It’s time for another one of our infamous & patented Care/Don’t Care Podcasts, with your talent: Eugene S. Robinson, John Nash & Stephie Haynes. UFC Vegas 67 REACTIONS —Overall, this 12-bout card saw 3 first round finishes, 5 KO/TKO’s, 1 sub, & 5 decisions, 1 split. BONUS awards included — POTN: Allan Nascimento, Umar Nurmagomedov, Roman Kopylov, & Dan Ige. NO FOTN.Here’s a look at the UFC Vegas 67: ‘Strickland vs Imavov’ fight card, updated records & full results from the event —MAIN CARDAt 2:06 – 11. Sean Strickland #6 (26-5) DEF. Nassourdine Imavov #13 (12-4) – via unanimous decision (49-46, 49-46, 48-47)At 7:14 – 10. Dan Ige (16-6) DEF. Damon Jackson (22-5) – via KO (left hook) at 4:13 of Round 2At 10:50 – 9. Roman Kopylov (10-2) DEF. Punahele Soriano (9-3) – via TKO (strikes) at 3:19 of Round 2At 12:25 – 8. Raquel Pennington (15-8) DEF. Ketlen Vieira (13-3) – via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)At 14:54 – 7. Umar Nurmagomedov (16-0) DEF. Raoni Barcelos (17-4) – via KO (left hand) at 4:40 of Round PRELIMSAt 19:14 – 6. Javid Basharat (14-0) DEF. Mateus Mendonça (10-1) – via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28)At 19:49 – 5. Abdul Razak Alhassan (12-5) DEF. Claudio Ribeiro (10-3) – via KO (punches) at 0:28 of Round 2At 20:20 – 4. Mateusz Rębecki (17-1) DEF. Nick Fiore (6-1) – via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27, 30-27)At 21:09 – 3. Allan Nascimento (20-6) vs. Carlos Hernandez (8-2) – via submission (rear-naked choke) at 3:16 of Round 1At 21:48 – OFF TOPIC: JONES VS GANE FIGHT NEWS REACTIONSAt 25:52 – 2. Daniel Argueta (9-1) DEF. Nick Aguirre (7-1) – via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)At 25:59 – 1. Charles Johnson (13-3) DEF. Jimmy Flick (16-6) – viaTKO (strikes) at 4:33 of Round 1______________________UFC 283: ‘Teixeira vs. Hill’ & ‘Figueiredo vs. Moreno 4’ PICKS —At this point in the show we offer you our ‘disclaimer’, then our trio will go about predicting the UFC 283 PPV bout sheet from the bottom up, wrapping up the C/DC quick-picks portion of the show with the Main Event. This UFC on ESPN+ event will take place from the #JeunesseArena out of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on Sat, Jan 21st., 2023..Here’s a look at the fight card & records for the upcoming event via tapology.com, bout order subject to change...UFC 283 (19 Cares):ESPN+ PPV CARD | SAT. JAN. 21 — 10/7PM ETPT (15 CARES)At 53:18 OFF TOPIC: Dana White with Brett Okamoto - Stephie Gets to Rant15. UFC Vacant LHW Title Bout - 205lbs: Glover Teixeira (33-8) vs. Jamahal Hill (11-1) — At 51:04, 3 Cares14. UFC Flyweight Title Bout - 125lbs: Deiveson Figueiredo (21-2) vs. Brandon Moreno (20-6) — At 43:10, 3 Cares13. 170lbs: Gilbert Burns (20-5) vs. Neil Magny (27-9) — At 39:40, 3 Cares12. 125lbs: Jéssica Andrade (23-9) vs. Lauren Murphy (16-5) — At 38:47, 3 Cares11. 205lbs: Paul Craig E/J (16-5) vs. Johnny Walker S (19-7) — At 35:54, 3 Cares (But Split)ABC/ESPN FEATURED PRELIMS | 8PM/5PM ETPT (4 Cares)10. 205lbs: Mauricio Rua (27-13) vs. Ihor Potieria (18-3) — At 35:099. 185lbs: Gregory Rodrigues (13-4) vs. Brunno Ferreira (9-0) — At 33:32, 1 Care (Stephie)8. 155lbs: Thiago Moisés (16-6) vs. Melquizael Costa (19-5) — At 33:207. 170lbs: Gabriel Bonfim (13-0) vs. Mounir Lazzez (11-2) — At 32:296. 265lbs: Jailton Almeida (17-2) vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov (20-7) — At 30:33, 3 CaresUFC FIGHTPASS EARLY PRELIMS | 6/3PM ETPT (0 Cares)5. 155lbs: Terrance McKinney (13-4) vs. Ismael Bonfim (18-3) — At 29:024. 170lbs: Warlley Alves (14-5) vs. Nicolas Dalby (20-4) — At 28:463. 145lbs: Josiane Nunes (9-1) vs. Zarah Faim (6-4) — At 28:322. 135lbs: Luan Lacerda (12-1) vs. Cody Stamann (20-5) — At 28:111. 135lbs: Daniel Marcos (13-0) vs. Saimon Oliveira (18-4) — At 27:58Be sure to follow John on twitter @heynottheface, you can catch Stephie @CrooklynMMA, and twice a week she’s on @LevelChangePod. Meanwhile, Eugene is @EugeneSRobinson. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit bloodyelbowpodcast.substack.com/subscribe This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit bloodyelbowpodcast.substack.com/subscribe