Don't Wake The Kids

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Publisher |: Randall Pierce

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Comedy,; Interview,; Society & Culture

Categories Via RSS |: Comedy,; Kids & Family,; Parenting

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Humor in segments and a lot of parenting BS!

A dad only gets so much time to talk to his friends about the things he enjoys (or hates). This is that time. This is a multi-format show where Randall sits down with a friend to either discuss all things movies, music, TV, news, and whatever else may come up, run through a few segments with a guest, or solo shows where he tells stories. Special episodes include interviews with entertainment industry professionals!...All while trying not to wake the kids!

People |: Randall Pierce (@toohottorandall)
Country Of Origin |: USA
Produced In |: Las Vegas, NV
Premiere Date |: 2016-04-19
Related Hashtags |: #podernfamily,; #PodernFamily
Frequency |: Periodic
Explicit |: Yes

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0 Available Episodes (65 Total) / Average duration: 00:51:24

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0 Available Episodes (65 Total)Average duration: 00:51:24

Apr 24, 2020

00:25:22

Finally nearly a year after the trip, you're getting to hear the first part of Randall's road trip in New England with Tom. Enjoy!

If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!!

Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram

Email:randall@dontwakethekids.com

Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean

Apr 16, 2020

00:25:32

Randall is back and ready to party! After nearly a year since the last episode was released, a lot has changed. Jump in and catch up - plus your favorite segments.

If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!!

#Trending:@tweetsbyeddie@clark_gasm@incorrectbox@cmc42@eminem1684

Real News or Fake News:- Shredded T-shirts used as toilet paper back up California city sewer.

YouTube Channel of the Week:Just Add Nature

Playboy AdvisorMarch 1969 issue, page 38

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Email:randall@dontwakethekids.com

Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean

Jul 31, 2019

00:25:32

This is Randall’s favorite podcast episode he has ever done! Him and Tom from the MetalLoud YouTube channel and podcast drove up to New Jersey to record at A Shared Universe PodcaStudio and was joined by Comic Book Man Ming Chen!

If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!!

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Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean

Apr 11, 2019

01:18:51

Jacob of the Refund Theater Podcast and YouTube Channel joins Randall again for his first segment show!Taco Bell farts in bed, new puppies, men getting pedicures, and lots of movie talk make for a fast paced, funny conversation.

#Trending: #OddWaysToShowYourLoveFeaturing tweets from @kattfunny (X2) @mr_guywise @dallasnites and @realbadger

Real News or Fake News: Boy has surgery to remove 39 magnetic balls from penis

YouTube Channel of the Week: Refund Theater

Playboy Advisor: Sex Education

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Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma JeanSegment Intros by Hundred Suns guitarist Chis LeMasters

Feb 04, 2019

00:42:10

Randall started a Norma Jean fan group on Facebook: Normachine: A Norma Jean Fan ClubHe also started a new job, got a vasectomy, and got kicked in the nuts the next day!

#Trending: #Wait, do Crocks have a sports mode?Featuring tweets from @photosnfreckles, @tina_bean02, @olemissmal, and @ydomariah

Real News or Fake News: o MTV Announces Drastic Programming Change – They’re Going Back to Music Videos!

YouTube Channel of the Week: Dr. CreepenFeatured video, Randall's story: 'Seven Days: The Complete Story'' | EXCLUSIVE CLASSIC STORY FROM THE VAULT

Playboy Advisor: Can an opened champagne bottle be re-corked?

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Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma JeanSegment Intros by Hundred Suns guitarist Chis LeMasters

Jan 25, 2019

00:14:06

After a long five and a half months off, DWTK is coming back in a big bad way! This short episode is full of updates and expectations of the bright future of the podcast. Also the introduction of the new segment intros by Chris LeMasters of the band Hundred Suns. It's not all work though! The episode ends with a fun dad story.

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Aug 06, 2018

00:49:13

Randall loses his shorts, Randall's 5 year old daughter gives driving advice, Chris has an important question about kiddie pools, and aged urine psychos are all topics of conversation this week! Chris and Randall also go head to head in some 90's music trivia.

#Trending: #OlderPeopleSayings

Parenting Advice

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Jul 30, 2018

00:43:48

Messing with credit card scammers, expensive wallets, the VA takes their sweet ass time, giant African land snails, Randall's son pooping on the garage floor, and Chris explains why his nickname for several years was "Butters."

#Trending: #WhatIThoughtWhenIWas18

Real News or Fake News: robots-artificial-intelligence-Google-exec-12725297.php">Former Google CEO Says Killer Robots Are Just a Decade or Two Away

YouTube Channel of the Week: Sam O'Nella Academy

Playboy Advisor: Does simultaneous orgasm increase likelihood of pregnancy?

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Jul 24, 2018

00:33:30

Chris and Randall tell a few stories including accidentally insulting a (very) short lady in Walmart and Chris takes the US Citizenship Test.

Parenting advice: How much chloroform is the correct amount?

Real News or Fake News: Prison Bans Game of Thrones Books

YouTube Channel of the Week: Simon's Cat

Playboy Advisor

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Jul 16, 2018

00:49:36

Randall is joined by his Brother-In-Officer-of-the-Law Josh to talk about killing bears with blowdarts and other important life lessons in this week's segmented show! Bonus: Josh was also stationed in Okinawa, Japan and is able to give his perspective on the Banana Show.

Parenting advice: how to potty train a boy

Real News or Fake News: Mexican Police Force Armed with Slingshots After Guns Confiscated

YouTube Channel of the Week: PlayFunGamesPictures

Playboy Advisor

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Apr 24 | 00:25:22

New England Road Trip #1

Apr 16 | 00:25:32

Vegas Baby!

Jul 31 | 00:25:32

Ming Chen (Comic Book Men)

Apr 11 | 01:18:51

Hip Hop Genie

Feb 04 | 00:42:10

Sport Mode

Jan 25 | 00:14:06

New Beginning

Aug 06 | 00:49:13

'90's Music Trivia

Jul 30 | 00:43:48

Some People's Kids, Man

Jul 24 | 00:33:30

Chloroform Is Not The Answer

Jul 16 | 00:49:36

Don't Pee On Cheetos

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