Our country might be saying “Merry Christmas” again, but we are not! And we remind you that Christmas Isn't About Presents, It's About Finally Fucking Your Childhood Friend's Hot Dad. And in this live show, we talk to the former deputy chief of staff to president Obama and current media mogul, Alyssa Mastromonaco!

We’re in the Nation’s capital, Philadelphia! Plus, we try to figure out what Bitcoin is! Plus Dikoda talks to the hilarious Philly local, Michelle Biloon!

We talk about getting back to our roots, catch up with our friend Manila Foldere (Catherine Cohen), and talk with comedian, Cole Escola!

Okay, so we colluded with Russia to get free moisturizer from Sephora - deal with it! We also have a chat with our friend Janeane Garofalo in this live episode at Union Hall.

We find out it’s November and check our grrr-ATTITIDES at the door! And we talk to professional gratitude specialist, Grateful Glory!

We have a seance and summon a really annoying ghost, talk about sexy Halloween costumes for your dog, and talk to the fourth member of Pussy Riot, Dashka Yurikinovov!

This week, we share all the ways we STICK IT TO THE MAN, celebrate a woman who got her life together purely out of spite for her ex, and talk to a knife eating survivor, Bippy Dunkin!

In this live episode, Quenn and Dikoda learn that mommies can be daddies too, talk about a successful arsonist who is also a busy mom, and professional mom and creator of Odd Mom Out, Jill Kargman!

Quenn and Dikoda talk about their biggest fear: cool teens! We finally ask the question, “Would Lorde think you’re cool?” and speak to teen trendspert and TV mogul, Veronica Barry!

We talk about social media and how amazing and helpful it is with no exceptions! We dish on all that hot DC goss! We discuss a woman who was so politically involved that she banged her senator’s wife, and sit down with Elahe Izadi, political and pop-culture journalist for the Washington Post.