The Two Bobs episode 244 for Monday, March 18, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cap de Night from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/gOKJ  Robert nursed an Emperor’s Marshmelatonin from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/wmnwz  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a horse in your apartment. Rob got a new burnt mug from Whiskey Grail and was willing to try it on the show with some 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon. 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon http://1792bourbon.com/sweet-wheat/ Whiskey Grail oak drinking vessel for bourbon https://whiskeygrail.com/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted on St. Patty’s Day and made out with a leprechaun, then later realizing it was just a little person. A guy in Vegas got stung in his testicle by a scorpion while sleeping in his hotel room. We’re adding Vegas to our list of places we can’t visit anymore. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scorpion-stings-man-testicles-las-vegas-hotel_n_65e77719e4b0f9d26cac9a5d  A Wisconsin man—whose name is allegedly “Deez-Nuts”—was arrested after a domestic altercation. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deez-nuts-charged-wisconsin-family-fight_n_65ef6d9fe4b05cfcf680a544  A drunk man in Russia rode a horse up to his 5th floor apartment to make up with his wife. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drunkenly-rides-horse-up-to-5th-floor-apartment-to-make-up-with-wife  A man went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and walked out with a vasectomy. goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html">https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html  A man responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a very thoughtful “thumbs up” emoji. May he rest in peace. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.