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This week we go through some rap music to see if cultural appropriation is worse than a very boring song. You get to decide between: Busta Rhymes: #TWERKIT
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Chris Brown: Iffy
Shitty Song of the Week history is made as something we've talked about happening for 4 years finally happens. Also some other stuff happens too. Anyway, there is a clear winner this week.
This week we decided to play a round of Killing Babies! We're joined by Jodie, Teresa, Mike and Travis as we pick through some shitty lyrics and see if we can come up with our own Shitty Song of the Week. Be sure to subscribe to us on YouTube for future episodes of Killing Babies: The Game Show https://www.youtube.com/@shittysongoftheweek8591
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It's time to celebrate St Patrick's Day! And only a week late. But that's alright! Karl from Who Are These Podcasts fills in for Red this week as we go through some Celtic music. Can a song about Irish history dedicated to the Ukraine beat 3 bagpipes in one band? Of course it can't do be stupid. But you get to decide between:
Flogging Molly: A Song of Liberty
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Red Hot Chili Pipers: Flower of Scotland
Its a country hybrid show down this week as Red and Branden bring two god awful songs. But what is more infuriating, a band trying something they don't do usually and sucking at it? Or some dumb bitch who gives Hick Hop a bad name. You get to decide between:
Belmont: Country Girl
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Katie Noel: Southern
This week Doug from Who's Right joins the show to go through some of the most over rated rap songs to exist. You get to decide is a retarded mush mouth is worse than retarded lyrics. You get to decide between: Puff Daddy: Can't Nobody Hold Me Down
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Run DMC: King of Rock
God damnit as if Electro-Punk wasn't bad enough. This week we go through some bullshit called CrunkCore. Think Brokencyde, remember them? Yeah, it's going to be fun. Bobby Booshay from 50 Shades of Booshay joins the show to see if immature dumb lyrics can beat a band of pussholes. Like the biggest pussies we've ever brought to the show. You get to decide between: Blood on the Dance Floor: Unforgiven
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Dot Dot Curve: I'm the Sex Man
Electro-Punk. What is it? Seriously, what is it? It sounds like shit. All of it. This is on of the more painful genres that we've gone through and you can thank Teresa for bringing it up this week. You get to decide what is worse between: Rainbowlicker: Jekyll and Hyde
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Mindless Self Indulgence: Panty Shot
This week its a battle of washed up rockstars. Branden found a brand new song from an 80s metal band no one thought they'd hear from again. And Red brought the sad attempt at a comeback from a rock icon. It's a choice between: Manowar: Laut Unt Hart, Stark Und Schnell
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David Lee Roth: Nothing Could Have Stopped Us Anyway
It's a battle of shitty Pop music this week. Branden brings back a dumb bitch who sings about body positivity when she shouldn't. And Red brought an abomination that truly deserves to be here. You get to decide between:
Meghan Trainor: Made You Look
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M.I.A: Paper Planes
This week we take a trip back in time as Dr Steve from Weird Medicine joins the show in an attempt to find the wimpiest song of all time. Can a not so subtle pedophile anthem beat the lamest representation of the hippie movement? You get to decide between:
Gary Puckett: Young Girl
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Scott McKenzie: Are You Going to San Francisco
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It's our first wildcard episode of the year! Branden brought a washed up punk band singing about an old car. And Red brought a Larry David inspired rap song featuring some big names. You get to decide between:
Dropkick Murphys: Cadillac Cadillac
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Snoop Dogg: Crip Ya Enthusiasm
This fucking rap episode is all over the place. The guys went to way opposite ends of the spectrum to find out what is more annoying. A song paying tribute to a 40 year old dance, or a song about pedophilia by a woman who can't help herself from rapping about her pussy. Either way you get to decide between:
Ouiwey Collins feat Bootsy Collins: Ickey Shuffle
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CupcakKe: Pedophile
It's time for a good ole' fashioned Country music showdown! Both Branden and Red bring songs from country music icons. But can a new song that tries to remove any part of country music from the song, oh and it has scat in yet, beat a song about a bunch of preachy bullshit with a surprise ending. You get to decide between:
Shania Twain: Giddy Up
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Hank Williams Jr: Red White and Pink Slip Blues
It's 2023 and that means a whole new season of terrible music to review! We decided to kick things off with some metal music to see what is more upsetting, a metal cover of a irritating earworm? Or when a metal icon goes soft to shine a light on homelessness? You get to decide between:
Ten Masked Men: Blue
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Megadeth: Breadline
It's the holidays and that can only mean one thing... Shitty Song of the Year!! Wait, we already did that. That means...oh shit. It's a fucking Christmas special. Join us and Delvin Cox as we go through way more holiday music than you could possibly imagine.
