-We probably should not have recorded the night that we did, however, we had the opportunity and took it. This journey is stressful to say the least. A lot has happened since our last episode so tune in for updates. You may even hear us argue… *We will continue to podcast about this journey, but episodes will be released when we can get them done. There’s just no way we can commit to a consistent release schedule right now. If you’d like to follow along and stay up to date more frequently, please follow us on Facebook…just search Perry-Lindsay Johnson and follow.* *The most commonly asked question we get is, “How can I help?” Here are several ways: -Our dear friend, Jon from The Stranger Lands Podcast, has set up a GoFundMe for us. Perry has been unable to work since April 29th and does not qualify for any paid leave so we have not seen a paycheck. Any and all help is very much appreciated as we know we have a very long road ahead of us. For those who have already donated…THANK YOU!! https://gofundme.com/hello-cancer-wtf *PLEASE SHARE AND HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!!* -Dear friends of ours, Matt Sanderson, Rhett Hall & Amy Derrick also designed a T-shirt that is now on Teespring. More designs and items have been added. All proceeds go directly to our financial needs. https://teespring.com/stores/support-perrylindsay-johnson -Doug from Who’s Right Podcast also designed a sticker and T-shirt that can be found here: https://www.wehavemerch.com/products/hellocancerwtf-cotton-t-shirt?variant=8234479419479 -We also have a PayPal that people prefer to use: paypal.me/perryandlindsay25 -You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com ***Our FB GROUP is OPEN!!!!*** Come join us, continue the conversations and hang out with us between episodes! http://www.facebook.com/groups/hellolifewtf **AND REMEMBER…YOU DECIDE WHAT THE “F” IS FOR!!

-Yes, we said we were taking a break, however, for those who don’t know, we received some devastating news recently and we felt the need to talk about it. If you follow us on social media then you already know exactly what we’re talking about. On May 2, 2018, Perry was diagnosed with Stage IV Stomach cancer. This is the episode we recorded not long after finding out. We will be recording again soon with further details. *We will continue to podcast about this journey, but episodes will be released when we can get them done. There’s just no way we can commit to a consistent release schedule right now. If you’d like to follow along and stay up to date more frequently, please follow us on Facebook…just search Perry-Lindsay Johnson and follow. *So many people mentioned in this episode who are near and dear to our hearts* -Our dear friend, Jon from The Stranger Lands, has set up a GoFundMe for us. Perry has been unable to work since his diagnosis and does not qualify for any paid leave so we have not seen a paycheck. Any and all help is very much appreciated as we know we have a very long road ahead of us. For those who have already donated…THANK YOU!! https://gofundme.com/hello-cancer-wtf *PLEASE SHARE AND HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!!* -Remember the Livestream for the Cure 2.0 we’ve been talking about for months?!? *We will definitely be taking part in it on May 20th at 4:30EST. Nick and Justin from Epic Film Guys are putting together 30 hours of live content to raise money for Cancer Research, May 18-20th 2018. *We will actually be helping close out the show and they have so generously decided to dedicate the last 90 minutes to us. So any donation given during those last 90 minutes of the Livestream will go to us. There are no words to explain our appreciation to them for that! For complete info: **Follow the event on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/Livestream4Cure **You can also visit livestreamforthecure.com **They are now taking donations, so please donate if you can. *Dear friends of ours, Matt Sanderson, Rhett Hall & Amy Derrick also designed a T-shirt that is now on Teespring. All proceeds go directly to our financial needs. https://teespring.com/help-perry-johnson *Doug from Who’s Right Podcast also designed a sticker and is selling them here: https://www.wehavemerch.com/products/hellocancerwtf-sticker -You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com ***Our FB GROUP is OPEN!!!!*** Come join us, continue the conversations and hang out with us between episodes! http://www.facebook.com/groups/hellolifewtf **AND REMEMBER…YOU DECIDE WHAT THE “F” IS FOR!!

