A series of guided merciless meditations, aggressive affirmations and maniacal mantras led by morally flexible spiritual advisor Jackie Schimmel. Wellness for the unwell.
This guided meditation is to help you combat social anxieties through mental reframing, exit strategies and mantra breathwork. Or honestly just ust stay home.
Produced By Dear Media
Jan 03, 2022
New Year, Same You.
00:11:30
Let this guided meditation bring you into the New Year with logic and no promise of a brighter tomorrow. Put down your vision boards and reflect on your consistently poor life decisions to abolish the toxic ideals of a fresh start.
Listen to this soothing meditation whilst experiencing uncontrollable road rage after being tailgated by an electric blue Hyandai with blacked out rims like you are in Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift. Namaste!
Allegedly stretching is a thing in the wellness community, here is a guided relation stretching exercise that will probably land you in a chiropractor's office.
This guided meditation is dedicated to Shaman Schimmel after entering a shame spiral about dominating conversations and hijacking social settings to perform self indulgent monologues because she gets bored with people easily.
Nov 22, 2021
#Blessed
00:16:00
Let this guided meditation assist you in your Thanksgiving mental preparation by exploring the ideals of gratitude and luxuriating in the realities of in-gratitude.
This guided meditation is intended to instill eternal gratitude into your children to unite and prosper the family unit!
Produced by Dear Media
Nov 08, 2021
F*ck Your Family
00:08:14
This guided meditation is to alleviate stress cause by upcoming family functions and gives you internal peace and solace to create boundaries. Because blood may be thicker than water but it also stains.
Enter the holiday season refreshed and rejuvenated by aligning yourself with nature and forgiving yourself for shoving 18 Kit Kat bars down your throat and giving yourself a yeast infection by dressing up as a sexy kitty.