We'll be back in 2023 with a whole new season of shit music to go through!
So we were trying to figure out what to do for the rest of the year. Now that Shitty Song of the Year is over how will we fill the rest of the weeks? And the R Kelly decided to drop a new album. Well they did take it offline so I'm not sure if he wanted it to come out. But I was able to get my hands on it before it went away and Red and I go through some of the tracks. Including his confession songs. Holy shit this is a ride worth taking.
THIS IS IT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE! Join myself, Red, Adam, Jodie, Pepper, Mike, Teresa, Delvin and Myster Magenta as we go through the final 14 and determine which song is truly the Shitty Song of the Year. Friendships are tested as decisions are made and songs get whittled away. Also someone pulls a gun on our judges. All ending in a way that will truly surprise you! It's been a great 2022 and this is the perfect way to wrap it up.
It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right it's time for the 2022 Shitty Song of the Year showdown! Join myself, Red, Teresa, Jodie B, Adam, Pepper, Mike, Delvin, Myster Magenta and Karl as we go through the top 28 shit songs of the year and see which ones can move past the first round. We also hand out some special awards for songs that stood out for other reasons than just being shit. This is an epic battle you do not want to miss!
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The second half of the year is over so it's time for another Qualifier round before Shitty Song of the Year. Myster Magenta joins the show as we go through the last 20 winners to see which ones deserve to move on to compete in a couple weeks.
Its our final match up for the year and we decided to make it a wildcard episode! Branden brought a rap song with the most overuse of samples in the history of music. And Red brought hard rock cultural appropriation with mild tokenism. Can you decide which is worse? Because we have a hard time figuring it out. You get to decide between: Brian Wilson: Smart Girls
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Jackyl: Just Like A Negro
It's a battle of wuss rock this week as we begin wrapping up the year before Shitty Song of the Year. Can a song that's just loud noise and lyrics that don't go together beat the worst fan tribute ever recorded? You get to decide between:
Pacifier: Bullitproof
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Jimmy Eat World: Hear You Me
This week we're joined by the Baby Killer himself Jodie B to go through some country music. Can a song about America beat a story of karma and maybe lust? Can Branden and Red quit bickering long enough to agree a song is bad? You get to decide between: Hardy: Wait in the Truck
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Toby Keith: American Ride
Things are about to get strange as we go through what we call "Avant Garde" Rock. Branden wanted to try killing one more of his babies while Teresa from the new show "Story For a Song" decided to bring the retarded offshoot of a previous winner. Can a 6 minute cluster fuck of pretentious chaos beat a song written by people with the mental capabilities of a 10 year old who just discovered swears? You get to decide between: Nuclear Rabbit: The Midgetaur
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Retard-O-Bot- Piggly Wiggly
Let's talk rap, it sucks. Let me rephrase that, this weeks rap sucks. Holy shit this is a rough one. Branden brings a song that could possibly be good, if everything about it wasn't terrible. And Red brings a song believed to be "self censored" and full of mixed messages and weird voices. You get to decide between: Acid Souljah: Ok Yea!!!
