Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

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Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detectiveinactive

Publisher |: Dame Drewzel Scream

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Comedy,; Fiction,; Mystery

Categories Via RSS |: Comedy

Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.

People |: Brad Beideman (@bradbeideman),; Rachel Crowe
Premiere Date |: 2018-08-26
Frequency |: Periodic
Explicit |: Yes

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23 Available Episodes (23 Total) / Average duration: 00:25:10

Date Duration Most Reviewed Highest Rated

23 Available Episodes (23 Total)Average duration: 00:25:10

Oct 09, 2023

00:17:18

Hey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive!As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you can also:Check out our Patreonand our new podcast Book Fair, where we review books from our childhood that we made up.Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregElijah Katz as: Rodge BadgebeachKelsey Buckley as: Fally Jimmels, Bob Eubanks, Joe Sabia, DJ Neetfreek Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist, Sean Evans

Nov 22, 2021

00:43:48

Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears.

(And this is our finale before the hiatus, so check out our Patreon for weekly content in the meantime because the meantime’s usually a lot of time: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Lyndsey Kempf as: Melora Galore

Brian Fitzgerald as: Shuck Dox

Jake Hess as: Bryler Velveeto

Kelsey Buckley as: Dava C. Schwimmer

Allie Wittner as: Westlin Justinly, Janine Greg

Marcos Gonzales as: Chaz Casper

Katie Bowman as: Amby Canterlope

Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Nov 08, 2021

00:23:11

Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Vera Drew as: Dr. Rosacia Stone

Pablo Escabosa as: Captain Lyle P. Dolphay

Mark Gallagher as: Skapper

Branson Knowles as: Fred Christ

Kelsey Buckley as: Wendily

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

Oct 25, 2021

00:42:57

It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Hannah Jones as: Captain Mildreadful

Pablo Escobosa as: Jack Sbarro

Mark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the Pirate

Marcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast Apartheid

Damon Howard as: Captain Stroganoff

Katie Bowman as: Blondebob

Kelsey Buckley as: Shipwreckecca

Jake Hess as: Drent Dickridge

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Oct 11, 2021

00:58:35

https://www.patreon.com/bbthecdWhat a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

Sep 27, 2021

00:19:33

This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather!

(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Yesi Rego as: Lizzlie Drizzle

Kevin McCarthy as: Cycloney Tony

Nako Narter as: Blanche Avalanche

Branson Knowles as: Anchor

Julia Lebow as: Game Show Contestant

Kelsey Buckley as: Game Show Announcer

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Sep 13, 2021

00:37:12

The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil. (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Pierce Campion as: Seth LePod

Kyle McCormick as: Marv Morrow

Danielle Shvartsman as: Eelixandra Phibious

Kevin McCarthy as: Dr. Krillian Salmonelli, Beefcake

Julia Lebow as: Dr. Pirhonda Sandoller

Nako Narter as: Dr. Amandatee Crabagail

Kelsey Buckley as: Dr. Marliny Fishgerald

Yesi Rego as: Hologram

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Aug 30, 2021

00:56:45

Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium

Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess

Greg Goodness as: The Satin Seagull

Eli Lutsky as: King Al Gore

Melissa Strype as: Marjomin Buffet

Joey Pleasants as: Benjory Buffet

Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg

Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach

Nako Narter as: Lenny

Kelsey Buckley as: Benny

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

And check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd

Aug 16, 2021

00:02:45

Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???

Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd

Aug 05, 2020

00:21:56

With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil GregMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, NeighborWe also have masks now! You'd better wear a mask and if you want it can be OURS!https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/Barjory-Buffet-The-Cruise-Detective-Hawaiian-Shirt-Mask-by-bradbeideman/51808070.9G0D8 https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/Barjory-Buffet-The-Cruise-Detective-Mask-by-bradbeideman/51807982.9G0D8

Oct 09 | 00:17:18

Neil's Reel

Nov 22 | 00:43:48

Rated M For Movie

Nov 08 | 00:23:11

A Hottie in the Cold

Oct 25 | 00:42:57

Wide Berth for a Water Birth

Oct 11 | 00:58:35

Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel

Sep 27 | 00:19:33

Stormhaver

Sep 13 | 00:37:12

Look! It's The Future!

Aug 30 | 00:56:45

One Man's Trash is Another Man

Aug 16 | 00:02:45

Season Two Trailer

Aug 05 | 00:21:56

If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now

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