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Mar 20, 2023
Fat Vampire V: Fatpocalypse
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This week we're reading Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse by Johnny B. Truant. At long last, we return to the Fat Vampire universe to catch up with Reginald and the gang. Since we last met, the FVU had been adapted into a show for the SyFy network and in this episode we argue that we deserve a cut. Cut us a check, NBCUniversal!
No new episode this week - we'll be back with some FRESH CONTENT next Monday on Patreon and in two weeks on this feed. In the meantime - enjoy this episode from our premium archives (originally published September 2022).
This week we're reading What Would You Do? by Taylor Sapp and it turns out the answer is almost never "start a podcast" so I'm pretty sure this book is BUNK.
This week we're reading Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. We're back! The year of non-fiction is behind us and Ganesh has a new resolution for 2023 - it's time to make the boys blush. To kick things off, we're starting with some truly depraved stuff that will turn your hair white. Will we be able to look each other in the eyes after this one?
This week we're closing out the year with a blowout holiday fan fiction episode. This one isn't for the faint of heart! Put the kids to bed, break out the milk and cookies, and prepare for a stocking full of COAL.
This week we're reading Stuffed: Thanksgiving Will Never Be The Same by Robert Davis. This book has the same effect as a huge Thanksgiving dinner. By the end you'll feel foggy, confused, and ready to unbuckle your pants. A feast for the senses! Happy Thanksgiving, folks!
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Goosebumps: Attack of the Jack-O’-Lanterns [patreon unlocked]
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This week we're reading Goosebumps: Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns by RL Stine. Get ready for a spooky end to the spookiest month of the year with some classic 90s Scholastic Book Fair Horror.
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This week we're reading Tick Tock, You're Dead! by R.L. Stine. Yet again, it's October, the month for FRIGHTS that DELIGHT. And as we do every year, we skip the tricks and bring you a big freakin' treat - a Goosebumps Choose Your Own Adventure. Much like a high-school junior hitting the streets to trick-or-treat, I'm starting to think we're getting too old for this.
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This week we're reading 2050: Psycho Island by Phil M. Williams. Waterfront cabana? Pina colada in hand? Blood-soaked battle royale between a mob of 'roided out freaks? If you call that "psycho" well, then, I don't want to be sane. Book me a ticket!
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[this is an old patreon episode from Feb 2022 - we'll be back with a new episode in 2 weeks] This week we're reading Choose Your Own Misery: Dating by Jilly Gagnon and Mike MacDonald. Time for three 30-something shlubs in long-term relationships to get back on the dating scene one last time. Do we still have what it takes? Did we ever???
This week we're reading The Art of Witty Banter by Patrick King. After four years of giving it our best effort, it's time we turn to a professional for help. Turns out dedicating 75% of every conversation to poop jokes is actually NOT recommended - you learn something new every day!
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