Kellie took Emma Kelly on her first unofficial college visit. For the 6-hour drive there and back, Kellie had dreams of having deep, thoughtful and loving conversations with her 16-year-old daughter. Any guesses how that went? Speaking of college, Kellie found an article highlighting the 12 most useless college degrees, and it turns out she and Allen have two of them! Allen gives his review of the latest Metallica album before finally digging in to a story about an uncomfortable Easter brunch incident that he wanted to tell 2 podcasts ago but Kellie made him wait. Hopefully, the wait was worth it! The Twitterverse blew up over the weekend after Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass tweeted that a flight attendant made his pregnant wife traveling with their 5-year-old and 2-year-old get on her hands and knees to pick up the popcorn mess her toddler had made. He was livid, but the internet didn’t have his back. Allen gets real fired up over this one! Don’t forget to go to KellieandAllen.com/MaybeBaby for details on Maybe Baby 5.0! Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody are giving away another free cycle of effortless IVF to a couple struggling with infertility. The deadline to enter is April 25, 2023, at 5pm Central. And visit KellieandAllen.com/vacation for details on the upcoming Podcast Family Vacation to Valentin Imperial Riviera Maya the week of July 4th, 2023. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! Sunday can help you grow a beautiful lawn without the guesswork OR the nasty chemicals. Full season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit GetSunday.com/LOVIN.Executive Producer is Riley Peleuses for YEA Networks / YEA Podcasts If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Kellie and Allen as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeanetworks.com

Kellie and Allen welcome Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody of Care Fertility, who once again are generously donating a free round of effortless IVF to a couple dealing with infertility. For complete details, please visit KellieandAllen.com/MaybeBaby. Entries must be received by 5pm Central on April 25, 2023. The winning couple will be announced on the podcast airing April 27, 2023. Dr. Kevin Doody is the reason Kellie has Emma Kelly today, and you’ll hear some of Kellie’s infertility journey. Also learn about what contributes to infertility, how long you should try naturally before seeking help, and when is the best time to freeze your eggs. To learn more about the wonderful work being done by Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody, visit Embryo.net. You can also check out some of their success stories at. Instagram.com/CareFertilityUS.Executive Producer is Riley Peleuses for YEA Networks / YEA Podcasts If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Kellie and Allen as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeanetworks.com

Kellie and Allen start off by apologizing for last week’s podcast, and yes, it was all Allen’s fault. After whining and complaining and trying to get out of going to see Taylor Swift, find out how Kellie feels now after going with her daughter Emma Kelly. Because Allen refuses to watch anything with Kellie, he has plenty of time to come up with lists. This podcast’s list includes things Allen was Today Years Old when he found out. While Kellie was with Emma Kelly at Taylor Swift, Allen was with Dylan at a baseball tournament that included not one, but two visits to Buccees. For Allen, it was pretty life-changing. Speaking of life-changing, Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody are back with MaybeBaby 5.0! One lucky couple will receive a free Effortless IVF cycle. Get details at KellieandAllen.com/MaybeBaby. And for details on the Podcast Family Vacation 3.0, go to KellieandAllen.com/Vacation. There are only about 15 rooms left, so hurry! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Get your lawn looking fresh and feeling soft beneath your feet with Sunday! Full-season plans start at just $129 and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit GetSunday.com/LOVIN20. Helix is offering up to $350 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/SANDWICH. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. Join over 1.5 million happy Fast Growing Trees customers! Go to FastGrowingTrees.com/LOVIN right now to get 15% off your entire order.Executive Producer is Riley Peleuses for YEA Networks / YEA Podcasts If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Kellie and Allen as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeanetworks.com

To kick things off, we have a followup to last week’s podcast. Thanks to Podcast Secretary Andrea Dowling Gulledge, we now know for sure who said “I love you” first. Find out what Kellie got for her birthday which led to a huge blowup over the word “gutted.” Please email Kellie and Allen at podcast@kellieandallen.com to let Allen know that Kellie is right. Are you an extroverted introvert? There are 12 signs that could prove you are. Then Allen shares a new Instagram account that has him literally doubled over in laughter to the point that his sides hurt. Allen has an award moment at the tattoo parlor involving his exposed button. And why would Kellie dread going to see Taylor Swift?? Allen gives an update on Kellie’s golf lessons and then reads a letter from a podcast family member commiserating with Kellie’s chin hair. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Get glasses that stay as fresh as your unique style with Pair. Go to PairEyewear.com/SANDWICH for 15% off your first purchase. PrettyLitter helps keep tabs on your cat’s health and keeps odors down. Go to PrettyLitter.com/SANDWICH to save 20% on your first order. Terms and conditions apply. See store for details.

Right out of the gate, the podcast takes a strange turn when Allen discusses his unique genetic mutation. Kellie asks Allen, “Who said ‘I love you’ first?” Does he remember? Does she??After a recap of Kellie’s gluttonous spring break back to SC and Allen’s surprise for her when she got home, Kellie reveals the reason for her extreme fatigue — a combination of hormone imbalance and a parent group chat. Allen brings another entry for Kellie Claps Back, which leads to a live Kellie Claps Back. After convincing Allen to give “John Wick 4” a chance, Kellie reads a DM from a listener that really touched her heart. And in the final seconds of the podcast, Allen asks for a public service announcement regarding jugging. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Sunday can help you grow a beautiful lawn without the guesswork or the nasty chemicals. Full-season plans start at just $129, and our listeners can get 20% off your custom plan at checkout when you visit GetSunday.com/Lovin. PrettyLitter helps keep tabs on your cat’s health and keeps odors down. You and your cat are going to love Pretty Litter as much as our friends do! Go to PrettyLitter.com/sandwich to save 20% on your first order. Terms and conditions apply. See site for details.

