Adam debates who would qualify for a NFL Mount Rushmore before learning about the creatures he saw wash up on shore outside his house. Comedian Mark Normand joins him as they discuss garbage man arrival times and the death of the phrase “what's the meaning of this?”. They play a round of ‘Mr. Brightside’ where Adam helps cheer up a caller who was hit by a drunk driver. Next, Chris reports the news. Hearing about Arnold Schwarzenegger filling up an LA pothole causes Adam to wonder why LA has the worst roads despite the good weather and high taxes people pay. They get into a Florida teacher running a middle school fight club, a 911 dispatcher getting caught sexting officers, and McDonald's testing a fully automated restaurant. Finally, former NFL player and coach, Mike Singletary, joins Adam and Mark and talks about playing for the Chicago Bears, beating the Patriots at Super Bowl XX, playing with William “the Refrigerator” Perry, the future of the Pro Bowl Games, the time the Dolphins ended the Bear’s undefeated season, and the origin of “The Super Bowl Shuffle”. PLUGS: See Mark Normand live: Oxnard, CA - Oxnard Levity Live - Tonight to Saturday Bozeman, MT - The Elm - April 20th Great Falls, MT - The Newberry - April 21st For more dates visit, MarkNormandComedy.com Listen to Mark Normand’s ‘Tuesdays with Stories’ and ‘We Might Be Drunk’ wherever you find podcasts And follow Mark on Twitter, @MarkNorm Check out Neutein products, available on Amazon To learn more about Mike Singletary’s non-profit, ‘Changing Our Perspective’ visit ChangingOurPerspective.org THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp BetterHelp.com/CAROLLA AthleticGreens.com/ACS OReillyAuto.com ZipRecruiter.com/ADAM