-This week we recap everything that’s been going on including Perry’s latest test results and Lindsay’s dental dilemma. The word defeated comes to mind. We also have an announcement that we are hoping will be received well. -Our randomness this week: Perry’s been dealing with a handful of emotions. We promise no Avengers: Infinity War spoilers. Would it bother Lindsay if Perry cheated on her with a guy? Did you see the story about the world’s first penis and scrotum transplant? -Link below- That story leads to a pretty funny and interesting conversation. Enjoy! -We were given an amazing opportunity to have our story published in Alexander Laurin’s book. In addition to being an author, he is a Certified Professional Life Coach, Career Coach and Podcast Life Coach. Visit: pocasterscoach.com and thebookonpodcasting.com for more info. Thank you Alexander for the opportunity. We appreciate it so much! **Special Shout Out to our good friend Amy! We appreciate you and your continued support!** -We have STICKERS!!!! Shout out to Sticker Mule! They turned out AMAZING! If you would like some stickers, just click here —> www.postable.com/perryandlindsayjohnson then enter your info and we’ll send some your way! *If you’re a podcaster, please list your podcast name where it says “Company Name.”* !!PROMOS THIS WEEK!! 1.) Livestream For The Cure 2.0 *We will definitely be taking part in the Livestream For The Cure 2.0…tentatively on May 20th at 4:30EST. Nick and Justin from Epic Film Guys are putting together 30 hours of live content to raise money for Cancer Research, May 18-20th 2018. For complete info: **Follow the event on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/Livestream4Cure **You can also visit livestreamforthecure.com **They are now taking donations, so please donate if you can. 2.) Chronicity -A Podcast mini-series by: Matt Sanderson & Phil Primeau of Semi-Intellectual Musings *Episode 0 is now available as well as Episode 1* Throughout the series, you will hear true stories of chronic pain and illness. You do not want to miss this! Check them out: http://www.twitter.com/the_sim_pod and theism.podbean.com *Music provided by David Wagner from Addictions Podcast” -Have you checked out our merchandise yet?!? More designs will be added at a later date. If you have designs you’d like to see in there, please let us know! You can check out the store at: teespring.com/stores/hellolifewtf Thank you so much to those who have already made a purchase! **To receive 10% off your order, click the link below** http://teespring.com/hellolifewtf/?pr=WMF15RL7SP You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com ***Our FB GROUP is OPEN!!!!*** Come join us, continue the conversations and hang out with us between episodes! http://www.facebook.com/groups/hellolifewtf **AND REMEMBER…YOU DECIDE WHAT THE “F” IS FOR!! Related Link: www.medicalnewstoday.com

Once again, our apologies this episode is late! -In this episode, we laughed til we cried and we also actually cried. We finally get real and candid about how things have been and how things are now that Perry is back home. We also update about Perry’s recent doctor’s appointment and Lindsay’s dentist appointment. -Our randomness this week includes: What did Lindsay do for the first time in her life last week? Did you hear about the lady who got sucked out of a plane or the guy who sucked his intestines out with a vacuum?? (scroll to the bottom for links to articles). For some reason, Perry thinks we’re starting another podcast next year….but what about? Why does a conversation about breast size come up? What's a pooter? Do we dare say the word “Super Bowl?” Of course there’s some singing. And we do talk serious about 2 very special people in our lives. All of this and more… -That Was Then, This Is Now: This week it’s all about GIF’s -We have STICKERS!!!! Shout out to Sticker Mule! They turned out AMAZING! If you would like some stickers, just click here — www.postable.com/perryandlindsayjohnson then enter your info and we’ll send some your way! *If you’re a podcaster, please list your podcast name where it says “Company Name.”* !!PROMOS THIS WEEK!! 1.) Livestream For The Cure 2.0 *We will definitely be taking part in the Livestream For The Cure 2.0…tentatively on May 20th at 4:30EST. Nick and Justin from Epic Film Guys are putting together 30 hours of live content to raise money for Cancer Research, May 18-20th 2018. For complete info: **Follow the event on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/Livestream4Cure **You can also visit livestreamforthecure.com **They are now taking donations, so please donate if you can. 2.) Chronicity -A Podcast mini-series by: Matt Sanderson Phil Primeau of Semi-Intellectual Musings *Episode 0 is now available as well as Episode 1* Throughout the series, you will hear true stories of chronic pain and illness. You do not want to miss this! Check them out: http://www.twitter.com/the_sim_pod and