Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

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Publisher |: everybody panic

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Comedy,; Fiction,; Serialized

Categories Via RSS |: Comedy

People are cruel and the world is a waking nightmare. Welcome to Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures.

An everybody panic podcast.
Follow on Instagram @everybody.panic

People |: Lynette Hedley,; Chris Thomas
Premiere Date |: 2019-12-03
Related Hashtags |: #gardening,; #podfact,; #sleep
Frequency |: Periodic
Explicit |: Yes

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32 Available Episodes (32 Total) / Average duration: 00:06:08

Date Duration Most Reviewed Highest Rated

32 Available Episodes (32 Total)Average duration: 00:06:08

Feb 13, 2024

00:00:53

Come and see Burnt Toast live in Oxford on Thursday 14th March at the Old Fire Station with Six Figure Success: the 26th Douché essential oils world distributor convention!

Book tickets to the live, interactive comedy show now at https://oldfirestation.org.uk/whats-on/six-figure-success/

Dec 24, 2022

00:11:42

36,000 feet up and not a sink prawn in sight. Will this nightmare ever end? Yes. It ends here. – Burnt Toast Presents: The Final Episode Featuring: Nathan Peter Grassi, Ida Berglöw Kenneway, Emily Wilden, Miranda Shrapnell, Krage Brown, Jess Lloyd-Jones and David Gurney. Written & Created by Thom Munden Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden Season 3 artwork by: deprivedanxiety Thanks to everybody that helped to make the show possible and to you, listener. Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast. We never did find the toaster. Follow us on Instagram @everybody.panic © 2022 everybody panic

Oct 28, 2022

00:07:25

In hell no one can hear you file a complaint.

Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi, Jess Lloyd-Jones & Krage Brown

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast

Jun 03, 2022

00:04:59

To: {INSERT NEW EMPLOYEE NAME HERE}

The queen wishes me to write and welcome you to {INSERT LOCATION HERE}.

Her majesty was also touched to know {FIELD#33NAMEADDRESS} was present to {#} this special occasion.

I am to send her majesty’s {BEST WISHES/DEEP REGRET} to you.

Lady Helen Bonbon

Lady-in-waiting

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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Krage Brown

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast

Apr 29, 2022

00:06:00

Flat 12, Bloomsbury House, EC14 4JJ

Ma,

Here’s a copy of the tape I done. Jez says the manager at Woolworths is going to show it to the girls in the shop. Is it ok if I keep a few hundred boxes of eau de toilette in the spare room? It’s Barrymore’s new one so I reckon I can shift it all down the women's clinic at the weekend. Make sure you keep it away from the electric fire. And the dog.

Gary

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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, David Gurney

Emily Wilden

Krage Brown

Nathan Peter Grassi

With additional voices by Lily Jones and Lewis Jones

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown

artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Apr 22, 2022

00:05:11

16 April 1972

Sirs,

It has come to my attention that some of the girls in the office have been complaining about unwanted advances from the butchers. While I do sympathise with them somewhat (after all those butchers have awfully big, hairy hands), it’s just a bit of fun on their part and I'd hate to take away what little joy they have in their miserable lives. If I had to strangle 400 cattle a day I know I would find solace in chasing the girl from accounts down a dark hallway with my big, bloodied hands. To feel them, like two hairy hams, grabbing at my breasts like a hungry bird. I’d say no but really I'd mean YES.

Anway, some chap at the freemasons put me in touch with a firm who specialise in these new ‘training records’. Do me a favour and play it to the lads on the shop floor.

Dictated and signed in absence.

Regards,

Baron Von Beirgmenst III

Chief Executive Officer, Barbarity Meats & Offal Tubes

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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Krage Brown

Jess Lloyd-Jones

Miranda Shrapnell

Ida Berglöw Kenneway

David Gurney

Nathan Peter Grassi

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Apr 15, 2022

00:07:40

Gabby said we’ve all got to watch this thing I.T sent over before New Year’s Eve. Just make Terry watch it and he can update us on Monday morning. Also… tell me you saw Jane’s dress this morning? Did her meth addled mom knit it for her? Gross. She looked like she was wearing the blanket I buried my cat in.

Kat

Head of Human Resources

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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Ida Berglöw Kenneway

Krage Brown

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Apr 08, 2022

00:06:51

-FAX-

To All the staffs

From Hans Eierkuchen

Pages 1

Hi all,

Let’s celebrate the new aircraft with this wonderful CD_ROMULUS that Heidi and chums has put together in the training form. Learning what we should all aspire to be, fully erect or not.

I suggest you all digest this before embarking within her metal bowel and taking to the skies. It will serve you well to understand the different nooks and fannies with her long body.

Clap together your hands for Heidi and very emotional performance, I expect she’ll be a star soon and off to the Hollywood for a role on the big television or perhaps pumping milk into a dog's mouth if they know her right.

Warmest Darlings,

Hans Eierkuchen

AloisJet - Team Training Lead

Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Krage Brown

Ida Berglöw Kenneway

Nathan Peter Grassi

& Miranda Shrapnell

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Apr 01, 2022

00:05:34

Mary,

I’ve been asked to send you this pdf on depression as your overall body ‘stank’ is becoming an issue in the office and can only mean you're either deeply depressed or your mother’s brought another ‘man friend’ home to stay. If reading is too much effort for you, I’m recording it on tape next week. You can have a copy so long as you leave $4 on my desk to cover the cost of cleaning the smell from the tape after you’ve used it.

Regards,

Joe Durst

Head of Staff Training

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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Krage Brown

Miranda Shrapnell

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Mar 25, 2022

00:04:36

Dear all,

The power of a smile can increase profits by as much as 904%.

Please remind your teams they’re all contractually required to smile for their entire 12 hour shift, even while Brenda from the deli counter cradles them in the women's bathroom and dries their tears with her dead husband's Dukes of Hazzard vest.

Play this DVD at the next team huddle. I’ll know if you don’t.

Matt

North West Regional Manager

Best Value UK

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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Krage Brown

David Gurney

Jess Lloyd-Jones

Miranda Shrapnell

Liam Jones

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Feb 13 | 00:00:53

Announcement: Burnt Toast Live!

Dec 24 | 00:11:42

Burnt Toast Presents: The Final Ever Episode

Oct 28 | 00:07:25

Workplace Creatures | Cost Of Living Special

Jun 03 | 00:04:59

Workplace Creatures | Jubilee Special

Apr 29 | 00:06:00

Workplace Creatures | Episode 10

Apr 22 | 00:05:11

Workplace Creatures | Episode 9

Apr 15 | 00:07:40

Workplace Creatures | Episode 8

Apr 08 | 00:06:51

Workplace Creatures | Episode 7

Apr 01 | 00:05:34

Workplace Creatures | Episode 6

Mar 25 | 00:04:36

Workplace Creatures | Episode 5

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