Americans today love to eat food that contains thousands of known cancerous and addictive chemicals, as long as it can be eaten quickly so they do not have to think after work! In this podcast, Wilt and Captain John will be discussing just what makes American convenience so funny, and also a bunch of other topics including Uber, Trump/Ric Flair, and why Whole Foods are cleaner than other grocery stores. So, tune in, grab an energy drink, and light your cigarette for 36 minutes of laughs and coughs.