The Two Bobs episode 248 for Monday, April 29, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Orange Twist from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/orange-twist/ 
  • Robert made sweet love to a 2023 Barrel Reserve Imperial Stout from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/94qdq 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put bees in your wall.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is exempt from prosecution, unlike former US presidents.
  • The man with Britain’s largest penis won’t be getting reduction surgery. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. britain-largest-penis-wont-surgery-reduction.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13344251/man-britain-largest-penis-wont-surgery-reduction.html  
  • A road rage incident in Indiana ended with a pregnant woman being pelted with spaghetti. https://www.wthr.com/article/news/crime/gun-shown-spaghetti-thrown-pregnant-woman-road-rage-incident-indianapolis/531-69c8c32e-cf14-4dea-abca-d8131b2173b3 
  • A Colorado man pulled a gun on a Burger King worker who refused drugs as payment. https://sentinelcolorado.com/metro/aurora-man-guilty-of-pulling-gun-on-burger-king-worker-who-refused-drugs-as-payment/ 
  • A toddler told her mom she heard monsters in her bedroom that later turned out to be 50,000 bees in her wall. https://people.com/toddler-hears-monsters-in-bedroom-walls-over-50-000-bees-found-exclusive-8639105 
  • Glade introduced meat freshening spray. What a time to be alive! https://www.theonion.com/glade-introduces-new-meat-freshener-spray-1851408111 

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The Two Bobs episode 247 for Monday, April 15, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Blot Out the Sun from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/4XKG9 
  • Robert made sweet love to a Maple Whip from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/7XDnJ 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give you illegal butt injections in your sleep.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Tax Day 2024. The IRS would like to thank you for all the money you gave them last year.
  • An Australian man was fined for peeing in a cup mid-flight. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-as-australia-passenger-fined_n_66101839e4b087003392cab5 
  • A Sacramento porch pirate dressed up like a trash bag. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trash-bag-porch-pirate-sacramento-omar-munoz_n_660f258fe4b078af1447f785 
  • A 9-year-old missed the bus and decided to drive himself to school. https://www.cbs19news.com/story/50628329/9yearold-who-missed-school-bus-drives-moms-car-to-school-sparks-police-chase 
  • A Texas mother and daughter were accused of administering illegal butt injections to boost patients’ confidence. https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/texas-mother-daughter-illegal-butt-injections-fda-operation/285-2bf0fe16-64be-4492-97fd-f31d1aba58dd 
  • A Kentucky man faked his own death to get out of child support payments. https://globalpulsenews.com/kentucky-man-admits-to-faking-own-death-to-avoid-paying-child-support/ 
  • Mental health experts confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is over 1,000 times more effective than using antidepressants. https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-confirm-sunny-day-at-the-ballpark-1000-times-more-effective-than-antidepressants 

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The Two Bobs episode 246 for Monday, April 8, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Coffee Chocolate from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-coffee-chocolate/#yes 
  • Robert made sweet love to a Vanilla Everydae from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/Ne0G3 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your tattoos. 
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the Solar Eclipse of 2024, when idiots all over the country will stare directly at the sun despite all the warnings not to stare directly at the sun.
  • Florida Man® tried to steal a Waffle House tattoo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/waffle-house-tattoo-891673
  • A police department in California was blocked from using Lego heads in its mugshots. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-california-mugshots-lego-heads_n_66043b93e4b0ddb37d3b53d6 
  • An impaired driver wrecked a “Report Impaired Drivers” sign. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/report-impaired-drivers-sign-1.7153082 
  • An animal lover rushed a sick baby hedgehog to the vet only to discover it was actually a hat pom-pom. https://nypost.com/2024/03/27/lifestyle/animal-lover-rushes-sick-baby-hedgehog-to-vet-only-to-find-out-shes-been-caring-for-a-hat-pom-pombritish-woman-mistakes-hat-pom-pom-for-baby-hedgehog/amp/ 
  • According to the California Highway Patrol, imaginary friends don’t count in the carpool lanes. https://www.ksbw.com/article/chp-says-imaginary-friends-dont-count-in-the-carpool-lane-bay-area-driver-busted/60282841 
  • A Texas dad landed his dream job of coming up with puns for naming beers at a local brewery. https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-lands-dream-job-at-brewery-coming-up-with-puns-for-naming-beers 

