and it causes everyone the reminisce about ALL the adventures. We talked about jizz stained jeans, Simpsons musical bits and sexy tap dancing. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

It is our 100th episode!!! *FIREWORKS!!!* And we had totes fun Michael Palladino (@MikeyPalla480, Bird City Radio, Burning Bird Comedy Hour) on the Golden Girls podcast. We watched the one where Sophia's old friends come to visit Miami to reveal that Dorothy might be their daughter. Also, and equally important, Blanche convinces Rose to take a dirty dancing class with her. We talked about the play adaptation of Twister, long babies and spray painting your hair. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the sublime and wonderful Jessie Johnson (@jetskijohnson, Bully Mammoth, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast this week! Hooray! It was a fake flashback episode and a swindlesode, it was the one where the Golden Girls reminisce about their adventures with their looks and also with a cult. We talked about Richard Simmons, plants growing from the dead of winter and being openly permed. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

We had the wonderfully bearded Jason Webb (@TennisShoeBoi, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Laughing Skull Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girl's podcast! We watched the one where Sophia breaks her friend out a run-down retirement home. Also, Blanche plans on getting breast implants. We talked about the Roseanne living room, jacking blankets and walls made of dead rats. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the biggest, hardcore Golden Girls fan ever Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9, The View, Comedy Central) on the Golden Girls podcast! We sat next to her Golden Girls candles and were showered with the GG's presents as we watched the next episode of the Golden Girls. It was the one where Rose's little sister comes to visit and it turns out she's kind of a psycho. Also, Sophia watches over the neighbor dog, Dreyfuss. We talked about Ferris Bueller days, Ghostbusters and the Chick-fil-A of pet stores. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had, from the Facebook Live show The Chris and Leah Show, we had the totes amazing Leah Mansfield (@leahmansfield, FOX's Laughs, Bridgetown Comedy Festival) and the lovable Chris Bennett (@Comicchrisb, Jimmy Kimmel Live, San Luis Obispo Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast. It was the infamous episode where Rose is addicted to pills... what type? Who knows! We talked about mini-malls, Intervention on Pinterest and finding coins in your body. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The always remarkable Shannon Noll (@snapplegate87, We Still Like You, Hell Yes Fest) is our guest on the Golden Girls podcast this week! With two of us on location in Chicago, we watched yet another deathisode. In this one, Dorothy's high school frienemie Trudy comes to visit and they become very competitive... just like when they were young. We talked about Cheesecake Hut, the basis of Freaky Friday and racist Benjamin Franklin. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the fantastical, on fleek Bri LeRose (@BriLeRose, Lady Dynamite, Part Timers) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We Skype'd Genevieve in as we watched the one where Sophia decided to buy a Cuban boxer with the girls' investment money, but the boxer has a secret talent that may cramp the Golden Girls' plans to make some dough off an upcoming fight. We talked about Tina Turner CDs, sketchy warehouses and sad divorced dads. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the always amazing Heidi Geldis-Young (@heidigeldis, Bird City Comedy Festival, Big Pine Comedy Festival) and the amazingly always Kirsten Alberts (@DirtyHippyComic, FOX's Laughs, Comedy Central Radio) on the Golden Girls podcast once again! This was a drivecast, which means we recorded this while we were driving to Austin through the middle of New Mexico. We stopped at a diner in Lordsburg and watched the one where the girls try to get Bob Hope to headline their talent show fundraiser. While Sophia tries to get her new magician boyfriend some stage time. We talked about lesbian documents, The Butterface Triplets and Sarah Chalke. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the intriguing, hilarable Virginia Jones (@badiniadones, Portlandia, Bridgetown Comedy Festival) watch an episode of the Golden Girls with us! Hooray! We ate grapes as we watched another deathisode, the one where Dorothy is rattled with fear that Sophia could die soon. Also, Blanche and Rose decide to try and write a children's book. We talked about death by doilies, boring tigers and Presidential inauguration speeches. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the mind-blowingly awesome Madison Shepard (@MadisonShepard, Thigh Gap Comedy, Refinery29) on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate baked goods in a beautiful AirBnb as we watched the one where the Golden Girls reminisce about all the bad, and some good, Valentine's Days in their collective 230 years of life. Woah, that's a lot. We talked about ghost shaming, the Appalabia Mountains and double-teaming Tom Brady and Tom Hardy. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The super-high, glamorous HotRock SupaJoint (@Supajoint, Fakest: A Hip Hopera Mockumentary, The Supajoint Manifesto) watched an episode of the Golden Girls with us through a cannabis smokescreen. We watched the one where Dorothy goes on a blind date which evolves into just a sexual relationship and no one can handle it. Also, Rose and Blanche decide to mentor two girls. We talked about Potion #9, the movie To Kill A Sunrise and being motherless. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the splendiferous Alisha Ratan (@AlishaRatan, California Improv Festival, Femprovisor Fest) and the dazzling Kristofer Royer (@KristoferRoyer, Arizona's Funniest Comedian Finalist, Bird City Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was an adventure in placid land. We watched the one where Rose's new boyfriend just can't get a boner. Also, Sophia is on a mission to carry out an old vendetta. We talked about senior citizen After School Specials, rosebuds and Danny Bonaduce. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the marvelous, superb Brandie Posey (@Brandazzle, Lady to Lady, Picture This!) on the Golden Girls podcast and it was the best time ever spent by humans! We watched the episode where Blanche unknowingly starts dating a blind man and she simply can't handle it. Also, the rest of the girls coach a little boy's football team. We talked about Gallagher, tapping your hood and geriatric Daredevil. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had Negativsteve (@negativsteve, The Cult of Popture, Phoenix Comicon) on the Golden Girls podcast and it was quite lovely! We watched the one where the girls' roof is falling apart and they so they try to acquire $10,000 to pay for the costs. This all involves an angry artist, an auction and a painting. Just listen. We talked about above-ground pools, spas in attics and two chefs carrying a cake. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The eccentrically lovable Tommy Cannon (@fredthemustard, Robot Destroyers Improv, Supersonic Soul) was our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast and it was awesome sauce! We watched the one where Stan gets engaged and Dorothy cannot contain her irrational jealousy and must stop the wedding. Also Sophia almost dies. We talked about Cuban-Italian fusion, My Best Friend's Wedding and tinfoil hat rooms. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the brotherly duo that is Alex Yardley(@ayardley125, Tempe Late Night, Unsinkable Creativity) and Jake Yardley (@JY125, Stand Up VS. The World, Space 55) watch an episode of the Golden Girls with us! It was great. We watched the one where Blanche's little brother comes out of the closet and Blanche simply cannot handle his manly, rugged gayness. Also, Sophia thinks she's dying. We talked about earlobe breathalyzers, frog bars and getting cremated with ham steaks. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the splendid Amy Blackwell (@BlackwellComedy, Comedy Time, Ladies of Laughter Semi-Finalist) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where the Golden Girls accidentally donate a $10,000 winning lottery ticket to a thrift store that sends them on a wild goose chase. We talked about the Minnesota hotel crash of '88, paintings that Madonna has worn and homeless patty cake. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the sublime Alley Lightfoot (@SpookyMulderrr, Bird City Comedy Festival, Snap Battles Finalist) on the Golden Girls podcast! ... And it was a BLAST!!! We always say that but this time it's REAL. We watched the 2nd part of Sophia's Wedding but you really don't need to listen to the 1st part to get it, we promise! In this one, Sophia and Max's new husband open up a knish and pizza stand. Also, Dorothy picks up smoking again. We talked about Judge Judy's face lighting, Bleeding Gums Murphy and of course, curses. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