theism.podbean.com *Music provided by David Wagner from Addictions Podcast” 3.) Pop Goes Your World -A podcast hosted by Chris McBrien and Yancy Eaton and is all about Gen-X pop culture vs. Millennial pop culture. Every week, Chris helps Generation X listeners take a trip down memory lane by reminiscing about movies, TV shows and music from the 70’s and 80’s. Yancy represents Millennials by including everything he can from Gen-Y. Check them out: www.popgoesyourworld.com -Have you checked out our merchandise yet?!? More designs will be added at a later date. If you have designs you’d like to see in there, please let us know! You can check out the store at: teespring.com/stores/hellolifewtf Thank you so much to those who have already made a purchase! **To receive 10% off your order, click the link below** http://teespring.com/hellolifewtf/?pr=WMF15RL7SP You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com ***Our FB GROUP is OPEN!!!!*** Come join us, continue the conversations and hang out with us between episodes! http://www.facebook.com/groups/hellolifewtf **AND REMEMBER…YOU DECIDE WHAT THE “F” IS FOR!! Related Links: Passenger Next to Woman Sucked Out of Southwest Plane Speaks Out: 'I Wrapped My Arm Around Her' This Guy Tried To Vacuum His Farts Away And Wound Up Getting His Sphincter Sucked Into The Vacuum Instead A Brief History of the GIF, From Early Internet Innovation to Ubiquitous Relic

Our apologies this episode is late! -Not going to lie, we really did not want to record this week, but we’re glad we did…it was good therapy. This episode ended up being recorded on the same day Lindsay lost her dad 4 years ago so that led to a small conversation. Do you associate guilt with pain? For those who don’t know, Perry ended up in the Emergency Room this week. We give details on that and what the next steps are. -Most of this episode is random, however, it includes…who is Shawn-Jon Claude Van Damme? What’s a word salad? Perry continues to talk a little creepy about things he'd like to do to Paul from Varmints...coffee anyone? (sorry Paul, we love you). What are your thoughts on Conan O’Brien? Perry shares his story of saving someone’s life. What made Lindsay get irrationally pissed off? Be sure to follow on social media to take part in the poll we talk about. All this and more… -We were given an amazing opportunity to have our story published in Alexander Laurin’s book. In addition to being an author, he is a Certified Professional Life Coach, Career Coach and Podcast Life Coach. Visit: pocasterscoach.com and thebookonpodcasting.com for more info. Thank you Alexander for the opportunity. We appreciate it so much! **Lots of Shout Outs once again!!** -We have STICKERS!!!! Shout out to Sticker Mule! They turned out AMAZING! If you would like some stickers, just click here — www.postable.com/perryandlindsayjohnson then enter your info and we’ll send some your way! *If you’re a podcaster, please list your podcast name where it says “Company Name.”* !!PROMOS THIS WEEK!! 1.) Livestream For The Cure 2.0 *We do not have our specific date and time yet, but we will definitely be taking part in the Livestream For The Cure 2.0* Nick and Justin from Epic Film Guys are putting together 30 hours of live content to raise money for Cancer Research, May 18-20th 2018. For complete info: **You can now follow the event on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/Livestream4Cure **You can also visit livestreamforthecure.com **They are now taking donations, so please donate if you can. 2.) Living in Chronicity - A Podcast mini-series by: Matt Sanderson Phil Primeau of Semi-Intellectual Musings *Episode 0 is now available* - Throughout the series, you will hear true stories of chronic pain and illness. This is something we are very much looking forward to and you should be too. You do not want to miss this! Check them out: http://www.twitter.com/the_sim_pod and theism.podbean.com *Music provided by David Wagner from Addictions Podcast” 3.) Addictions Podcast - The Podcast About Addictions hosted by David Wagner who is a recovering addict. *Addictions is a weekly podcast featuring personal stories of addicts, strategies for getting clean and staying clean and general information about the perils of addiction. He provides valuable insight and knowledge for those struggling with addictions. Check it out: addictionspodcast.com and http://www.twitter.com/addictionscast -Have you checked out our merchandise? You can check out the store at: teespring.com/stores/hellolifewtf Thank you so much to those who have already made a purchase! **To receive 10% off your order, click the link below** http://teespring.com/hellolifewtf/?pr=WMF15RL7SP You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com ***Our FB GROUP is OPEN!!!!*** Come join us, continue the conversations and hang out with us between episodes! http://www.facebook.com/groups/hellolifewtf **AND REMEMBER…YOU DECIDE WHAT THE “F” IS FOR!!