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Madchild: Work For It
This get heavy and oddly weird this week as we go through I guess you could call it rock. Branden brought a song that goes in every direction possible in the worst way, and Red brings something incredibly dull, repetitive and full of whispering. It's all complete bullshit but you get to decide between:
Kim Dracula: Make Me Famous
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Parkway Drive: If A God Can Bleed
It's time that we take a moment to highlight a couple celebrities who think they can make music. Myster Magenta once again joins the show to see if bad production can beat lazy song writing. Can the worst example of auto tune beat something that a literal retard might be responsible for? It's the battle of the vapid cum dumpsters as we go through:
Farrah Abraham: Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom
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Paris Hilton: Turn it Up
This week we're joined by someone as we settle a dispute. We were threatened with "legal parameters" for what we do. Well it turns out we don't respond well to threats. We may need to get a lawyer this week as we go through:
Cabell Rhode: Paid in Full
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Tracy Lee: Invisible
Hyperpop, what is Hyperpop? Do you know? We spent this episode trying to figure it out but I don't think we got very far with that. Anyway, Branden really phoned it in, well it wouldn't be considered that if not for the savage beating that Red gave him. Seriously it's so bad this shit is almost unfair to bring to the show. Anyway you get to decide what's worse (although lets not kid ourselves) between:
100 Gecs: Money Machine
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Black Dresses: Crush
It's mother against daughter this week as Jodie B joins the show to break down some pop music. Can an elderly pop icon continue to stay relevant with the youth by adding a catchphrase and a famous rapper? Can a daughter follow in her mothers footsteps by singing with her mouth shut? You get to decide between: Madonna: Bitch I'm Madonna
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Lolahol: Lock and Key
It's time for shit to get painful as the guys get into some more pop music. Once again Branden brings a song by some stupid attention seeking bitch that surprise, he doesn't like very much. While Red decides he's gonna try and get the show canceled with a song performed by the youngest person to transition from male to female. Can a song about a potentially fake rape story beat a song about getting faded, all the time. Like seriously, ALL THE TIME. It's fucking stupid. But you get to decide between:
Demi Lovato: 29
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Kim Petras: Faded
This week things get rough as Branden, Red and Adam from The Internet is a Toilet go through some songs about parenting. Can an extremely whiny metal song about a pussy too scared to kill himself beat a VERY LONG song about child rape by an imaginary parent? Just a warning there is way more crying in this episode than you would expect. Holy shit these guys are serious fucking pussies. Anyway you get to decide between:
Beartooth: Sick and Disgusting
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Korn: Daddy
It's a baby killer edition this week as Branden and Red challenge each other to bring a song from a band the other enjoy. Two terrible filler songs go head to head to see what is more upsetting, a droning monotone suck fest with zero effort put into it. Or a song with hardly any music and the worst vocal fry we've ever covered. You get to decide between:
Pearl Jam: Bu$hleaguer
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Dave Matthews Band: That Girl is You
This week we really bring some painful rap music. Branden was presented a dead baby that shat all over an iconic song. And Red brought an abomination created by the duo you never knew you wanted, because no one really wanted it. Also isn't one of them a rapist or something? I don't know but what I do know is that you have to decide between: Jeris Johnson: Raining Blood
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Gucci Mane/ Marilyn Manson: Fancy Bitch
This week we're joined by Mike from WFOD as we go through some punk songs. Branden begrudgingly kills a baby with the worst song they made. While Mike brings us an already dead baby. You get to decide what's worse, a lazy attempt at a remix with monster sounds and spacey bullshit. Or an anti suicide song that victim blames and makes everything about everyone except the person who's suicidal. Your choices this week are:
Green Day (with Godzilla): Brain Stew
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Sum 41: Catching Fire
It's time for another country music showdown! This week Branden brings a song from someone who was way more successful with his other band. And Red brought half of a country music duo to see if "progress" can beat a whiny breakup song? Or maybe it's political? Either way its trash. You get to decide between:
Aaron Lewis: Sticks and Stones
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John Rich: Progress
This week Branden would like to apologize to everyone. The heat got to him and he took it out on a "child" who absolutely deserves it. What's got him so upset? Both of these songs are hard to get through. I mean really it's just awful.
