Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Publisher |: Xandy and Christine Schiefer

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Comedy,; Reviews,; Society & Culture

Categories Via RSS |: Comedy

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Alex and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

People |: Christine Schiefer (@xtineschiefer),; Xandy Schiefer (@xandyschiefer)
Country Of Origin |: USA
Produced In |: Los Angeles, CA
Premiere Date |: 2018-12-07
Related Hashtags |: #Christine2020,; #comedy,; #funny,; #reviews
Frequency |: Weekly
Explicit |: Yes

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285 Available Episodes (285 Total) / Average duration: 01:02:05

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285 Available Episodes (285 Total)Average duration: 01:02:05

Apr 19, 2023

01:15:22

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate! Sincere apologies to those who don't...

Get your mystery pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

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Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Apr 12, 2023

01:19:00

Put your belongings in a garbage bag lined crate, throw on your enormous gardening gloves, and prepare to feel the rage COFFIN

Get your mystery pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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Apr 10, 2023

00:08:54

This week Xandy and Christine appeared on fellow Forever Dog podcast Double Threat, hosted by Tom Scharpling and Julie Klausner, to read reviews of Kid Rock's 1st Annual Fish Fry, Popeye's Village, a steampunk chocolate restaurant, and more!

If you enjoy this preview, check out the full episode by subscribing to Double Threat. New episodes every Monday.

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Apr 05, 2023

01:10:01

This week we discover that Zak Bagans is just a regular normal guy!

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Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.