-Remember when we talked about how Lindsay was having a hard time adjusting to Perry being back home? Well, things have kinda flipped lately. It’s mentioned briefly in the beginning, but “someone” quickly changes the subject. No worries though, it’s definitely brought back up. Two words…be intentional. -Randomness this week includes: Do people still use the word twat? Ever heard the song, “Damn, I wish I was your mother?” Paul from Varmints! taught us a new word this week. What did Lindsay do for the first time in 10 years? Hint: Perry guesses way wrong! Our “That Was Then, This Is Now” is all about cameras this week and Lindsay talks about her days working in a Photo Lab. All this and so much more…. **Special Shout Out to Adam Higgins from Odd Dad Out for releasing his 100th Episode this week!!! Congratulations Adam! We appreciate you, your friendship and your support! Check him out: http://odddadout.blogspot.com **Special Thank You to Shawn, a faithful listener, for his review! Cannot thank you enough for all the kind words you said and for your support!** -We have STICKERS!!!! Shout out to Sticker Mule! They turned out AMAZING! If you would like some stickers, just click here — www.postable.com/perryandlindsayjohnson then enter your info and we’ll send some your way! *If you’re a podcaster, please list your podcast name where it says “Company Name.”* !!PROMOS THIS WEEK!! 1.) Livestream For The Cure 2.0 *We do not have our specific date and time yet, but we will definitely be taking part in the Livestream For The Cure 2.0* Nick and Justin from Epic Film Guys are putting together 30 hours of live content to raise money for Cancer Research, May 18-20th 2018. For complete info: **You can now follow the event on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/Livestream4Cure **You can also visit livestreamforthecure.com **They are now taking donations, so please donate if you can. 2.) Living in Chronicity - A Podcast mini-series by: Matt Sanderson Phil Primeau of Semi-Intellectual Musings *Episode 0 is now available* - Throughout the series, you will hear true stories of chronic pain and illness. This is something we are very much looking forward to and you should be too. You do not want to miss this! Check them out: http://www.twitter.com/the_sim_pod and theism.podbean.com *Music provided by David Wagner from The Addictions Podcast” 3.) Varmints! - Hosted by Paul and Donna Their podcast is an education/comedy podcast that’s all about animals. They aren’t exactly animal experts…more like animal enthusiasts. This podcast is one of our favorites! Check them out: www.blazingcariboustudios.com/varmints and http://www.twitter.com/varmintspodcast -Have you checked out our merchandise yet?!? More designs will be added at a later date. If you have designs you’d like to see in there, please let us know! You can check out the store at: teespring.com/stores/hellolifewtf Thank you so much to those who have already made a purchase! **To receive 10% off your order, click the link below** http://teespring.com/hellolifewtf/?pr=WMF15RL7SP You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com ***Our FB GROUP is OPEN!!!!*** Come join us, continue the conversations and hang out with us between episodes! http://www.facebook.com/groups/hellolifewtf **AND REMEMBER…YOU DECIDE WHAT THE “F” IS FOR!!

