*NOT A JOKE, SO STOP ASKING!* News brief. Exposing the CONSPIRACIES and dark secrets that HIDE in plain sight, nestled within your nightly news!
Time to read between the headlines!!
36 Available Episodes (36 Total)Average duration: 00:17:13
Jul 12, 2019
Latin Pastor Says Kids Love Their Cages! Suck it Dems!!!
00:10:43
After a series of 18 laryngeal polyp surgeries (F U Obamacare!) I can stop spitting blood for long enough to spit some truth!
So, the Dems say the detention centers are all bad and evil, but I've got a LATIN PASTOR who says differently. In fact, he says they are overwhelmingly good...or at least that he was overwhelmingly surprised, which is basically the same thing. RPT and I'm back like chiropracty!
Sep 28, 2018
Kavanaugh Cries at Hearing! Women are Liers! Fake News!
00:24:36
The Kavanaugh hearing was mostly hearing Ford lie like all women! Made the poor guy cry with her false statement! Live stream of America burning! Season 2 Begins NOW!
Jul 09, 2018
Guns Don't Kill: Refugees & Liberals Do!
00:15:51
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, or to a toddler's birthday party! Maniac crashes toddler's party and stabs 9 people (refugees), definitively proving gun control is ridiculous. Guns could have protected those children! Liberals to blame for child-stabbing massacre!!!
Jun 29, 2018
Make America "Normal" Again!!! note: I'm not Being Creepy!
00:27:33
The Night Eagle returns! Drugged into complacency by the liberal elite, we turn to the geniuses at Townhall to explain how Trump is great, libs R dumb, and why our Final Solution must be to make America "normal" again ;)
Jun 06, 2018
BONUS: Post-Election Apathetic Liberal Ranting
00:16:40
Hello Pillers! Post-election bonus content! I've been detained and dehumanized by the government, but I've managed to escape. I've had to enlist the help of a liberal douchebag to get my Truth back on the air, and in exchange I agreed to let him preach his shitty nihilistic gospel to my huge audience. Please bear with him, he is good at technology, so in the end this is a good thing for us.
May 22, 2018
Robots & Ramadan: No One is Safe!
00:13:53
FFS robots are growing human organs!!?? And getting periods!? Plus, Trump is tweeting about Ramadan!?? Is HE TOO a robot impostor??
May 16, 2018
Freedom Flash: Nice Stuff Said About Trump!
00:11:09
Introducing our Freedom Flash segment! Breaking news stories, you hear it here first! Today, we have people saying nice things about Trump. Stuff about Israel, mostly. But, like, just nice stuff in general.
Freedom Flash!
May 14, 2018
Every Cheerleader Makes the Team: Even Uggos and Fatties!!!!
00:15:18
At 3:00pm on May 7th, my heart died. Millenials invaded the one thing heretofore sacred, the institution of cheerleading. Our children will be DYING because some untrained snowflake didn't want to work hard, made the team anyway, and is now dropping girls left and right!!! WHERE'S THE GODDAMN WILL SMITH MOVIE ABOUT THAT!!??
May 08, 2018
Girls Allowed in Boy Scouts!? Male Rights Under Attack!!!
00:26:40
Call me old fashioned, but I don't cry misogyny every time a policy specifically discriminates against women! The Boy Scouts, now called Scouts BSA, have been been metaphorically castrated! There is no place left for a white man in society...or even in the woods! Say goodbye to manhood, it just went through menarche.
May 01, 2018
#Metoo Kills Beloved Preacher!
00:22:36
Another victim is claimed in the liberal's plan to wipe out all conservative men. Due to (potentially, but almost certainly not) erroneous accusations, a golden-haired preacher has committed suicide. All he ever did was love people (and occasionally try to love underage people...) and this is how he is treated! Sad!
Apr 28, 2018
Sanctuary City Killing American Children!!!
00:21:30
Oakland mayor has blood on her hands, according to Jamiel Shaw Sr, for letting criminals run amok! He says we need to get rid of illegal immigrants! Oh, you think I'm racist? Well, guess what. That Jamiel guy is black!!!! So...suck on that! Also, MY LAWYER IS JEWISH!!!
Apr 26, 2018
Episode 25 Special: THE END IS NIGH!!!
00:23:43
Monkeys mating across species lines!? Human body part factory, some of them grown on live pigs!? Is that angelic trumpeting I hear in the background? Also, a promo visit from God and the Conversations with God podcast! There's something for everyone!
Apr 11, 2018
5G Internet: A Network of Death Towers! Eugenics Technology!
00:25:55
5G is a globalist conspiracy! A network of death towers! Internet or phone, it is a technical danger to you and your family!
Apr 04, 2018
Youtube Shooting! Woman, Not Terrorist. Hillary Supporter?
