To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.

Written byPete Barry & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by Pete Barry

StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Fionaand Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The Admiral

Guest StarringDustin Karrat as StefanJackie Sherman as SimoneJoEllen Notte as LaceyJ. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont  and Davin Ford

JoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.com

Music by Pete Barry

Editing and mixing byJohn Dowgin and Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
•  Elevator Ride by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Elevator Open by jodeshon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Elevator Close by GilPS, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Morning Birds by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Broken Bottle by cdrk, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Vintage Tape Recorder by FrancoisTJP, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ping by MATRIXXX_, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by rombart, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rattling Door by alegemaate, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Lake at Night by i_luv_soundz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electrical Shock by BigKahuna360, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Chains Rattling by klakmart, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dishwasher Opening by cMilan, used under Creative Commons Attribution

McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.

Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis

StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrathand Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral

Guest StarringEric Perry as Secretary WhitmireLucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrathShannon Perry as Martha McGrathJ. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrathJulia Duffy as Cherry Von IceeSiobhán Donald as Starla RayPete Barry as DJ FriendZonewith William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro

Theme music, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bathroom Stall by mhtaylor67, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Earthquake by LoafDV, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Scared Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• School Bell by sbyandiji, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cheers by AdamN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Disgusted Crowd by jayfrosting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pool Party! by dbspin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Laser Guns by harrietniamh, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Swimming by tbsoundesigns, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Video Game Explosion by Fupicat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• School Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.

Written byJohn Dowgin

Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis

StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitzand Bob Killion as MJL7 and The Admiral

Guest StarringJohn Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff StudebakerBonnie Brantley as Arcadia TerpsichoreJ. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald KincaidPete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo

Music by Pete Barry

Editing and mixing by John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Bus Station by rayprice, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by TrashCanStudios, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Locker by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Applause by theplax, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Control Room by Diboz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Busy Room by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Medium Crowd by unknown, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Victory Fanfare by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheering by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Talking Quickly by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gavel by zerolagtime and C-SPAN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Disappointed Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Oooooh! by LittleRainySessions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gasp! by JayFrosting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Gasp by unknown, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Loading by tiger2244, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Light Switch by 221227, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• AR15 Gun Hardware by jackthemurray, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Panic by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Concert Crowd by mariaverissimo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Solider Running by joshuaH628, used under Creative Commons Attribution 

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.

Written and Directed byPete Barry

StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudenceand Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest StarringJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerKristen Stanger as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary LezitoHelena Betancourt as Sister QuiteriaErica Werner as Mother Regina InnocentPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerLia Barry as Harmonyand Margaret Pivetz as Emma

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Motorcycle Engines and Jumps by madmini, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Engine Idling by erdie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volvo Handbrake (1) by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volvo Handbrake (2) by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Motorbike Starts by bsumusictech, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Motorbike Speeding by Taniyatsu, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race (1) by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Motorbike by soundskeep, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race (2) by squashy555, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Machine Power by Hybrid_V, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Weapons Powering Up by spoonsandlesspoons, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire Extinguisher by Iamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dune Buggy Muscle Car by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race (4) by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Battle Nun by Volonda, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rocket Launcher by jarusca, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Blast by FilmMakersManual, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Motorbike Passing by dannyah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Motorbike Idling  by iainmccurdy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Car Rev (1) by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Car Rev (2) by mr333me, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Donuts by OroborosNZ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Door Fall by CastIronCarousel, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. 

Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis

StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Starand Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral

Guest StarringEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and HumpsRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the LoxShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford

Music by Pete Barry

Sound editing and mixing byJohn Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Jail Cell Door Closing by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Moving Chair by Lauren_Wilson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cell Door by kd_jack-, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Seaside Ambiance by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Seaside Town by Carlvus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Item Grab by 1bob, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ice in Glass by athenspublic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Perfect Cocktail by davethetech, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crab Pincer Closing by zapsplat, used under license
• Basket Opening by ChuckyLee, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dinner Bell by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Salad Shaking by Matthewsnatalie17, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Boiling Water by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tape Recorder Rewind by simplewave, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crab Walking by corentin_faucher, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pot Lid by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Serving Soup by 16GPanskaZvonicek_Jachym, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wine Glasses by DJ_Burnham, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wine Pour by HDM2013, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dinner Dishes by shelbyshark, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pencil Writing by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Grabbing Paper by pfranzen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Mud Splat by breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tablet Fizz by EricsSoundschmiede, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dragging a Body by PostProdDog, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stripping Off Jeans by nuncaconoci, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Soup Slurp by slave2thelight, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squelching by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Jello Swish by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Metal Door Lock by eminyildirim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cracking Knuckles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Toy by breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."

Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Bob Killion as The Admiral and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

"The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe

Written and Produced by J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by Pete Barry

Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:

• Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968
• 2-Pop by kwahmah_02
• Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh
• Caw by egomassive

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Written byPaige Klaniecki

Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis

StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Concierge and Siriand Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral

Guest StarringBenn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese WaiterJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordCaden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" ThompsonJohn Dowgin as MondoEric Werner as Balthazar MontcreifRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lulabye, used under license
• Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Beach Party by Audiactiva, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution 
• Convertible by kraymronda, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jungle by folkart_films, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ah, Paris by Mxsmanic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drag Race by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Small Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Arcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by freemaster2, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Boys Cheer by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bomb by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sparkler by 15GKovacovaJulie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Blowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.

Written byJohn P. Dowgin

Story byJohn P. Dowgin andPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis

StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Child Starand Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman

Guest StarringJohn P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as Ted DesotoJ. Michael DeAngelis as General Kilichenkoand Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Music by Pete Barry

Editing and Mixing by John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Produced and created byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Harbor Ambiance by cliftonmcarlson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Echoing Foghorn by Danjcross, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Kitchen by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Handcuffs Opening by c-v, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Card Shuffle by Kodack, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Arcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stomp by MAJ061785, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Parking Lot with Birds by JohnsonBrandEditing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Hotel Key Card by jodeshon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• HVAC Generator by deleted_user_4401185, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Small Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zipper Opening by sound_ims, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Applause by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Panicked Crowd by IENBA, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Running by marbunpol, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cracks and Snaps by Ashley12275, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rummaging by Timmeh515, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fancy Restaurant by coalcon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Utensils Clinking by jeremjuru, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• People Laughing by jorickhiifd, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Down a Door by CastlronCarousel, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Punch by JohnLoser, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Running Water by Db1187, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Door Squeak by imagery2, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Loud Slam by contramundum, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Utensil Drop by gyzhor, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Running Water by FillSoko, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking by chewiesmissus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Knock by SoundsForHim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Body Falling on Floor by Australopithecusman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!

A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate

Featuring: Pete BarryJ. Michael DeAngelisJohn DowginBob KillionChris KlanieckiPaige KlanieckiNazli Sarpkaya with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Produced and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis 

Broadcast Directed byNatty Leach 

Music by Pete Barry 

Mission: Rejected was created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attribution:

• Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/ 

Join us for "Stump Pete Barry" - a live Mission: Rejected game show! Sunday, July 24th at 7:30pm EST at www.missionrejected.com

Scheduled to run a gauntlet of fiendish trivia questions curated by host J. Michael DeAngelis are: Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Bob Killion, Chris Klaniecki and Paige Klaniecki. Think you can outsmart the cast and crew? Play along at home and test your wits against them!

Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisWritten and produced by J. Michael DeAngelisExecutive Producers: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginMusic and Sound Effects by Pete BarryBroadcast Directed by Natty Leach

Featuring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief

Click here for a transcript of this announcement.