-This is probably one of our favorite episodes…unexpectedly so. As usual, we went into this recording not knowing what we were going to talk about, but we end up having a conversation about mental illness and what limits our vision…well, Lindsay’s vision. We also discuss weight issues, insecurities and how things have been since Perry’s been back home…a little hint: things have not gone as Perry expected but have gone pretty much the way Lindsay expected. -Part of our randomness this week includes plenty of laughs, songs and movie references! Who in the world is Porky? Which podcast host would Perry suck like a lollipop? There’s a “Bruce Banter” throwback in there. Where is rollin, rollin, rollin from? Did you know 8 Mile had a prequel? What’s shakin by Lindsay Johnson? All this and so much more!! -So many important mentions this week! Please forgive us if we left anyone out…we still love you! Loyal Listeners (who aren’t podcasters) shout-out to Shawn and Amy!! We appreciate you both! Podcast hosts/shows you should check out: Chris McBrien of Pop Goes Your World JV Torres of Rise of King Asilas (THANK YOU for your review!!!!) Heather Welch of Sunshine PowerCuts Nick Haskins of Epic Film Guys and RestauRant Podcast David the Producer who produces The Unwritable Rant Murder Dice Stranger Lands Semi-Intellectual Musings Alexander Laurin - Podcaster's Coach Paul of Varmints! Adam of Odd Dad Out The Pod Couple NickVince Alysa of Best Forevers: A Podcast For Kindred Spirits The PodStuff -We have STICKERS!!!! Shout out to Sticker Mule! They turned out AMAZING! If you would like some stickers, just click here — www.postable.com/perryandlindsayjohnson then enter your info and we’ll send some your way! *If you’re a podcaster, please list your podcast name where it says “Company Name.”* !!PROMOS THIS WEEK!! 1.) Livestream For The Cure 2.0 *We do not have our specific date and time yet, but we will definitely be taking part in the Livestream For The Cure 2.0 which is the promo you hear at the beginning of the episode* Nick and Justin from Epic Film Guys are putting together 30 hours of live content to raise money for Cancer Research, May 18-20th 2018. For complete info: **You can now follow the event on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/Livestream4Cure **You can also visit livestreamforthecure.com 2.) Living in Chronicity - A Podcast mini-series by: Matt Sanderson Phil Primeau of Semi-Intellectual Musings *Launching on April 1, 2018 - Tune in to hear true stories of chronic pain and illness. This is something we are very much looking forward to and you should be too. You do not want to miss this! Check them out: http://www.twitter.com/the_sim_pod and theism.podbean.com 3.) The Pod Couple - Join PodGuy and PodGal every week as they discuss everyday adventures, pop culture and TGIF Craft Beers. They’re a lot of fun and have been so supportive of us. Check them out: http://www.twitter.com/thepodcouple and thepodcouple.ca -Have you checked out our merchandise yet?!? More designs will be added at a later date. If you have designs you’d like to see in there, please let us know! You can check out the store at: teespring.com/stores/hellolifewtf Thank you so much to those who have already made a purchase! **To receive 10% off your order, click the link below** http://teespring.com/hellolifewtf/?pr=WMF15RL7SP You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com **We’re thinking about bringing back our Facebook Group…we were actually asked to, so be on the lookout for that!**

-Well, it’s been awhile since things got a little tense between us while recording….you get a taste of it again this week though. This whole journey is really starting to get to us but thankfully we are nearing the end of it. However, before getting to the end, we had a pretty tough week where we just did not get along at all and we end up kinda rehashing a text conversation that we had previously. -Our “That Was Then, This Is Now” segment this week is all about movies/movie theaters. We’ll get that segment organized a little better eventually. Plenty of songs and singing are included. Is Perry a cowboy or on crack or what?? Lindsay has an idea for merchandise but of course Perry’s idea is completely different! All this and so much more!! -We have STICKERS!!!! Shout out to Sticker Mule! They turned out AMAZING! If you would like some stickers, just click here — www.postable.com/perryandlindsayjohnson then enter your info and we’ll send some your way! -We have so many exciting things we’ve been part of and also have