The guys go through some pop music to see what is worse; a repetitive nonsensical "song" with a major overuse of the word "on". Or an ultra upbeat piece of shit about achieving your dreams performed by a teenager with the mind of a 4 year old. You get to decide between: Oliver Tree: Life Goes On
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Jojo Siwa: D.R.E.A.M
It's a battle of washed up 80s icons this week as we are joined for the first time by a listener. Myster Magenta challenged us to see what is worse, a heavy metal song that tip toes around the idea of fucking some pussy? Or an ultra soft and confusing love ballad about a potential stripper that the lead singer wants to impregnate. You get to decide between:
Pantera: PST '88
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Motley Crue: Glitter
It's the Wuss Rock music battle you never wanted! This week the guys get into some of the most boring, repetitive, douchey songs they've ever brought to see if a whiny protest anthem can beat out audible nonsense. You get to decide between:
Five for Fighting: Can One Man Save The World
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Coldplay: A Whisper
This week Branden brings a song to Red that he enjoyed and Red shat all over it! A challenge was issued for Red to bring two rap icons to the show and try to prove why they make dog shit. Can a rap about a painting? Or maybe a woman? Or someones mom getting fucked? Either way can a shit rap beat a song about how much weed Snoop smokes? Spoilers: He smokes a lot of weed. You get to decide between: Lil Pump & Soulja Boy: Mona Lisa
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Eminem & Snoop Dogg: From the D 2 The LBC
With the first qualifier over with its time to wipe the slate clean with a new roundup of shit music. And what better way to kick things off than with some new rock from some rock icons. Can a rehashing of a 30 year old song beat a love song dedicated to an instrument? You get to decide between:
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Black Summer
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Def Leppard: This Guitar
It's time to break up Shitty Song of the Year with our first qualifier round! First we take care of some business by settling a couple ties but then we get right into the important shit. And joining us to go through everything is that mother fucking baby killer himself Jodie B. It's time for Shitty Song of the Week Thunderdome! 26 songs enter, only 13 get to move on to the main event in December. Which 13 make it through? Tune in to find out!
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! We are only a few days away from the first Shitty Song of the Year Qualifier round and we are giving you the chance to change the outcome! Head over to shittysong.show/vote where you get to decide which 2 loser songs get to come back and compete!
We also wanted to give you all a special bonus episode to thank you for all the support that's been given. Adam from the Internet is a Toilet comes back to go through some Dishonorable Mentions. A show which can be found at patreon.com/ssotw. Adam also brings back one of the hardest games ever played!
It's time for another rap battle as Red and Branden try to figure this genre out. Can spooky rapping about pussy beat a list of "miracles"? Will the guys ever learn how magnets work? You get to decide between:
Radio Base: Demon Time
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Insane Clown Posse: Miracles
We got ourselves a redemption round this week as we are joined by Teresa from Bad Poets Society AND Jodie B from Po Boys to go through some pop songs. Can an upbeat song with bizarre body positivity messages beat musical child rape? Probably not but you get to decide between:
Tila Tsoli: Bimbo Doll
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B*Witched: C'est La Vie
It's time to go through one of the most unnecessary categories in music, sequel songs. Pepper from History Buffs joins the show to see if an upbeat, modern, hip hop version of a song can beat a practically note for note copy of an already shitty but popular song. You get to decide between:
Billy Ray Cyrus/ Buck 22: Achy Breaky 2
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Charlie Daniels: The Devil Comes Back to Georgia
It's a punk rock episode this week! Red and Branden go head to head and kill some babies in order to see what is worse, a whiny acoustic break up song with some naughty words? Or a middle aged anthem about fucking set to swing music. You get to decide between:
Makeout: Secrets
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The Offspring: We Never Have Sex Anymore
We're paying tribute to tribute songs this week. Jon from Jon Breaks Bad News joins us this week to see what is worse, a rehashing of another song that's filled with dumb baseball references, or a slow Neil Diamond knock off dedicated to Long Island. You get to decide between:
Scott Stapp: Marlins Will Soar
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Kenny Mannetta: Long Island Boy
This week the guys travel back in time to go through some 90's rock, and immediately Branden regrets it. Can a confusing song with dumb lyrics and a horrible singer beat a ridiculously long, droning, dull song with a terrible mix and feedback solos? You get to decide between:
No Doubt: Trapped In A Box
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Blur: Coffee and TV
It's time to break out the razor blades as we go through music you asked us to cover, Emo Rap. It's an artist vs content episode this week as we try to figure out what is worse; a really repetitive rap with almost no emo content. Or a whiny vocal fry rap about getting high and dying. You get to decide between:
Lil Peep: You Can't Touch Me
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Jumex: Trapped
This week Teresa from Bad Poets Society joins the show to take a look at some artist that attempt country music. One of us brings a country song about trucks (go figure) and one of us brings a song that is actually good. You get to decide which is worse between:
Joey Dennis: The Truck Song
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Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters: Quicker than Liquor
It's a wildcard episode this week as Adam comes back on the show with some of the most confusing music we've gone through. Can a song with everything wrong with it and horrible shrieking beat a song with unconventional instruments and pretentious bullshit. You get to decide between:
OneDay: Whatever Floats Your Boat (Or Sink It)
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Superorganism: The Prawn Song
This week Branden and Red go down one of the most bizarre rabbit holes as they take a look at some country music. Can a song ripping off another hit beat what can be considered the greatest vocals brought to the show. You get to decide between:
Bo Daddy Harris: Queen of My Heart
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Jake Owen: I Was Jack (You Were Diane)
This week Karl from Who Are These Podcasts joins the show to go through some of the worst rock songs of the 2000's. Can a douche rock song with reggaeton vocals and cheerleaders for background singers beat a metal song with horrible everything and a snare drum that is a crime against nature? You get to decide between:
Skindred: That's My Jam
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Metallica: Purify
We also check out the song Stuttering John wrote with Joe Walsh and try to figure out why this was a good idea.
This week Branden and Red go through some shit female rappers to see what is more irritating; a shitty beat or ridiculous lyrics and a tone deaf voice. You get to decide between:
Leikeli47: Chitty Bang
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Summer Reign: Tighten Up
It's time to get up and dance as we go through club/pop music. Mike from WFOD joins the show to see what is worse. A song performed by reality show stars who have no business making music. Or a song by a one hit wonder trying to make a comeback on the coattails of a dead guy. You get to decide between:
Silva Twins: Lock Your Number
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Lou Bega: Scatman and Hatman
It's time for another America vs Australia showdown as Turch from We Only Do One Take joins the show. Can a chivalrous rapper be worse than a couple teens screaming about getting fucked up and freaky? You get to decide between: Bangz: Take U to Da Movies
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Brokencyde: Freaxxx
This week Delvin Cox joins the show to go through some rap music. Can a song about wanting to fuck with some questionable lyrics beat a song with a 1920's detective theme and nonsense music? You get to decide between: Notorious B.I.G: Dreams
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Nas: Who Killed It
This week Branden couldn't make it, but that didn't stop Red from having that motherfucker Jodie B on to shit on some arena rock. Can a "sportsball anthem" beat a whole lot of mumbling and noise? You get to decide between:
All Good Things: For the Glory
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U2: Numb
It's a battle of shitty solo artists as Adam joins the show once again to see what is more upsetting to listen to. A song with horrible keys and annoying vocals, or an out of tune song about Ringworm. You get to decide between:
Paul McCartney: Temporary Secretary
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Van Morrison: Ringworm
Jon from Jon Breaks Bad News joins the show this week to go through some folk punk. Can a song with a horrible singer and lyrics that are impossible to decipher beat a song with ridiculous lyrics and a droning vocalist. You get to decide between:
O'Death: Down to Rest
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Kimya Dawson: The Beer
It's time to go through some cover songs! Teresa from Bad Poets Society joins the show to discuss what is the bigger disappointment; an incredibly poppy EDM "punk" cover of a pop song? Or an industrial "punk" cover of a hip hop classic. Get ready to kill one of Reds babies as we break down: Attack Attack!: I Kissed a Girl
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Mindless Self Indulgence: Big Poppa
This week Branden and Red go back in time to take a look at some classic rock to see what is more disappointing, a song with some of the dumbest lyrics to ever exist? Or a bizarrely upbeat breakup song with an annoying piano? You get to choose between: Alice Cooper: Lost In America
