Remember, you can join us LIVE on Blab. Go to Blab.im/sterling_stone and see what episodes are coming up next, and for reminders to join us. Today, Dave talks about… RANTS about his experience trying to buy, return, and replace a phone, all for a Target gift card for $50.

• As do all good stories, this one takes place at Target…
• It all begins when Sean sends Dave is old iPhone 4s, and Dave realizes he wants something a lot better.
• There was a gift card involved, for Target, of course.
• There was also blood involved.
• Dave has mysterious relationships with Target employees.
• Dave offends all foreigners and newbie phone shoppers.
• (Remember, Dave hates everyone equally.)
• The old ‘bait and switch’ and karmic retribution.
• The whole AT&T network breaks, and it becomes obvious that the universe hates Dave, too.
• It keeps getting worse from there, and even the Target employee said he’s never in his career seen anything like this happen to anyone else.