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The Two Bobs episode 245 for Monday, March 25, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Whiskey Barrel Stout from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/5943c7507a 
  • Robert made sweet love to a Galaphobia Milk Stout from Narrow Gauge. https://untp.beer/m7mlj 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hire a moving company to steal your sex dominoes.
• It snowed in Michigan this week. F this.
• Subway is switching from Coke to Pepsi so Robert is boycotting them for eternity.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS makes as much sense as a late-March snowstorm.
  • A Georgia couple is claiming their moving company stole their sex dominoes. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/deputies-georgia-couple-says-company-stole-their-sex-dominoes/ZCDXQPFG7ZEYNNR32BN4L3EL3M/ 
  • Feet story #1: A Georgia man grabbed a woman’s feet and rubbed them on his face. https://www.koin.com/local/washington-county/man-arrested-after-grabbing-womans-feet-and-rubbing-them-on-his-face-officials/ 
  • A helicopter dad was arrested after he kept calling 911 about his kid’s homework. https://www.fox19.com/2024/03/14/dad-arrested-after-continuously-calling-school-about-childs-homework-complaint-shows/
  • Voodoo Ranger is making pizza-flavored beer. Robert would pick that over Pepsi. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/voodoo-ranger-tombstone-pizza-beer/ 
  • Feet story #2: This guy hasn’t worn shoes for years and is making money from it on OnlyFans. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/man-who-hasnt-worn-shoes-32304949 
  • This Boeing 737 toy has wings that really fall off. It’s so realistic! https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boeing-737-toy-features-wings-that-really-fall-off 

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The Two Bobs episode 244 for Monday, March 18, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Cap de Night from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/gOKJ 
  • Robert nursed an Emperor’s Marshmelatonin from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/wmnwz 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a horse in your apartment.
• Rob got a new burnt mug from Whiskey Grail and was willing to try it on the show with some 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon.
  • 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon http://1792bourbon.com/sweet-wheat/
  • Whiskey Grail oak drinking vessel for bourbon https://whiskeygrail.com/
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted on St. Patty’s Day and made out with a leprechaun, then later realizing it was just a little person.
  • A guy in Vegas got stung in his testicle by a scorpion while sleeping in his hotel room. We’re adding Vegas to our list of places we can’t visit anymore. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scorpion-stings-man-testicles-las-vegas-hotel_n_65e77719e4b0f9d26cac9a5d 
  • A Wisconsin man—whose name is allegedly “Deez-Nuts”—was arrested after a domestic altercation. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deez-nuts-charged-wisconsin-family-fight_n_65ef6d9fe4b05cfcf680a544 
  • A drunk man in Russia rode a horse up to his 5^th floor apartment to make up with his wife. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drunkenly-rides-horse-up-to-5th-floor-apartment-to-make-up-with-wife 
  • A man went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and walked out with a vasectomy. goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html">https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html 
  • A man responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a very thoughtful “thumbs up” emoji. May he rest in peace. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji 

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The Two Bobs episode 243 for Monday, March 4, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a The Cranfather from Founders. https://untp.beer/QpxYj 
  • Robert nursed a The Ice Treaty of Peace from Drekker. https://untp.beer/al78N 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your car and send you an apology letter.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS just temporarily avoided a government shutdown.
  • A guy in Texas stuck antiques up his ass before putting them back on the shelf. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitchell-vest-kilt-anus-antiques-texas_n_65d4f1c9e4b0f7fbe7b443d4 
  • Robert’s neighbor left the hospital still wearing a hospital gown and stole an ambulance. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/search-underway-for-crash-survivor-who-stole-ambulance-in-fairfax-county/3547868/ 
  • A woman in Ireland lost her disability case after photos emerged of her winning a tree-throwing competition. https://nypost.com/2024/02/27/lifestyle/mom-loses-800k-disability-case-after-photos-emerge-of-her-winning-tree-throwing-competition/ 
  • The Florida Man® Games are the most Florida thing that has ever happened in Florida. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/02/24/florida-man-games/ 
  • Don’t put batteries in your penis. Just ask this guy. https://nypost.com/2024/02/15/lifestyle/man-jams-batteries-in-penis-gets-drained-by-agonizing-surgery/ 
  • Florida Man® jacked Grandma’s car and then sent her a four-page apology letter. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-carjacks-grandmother-pens-four-page-apology-letter-police 