coming up! *Heather Welch from Sunshine PowerCuts (on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/sunpowerpod) invited us to be part of her Live Stream event that took place March 9th-16th titled Sunshine Summit 2018-Celebrating Connections. There are several other podcasts involved in this and we’re so thankful we were able to be part of it. Our Live Stream with Heather was on March 11, 2018 and is available on YouTube at https://youtu.be/4107EKiPY8w *The guys from NickVince’s Podcast (on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/NickAndVince) asked us to be on their show. That episode aired on March 11, 2018 so be sure to check that out! Thank you guys so much for wanting to talk with us. *We do not have our specific date and time yet, but we will definitely be taking part in the Livestream For The Cure 2.0 which is the promo you hear at the end of the episode* Nick and Justin from Epic Film Guys are putting together 30 hours of live content to raise money for Cancer Research, May 18-20th 2018. For complete info: **You can now follow the event on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/Livestream4Cure **You can also visit livestreamforthecure.com *Get out there, get involved, help make a difference, join this livestream and together, we can beat cancer! -Have you checked out our merchandise yet?!? More designs will be added at a later date. If you have designs you’d like to see in there, please let us know! You can check out the store at: teespring.com/stores/hellolifewtf Thank you so much to those who have already made a purchase! **To receive 10% off your order, click the link below** http://teespring.com/hellolifewtf/?pr=WMF15RL7SP You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com *We will no longer have the Hello Life WTF FB Group but feel free to join us over in The PodStuff FB Group at: http://www.facebook.com/groups/thepodstuff !!Special Thanks to Don Wakefield for his many contributions…we’re forever grateful!! !!Special Thanks to our good friend, Abraham Carmean who provided the music!! **AND REMEMBER…YOU DECIDE WHAT THE “F” IS FOR!!

*Before anything else, we apologize for how loud our kids are in the background. We usually record while they’re at school, but they were on Spring Break and we are on very limited time for recording.* -This week we continue our conversation about the current journey we’re on and how the long distance is affecting our marriage. We end up in a very unexpected conversation about our relationship…past and current. If you hear nothing else while listening, hear this…Know Your Worth! -Some of our randomness includes updating Perry’s plunger situation. Who’s fault is it that we’re now not allowed to go back to see our family doctor? How in the world does Perry have a damaged esophagus? Lindsay really tries to have a serious conversation but “someone” keeps breaking out in songs. -We have STICKERS!!!! Shout out to Sticker Mule! They turned out AMAZING! If you would like some stickers, just click here — www.postable.com/perryandlindsayjohnson then enter your info and we’ll send some your way! -We have so many exciting things we’ve been part of and also have coming up! *Heather Welch from Sunshine PowerCuts (on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/sunpowerpod) invited us to be part of her Live Stream event that took place March 9th-16th titled Sunshine Summit 2018-Celebrating Connections. There are several other podcasts involved in this and we’re so thankful we were able to be part of it. Our Live Stream with Heather was on March 11, 2018 and is available on YouTube at https://youtu.be/4107EKiPY8w *The guys from NickVince’s Podcast (on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/NickAndVince) asked us to be on their show. That episode aired on March 11, 2018 so be sure to check that out! Thank you guys so much for wanting to talk with us. *We do not have our specific date yet, but we will definitely be taking part in the Livestream For The Cure 2.0! **Info for that: Join Epic Film Guys, RestauRant Podcast and more May 18-20 for 30 hours raising money for Cancer Research! -Friday from 6:00PM to 4:00AM -Saturday from Noon to Midnight -Sunday from 10:00AM to 6:00PM (all times are Eastern) **Go Follow Nick and Justin for all of the details! (http://www.twitter.com/EpicFilmGuys and http://www.twitter.com/RestauRantPod) *Get out there, get involved, help make a difference, join this livestream and together, we can beat cancer! *So many shout outs this week! We have made some amazing friends on this