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REO Speedwagon: In Your Letter
It's a Royal Rumble this week as we're joined by the guys from 69 Whiskey to break down some wrestling intro songs. Can a soft sweet doo wap song beat essentially a shitty ringtone that's nothing but scat? You get to decide between: Bertha Faye: Sweet Lovin' Arms
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Blue Pants: Blue
This week Branden and Red go through two rap songs to see what is more enraging. A song by a rap icon simping for a middle aged model. Or an emo rap song that gets screamed at you with an annoying hook. You get to decide between: Snoop Dogg/ Heidi Klum: Chai Tea with Heidi
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Mario Judah: Remember Your Name
This week Adam comes back to go through some of the worst live performances we could find. Can a popular song slowed way down and featuring an overhyped guest singer beat a generic pop punk tragedy by the daughter of rock royalty. You get to decide between:
Korn featuring Amy Lee: Freak on a Leash
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Kelly Osborne: Shut Up
It's the first round of 2022 and we are going through some shitty country music! Can an upbeat earworm that advertises for a bunch of places beat a slow country doo-wap song with incestuous overtones? You get to decide between: Walker Hayes: Fancy Like
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Garth Brooks: We Belong to Each Other
This is it. The final round of Shitty Song of the Year! Join Red and myself as we go through the top 12 and really break down these songs to find the worst song of the year.
It's round two of Shitty Song of the Year and Jodie B joins us to go through the top 25 songs. Who's going to move onto the finals? Did your favorite get cut? Tune in to find out!
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Of course I'm talking about Shitty Song of the Year!!! Over the year we've gone through 88 songs that we'd argue deserved the to move on and compete in December. But only 44 were able to move on and today we go through all 44 entries! It's the first round and to help us go through all this shit we are joined by Adam as we whittle down all these shit songs to find the top 22 that get to compete in round 2
This week Red comes back to go over a category that we'll call douche rock in order to see what's worse, a novelty hard rock song with a poor choice in lead singer and lame lyrics, or a bland song with a tired overplayed metaphor that is covered in douche chills. Seriously there is a clear winner this week. But you get to decide between:
Cuestack feat David Hasselhoff: Through the Night
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Five Finger Death Punch: Jekyll & Hyde
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This week Adam from The Internet is a Toilet joins the show to discuss songs that were written for the artists children. Can a song written and sung by a drummer that features no drums and could have been written by a 5 year old beat a song written with way too many lyrics that covers every age of the writers kid. You get to decide between: Motley Crue: Brandon
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Peter Cetera: Apple of Your Daddy's Eye
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It's time for our final America vs Australia showdown of the year! We are joined once again by Turch from We Only Do One Take to go through two horrible pop songs. Can a remake of a song written by a 13 year old girl beat a song performed by an MTV made boy band featuring Chris Farley's brother? You get to decide between: Nikki Webster: Strawberry Kisses
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2Gether: The Hardest Part of Breaking Up
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This week Turch from We Only Do One Take joins the show for a wildcard episode to see what is more disappointing. A wannabe upbeat "reggae" song with nonsense lyrics and a musical token, or an old reggae cover of a gospel song composed by a man considered to be a guitar god. You get to decide between: David Lee Roth: No Big Ting
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Eric Clapton: Swing Low Sweet Chariot
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This week Crippled Jesus joins the show for a generic rock episode to see if Cake has what it takes to beat Weezer for the title. Can a song with droning boring lyrics that make no sense beat a song written about clothing but self edited to sound childish and dumb? You get to decide between: Weezer: Where's My Sex
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Cake: Frank Sinatra
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This week Adam comes back to the show to go through a general pop episode. Can a #1 hit song with the dumbest childish lyrics beat out a blatant Michael Jackson ripoff with shit skits and terrible talk singing? You get to decide between:
Owl City: Fireflies
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Corey Feldman: Duh
