Radd and Shaum urgently fleeing their battle descend deeper in the the bowels of the Bunker. It's never been as urgent as now. 

WSPN presents our final midseason episode of our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." Presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. Our final artist is: Midnight EaselBorn out of the shadows of East Nashville, TN, Midnight Easel is comprised of brothers Ryan and Jonnie LaFave, alongside Mike Rupe.Currently writing remotely between Nashville, TN and Las Vegas, NV, Midnight Easel hopes to bring a curious blend of songwriting and soundscapes to all who will listen.Song: Final WordsSpooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020Lyrics BelowFrom across      the lake     I saw it standI analyzed it       it was writhing   swaying in the sandI can't believe what I've seen      gather your things     pack up the campQuickly as you canThe shadows                      are falling off our clothesIf we outrun the daylight     then we just might be cutting it closeA scream up on the hillside      turns us ghost whiteNowhere to go             trapped like an animalOr a criminal                that's surrounded         around us they form a lineTake this and run           he said "you are far too young"final words of the undone

WSPN presents midseason episode two of our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." Presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.Our second artist is: We are Makers."We are Ryan and Chelsea Maker. We are a married couple that's been playing music together pretty much since we met. We are lead vocalists/guitar&keys for the T.R.O.C.K. sensation Legs Nose Robinson, write and perform vocals via the internet with the electronic dance ensemble BitterPants, as well as perform in a five piece rock band called Illy and the Spells."Song: I can't spell MephistophelesSpooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020Lyrics BelowI can’t stop poppin’ babies out my fun hole

Even though I fixed that long ago

Well I had a hysterectomy 

but those demons keep coming outta me

I’m a hell mouth girl born and raised ya know

Well I do have me a type when it comes to males

It ain’t no dealbreaker if he’s horns or a tail

I’m sucker for a compliment

And A Forked tongue has its benefits

I feel pretty and shiny like he’s drinkin’ from the holy grail

Well my name sure ain’t Rosemary

And I can’t spell Mephistopheles

But mother of all he crowned me at brimstone

Now Their daddy ain’t no angel he comes and goes

He just teaches them the fun stuff like mind control

When I try to give’em a switch

I wind up makin’ a sandwich 

Back to burning another batch of clothes

When I asked his name he first replied in laughter

He said, “There’s too many to say” so I guess it don’t really matter

And though he keeps on askin’ me

I’ll be damned if he gets custody

And the irony is I’ve been damned since I met that bastard

Well my name sure ain’t Rosemary

And I can’t spell Mephistopheles

But mother of all he crowned me at brimstone

WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.First artist is Jillian Lafave.She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020Lyrics BelowCHORUS I

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the bonewastes

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

or they’ll turn your bones to dust

VERSE I

You know my dad was from the Sadlands

he was a bad man and he had plans

Ya see my mom was really headstrong

they didn't get along she called him dead wrong

but she was the one he wanted dead

He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead

CHORUS II

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

and they’ll turn her bones to dust

VERSE II

He took my mother to a graveyard

It wasn’t so hard… he caught her off guard

My father tied her to a tombstone

lit candles in a row around a pile of bones

Then he told the tale of an angry ghost

The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both

CHORUS III

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

but they’ll turn your bones to dust

BRIDGE 

I watched my dad... turn to dust

and my mother’s face faded away

and the Bonewraiths gathered round

they sang a song... I heard them say...

OUTRO 

we see a pale field of tooth and bone

unending bleached by the sun

it shall outlive and they shall stretch on

forever we’ll build our fields of bone

everywhere we reach we shall spread      

our ground of bones

like a wave across the desert of death

Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and move everything to the next level.Callers include a ruggedly handsome individualist, an aesthetically pleasant collectivist and an intangibly unknowable presence. This episode is sponsored by FARTS, Spooning in the Apocalypse, and The Dirty Flirty Partyline ConfederationFeaturing  Tavius Marshall, Nathan Connor, Ashley Marshall, Drew Collins, Kat Jones, and Kristina Hemphill.Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Developed by: Nathan Connor, Drew Collins and Tavius Marshall. Literary Convention Coordinator: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and explore perfectly normal scratches, abrasions, and contusions.The caller is an empathic healer.This episode is sponsored by scratches, abrasions and contusions, "Jodie," and FUD CMPANIE. Featuring Tavius Marshall, Ashley Marshall, Audra Harvey, Mandy Panozzo-Clay, Nathan Connor, Drew Collins, Justin Harvey, and Kristina Hemphill.Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Developed by: Nathan Connor, Drew Collins and Tavius Marshall. Words-words-words: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and schedule our personal time off.Callers include a handyman looking for a handy job and a man with a grudge against his in-laws.This episode is sponsored by "The 5 Ways to Make Your Time" - a 10 week Two York best seller, C.H.A.R.I.T.Y., and Poddy Training.Featuring  Tavius Marshall, Ashley Marshall, Audra Harvey, Nathan Connor, Drew Collins, Michael Barger, Kat Jones and Chris Hemphill.Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Developed by: Nathan Connor, Drew Collins and Tavius Marshall. Scrivener: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and get spiritual (spiritual). 

Callers include an upper case O.G. and a lower case bro g.This episode is sponsored by Dr. Jeff Mindbender, The Pretty Lady Daily, and Piles. Featuring Tavius Marshall, Nathan Connor, Audra Harvey, Justin Harvey, Mandy Panozzo-Clay, Ashley Marshall, Drew Collins and Kristina Hemphill.Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Languaglier: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

(This story is serial in nature. Maybe start at the first episode.)Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and total our tallys.Callers include an impossible machine and an answering machine.This episode is sponsored by Jammies, "Jodie," and Dranbly Tonnage's Commercial Review.

Featuring Audra Harvey, Kat Jones, Mandy Panozzo-Clay, Ashley Marshall, Drew Collins, Nathan Connor, Jill LaFave and Tavius Marshall.Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Wordster: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

(This story is serial in nature. Please Start at the first episode.)Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and connect connections.Callers include someone who doesn't sweat under pressure or on the mic and a self-made, self-help theater proprietor. This episode is sponsored by The Joined Un-dead Marchers B Later Youths and The Church of Gryllidae

Featuring Nathan Connor, Kat Jones, Drew Collins, Audra Harvey,  Mandy Panozzo-Clay,  Ashley Marshall, Tavius Marshall, and Jon Royal.Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Man of Letters: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.