Kelsey and Zach are reunited after 15 days apart (the longest since they were separated at birth) for the catch up of all catch ups! Is Kelsey getting brain surgery?? Did Zach meet the “intact” man of his dreams in Europe?! What does fruit roll up have to say about Kelsey’s viral ad campaign?!! You’ll have to listen to find out 🧠💦💦

Oh great ANOTHER PERSONALITY TEST TO TELL ME I'M A CRAZY DRAMATIC LOONY?! or....a well - researched, scientific based approach to understanding yourself (and maybe others, too!) in a better way? Can knowing more about our enneagram types help us be more understanding humans (clearly a type 5) or make us hate ourselves (oh 8's, we love. you!)

zZzzZZ WAKE UP CONFIDANTES!!! Zach and Kelsey are talking 'bout that wild shit that happens in your subconscious while you're SNOOZING! Not only are you getting the literal stuff that nightmares are made of, but you're also getting a game where Kelsey has to guess if Zach's wild descriptions are of his dreams OR ACTUAL THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO HIM and the fact that we can't tell the difference...will keep you up at night!

This week Kelsey and Zach talk about the drug 90% of all adults are doing—CAFFEINE ☕️ from its humble origin story to the chokehold it currently has on most of society, we’ll let you decide if it’s a HERO or VILLAIN 🦹🏼‍♀️

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After years of dating all walks of life, Kelsey and Zach have accrued quite a few ICKS 😬 Find out what irks these two very not shallow people and let us know if you feel similarly 😏 PLUS we need your help in what to talk about next! (Otherwise you’re getting more delicious, horny overshares 😈)

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I said burr....its COLD AS FUCK IN HERE!!! This week, Kelsey walks Zach through intentional cold exposure therapy in our new episode called L2L #Luv2LeArN where we break down a scientific subject into digestible and obvi hilarious subjects ;) This first go of our #L2L series is all about what GETTING COLD can do for your healthy! Namely, panic attacks, metabolism and resilience! LOOK AT US LEARNIN'!

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OOooOOoooOo!!!!!! This episode’s sexiness is in OVERDRIVE. That’s right Kelsey and Zach breakdown where that desire in your loins connects with the sexiest muscle in your body (🧠💦💦) Bumble hookups, marathon sex sessions and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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Kelsey and Zach are all about getting better, but this ep takes woo woo healing practices to the next level 🫣 we’re talkin everything from kundalini body twitchin’ to literal rolls in the hay 🐴 and what wellness episode would be complete without discussing the benefits of hooking up in saunas??

lights...camera..LUBE!!?? Have you ever made a sexual film before, confidantes?! This week Kelsey & Zach catch up after being apart from each other for 3 whole weeks. Zach recounts his gay cruises (and the poles and holes that came with it) while Kelsey spills on her time in a sex dungeon with sir while making a sex tape.