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The Two Bobs episode 242 for Monday, February 12, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Stacked Blueberry & Maple from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/5WXz4 
  • Robert nursed a Blueberry Milk of the Murder Hornet from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/zG38d 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll show up at your home only wearing towels. 
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t be prosecuted because it has poor memory.
  • A giant stuffed polar bear was stolen from a Canadian resort in freezing temperatures (probably July). https://www.businessinsider.com/canada-polar-bear-stuffed-stolen-resort-freezing-weather-2024-2 
  • The world’s sexiest couple led a police chase with a dog, cat and four chickens in a spray-painted car. https://www.wlbt.com/2024/01/30/bonnie-clyde-wannabes-couple-leads-deputies-chase-with-dog-cat-4-chickens-inside-spray-painted-car/ 
  • An elderly Florida Man® jiggled his balls in front of strangers. news.com/2024/01/29/patient-lifts-gown-while-jiggling-genitals-at-entrance-to-the-villages-hospital/">https://www.villages-news.com/2024/01/29/patient-lifts-gown-while-jiggling-genitals-at-entrance-to-the-villages-hospital/ 
  • Sauna patrons dressed only in towels led a water rescue. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/sauna-patrons-dressed-towels-pull-2-car-plunged-106895412 
  • A man in California sued Disneyland for misleading advertising in calling it “The happiest place on earth.” https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-sues-disneyland-for-misleading-happiest-place-on-earth-advertising 

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The Two Bobs episode 241 for Monday, February 5, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Layered Indulgence from Odd Side.  https://untp.beer/0c65cb3836 
  • Robert nursed a Fudgement Day: Temple of Hazelnut from Magnify Brewing. https://untp.beer/6lpdr 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll screw up our random shit segment because Rob posted the wrong article.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the mistakes everyone makes while shopping at Costco.
  • A guy who taped fish to ATMs was arrested because Utah is lame. https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/01/fish-bandit-arrested-for-taping-fish-to-atm-machines 
  • Florida Woman® got naked and went on a convenience store rampage. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/naked-woman-rampage-732940 
  • A woman in California was stuck on a ski lift for 15 hours. https://www.kcra.com/article/heavenly-ski-resort-woman-stuck-gondola-15-hours/46557458 
  • A man burgling in Georgia called 911 after getting stuck and shitting himself. https://theaugustapress.com/augusta-burglar-calls-911-after-getting-stuck-pooping-himself/ 
  • Drug cartels are switching from meth to more lucrative Stanley tumblers. https://babylonbee.com/news/cartels-switch-from-smuggling-meth-to-more-lucrative-stanley-tumblers 

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The Two Bobs episode 240 for Monday, January 29, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Graham Cracker Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/GQ967
  • Robert nursed a French Toast from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/yK2xE
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll forget to read the last CRAZY NEWS story. Kidding! We already did that.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS should not be listened to while operating heavy machinery.
  • A music artist unknown to Alexa got five women pregnant at the same time and they all got together for one, weird baby shower. baby-shower-five-women-pregnant.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12975841/father-baby-shower-five-women-pregnant.html
  • A woman tried to use dog piss to pass a urine test. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dog-pee-caper-286934
  • An American Airlines passenger was kicked off a flight for busting ass and being a dick. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/american-airlines-passenger-allegedly-removed-from-flight-for-farting/VRLIKU72TRG33OMN4NS6ANEHAM/
  • A Chicago man robbed a bank three days after being acquitted of bank robbery. robbed-chicago-bank-3-days-after-being-acquitted-of-bank-robbery-fbi.html">https://cwbchicago.com/2024/01/man-robbed-chicago-bank-3-days-after-being-acquitted-of-bank-robbery-fbi.html
  • Florida Man® handed a police officer his driver’s license covered in meth. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-hands-over-license-covered-in-meth-during-traffic-stop-pcso/
  • We had another story from our friends at the Babylon Bee, but whatever, we’ll tell you about it next week… if we remember!

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The Two Bobs episode 239 for Monday, January 22, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Lava Monsta from 450 North. https://untp.beer/g4edJ 
  • Robert nursed a Mokah from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/vjO7 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your driveway.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as chilling as a Buffalo Bills game in January.
  • A judge threw out a case involving a woman pelting her partner with bread. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/felony-case-no-longer-pain-doctor-908734 
  • The fish aren’t the only unclothed animals in the aquarium at Bass Pro Shops. https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3  
  • An exploding toilet is creating a shitty legal situation at Dunkin’ Donuts. https://apnews.com/article/dunkin-donuts-exploding-toilet-florida-lawsuit-db7794a8ed61a8f1350bfbaffb094aa8 
  • Florida Woman® had her entire driveway stolen. https://themessenger.com/news/florida-woman-entire-driveway-stolen-gives-gofundme-donations-to-charity 
  • Texans opened fire on a strange white substance falling from the sky. https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-texans-open-fire-on-strange-white-stuff-falling-from-sky 

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