LIVE from the Bird City Comedy Festival! Our guests this week are the astonishing, prolific Ever Mainard (@evermainard, Showtime's Knock, Knock- It's Tig, Just For Laughs) and the magical enigma that is Chris Trew (@christrew, The New Movement, Hell Yes Fest). We watched the one where Sophia reunites with an old family friend and decides that she must marry him right away. Also Rose and Blanche begin an unofficial Elvis club. We talked about butt choking, owl professors and Crambone. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

HOORAY! Finally, we had the wonderful, fanny pack-fevering Page the Village Idiot (@ptvi, The Sunday Night Show, It's No Fun Being One Dimensional) on the Golden Girls podcast! And it was a Stanisode, whoa! It was the one where Sophia gets clonked in the head with a baseball and Stan convinces her to exaggerate her injuries for money. Also, Rose and Blanche join their Miami community theater once again for their adaptation of Cats. We talked about paralyzed bingo, Law & Order: Golden Girls Unit and fake medical offices. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The super fly Carmen Lagala (@CarmenLagala, Women In Comedy Festival, Vermont's Funniest Comedian Finalist) and grandiose peep Sam Evans (@ReallySamEvans, Funniest Person in Cincinnati Finalist, Brew Ha Ha) visited and watched an amazing episode of the Golden Girls us! Hooray! We watched the episode where Rose is nominated for St. Olaf's Women of the Year Award, but Dorothy and Blanche lie about Rose's accomplishments to get her to win. We talked about clouds inside of airplanes, living in a treehouse for years and tunnel metaphors. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

We had the magical, pixel boy Ashley Naftule (@Emperor_norton, Big Pine Comedy Festival, Hollis' Traveling Treehouse and Dance Party) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was a sci-fi rom-com explosion of forgotten teenage love and aliens. We watched the one where Blanche tries to get with the only guy that has ever rejected her and Dorothy and Rose look for an alien spaceship. We talked about vagina Vietnam, Kathy Bates' face on a dude's face and UFO's taking your dick. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).