00:16:06
Female active shooter at youtube! Not a terrorist, she's white. Some guy supports the 2nd amendment.
Did she love Hillary? Statistically, yes.
Apr 02, 2018
Easter: Pagan Origins? OF COURSE NOT YOU HEATHEN DEVIL!!!
00:13:50
What are the origins of Easter? Is it from Pagans? No, don't be stupid, its about Jesus. Its about eggs, bunnies, egg hunts, god, jesus, and NOT ISHTAR!!
Mar 31, 2018
Illegal Army Marching Through Mexico!! Soros Funded!??
00:21:31
An army of (probably Soros-funded) Illegals marching North through Mexico!! A horde of Latin Americans are headed straight for our border!! Will nothing stop their evil Jewish overlord!??
Mar 29, 2018
Trump Betrays Conservatives! Funds Abortion of Babies!!!
00:06:47
Trump, more like Hillary Clinton! GOP betrayed by Pres and Paul Ryan who support bill funneling millions to liberal devil-worshippers! Why do they love abortion so much!? Do they need babies to feed the devil!? Find Out!!!
Mar 27, 2018
Castrating Children (basically)!!!! Forced Gender Fluidity!!
00:15:09
Swedish schools are FORCING your (if you are in Sweden) children to SWAP GENDER ROLES!! Liberal witchcraft rituals like opening windows and shouting at a non-gendered deity are (pretty much) taking place!!!
THIS IS WHAT LIBERALS WANT AMERICA TO LOOK LIKE!!!???
Mar 25, 2018
Mind Control Normalized! Netflix: R U Still a Sleeper Cell?
00:20:49
Mind Control Fully Normalized by Liberal Samsung Elitists!!?
They Say Its For Your Favorite Shows and Wipe Your Brain!!??
I was Called the Best Thing Since Internet Pornography??!?? Allegedly.
Mar 21, 2018
Katy Perry Responsible for Nun's Death!!?? Is she a witch!??
00:20:10
Female kiss-rapist Katy Perry has not only stolen a boy's innocence, but may be responsible for the untimely death of a nun (at 89)!!! Kicking them to the curb and suing them in court, wearing them down until they collapse!! Sad!!
Mar 20, 2018
Taking Our Guns in Florida!! It Finally Has Happened!!!
00:14:13
They're taking our guns!! Its started, the deep state democrats have started confiscating the guns of true patriots. Florida has stopped a true patriot from trying to wipe out what is possibly the ghost of Osama Bin Laden!!!
Mar 19, 2018
Political Correctness Kills!!!
00:27:53
PC Culture allows child sex ring to operate!!? Just like San Bernardino, suppressing the natural urge to report spooky, scary minorities is keeping criminals from being caught!! Don't hesitate, discriminate!!!
Mar 16, 2018
Sherry Shriner, Speaker of Truths!
00:17:05
I bring you the message of the one and only Sherry Shriner! You'll love her, she's just the best! A true patriot and one heck of a lady.
She teaches us about Obama being a Jewish gargoyle creature, Bush being a Satanist, and how meteors are a government scare tactic.
Mar 15, 2018
Trump's Border Wall is Our Only Hope!!!
00:23:26
Trump's border wall is our only hope to be saved from the undesirables ruining our country! The gangs, the rapists, and the backpacks full of heroin!! Is oxycontin a problem too: WHO CARES!?
Mar 14, 2018
Gun Control and Secret NASA Agents Hunting for Moon Rocks!!!
00:18:51
I examine an article laying out specifically why liberal gun control policies are exactly the same thing as secret NASA agents who forever roam the earth like Jacob Marley, in that story about the Jewish guy on Christmas.
Mar 11, 2018
Designer Cancers!? Is CIA Targeting Men Via Cunnilingus!!??
00:13:34
Are the CIA designing cancers? How did HPV, a woman's cancer nobody really cared about, suddenly start killing off a generation of men!!???
Is this more liberal, big government eugenics? Are they trying to neuter us all!!??
Mar 08, 2018
Feminization of America!!! Chemicals Poisoning Your Sperm!!!
00:15:09
The American male's sperm count has drastically declined! Globalist eugenics policies are poisoning your precious sperm! Only Bill Cosby seems to be unaffected.
Mar 07, 2018
Uber Self-Driving Death Trucks!! Terrorist Attack on Bieber!
00:28:19
Uber's self-driving trucks are going to take over and enslave America!! Also, transport weapons to Mexican drug cartels a la Fast and Furious!!!
Plus, terrorists target Bieber and current thoughts on global warming!!
Mar 06, 2018
Oscars Tank. Liberals to blame!!
