Johnny admits his and his father’s attraction to Dave and his new haircut, Sean’s mom wouldn’t take a picture of him because he was ugly, and the guys wonder if Dave has grandma pubes. And then… Target. Dave must calculate whether or not he can hold his bowels in the time it’ll take to get through the single checkout line, there was blood on the toilet seat, and the guy with 75 gift cards who had the check the balance on all of them. And it just gets worse from there…