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Publisher |: Worldsongs Media

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Comedy,; Outdoor Sports,; Sailing,; Sports & Recreation

Categories Via RSS |: Documentary,; Places & Travel,; Society & Culture

"What could possibly go wrong?" Host Bradford Rogers learns some things NOT to do—and the occasional life lesson—while sailing the Gulf Coast of Florida and meeting salty characters. "Screwing up is part of cruising. Let me show you how!"

People |: Bradford Rogers (@bradfordrogers)
Country Of Origin |: USA
Produced In |: Atlanta, GA
Premiere Date |: 2019-02-28
Related Hashtags |: #body,; #fat,; #lean,; #quote
Frequency |: Monthly
Explicit |: No

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54 Available Episodes (54 Total) / Average duration: 00:17:03

Date Duration Most Reviewed Highest Rated

54 Available Episodes (54 Total)Average duration: 00:17:03

Feb 06, 2023

00:12:01

I share some thoughts on...wait for it... How Not To Buy A Boat. (With some help from my friend Bill. Who really exists.)

Get The Book

Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

Patreon

Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

Help Spread The Word!

I’d love it if you could please share How Not To Sail with your Twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet!

If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

...or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

Music

What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

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Jan 21, 2023

00:12:00

Perhaps the most important episode you'll hear this year. (Cruising isn't just for boat owners. And...what are you *really* looking for?)

Get The Book

Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

Patreon

Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

Help Spread The Word!

I’d love it if you could please share How Not To Sail with your Twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet!

If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

...or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

Music

What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

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Dec 24, 2022

00:04:56

So..this week has been SO fubar that I forgot I hadn't posted this one. However, the sentiments expressed herein are even more relevant this week. (Also...some flute.)

Oct 20, 2022

00:18:32

To RSVP for Saturday's Zoom party (do it NOW if you wanna attend), go to HowNotToSail.com/party and put in your name and email. Super easy! The link will follow once you have *confirmed* the confirmation email. Thanks to the Davis' Pub Patreon Crew! We had a blast!

Sep 30, 2022

00:15:27

Strange how much this podcast parallels this week's events...and how little I learned from my experience.

RSVP to the Zoom Party

Reserve your spot for the Season 2 Party at HowNotToSail.com/party

Join the Patreon Crew before the Boat Show (and the Zoom Party) for More Perks!

Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

And right now is a great time to join, what with the meetup in Annapolis and the VIP Pre-Party with Capt. Bob Bitchin before the Zoom party. Welcome aboard!

HowNotToSail.com/Patreon

Music

Special thanks to Lobo Loco and these talented creatives…! Lobo Loco's music appears regularly in my Dad's podcast.

Calm Under Joekull- B (ID 685) Lobo Loco – www.musikbrause.de Creative Commons License (BY-NC-ND 4.0)

Unity Kevin McCleod Creative Commons License (BY 4.0)

Shiny Podington Bear Creative Commons License (BY-NC 4.0)

Beneath Dark Clouds The Pangolins Creative Commons License (BY-SA 4.0)

Groove Drum & Bass, via Audio Jungle

Sep 25, 2022

00:07:38

We're getting ready for some big fun!

RSVP to the Zoom Party

Reserve your spot for the Season 2 Party at HowNotToSail.com/party

Join the Patreon Crew before the Boat Show (and the Zoom Party) for More Perks!

Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

And right now is a great time to join, what with the meetup in Annapolis and the VIP Pre-Party with Capt. Bob Bitchin before the Zoom party. Welcome aboard!

HowNotToSail.com/Patreon

Get The Book

Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

Help Spread The Word!

I’d love it if you could please share How Not To Sail with your Twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet!

If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

...or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

Music

What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

⚓️

Sep 02, 2022

00:10:51

Some news about the Zoom party, a certain boat show...and what I've been screwing around with. What could possibly go wrong?

RSVP for the Season Two Zoom Party at HowNotToSail.com/party.

Aug 07, 2022

00:24:59

I try to actually fix a coupla things so I can get back "home"...and make a disturbing discovery at the last minute. (Big Thanks to new patrons Carey and Tad!)

Get The Book

Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

Patreon

Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

Help Spread The Word!

I’d love it if you could please share How Not To Sail with your Twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet!

If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

...or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

Music

What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

⚓️

Jul 22, 2022

00:18:36

In this episode, a big crane (a.k.a. a "travel lift") plucks my sailboat from the water, hopefully in one piece. And we meet an old friend.

Wanna Party?

As I mentioned in the podcast, I'm thinking of having another big Zoom party. Interested? Then let me know!!! Call the How Not To Sail Hotline at (770) 458-3838 and leave me a voice mail! I'm hoping we get a good response.

Show Notes

Check out picutres from this episode, including a very stylish photo of "Blowtorch Mike" at HowNotToSail.com/39

(You can always find the Show Notes by going to HowNotToSail.com/[this episode number].)

How Do I Get The Book

Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

Patreon

Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

Help Spread The Word!

I’d love it if you could please share How Not To Sail with your Twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet!

If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

...or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

Music

What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

⚓️

Jun 18, 2022

00:02:28

What the @#*$&^ is going on this week, you ask? This is the answer.

Feb 06 | 00:12:01

Ep. 47: How Not To Buy A Boat

Jan 21 | 00:12:00

Ep. 46: Pull, Don't Be Pushed

Dec 24 | 00:04:56

Ep. 45: Humbug! (Announcement)

Oct 20 | 00:18:32

Ep. 44: Annapolis Boat Show...and Party!!!

Sep 30 | 00:15:27

Ep. 43: Hurricane Irma and Jacie Sails

Sep 25 | 00:07:38

Ep. 42: Season 2 Party and Annapolis Boat Show

Sep 02 | 00:10:51

Ep. 41: Updates, Parties and Ventures... Oh My!

Aug 07 | 00:24:59

Ep. 40: Season 2 Finale

Jul 22 | 00:18:36

Ep. 39: On The Hard

Jun 18 | 00:02:28

Well, s***...! (Announcement)

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