00:20:37
The Oscars had their worst ratings ever!!!! This is because Jimmy Kimmel is too liberal. Also, the pedophile ring thing LDO. We again look at the foolishness of democrats addressing gun control.
Mar 04, 2018
Kardashian Satanic Placenta Ritual!
00:08:32
We delve into the dark well of celebrity satanism, and learn how the Kardashians ritualistically consume the placenta, thus (allegedly) affording them superhuman powers.
Mar 01, 2018
Pedophile Billboards for Hollywood Oscars
00:10:25
A true patriot has covered the Oscar billboards put up by the liberal elite. He has replaced them with signs calling out the liberals for supporting pedophilia and pedophiles!
We break down the timeline for the liberal story of how the tragic shooting went down. Does it add up, or was there an accomplice involved? An accomplice walking the streets as a free man!!!
Also, we review Breitbart's piece about a migrant murderer who took out a mother and son...then showed no regret!
Feb 27, 2018
Cosby Conspiracy/Trump is a Hero
00:08:41
The *alleged* conspiracy that is killing those who speak out for truth! Latest victim is Bill Cosby's daughter. Sad. Also, Trump would have stopped the shooters with his bare hands. Not sad! The sheriff deputy did nothing. Sad .
Feb 26, 2018
Satanic Messages in South Carolina Churches
00:06:24
Deep State Cowboy examines 2 articles detailing the atrocities at 2 South Carolina churches. WE WILL NOT ABIDE THIS DEVILRY!!!
Feb 24, 2018
2.24 Children's Crusade
00:10:21
Liberal elite leftists are attempting to lead our children into the arms of foreign slavers, and its not the first time! Keep it tuned here every day for updates from The Deepstate Cowboy!
Feb 22, 2018
2.22.18 Olympic Meddling
00:09:44
The Red Pill Report: Olympic Coverage by Liberal Elite 2.21.18 • The Red Pill Report: Olympic Coverage by Liberal Elite 2.21.18
Jul 12 | 00:10:43
Latin Pastor Says Kids Love Their Cages! Suck it Dems!!!
Sep 28 | 00:24:36
Kavanaugh Cries at Hearing! Women are Liers! Fake News!
Jul 09 | 00:15:51
Guns Don't Kill: Refugees & Liberals Do!
Jun 29 | 00:27:33
Make America "Normal" Again!!! note: I'm not Being Creepy!
Jun 06 | 00:16:40
BONUS: Post-Election Apathetic Liberal Ranting
May 22 | 00:13:53
Robots & Ramadan: No One is Safe!
May 16 | 00:11:09
Freedom Flash: Nice Stuff Said About Trump!
May 14 | 00:15:18
Every Cheerleader Makes the Team: Even Uggos and Fatties!!!!
May 08 | 00:26:40
Girls Allowed in Boy Scouts!? Male Rights Under Attack!!!
May 01 | 00:22:36
#Metoo Kills Beloved Preacher!
Apr 28 | 00:21:30
Sanctuary City Killing American Children!!!
Apr 26 | 00:23:43
Episode 25 Special: THE END IS NIGH!!!
Apr 11 | 00:25:55
5G Internet: A Network of Death Towers! Eugenics Technology!
Apr 04 | 00:16:06
Youtube Shooting! Woman, Not Terrorist. Hillary Supporter?
Apr 02 | 00:13:50
Easter: Pagan Origins? OF COURSE NOT YOU HEATHEN DEVIL!!!
Mar 31 | 00:21:31
Illegal Army Marching Through Mexico!! Soros Funded!??
Mar 29 | 00:06:47
Trump Betrays Conservatives! Funds Abortion of Babies!!!
Mar 27 | 00:15:09
Castrating Children (basically)!!!! Forced Gender Fluidity!!
Mar 25 | 00:20:49
Mind Control Normalized! Netflix: R U Still a Sleeper Cell?
Mar 21 | 00:20:10
Katy Perry Responsible for Nun's Death!!?? Is she a witch!??
Mar 20 | 00:14:13
Taking Our Guns in Florida!! It Finally Has Happened!!!
Mar 19 | 00:27:53
Political Correctness Kills!!!
Mar 16 | 00:17:05
Sherry Shriner, Speaker of Truths!
Mar 15 | 00:23:26
Trump's Border Wall is Our Only Hope!!!
Mar 14 | 00:18:51
Gun Control and Secret NASA Agents Hunting for Moon Rocks!!!
Mar 11 | 00:13:34
Designer Cancers!? Is CIA Targeting Men Via Cunnilingus!!??
Mar 08 | 00:15:09
Feminization of America!!! Chemicals Poisoning Your Sperm!!!
Mar 07 | 00:28:19
Uber Self-Driving Death Trucks!! Terrorist Attack on Bieber!