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This week Vinnie Paulino from the Creep Off joins the show and Branden phones it in as we go through the musical career of a couple wrestlers. But really it's great opportunity to shit all over Hulk Hogan. You get to decide who has the worst song this week between:
Hulk Hogan: Beach Patrol
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Macho Man Randy Savage: Be a Man
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Mike from WFOD comes back to the show to go through some 90's hip hop to see what is worse. A song with a lame story and more than half of it is the hook. Or a song that tells the story of a little bitch who can't handle kinky pussy. You get to decide between:
City High: What Would You Do
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Vanilla Ice: Stop That Train
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This week we pander to those who pander to the masses about the Red, White and Blue, fishing, Jesus and America as Jake from Fartmouth podcast joins the show with some pandering Country music to see what is worse. A song pandering to America on its birthday, or a song pandering to literally every known country stereotype. You get to decide between:
Florida Georgia Line: I Love My Country
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Toby Keith: Happy Birthday America
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This week things get oddly country as Branden and Jodie go through some hick hop to see what is more infuriating; a song with a depressing rhythm, out of place solos and virtually every stereotype in the lyrics. Or a song that really has no substance to it and may be on the show just to piss people off. You get to decide this week between: Apalachee Falls: Country Roads
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Cowboy Troy: Bus Driver
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This week things take an interesting turn as Branden and Red dive into the music of some famous YouTubers to see what is more annoying to listen to: some upbeat dance track that's filled with slurs, or a trap rap song written by a streamer who was banned from a game? What song has Red so furious with Branden this week? You get to decide which song is worse between:
Jeffery Star: Blow Me
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Faze Jarvis: Banned 4 Life
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This week Branden travels to Red's kill shack in West Virginia to go through some brand new country songs to see what is worse: when country music uses every stereotype to pander to its fans. Or when they decide to go the exact opposite route as a "Fuck You" to the fans. You get to decide between:
Darius Rucker: Beers and Sunshine
vs
Brantley Gilbert: Worst Country Song of All Time
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This week we take a look at one of the most iconic hip hop groups ever, and a shit hit song that they decided to censor themselves. Delvin Cox joins the show to see what is worse between that or when a former member of said group goes solo and raps about one of his biggest fears. Oh and also god gets thrown into the mix because why not? You get to decide this week between:
2 Live Crew: Pop That Pussy (Pop That Coochie)
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Knowdaverbs: Plane Scared
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Jodie B returns to the show in an attempt to kill one of Branden's babies. It's surf rock vs new wave this week as we take a step back in time to see what is more offensive. A song with nonsense lyrics and random obnoxious noises, or a song that covers parts of songs and throws in the worst synth solos you've ever heard. You get to decide between:
B-52's: Rock Lobster
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Devo: Secret Agent Man
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This week Adam comes back to celebrate the world of women in music. Specifically how terrible it can be. We cover a wide variety of songs to see what is worse, a Lady Gaga knockoff song with lyrics that make no sense and barely rhyme. Or a retarded pop punk song about working on mental health sung by two famous "musicians" who have never grown in their lives. You get to decide between:
Willow/Avril Lavigne: Grow
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Jada: This Party's on Fire
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Devan from Rubberneckers joins the show this week with an 80's wild card episode! He brings a song that his cohost really likes but apparently is dogshit. But can it beat the song Branden brings? What's worse: a slow droning song about literally nothing, or an ultra upbeat song with annoying hooks and retarded lyrics. You get to decide between: Cold Chisel: Cheap Wine
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Q-Feel: Dancin' in Heaven
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Break out your JNCO jeans and flip your baseball hats backwards, it's time to give it all for the Nookie as we dive into one of the musical anomalies of the world, Limp Bizkit. Boomer Bob joins the show this week to go through the evolution of one song and try to figure out which version is worse. A song with massive musical drop offs and droning vocals, or a song that is just 4 minutes of name dropping and shout outs. You get to decide between:
