The final episode.

This week the boys talk T-Swift, Bang Energy, Growing Up, and a sincere thanks to everyone who has listened to us over the past year. 

This epsiode Jordan and Justin talk about alcoholic seltzer water - is it manly? we also discuss throwing hands at Disney, is Trump a racist, US Womens Soccer, and how long does Jeffrey Epstein have left to live.

This week, Justin gets into his depression, issues with the neighbors, Jordan rants about boomers, the boys talk Kyle Kashuv, and finally, governance by tweet.

This week the boys talk about the Barstool backlash and how sincere it really is. They talk de-platforming, they talk jizz crepes, and they talk Bruins in the playoffs.

This week we get NERDY. We talk Games of Thrones, and Avengers - Endgame. That's it. But trust us, it gets weird. 

This week - the boys talk hockey and do hockey talk. We get into Twitter drama, best regional pizza, the release of the Mueller report, and killer flightless birds.

This episode - Justin talks about a weird experience at the doctor, we talk celebrity encounters, anti-vaxxers, the Mueller Report, and Jordan goes on a RANT about Pete Buttigieg.

This episode Justin and Jordan talk about massage parlor handjobs, fighting animals, lack of self-awareness, and a return of Florida Man.

Also, Justin's twitter account got suspended because of something he talked about in this episode. GREAT.

This week Justin and Jordan discuss Justin being a prisoner in his own home with his in-laws in town, some big news for the podcast, some big news for Boston, blackface problems, and the State of the (dis)Union.

This week - Justin and Jordan interview Jared Keller (@jaredbkeller) - Senior Editor of Task Purpose. We get into some recent controversies at TP, earning trust as a news organization, fighting fake news, and el Pastor vs. Steak tacos. 

WE'RE BACK!

This episode Justin and Jordan catch up from over the holidays. We talk government shutdowns, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, the myth of Jim Mattis, Louis CK needing to shut the fuck up once and for all, and monkeys with herpes. 

This episode Justin and Jordan discuss sex work with E.B. Cotenord (@ebcotenord on twitter). E.B. has been a sex worker for the last three years and has one of the funniest twitter accounts out there. We discuss SESTA/FOSTA, sex work in the age of social media, and why even Bob Dole deserves love.

This week Justin and Jordan catch up with some old friends, meet some new friends, and come to the ultimate conclusion that the Republic is fucking because LOL nothing matters. We also discuss the HISTORIC 2018 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS THE BOSTON RED SOX.

This episode is definitely not brought to you by MAGA Blocks.

EMERGENCY PODCAST RELEASE -  This episode Justin and Jordan break down the new Jacob Wohl/Robert Mueller drama. Is it possible that we are the smoking gun that ties this all in to a massive government conspiracy?Also - Jordan finally gets a professional microphone and I guess we're legit now. 

This week Jordan and Justin get deep into enemy territory, discussing college conservative organizations like Liberty Hangout, Turning Point USA, and Lone Conservative. We discuss Charlie Kirk, Kent State Gun Girl, and the dangers of joining such partisan organizations at such a young age.

Come for the learning, stay for the repeated overuse of a Charlie Kirk audio clip.

This week Justin and Jordan interview:

USMC Sergeant and disabled veteran Kirstie Ennis. Since suffering her injuries in Afghanistan in 2012, Kirstie has dedicated her life to showing that be #leftlegless isn't going to stop her from walking across countries, climbing the tallest mountains in the world, earning 3 Masters degrees, and in general providing the example for everyone that there's more to life than just living. 

This week we discuss gender reveal parties, people dying for selfies, a new Florida man segment, Avril Lavigne is BACK, and Jordan goes on an EPIC Kanye rant.

This week Justin interviews author Joseph Kassabian on his new book The Hooligans of Kandahar. Justin and Joe talk about their respective times in Afghanistan, they talk about masturbation and fleshlights, the talk about pooping, chai boys, moments of vulnerability, and the way in which we recover from the trauma of the forever wars.

This week we pray for the sun setting on numerous scandles and stories. We talk about fake twitter accounts, Justins NYT article, the culture of silence surrounding sexual assault victims and how that has lead to the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh, we talk about JUULing, and finally we talk about the bad decisions we continue to make in life.

This week Jordan and Justin discuss some of the most awful people on earth. We cover charity grifters, Louis CK, anal bleachers, Alex Jones, Marco Rubio, and Paul Flart. This entire episode is dedicated to, and in the spirit of, Florida.

Justin and Jordan talk with Pete Blackburn (CBS Sports, Brunch Podcast) about the upcoming NHL season, favorite NHL goal calls, and if this is the summer of sour beers.

Check out Pete on twitter @PeteBlackburn and @ListentoBrunch.

In this episode we talk about the death of a parade, creative methods of suicide, the Mighty Ducks, superhuman older men, Nazis, Nazis, and Nazis, and finally embarrassing bachelor party stories.

Justin interviews conservative commentator and Donald Trump superfan Jacob Wohl. But first, Jordan and Justin discuss what role social media influencers have over political discourse at the national level.

Buckle in folks, this episode lives up to the podcast name.

In Episode 2 we talk about Florida men and men in Florida. We discuss growing up in the age of social media, the land where your every mistake lasts forever. And finally, we discuss the best books for Robert Mueller to read while sitting next to Biff Loman.

In episode 1 - we figure out what we're doing. We talk about vacation hell, the newest Florida man, Trump's balls in Helsinki, feeling despondent, and Sacha Baron Cohen's new show "Who Is America."