The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast hosted by two veterans of the US Army who get together to laugh at military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Episode 256 - The Taiping Rebellion Part 1: Jesus Christ's Little Brother
01:13:14
A man fails a civil service exam, loses his goddamn mind, and leads China into the deadliest civil war in human history. Part 1/4
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Sources:
Johnathan Spence. God's Chinese Son: The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom of Hong Xiuquan.
Stephen Platt. Autumn in the heavenly kingdom
Jian Youwen. The Taiping Revolutionary Movement
Apr 09, 2023
Episode 255 - The Battle of Carrahae
01:05:20
Crassus attempts to go to war to build his own resume. He ignores everyone's advice and marches his legions into the most predictable defeat on earth.
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Sources:
Plutarch. Crassus.
Mary T. Boatwright. The Romans: From Village to Empire
Roman-Persian Wars: The Battle of Carrhae
Apr 03, 2023
Episode 254 - Zheng Yi Sao, The Pirate Queen of China
Joe, Tom, and Nate talk about the time that Crusaders forgot that humans need water to live.
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Sources:
Nicholson, R. L. Joscelyn III and the Fall of the Crusader States
Phillips, Jonathan (2002), The Crusades 1095–1187
Lacey, James. Crushed at the Horns of Hattin
Mar 19, 2023
Episode 252 - The Battle of Tannenberg Part 3: The Not So Battle of Tannenberg
Episode 250 - The Battle of Tannenberg Part 1: Deadly German Swamp Ass
01:20:21
Joe and Nate begin the story of one of the most legendary battles from the beginning of WWI. It is much dumber than you think.
Part 1/3
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Feb 27, 2023
Episode 249 - How the US Almost Annexed the Dominican Republic