The former Independiente, Manchester United, Villarreal, Atletico Madrid, Inter Milan, Internacional and now Cerezo Osaka striker invites Andy Mitten to his home in Porto Alegre. The two-time European golden boot winner who was also the joint top scorer in the last World Cup discusses the important matters of the day. Like who he'd rather have alongside him in a fight out of Diego Lugano and Roy Keane, the Manchester weather, eggs on pizza, landlocked countries in South America, tennis and airports in England. That and people coming up to him in the street and singing 'Diego wooah, Diego wooah! He came from Uruguay, he made the Scousers cry!" Enjoy.