journey…just to name a few: -Heather from SunshinePowerCuts -Alysa from Best Forevers: A Podcast for Kindred Spirits -Paul from Varmints -Adam from Odd Dad Out -NickVince’s Podcast -The Pod Couple -Doug from Who’s Right Podcast -Matt Phil from Semi-Intellectual Musings -Nick from RestauRant Podcast and Epic Film Guys -Matt Jon from The Stranger Lands -Tom Patrick from Sea Dogs Podcast -Have you checked out our merchandise yet?!? More designs will be added at a later date. If you have designs you’d like to see in there, please let us know! You can check out the store at: teespring.com/stores/hellolifewtf Thank you so much to those who have already made a purchase! **To receive 10% off your order, click the link below** http://teespring.com/hellolifewtf/?pr=WMF15RL7SP You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com *We do not have the Hello Life WTF FB Group but feel free to join us over in The PodStuff FB Group at: http://www.facebook.com/groups/thepodstuff

-We’re back…again!! Perry is still in training and traveling a lot, but we’re making it work and doing what we can to manage time better and get these recordings done while also spending as much time as a family as we can. This week we talk about how this journey is going and we also have a full update about our house situation. If you’re not sure what that situation is…we did an entire episode about it. Check out Episode 23: Money Money Money WTF. -Our randomness this week is full of song references, movie mentions, Disney Channel shows and more! Once you listen, you will fully understand why we picked the title we did for this episode. Lindsay managed to catch Perry off guard and caused him to have a “laughgasm!” Why has a plunger become Perry’s “safety blanket?” Listen and find out. -We have STICKERS!!!! Shout out to Sticker Mule! They turned out AMAZING! If you would like some stickers, just email us your address, hellolifewtf@gmail.com and we’ll send some your way! -We have so many exciting things coming up and hope you will join us! *Heather Welch from Sunshine PowerCuts (on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/sunpowerpod) invited us to be part of her Live Stream event taking place March 9th-16th titled Sunshine Summit 2018-Celebrating Connections. There are several other podcasts involved in this and we’re so thankful to be part of it. Our Live Stream with Heather will be on March 11, 2018 at 4pm CST. *The guys from NickVince’s Podcast (on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/NickAndVince) asked us to be on their show. That episode airs this Sunday, March 11, 2018 so be sure to check that out! Thank you guys so much for wanting to talk with us. *We do not have our specific date yet, but we will definitely be taking part in the Livestream For The Cure 2.0! **Info for that: Join Epic Film Guys, RestauRant Podcast and more May 18-20 for 30 hours raising money for Cancer Research! -Friday from 6:00PM to 4:00AM -Saturday from Noon to Midnight -Sunday from 10:00AM to 6:00PM (all times are Eastern) **Go Follow Nick and Justin for all of the details! (http://www.twitter.com/EpicFilmGuys and http://www.twitter.com/RestauRantPod) *Get out there, get involved, help make a difference, join this livestream and together, we can beat cancer! -Have you checked out our merchandise yet?!? More designs will be added at a later date. If you have designs you’d like to see in there, please let us know! You can check out the store at: teespring.com/stores/hellolifewtf Thank you so much to those who have already made a purchase! **To receive 10% off your order, click the link below** http://teespring.com/hellolifewtf/?pr=WMF15RL7SP You can access this episode and all others on our website at: http://www.hellolifewtf.com (If you’re reading this on the website, thank you for being here)!! !!Don’t forget to leave a review on iTunes (we’ll read it on the show) or wherever else you listen. We hear the number 5 is pretty popular!! *You can find us on social media at: Facebook Page: fb.me/hellolifewtf Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hellolifewtf Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/hellolifewtf Email: hellolifewtf@gmail.com *We will no longer have the Hello Life WTF FB Group but feel free to join us over in The PodStuff FB Group at: http://www.facebook.com/groups/thepodstuff !!Special Thanks to Don Wakefield for his many contributions…we’re forever grateful!! !!Special Thanks to our good friend, Abraham Carmean who provided the music!! **AND REMEMBER…YOU DECIDE WHAT THE “F” IS FOR!!