Allen starts off the podcast getting on Kellie’s good side with a little praise for a rare occurrence in Evans Manor. They may sound old, but who cares! Allen takes a walk down memory lane and Kellie follows right behind him. You’ll hear what they miss the most from their childhoods. Handyman Alanzo gives an update on his man cave construction, followed by Landscaper Alanzo’s tips for a beautiful lawn. What is up with Allen and his bathroom incidents?? He shares yet another embarrassing bathroom story involving an unlocked door at a fast food restaurant. And you are invited to join Kellie and Allen on the Podcast Family Vacation 3.0! Just go to KellieandAllen.com/vacation to get all the details. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Pair Eyewear - Get glasses that stay as fresh as your unique style with Pair. Go to paireyewear.com/SANDWICH for 15% off your first purchase. Helix Sleep - is offering up to $350 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/SANDWICH. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. Fast Growing Trees - Join over 1.5 million happy Fast Growing Trees customers! Go to FastGrowingTrees.com/LOVIN now to get 15% off your entire order.We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform.Executive Producer is Riley Peleuses for YEA Networks / YEA Podcasts If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Kellie and Allen as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeanetworks.com

Kellie and Allen have a new driver in the house, which comes with a whole new layer of stress. Kellie’s just hoping that Emma Kelly figures it all out without getting into a fender bender. That led to a long trip down memory lane involving Kellie’s driving history, which led to Allen’s big auto reveal. In a somewhat scattered podcast, you’ll hear about Kellie and Allen’s midweek date at a speakeasy and Allen’s latest home improvement project. And after another installment of Kellie Claps Back, Kellie will try to get to the bottom of Allen’s issue with Ted Lasso. Then finally, a reminder about the upcoming Podcast Family Vacation 3.0 at the Valentin Imperial Riviera Maya. Get all the details at KellieandAllen.com/vacation and also join the Facebook group, Kellie and Allen Podcast Vacation. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Rocket Money - Stop throwing your money away. Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way — by going to www.RocketMoney.com/sandwich. Thrive Causemetics - You have to try Thrive Causemetics to see for yourself! Right now, you can get an exclusive 15% off your first order when you visit www.thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH.We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform.Executive Producer is Riley Peleuses for YEA Networks / YEA Podcasts If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Kellie and Allen as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeanetworks.com

Kellie went to Florida for her niece’s wedding, but all the drama was in getting there and getting back! And find out why a woman at the airport walked up to Kellie in the airport and yelled out, “Yogurt!” Allen shares all the details of the upcoming Podcast Family Vacation 3.0, happening the week of July 3, 2023, at the Valentin Imperial Riviera Maya! Find out who, what, when, where, how and why by going to KellieandAllen.com/Vacation! Ken Holladay will be happy to answer any and all questions and get you booked. And Kellie gives a shout out to a podcast listener who just started her small business for a beautiful reason. Thank you to our podcast sponsor this week! Cozy Earth - Save 35% now on Cozy Earth luxury bedding. But hurry! This offer ends soon. Go to www.CozyEarth.com/SANDWICH and be sure to enter code SANDWICH at checkout.We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform.Executive Producer is Riley Peleuses for YEA Networks / YEA Podcasts If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Kellie and Allen as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeanetworks.com

Kellie and Allen recap their very exciting Valentine’s Day weekend, which may or may not have included a Grumpy Octopus and a game of Hide the Hammer. Part of Kellie’s Valentine gift was an icy cold, slightly dirty martini, and Allen shares her favorite recipe. Allen also gave in to Kellie and agreed to go to a Super Bowl party, but HE’S the one who ended up having a better time.Find out how Emma Kelly did on her driver’s test and how Allen got through the pain of an extensive back tattoo session with a certain gummy recommended by “Tom.” And Allen was today year’s old when he discovered two brand new things. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Pair Eyewear - Get glasses that stay as fresh as your unique style with Pair. Go to paireyewear.com/SANDWICH for 15% off your first purchase.Cozy Earth - SAVE 35% percent now on Cozy Earth. Hurry, this offer ends soon. Go to CozyEarth.com/SANDWICH and be sure to enter SANDWICH at checkout. Pretty Litter - PrettyLitter helps keep your cat healthy and keeps odors down. Go to PrettyLitter.com/SANDWICH to save 20% on your first order.We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform.Executive Producer is Riley Peleuses for YEA Networks / YEA Podcasts If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Kellie and Allen as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeanetworks.com

Knowing how much Allen keeps up with celebrity gossip, Kellie filled him in on the ongoing drama between Shakira and her ex-lover Gerard Piqué. Allegedly, Shakira found out Gerard cheated on her because his mistress left a half-eaten jar of strawberry jam in the fridge. So Kellie asked her Instagram followers to share the strange ways they caught somebody cheating, and they delivered! Allen is getting started on transforming a section of the garage into his personal man cave, and Kellie caught him doing something with spackle that had her gagging. With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, Kellie takes a trip to the lingerie section at the mall. And in another episode of Kellie Claps Back, Kellie realizes that she’s actually funnier than Allen’s delivery. Allen agreed to go to a Super Bowl party! Get their exciting predictions on who will win. And while nothing is set in stone, we’re getting closer to nailing down the details on the next Podcast Family Vacation…where you may be able to bounce dimes off Allen’s stomach AND check out his new back tattoo. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Rocket Money - Stop throwing your money away. Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to RocketMoney.com/sandwich.Helix - Helix is offering up to $350 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/Sandwich. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform.Executive Producer is Riley Peleuses for YEA Networks / YEA Podcasts If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Kellie and Allen as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeanetworks.com