Cambodia
vs
Show Me What You Got
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This week Crippled Jesus comes back to go through a couple 90's rock songs from classic rockers. Two heavy hitters go head to head to see what is more infuriating; a song trying to sound like everything that was popular at the time, or a song written about a color and not a metaphor for anything whatsoever? You get to decide this week between:
Def Leppard: All I Want Is Everything
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Aerosmith: Pink
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This week we take a look at a couple country songs to see what is worse, a song being spoken to you with a metronome for a beat, or a sad poser country song that rips off every other country song out there. You get to decide which takes the title between:
Sam Hunt: Breaking Up Was Easy In The 90's
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Morgan Wallen: Sand In My Boots
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This week Branden is joined by Royce and Mersh from Revenge of the Cis to go through the audio abortion known as 90's pop rock. This is a genre that we don't go through often and for good reason, it's painful. But we suffer through these two shit heaps to see which is worse, a song filled with lyrical nonsense and skits for some reason. Or a song fixated on the dumbest object and thinking you can tell a whole story around it. You get to decide between: Len: Steal My Sunshine
vs
OMC: How Bizarre
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This week we go way back to the early 70's to see what made country music so great. And by that I mean ridiculous outdated lyrics and perhaps the biggest musical ripoff of another artists work. Comedian and host of the Todd Glass show Todd Glass joins us to find out if Merle Haggard has what it takes to beat Glenn Campbell for the title. You get to decide between:
Merle Haggard: Okie From Muskogee
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Glenn Campbell: Rhinestone Cowboy
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It's a celebrity wild card episode this week as we go through two songs that couldn't be more different but they have one thing in common. They were written and performed by actors, athletes, any sort of celebrity that decided to branch out and try music. And holy fuck these two never should have done that. But you get to decide what is worse, a braggadocious basketball rap with too much bass and a model feature, or a good ole' fashioned drinkin' tune by two buddies who couldn't be in the same room to record. The choice oddly enough is between: Kobe Bryant: K.O.B.E
vs
Clint Eastwood: Bar Room Buddies
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Lame guitar solos, lazy, douchey lyrics, and the most unoriginal, sterile radio friendly bullshit you've ever heard. We go back in time with that Motherfucker himself Jodie B to the early 2000's to take a look at a genre known a "Butt Rock" to see if acoustic Finger Eleven can beat out the blip on the radar known as Hinder. You get to decide between:
Finger Eleven: Paralyzer
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Hinder: Lips of an Angel
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This week Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? returns to the show to break down the phenomenon that was 80's hip hop. We go through two icons in the genre to try and figure out what it was that made this music so popular to begin with. And all of this to answer the question of what is worse, a song about teenage angst and pedophilia by a man that is universally beloved. Or a song about friendship by what sounds like some of the loneliest people ever. You get to decide this week between: Fresh Prince: Parents Just Don't Understand
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Whodini: Friends
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Can a song about the weather beat a song about a woman that could never exist? Adam from The Internet is a Toilet podcast joins the show to help decide which Boy Band is worse between: HeartBeat Boys: I Like The Rain
vs
O*Town: Liquid Dreams
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This may be one of the more evenly matched battles we've had on the show. Pandering lyrics, out of place music and lackluster guitar solos are whats featured as we dive into some horrible country music. Does Florida Georgia Line have what it takes to beat some American Idol reject Jimmie Allan? You get to decide between:
Florida Georgia Line: Long Live
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Jimmie Allan: Freedom Was a Highway
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Horrible sex metaphors, whiny rich boys, and so many blatant rip-offs. Eric Zane from the Eric Zane Show joins us this week to try and see if repeat offender Alice Cooper has what it takes to take down Iron Maiden front man Bruce Dickinson. Can Alice's sexy voice and shitty building ethics beat Bruce and his sad attempt to replicate 80's rock songs. Who has what it takes between:
Alice Cooper: House of Fire
vs
Bruce Dickinson: Tattooed Millionaire
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