Special 4/20 episode for y'all! PTE is a published writer while Ashley is a voice for hire. The Scoop (8:20) features a Canadian Coke can bear, Doritos flavored beef jerky, a special edition Reese's that asks whether you're cream team or crunch brunch, a Pennsylvanian pizza delivery crime fighter, and how a New York Buffalo Wild Wings employee chose prison over working her shift. Last, PTE spends time at a neighborhood bar in New Orleans and tries their new food pop-up while Ashley goes home for Crawfish Bisque on Good Friday before failing to resist eating spicy crawfish after damaging the roof of her mouth in their food high and low moments of the week (41:21).

Happy Easter! What's your favorite Easter candy?! The Scoop (4:29) features poison-ish Peeps, a triple dose of "would you eat that?" featuring spicy Spaghetti O's, Bella Ramsey's orange juice cereal, and a jelly bacon cheeseburger, stealthy spoon stealers in Phoenix, and gender reveal cupcakes gone wrong. Last, PTE spends a night in Baton Rouge grilling with friends while Ashley samples all of the pork at Hogs for the Cause but shows up on day 2 only to realize a lot of the items were already sold out in their food high and low moments of the week (36:50).

We finally explain why we had an archived episode last week, so bear with us. The Scoop (3:05) features powdered beer from Germany, wooly mammoth meatballs in Australia, crawfish ice cream in Houston, and a bread wine smuggler slash genius. Last, PTE goes to a popular hotel and eatery in New Orleans with a friend in town while Ashley attends a Britney Spears drag brunch in their food high and low moments of the week (29:00).

From the archives! The Scoop (5:48) features a new item popping up at Subway locations near you, the most expensive Starbucks order...ever, a firearm felon at the Mardi Gras Popeye's in New Orleans, and how you and your future spouse can win free Cracker Barrel for life. Last, Ashley attends brunch with her Mardi Gras krewe at a very popular New Orleans restaurant and winds up so hungover she can only eat popsicles while PTE makes his return to Snake and Jake's and tries to order Burger King from the bar in their food high and low moments of the week (50:09).

WE'RE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! The Scoop (5:28) features a TikTok trend combining personal hygiene and oranges, a millennial throwback beverage gets a hard twist, Baskin Robbins unveils their new flavor, KFC brings back an artery-clogging popular sandwich, sushi terrorists in Tokyo, and a Louisiana woman in jail for excessive Door Dash. Last, PTE discovers a french toast omelette while Ashley gets blue balled by Blue Apron before having a meal expensed at a popular New Orleans restaurant in their food high and low moments of the week (36:04).

Pour one out for the dozens of people that Ashley is about to break up with on Valentine's Day. The Scoop (9:34) features A&W having a mascot...and a restaurant(?!), a breakfast spot with an unintentional hidden agenda, why you don't let your children play with your phone unsupervised, a firecracker-popping pizza stealing grand theft auto, and a cafeteria criminal worth over $1 million in chicken wings. Last, Ashley has her first crawfish of the season while PTE is reunited with his favorite Indian restaurant and breaks dry January to attend exotic animal racing and instantly regrets it in their food high and low moments of the week (49:50).

Apologies for the delay, Ashley had a case of weather paranoia. The Scoop (9:04) features the footwear freak out from M&M's taking another step, chili cheese beer from the Midwest, Tom Hanks encouraging everyone to sip on some Diet Coke-aine, an egg-splosive situation in Louisiana requiring a bomb squad, and a lunch lady selling special brownies to high schoolers. Last, PTE discovers a gas station with his favorite endangered species candy in stock and eats stuffed-crust pizza while Ashley caves into BOGO hot dogs at the grocery store and scarfs down her favorite local sushi place in their food high and low moments of the week (38:09).

Unintentional dry January and intermittent fasting...who the hell are we?! The Scoop (4:47) features fake food popping a kid into the emergency room, the scientifically grossest thing you have in your kitchen, how to win a Jimmy John's beanbag chair, Waffle House saying "fuck you" to your social media menu hacks, and a late night Taco Bell shootout. Last, PTE dishes out a hot take regarding guacamole on burritos while Ashley encounters a problematic food delivery driver in their food high and low moments of the week (39:20).

Holiday travels, galore! A much-needed break was taken and now the podcast is back for 2023. Who's ready for some food craziness to welcome the year?! The Scoop (8:48) features a gimmicky New York ice cream shop, back-to-back food factory explosions, a down under Kinder Surprise candy smuggler, potato feet for the flu, an eBay Choco Taco for $25K, and professional hot doggers wanted for 2023. Last, PTE eats his way through Boston over Christmas while Ashley surprises her Mom with the Rose Bowl parade, eats the best porkchop she's ever had, and gets stranded at a restaurant for Tulane versus USC in their food high and low moments of the week (39:56).

Weird beers! Cheers to 2022 and we'll see y'all in the new year. The Scoop (4:52) features the three worst TikTok food trends of the year, a Doritos haircut for the Super Bowl, a Kansas restaurant manager fired over an insane email, "Am I the asshole?" Thai food leftovers edition, and a Canadian Christmas parade featuring none other than Mr. Big Stick. Last, Ashley hits up a popular New Orleans bar for their Christmas pop-up and eats microwaved grilled chicken until she falls asleep while PTE wraps up wedding season with an epic cake and mini-crawfish beignets in their food high and low moments of the week (43:52).